Chapter Twenty-Nine: It's the First Time, Jerk Off

Xu Wenbiao, who came out of the bath, was a little strange, the fat cat was too quiet. But I didn't think about anything, and sat on the bed and practiced fireball and stealth techniques.

Not to mention, now Xu Wenbiao's success rate of fireball technique is getting higher and higher.

On average, a small flame can break out seven or eight times.

Every time a flame comes out, he immediately holds a cigarette in his mouth and raises his middle finger to light it. I forgot to mention that this guy uses his middle finger to practice fireball magic. The next time the fireball technique is successful, immediately extinguish the unfinished cigarette in your mouth, take out another cigarette and put it in your mouth, and raise your middle finger to light it.

Every time he lit a cigarette, he shrugged his shoulders and smirked, and the obscene appearance made the fat cat's eyes twitch, even if he was in a bad mood, he was stimulated to move a place and run to the ground. If you don't move, you can't do it, every ten seconds you are compared to your middle finger, and you can't stand it on anyone.

Another successful fireball technique, Xu Wenbiao habitually snuffed out half of the cigarette in his mouth, put the middle finger of his right hand in front of his lips, and touched the cigarette with his left hand, and suddenly found that there was no smoke. Look at the ashtray again, half of a cigarette butt in a jar. Shrugged his shoulders and shook his middle finger to extinguish the flames.

I don't know who said that sentence, I don't care when I have it, but I cherish it when I lose it.

Xu Wenbiao had this feeling at this time, he didn't feel it when he had a cigarette just now, there was no smoke at this time, but he wanted to smoke very much, the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he was, the more he wanted to smoke, looking at the pile of half cigarette butts in the ashtray, which he didn't cherish just now and pinched off the ground, and some even only took a puff. It's really self-inflicted, and you can't live.

Looking at the pile of cigarette butts, he hesitated for only ten seconds, then stretched out his hand tremblingly and picked up a cigarette butt from the ashtray and put it in his mouth to light it, took a puff, and exhaled a long breath of smoke comfortably.

Comfortable!

The fat cat came to the side faintly, "Don't you know that the hotel has a service called for phone calls?" ”

Xu Wenbiao froze there with a cigarette butt in his hand, looking at the cigarette butt with a light smoke in his hand, and he wanted to die of shame.

After staying in the hotel for one night, the fat cat's love seemed to be restored. The next morning, Xu Wenbiao called a special car and went straight to Kunshi Airport.

After nearly ten hours of driving, Xu Wenbiao didn't want the fat cat to suffer in his bag, so he called a special car service. Although money is expensive, as long as the brothers do not suffer, what is money?

Money is the king-eight-egg, let's make it again if it's gone!

When Xu Wenbiao, who was sitting in the back seat of the special car, thought like this, he felt a little nouveau riche.

The fat cat lying on the side has a somewhat complicated look in his eyes, and the meaning is difficult to understand.

When he arrived in Kunshi, he stayed overnight in a hotel near the airport, and he booked a plane ticket for the next morning.

Nothing was said all night.

In the early morning of the next day, when he arrived at the airport early and checked in, he waved his hand at the fat cat with a gloating face, which made the airport staff think he was mentally ill and almost took him away for questioning.

Waiting, security, and boarding are all normal. It wasn't until I sat down in my seat that I inadvertently glanced out the window and immediately felt a little trembling in my legs, but I was okay and could accept it.

Human curiosity is very interesting. How many people have been told by adults when they were young, it's poop, you can't touch it, you have to hide it, don't step on it. Then, when the adults were not around, he squatted next to the poop and stabbed the ground with a straw stick.

Xu Wenbiao is a little bit so interesting now, knowing that he has a fear of heights, and he knows that it will be uncomfortable to look outward, but he still can't help the impulse of curiosity in his heart, as if he wants to verify how strong his bottom line is, the more uncomfortable he is, the more he looks outward, and the more he looks outward, the more uncomfortable he becomes.

How did that saying come from, if you don't die, you won't die.

Fortunately, the stewardess came over and blocked the visor. It was a little better.

"What's wrong with you? Under the weather? There was an eldest sister sitting next to her, in her thirties, very warm-hearted, seeing that Xu Wenbiao's face was a little pale, and asked sideways.

"It's fine." Xu Wenbiao swallowed his saliva and squeezed out a smile, "It's the first time for me..."

As soon as the fuselage moved, Xu Wenbiao was frightened, his brain twitched, and a sentence came out, "Fight." ”

Haizhou people are accustomed to calling a taxi a taxi, and at this time, Xu Wenbiao, who was already a little nervous, was started by the plane, and immediately said that the first time he took a plane was a jet. Fatally, there was a pause in the middle, which sounded even more obscene.

For the first time, jerk off.

The eldest sister was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xu Wenbiao's pale face, knew that this was a slip of the tongue, and burst into laughter, and then couldn't help it, laughing.

Xu Wenbiao was ashamed to death.

Just as he wanted to explain, the plane began to slide slowly, Xu Wenbiao suddenly stopped talking, and grabbed the handrail with both hands.

"Don't be nervous, it's okay." The kind-hearted eldest sister said with a smile: "The reports say that airplanes are the safest means of transportation in the world. ”

Xu Wenbiao really wants to say that I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of heights. But the plane was already slowly climbing to the humming of the engines, and you could feel the tilt from the seats.

Xu Wenbiao's face turned white at that time, and his legs and stomach began to tremble.

The plane should have climbed into the air, Xu Wenbiao suddenly felt the entire fuselage fall downward, and his heart was horrified, it was not his unlucky luck that he did not leave, but he had been accumulating and waiting for today's big move! This is the safest vehicle in the world, and if you crash on your first ride, then no one will be lucky.

Fortunately, after the crash, the plane continued to climb, Xu Wenbiao saw that the other passengers were all at ease, knowing that he was thinking too much, fortunately no one saw it, otherwise he would really lose his life. I wiped a cold sweat, and then I felt the plane crash again.

patted his chest, and before he could slow down, the eldest sister next to him smiled: "Young man, it's okay..."

"I know, airplanes are the safest means of transportation in the world?" The muscles on Xu Wenbiao's face trembled stiffly, and he said with a smile like crying.

The eldest sister smiled, "That's it!" Big and small, what are you afraid of, shame or not! ”

I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of heights!

Xu Wenbiao corrected the eldest sister's words again in his heart, but he didn't say it, as if he was afraid of Gao and was quite embarrassed.

But the eldest sister spoke again, "Since it's the first time to take a plane, let's open the visor and look at the scenery outside, it's really, so beautiful." It's a shame not to feel that feeling when you're flying in the blue sky. It's a white day. ”

Open the visor and take a look outside?

See? Look! See? Look!

There was a villain called curiosity in his heart who wielded the sword of impulse to split the shield called hesitation, defeated the villain called reason, and proudly waved his impulse, instructing Xu Wenbiao to slowly lift the visor and look out.

What would it be like for a person with a fear of heights who has weak legs and stomach to sit at an altitude of nearly a thousand meters and look down when he walks on the overpass?

If you don't die, you won't die.

Xu Wenbiao perfectly interprets this sentence.

The eldest sister was still laughing on the side, "How is it?" Looks good, right? ”

After a while, seeing that Xu Wenbiao's body didn't move, the eldest sister said, "No, this is fascinating?" ”

After a while, Xu Wenbiao hadn't moved yet, and the eldest sister felt that something was wrong, and when she moved over his body and looked at it, she was suddenly startled.

Xu Wenbiao's face was pale and gray, his eyes were straight, his face was full of cold sweat, his bruised lips trembled slightly, his teeth were fighting, and he looked at his eldest sister directly, only to feel that his stomach was churning for a while, and his cheeks were bulging like a toad.

Seeing this, the eldest sister hurriedly took out the plastic bag, and Xu Wenbiao spit it out.

The people in the cabin looked at the place one after another, and they all showed disgusted and disgusted expressions. The flight attendant also came over, sir, what's wrong with you, is there anything I can help you with?

Xu Wenbiao waved his hand, and the dead man leaned back in the chair.

This time, he didn't dare to look out.