Chapter 5 How spicy are so many warriors
"Hehe, hehe." Xiao Jie felt weak, and when death was imminent, anyone would feel soreness in their waist and knees.
Next, except for Xiao Jie, the attention of all the male compatriots was attracted by Su Yanran.
Su Yanran's beauty covered up the demeanor of all the women present, so their male tickets kept sending autumn waves to Su Yanran openly and secretly.
"Brothers, this pool of water is too deep, don't make a mistake about yourself!" Xiao Jie was very nervous, looking at Su Yanran's free-flowing and charming performance, Xiao Jie only felt sweating.
It turned out that he used to be in the same room with such a woman, and it was really the rhythm of hanging himself every day.
"Why don't you cook a few brothers, and also give this new sister Yanran a taste of our brothers' skills?" Suddenly, the golden retriever man spoke.
"Yes!"
"That's right, it's a good idea, Sister Yanran must be hungry after a tiring journey, right?"
"Cook, just cook!"
Several big men rushed to their respective tents to get the ingredients, and that kind of courteous appearance made Xiao Jie unable to close his mouth.
"Don't go, those ingredients are what we used to cook a love dinner together, have you forgotten, Li Hua?"
"Yes, if you go, we will cut it off!"
"you, what are you twittering about, aren't you just a few broken flowers and lost willows, compared to the flawless sister Yanran, what are you a few defeats?" The golden retriever scolded directly.
"Wow Ka Ka, I'm so happy!" Xiao Jie has died laughing at the scene, you Li Shushu will also have today?
But who knew that when Xiao Jie turned his head and looked at Li Shushu triumphantly, wanting to witness her dejected expression, he didn't expect Li Shushu to stare at him viciously.
"Look at your sister, you can't control the man yourself, do you want me to help you?" Xiao Jie complained in his heart, but he still had to laugh.
Some people, stealing chickens does not make rice, that is called playing with fire**!
"I'm cĒo!" But suddenly, the golden retriever man and the others, who had been busy for a long time, stopped and began to curse the street.
"Didn't any of you bring lighters?"
"I didn't bring it, what about you?"
"I didn't bring it either." Bob shook his head helplessly.
"Damn, what are you eating, you didn't bring a lighter, we're drinking the northwest wind these days?" The golden-haired man Long Yan was furious and scolded at several younger brothers.
However, at this time, Su Yanran immediately raised her little hand: "Alas, don't be afraid, don't you be afraid, isn't there just no lighter, I will make a fire!" ā
Seeing that Su Yanran, the fairy sister, actually volunteered, the golden retriever man immediately straightened up, he thought that he had to cook for Su in person before, and her glorious image moved her.
"Then dare to be kind, may I ask how Sister Yanran wants to make a fire?" Li Hua also straightened up, and the chicken ran over and asked.
"Yes, yes, fairy sister, we are all very curious!" Bob laughed too.
"It's hard to say that the fire made by Sister Yanran may be fragrant!" At this time, another of the four boys named Xiao Ming said.
"Hey, I can't stand it, the picture is too terrifying, big cousin, why don't you just say that Su Yanran's great solution is fragrant?" Xiao Jie really couldn't help it, and his complaining power was too explosive at this time.
"What did you say?!" Suddenly, Su Yanran used her eyes to intimidate Xiao Jie.
"No, no, I didn't say anything, I'm saying that Sister Yanran has so many good men here, why don't you find someone to marry as soon as possible and move out?" Xiao Jie laughed
But after Xiao Jie said this, he knew that he was wrong, because he heard Su Yanran say this: "Okay, then my sister will discuss with you Haosheng at night who should I marry?" ā
Xiao Jie, die!
Xiao Jie decisively hid to the side to read the novel and stopped interjecting.
But at this time, Xiao Jie was stunned by the scene in front of him.
"Boom!"
After a fluctuation of internal force in front of him, Xiao Jie saw that Su Yanran had successfully ignited the pile of thigh-thick tree trunks in front of him with his bare hands!
"What do you mean?"
"Make no mistake, I just saw a flame shoot out of my sister's hand?!"
"I guess I'm sick, sister, your magic tricks are so fun!"
"I can't tell you're still a magician!" At this time, the golden retriever men began to adjust the atmosphere.
Just now they did see a flame shoot out of Su Yanran's hand, and then the flame ignited the firewood.
When people can't find a plausible explanation for the phenomenon in front of them, they start to make associations.
Of course, they prefer to believe that the reason why Su Yanran was able to light the firewood just now was because of her magic!
"No, I don't know magic at all, I used the power of the flame of the Divine Beast to ignite it for you." Su Yanran smiled with an innocent expression.
"Haha, Sister Yanran is really a joker, how is this kind of thing possible, you must be spoofing, right?"
"yes, we almost believed it!"
"That's it." Several men were sweating profusely, wanting to see if Su Yanran was really lying to them.
"Why don't you believe me, I really used the flame of the divine beast to light the firewood, don't believe you, the flame is here!" Su Yanran said, driven by internal force, and immediately summoned her own divine beast Sister Ji, no, it was Yanyan.
"I'm rubbing, what are you doing?" Xiao Jie was stunned, can you show this kind of thing at will?
So at the speed of the thunderous ringing of the bell, Xiao Jie grabbed Su Yanran and Sister Ji, and then ran into the woods a hundred meters away and disappeared.
Only a group of people were left at the scene, who looked at each other speechlessly and breathlessly for a long time.
"Sister Yanran, can you not be so elegant, we are martial artists, the world of normal people cannot understand us, we should be low-key, low-key!" Xiao Jie said excitedly.
"What's wrong, am I doing something wrong?" Su Yanran still had a cute expression.
"Beauty, heroine, please use a lighter to light the fire for cooking, this is the way to make a fire that normal people can understand!" Xiao Jie could only explain with black lines on his head, but from this time on, he could always smell that there seemed to be a burnt smell around him, and if he smelled it carefully, it seemed to be like a barbecue?
"But, didn't they just say that there is no lighter, and I don't have either, how can I light it without a scorching flame?" When Su Yanran said Yanyan, she subconsciously looked at Xiao Jie's hand, and then the cherry mouth opened into an O-shape.
"What do you see, what's wrong with my hand?" Xiao Jie felt bad and followed suit.
"Eh, it's cooked, it's completely cooked, damn egg, Sister Ji, are you really willing to roast?!" Xiao Jie howled miserably, and then immediately came to the river and put his hand in the water to cool down.
It turned out that he grabbed Sister Ji and Su Yanran in a hurry just now and ran away, he was busy talking to Su Yanran so he didn't let go of Sister Ji, and the latter would start to roast his hands with fire when he was angry.
"Hmph, don't touch me with your stinky hands, you touch it once in the future, I'll bake it once!" Sister Ji kept starting to clean her hair with flames
"Sister Ji, hey, everyone is in the same unit, it's not good to see each other in the future!" Xiao Jie scolded with a distorted face.
"Who wants to see you, you strongest king**." Sister Ji didn't forget to hit Xiao Jie.
"You wait, grandpa and I must eat chilled roast chicken in the future!" Xiao Jie kept thinking in his heart.
It was late at night, and in the end, Su Yanran stopped using the power of the divine beast under Xiao Jie's persuasion, and also changed her words to say that she was indeed magician just now.
With this excuse, there is no obstacle for them to start a fire, in short, in any case, solving the urgent need is the last word.
At night, under the diligent work of the golden retriever man and others, everyone, including Xiao Jie, had a wild meal, with soup and meat, which was quite hearty.
In fact, when he first ate it, Xiao Jie refused, because he wasn't sure if these people would poison him?
But soon after, Xiao Jie was still relieved, the food tasted very good, Xiao Jie wondered, why didn't these people become chefs?
"You really made it and asked this beauty to try it for you?" , Beside the bonfire, Su Yanran looked at Xiao Jie with disdain and scolded.
"People in the rivers and lakes, always be careful." Xiao Jie ate with a look of enjoyment.
In this way, at last it was time to go to bed at night, and the people gradually dispersed.
After several male comrades tried to get Su Yanran to sleep with them to no avail, they could only disperse in frustration.
Next will be the time when Xiao Jie is most afraid.
"Come on, you don't come in and sleep, be careful of catching a cold outside." Su Yanran was inside the tent, and kept seducing Xiao Jie through the tent.
"I'm willing to keep a vigil for everyone, Sister Yanran doesn't have to be polite, you can sleep." Xiao Jie said with a pale face.
Of course you can't go, but if you go, will you still see the sun tomorrow?
"Come on, come to sleep, can you bear to let the family sleep alone?" Who knew that Su Yanran was becoming more and more sultry.
"No, I still like vigils." Xiao Jie continued to pretend to be Tang Seng.
"Oh, Sister Yanran, it hurts, let it go!" Immediately afterwards, Xiao Jie was dragged into the tent by the ear, and then the night was silent.
"Boom!"
Suddenly, on the camp where Xiao Jie and the others were camping, they saw the trunks of the surrounding trees shaking for a while.
Then a series of pitch-black figures have appeared on the top of the tree, as if they have no weight!
These people can make such a fragile tree tip bear their weight, proving that they have used internal force to offset most of their weight, and they are all warriors!
And counting it as a whole, the number of these warriors is no less than hundreds!
A team of hundreds of warriors, what are they doing here?
"Big brother, Sun Moon Mountain is here, right?"
"Yes, there is a famous Sun Moon Mountain in this camping park, you can't go wrong." The leader of this group of warriors said.
"So that news is going to be true, can't it be wrong?" A younger brother suddenly said worriedly.
"Don't question the accuracy of the news, haven't you noticed that since daytime, a lot of martial artists have gathered here." The leader's eyes were a little hot and he looked at Xiao Jie's tents.
"Hehe, big brother has good eyesight, there are a few beautiful women here, do you want to get them for the brothers?" A subordinate said.
Just when these hundreds of warriors were talking enthusiastically, suddenly, four of the tents were opened, and then Li Shushu, Lucy, Li Li and the other four walked out.
They crept away from their tents, as if they had some plan
"We must work together to find a way to get rid of Su Yanran's hateful woman, otherwise our sisters will be passive!" Li Shushu had a bad stomach and was plotting how to deal with Su Yanran.
"Big brother, the opportunity has come to the door by itself." The subordinate just now said.
"Very good," the leader smiled and made a gesture.