When he returned to the pawnshop, he didn't take Wang Mazi seriously.

We are people with extraordinary abilities.

We're people with a bunch of amazing friends.

If you are afraid of a few mixed social places, won't it make friends in the circle laugh off their big teeth.

Xu Wenbiao is a little arrogant, besides, there is no underworld society in Huaxia, at best, there are a few big bastards, and the so-called protection-protection-fee is just a big bastard sending a few little ruffians to the store to make trouble and make you unable to do business, and the shopkeeper can't spend money to eliminate the disaster. (We have to have positive energy, you know, ˉ-ˉ‖)

At this time, the sky was getting dark, and in the pawnshop, Zhang Ying was teasing a child who was as pink as a carved jade.

The child is about seven or eight years old, with big eyes, small red lips, a plane head, a small black leather jacket on the top, blue jeans on the bottom, and a pair of red and white sneakers, looking handsome and cute.

"Whose child is this?" Xu Wenbiao liked this child at a glance and asked casually.

The fat cat lay on the counter and said lazily, "The children of the old Gu family, Lao Gu has something to do and go out for a few days, let us help take care of it." ”

The child of Gu Yuelou, the blood of Xuanhu, no wonder he is so beautiful. Xu Wenbiao squatted down with a smile, "What's your name?" ”

The child looked at Xu Wenbiao with a smile, "Hello uncle, you are Xu Wenbiao Uncle Xu, right?" My name is Gu Mingming, you can call me Mingming. ”

Clearly?! Xu Wenbiao was instantly scorched by thunder.

This god-like name is matched with such a cute child, how to look at it, there is an indescribable sense of disobedience.

……

Obviously you're out!

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Obviously you're out!

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Obviously you're out!

This name is on the Internet, and it has already stinked on the street. Doesn't Lao Gu never read jokes?

"Uncle, what's wrong with you?" Seeing Xu Wenbiao in a daze, he asked with a smile.

"Hey, what's your uncle's name, brother's name." Xu Wenbiao doesn't think he's old.

Obviously very obedient, he immediately changed his words, "Brother." ”

"Yes." Xu Wenbiao nodded with satisfaction. Then I heard Ming Ming ask the fat cat, "Uncle Batu, I'm hungry." ”

A face suddenly fell, and he sneered: "Let's call it uncle." ”

paralyzedly, I accidentally almost dropped a lifetime.

The fat cat rolled with laughter and almost fell off the counter, "Obviously, let your brother buy it for you, it's inconvenient for your uncle to go out." ”

Xu Wenbiao glared at him fiercely, this grandson must have done it on purpose.

Ming Ming blinked his cute big eyes and looked at Xu Wenbiao, "Brother, I'm hungry, I want to eat." ”

Xu Wenbiao looked at Mingming's cute little face, and could only agree with this title, and said, "If you want to eat, my brother will buy it for you." ”

I said a lot, and it's basically all meat.

Good guy, such a small body, enough to eat the ground.

Noting down the obvious request, he walked towards the Hongyan Tower opposite, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and said, "In the future, my buddy will change his name, and his name will be just right." ”

What kind of meme is this? The fat cat and Zhang Ying and Philip looked at each other.

Xu Wenbiao slowly looked up at the sunset that seemed to be burning in the sky, raised his face at a forty-five degree angle, and said with a lonely face: "Obviously, you can eat with your face, but you have to rely on your talent." ”

"Get out!"

When ordering food in Hongyanlou, he suddenly reacted, Gu Mingming was only seven or eight years old, but he was talking and laughing with the fat cat, obviously Gu Yuelou had already informed him of Mingming's identity, and had seen many of the same kind. Think about my father who I haven't seen since I was a child, and think about how I didn't know my identity until I met a fat cat at the age of twenty-three. I can't help but sigh, they are all descendants of aliens, why is the gap so big?

After dinner, the fat cat had a breeze technique, all the garbage floated into the garbage bag, and the dishes and chopsticks became clean and flew into the kitchen.

It's good to have an ability, at least you don't have to wash the dishes.

Xu Wenbiao thought so.

I forgot to explain that when I was eating, the door of the pawnshop was closed.

Otherwise, passers-by will see them eating, and they will be regarded as a group of psychopaths. A man and a woman sat at the dining table with a child, a cat squatting on the table, and a German black back and two forelimbs on the dining table, three people and three beasts snorting and pulling rice, that picture was really beautiful.

After eating, I obviously took out a notebook from my schoolbag and lay on the counter to write, what a well-behaved child, I don't need to be urged to do my homework at all. Xu Wenbiao couldn't help but think of his grandfather's scolding every time he didn't like to do his homework when he was a child.

It's a pity that I can't hear it now.

Xu Wenbiao shook his head, shook off the sadness in his mind, leaned over to the counter, and said with a smile: "What do you write?" ”

"Love letters!" Ming Ming raised his head and smiled innocently, "Xuanxuan in our class is very good-looking, and there are many people chasing her, I have to think of some good words, or I will be compared to others." ”

Obviously, you get out!

This classic sentence came to his mouth and swallowed hard, looking at this innocent child, Xu Wenbiao really couldn't say a harsh word, and then comforted himself, education should start from the doll, so he moved a small bench and sat next to Ming Ming, "Come, brother help you think of words." ”

"Are you okay?" Ming Ming glanced at him, obviously a little distrustful.

was actually despised by a child, although my brother has never been in love, but I have watched so many TV series, how can it be better than you think. Xu Wenbiao smiled: "Don't worry, hand it over to your uncle, and make sure you catch that, what's that?" ”

"Xuanxuan." obviously reminded him, and when he said this name, his little face was filled with an indescribable sacredness.

"Come on, I'll see what you wrote." Xu Wenbiao took Mingming's love letter, "Uncle is good for giving you some advice." ”

Seeing Mingming's words at first glance, Xu Wenbiao was a little ashamed.

Mingming's handwriting is beautiful, not at all like a seven or eight-year-old child, juan and neat. It is much stronger than Xu Wenbiao's scribbled handwriting. Xu Wenbiao was a little embarrassed, and looked at the content again, this time it was not shame, but shame to death.

Xuanxuan:

Hello, I've liked you for a long time.

For countless nights, I looked at the bright moon in the sky and the silver moon disk, as if I saw you.

You are like the fairy Chang'e in the sky, to me, close at hand, but untouchable, you are so cold, standing above the nine heavens overlooking all beings, and I, just an ordinary person, can only look up to you, miss you

Is this a letter written by a seven or eight-year-old child? Xu Wenbiao almost burst into tears, he couldn't think of this kind of love story at all, and he hadn't acted like this on TV?

Boy, you don't play according to the routine.

Xu Wenbiao looked at Ming Ming silently, "You write like this, what is that..."

"Xuanxuan." Obviously corrected again.

"Yes, Xuanxuan, can Xuanxuan understand?"

"Of course." is obviously very proud, as if he is boasting of himself, "Xuanxuan's IQ is one hundred and eighteen." ”

What kind of monsters are today's children!?

Xu Wenbiao was speechless and burst into tears, perhaps, he should be called Mingming, Mingming should be called Bibiao.

A person who relies on his face and is talented, how can he let others live?

At this time, Xu Wenbiao was embarrassed, so he looked left and right, and had nothing to say, "Zhang Ying, why don't you leave?" ”

"Let's go? Where to go? Zhang Ying sat on a chair and got her nails trimmed.

"Go home?"

"Oh." Zhang Ying raised her head and smiled: "My rent is due." ”

"And where do you live?" Xu Wenbiao was a little worried about her.

"Nonsense, of course it's here." Zhang Ying said it as a matter of course, full of confidence, "Otherwise, how would I have come here." ”

Damn, this chick is more of a headache than Mingming, Xu Wenbiao feels that his worries just now are better than feeding the dog.

At night, Zhang Ying slept in the inner room with her arms in her arms, and Xu Wenbiao lay on the floor in the outer hall, listening to the snoring of the fat cat and the grinding of the teeth of the tiger, and couldn't sleep for a long time.

There was a strange sound, Xu Wenbiao was startled, and sat up suddenly, but if he looked closely, it was Filly who fell from the beam, hung upside down by the thin iron chain tied to his feet, and the two wings were attracted by gravity The peacock opened the screen and slowly spread downward, and the feathers were ridged, like two broken fans, or the kind used by Jigong.

There was a false alarm, and Xu Wenbiao breathed a sigh of relief.

Snoring, grinding teeth, dreams, and sounds.

After nearly two hours of torture, the last thought swirling in Xu Wenbiao's mind after falling asleep in a daze was: "It's time to buy a bigger house." ”