My name is Bai Haoran, and I am a college dog from Senluo University, single, and have no special skills. To be clear beforehand, I am not delusional!!!

The life of a single dog in college is always so boring, as if it has been copied, going to class, playing games, skipping classes, and feeling that he was born at the wrong time. Since being issued 300 good guy cards, Bai Haoran has completely stopped believing in love and continues to mix in the army of single dogs.

The summer sun is always so industrious, and people living on the sun can't lift their heads. Bai Haoran sat drowsy in the bus with only three people, and the upper and lower eyelids were engaged in a fierce confrontation. Originally, there was a class today, but it was just a Mark theory, and it was recognized as a good time to catch up on sleep. It's just that when Bai Haoran was about to catch up on sleep, he received a call from the courier, saying that there was his courier, and the address was the single apartment where he lived. Well, that's right, it's a bachelor apartment. Unlike other boarding students, Bai Haoran lives outside, thanks to the fact that he has good parents with Chinese characteristics, who will give him excess living expenses every month. It's just a pity that this congenital condition, although he is rich, but unlike the average rich second generation, Bai Haoran has been playing with a group of friends with excellent sling potential since he was a child, so that his whole person has also been subtly transformed into a member of this army.

After receiving the call, Bai Haoran yawned and got on the bus. According to the previous urine nature, this is definitely his old mother, who can be called the incarnation of a goblin, doesn't know what is crazy, I just hope that this thing is not as strange as before......

Bai Haoran stepped on his slippers, scratched his hair like a chicken nest, and walked listlessly off the bus, but as soon as he got off the bus, he was sunburned by his father-in-law, like rice in a dry rice field, and he couldn't raise his head at all. Bai Haoran swayed listlessly in front of the apartment...... Of course, in the eyes of normal people, this bachelor apartment is a bit big. Four-storey, detached courtyard, with its own garage. Normal people call this a villa, but in the dictionary of Bai Haoran's local tyrant parents, this is a single kennel.

When he arrived at the door of the apartment, Bai Haoran didn't see the shadow of the courier brother at all. After looking around, I finally saw a man in a black cloak hiding in the shadows in a very inconspicuous corner, and the whole person shrank in a small shadow, shrunk into a ball, as if he was particularly afraid of being exposed to the sun.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Bai Haoran was even more sure that this was his mother's style. Bai Haoran stepped on his slippers, staggered to the man's approach, and asked, "My mother asked you to send me something?" ”

The courier boy nodded, then took out a large black wooden box from under the cloak. Bai Haoran took the box and shook it, the weight inside was not light. After the courier boy gave him the things, he walked away cautiously like a gecko against the shadow of the root of the wall.

Bai Haoran sighed and said: "I'll take it, even if the sun shines again, you won't be afraid of being like this, the sun is just that, you are afraid of a hammer!" ”

As if he hadn't heard, the courier brother continued to walk along the wall, moving forward step by step......

Bai Haoran shook his head, and then walked home with the wooden box. Entering the house, Bai Haoran opened the box, and there was an envelope on the top, well, it was his mother's handwriting. Open the letterhead, and clearly write it with a brush: "Baby, this is your birthday present, a big surprise!" Hang the curtains inside, then place the seven magical dragon balls on the table, and finally light candles around the dragon balls, and then shout at the dragon balls, 'Come out!' Dragon! 'There will be a dragon to appear to fulfill one of your wishes! ”

Bai Haoran looked at the letter, pursed his lips and smiled: "Hmph, do you think I'm a three-year-old child?" You can be deceived by this, so am I still a fool?! ”

Ten minutes later......

"Don't say, this curtain is really thick, and you can't see it clearly without lighting a candle after hanging it!" Bai Haoran hugged his shoulders and looked at the curtain engraved with talisman patterns, then leaned on the flashlight of his mobile phone and returned to the table, and then arranged the dragon balls and lit the candles in order.

Bai Haoran looked at the seven dragon balls and muttered to himself, "Can you really come out?" Oh, am I too stupid......" After a pause, Bai Haoran continued to hypnotize himself, "It's okay, you just did something that normal people would do, fulfilling your childhood dream!" Thinking of this, Bai Haoran whispered a little embarrassed: "Come out!" Dragon! "It didn't happen......

"Not loud enough?" Thinking of this, Bai Haoran then raised his voice and said, "Come out!" Dragon? "The result is still no response......

"Not enough?! Well, I won't believe it, come out! Dragon! This time, Bai Haoran raised his breath and roared angrily, but after this sound, the candles were extinguished......

"Nima, can't you stand it? I said, how is that possible? My mom really treats me as a ......" Just as Bai Haoran was complaining, suddenly the room lit up, but the light did not come from lamps or candles, but from the dragon balls on the table.

The seven dragon balls flickered one after another, from flickering at the beginning to flickering rapidly. However, it didn't take long for the Dragon Ball to be destroyed again. Just when Bai Haoran thought that this boring game was about to end, an unprecedentedly unpleasant smell suddenly rose in the room! This fishy smell was accompanied by a heavy moisture, and the whole room became wet all at once, and it felt like water would drip from the ceiling at any time.

Just when Bai Haoran was surprised, he vaguely saw two lights like electric lights flickering in the darkness, and then there was a low roar of a beast in the air, accompanied by a particularly fishy smell......

Bai Haoran looked at the monster that he couldn't see clearly, and heard a deep voice: "Stupid mortal, did you summon me?" What do you desire? Whatever it is, I can do it for you, come, say it! ”

Bai Haoran subconsciously blurted out: "Nima! It scared the hell out of me......"

As Bai Haoran blurted out, the room suddenly lit up, and then he saw a blue-black giant beast rushing towards him with its bloody mouth open.

Bai Haoran looked at the giant beast with a stiff expression, and without even reacting, he fell directly to the ground and lost consciousness......

And the beast proudly replied, "Wish granted." ”

After half a sound, a burst of white light passed, and the giant beast turned into a four- or five-year-old child, looking at Bai Haoran lying motionless on the ground, Xiaolongwa blinked, and finally realized that some details seemed to be wrong......

Well, the protagonist of this article is dead, this story is over, and the whole play is over, thank you for watching! ~

The end of one story is always the beginning of a new one. Bai Haoran was scared to death, well, he was really scared to death, it is estimated that he is the saddest death in the history of novels...... was promised to die by his own wishes, in short, his death is the beginning of this article.

Not long after Bai Haoran died, the bedroom door was opened, and a person walked in outside the door, this person was the courier brother just now. As soon as the courier boy entered the house, he looked up at the two spirits hanging above the room. An adult and a child, adults are twenty years old, and children are four or five years old. The two are entangled, you clasp my mouth, I pinch your face, and the story of a sophomore single dog fighting a four- or five-year-old doll unfolds again. The sophomore dog is Bai Haoran, as for the four or five-year-old child, it is also very interesting, he has horns on his head and a tail behind him~~ A little dragon man who is alive.

Of course, if you think that our protagonist will take a loli to work, then you are very wrong. Because - this baby is a man!!

Seeing someone enter the house, Bai Haoran was also stunned, looked at the courier brother in surprise and asked, ", why did you come in?" ”

The courier brother turned on the electric light, he took off his hood, and a pale and delicate face appeared in front of Bai Haoran. The courier brother looked at Bai Haoran and the little boy, and then asked, "Are you Bai Haoran?" ”

Bai Haoran nodded and said, "Yes?" Who are you? How did you get in, believe it or not, I called the police? ”

The courier brother smiled slightly and said, "Call the police?" Of course you can, but you think the ghost is calling the police......"

Bai Haoran was startled and said loudly: "Ghost?!" What the hell?! I'll just say my house is haunted! Alas? Wrong...... I'm a ghost now......"

The courier brother said: "Okay, Bai Haoran, I'm black impermanence." You are dead, although your life is not over, you can only accept your fate. You have two choices, one is to follow me and go to hell to be reincarnated. Let's go! ”

Bai Haoran hurriedly said: "Wait! There's another one! You'll have to say the other option! ”

"The other one? Is there one? Black Impermanence scratched his head, then he clapped his hands and said, "Well, there is." You're right, the second option is to bring you back from the dead. ”

"Really?! Will I ever be able to come back alive?! Bai Haoran asked with wide eyes.

Hei Wuchang nodded, "Of course you can, but you know, there is a price to come back from the dead, as the so-called one life for one life, and saving one life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, if you want to live, you have to pay off the debt!" ”

"Also! You can pay as much as you want, you name the price! Bai Haoran hurriedly agreed.

Hei Wuchang pouted: "Money? That kind of mundane thing doesn't mean anything to me, I said that saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and if you want to live, you have to accumulate merit and forge a seventh-level floating slaughter. Would you like to? ”

"Futu? What's that? I won't get it! Bai Haoran said anxiously.

Hei Wuchang smiled: "It's okay, as long as you agree, I will give you the opportunity, give us a part-time job, accumulate merit and obtain the seventh-level floating slaughter, and then we will be able to owe each other." ”

"Part-time job? To you?! Bai Haoran looked at Hei Impermanence with some suspicion.

Hei Wuchang took out the iron rope and said, "Why don't I take you away!" ”

"Don't! Other! Don't! Isn't it just a part-time job? Brother Hei, Brother Hei, I listen to you, can't I listen to you? But am I working alone? I'm going to kill this little bastard! Bai Haoran finally remembered to pull a cushion for himself.

"Nonsense, this seat is a divine dragon, it's your own wish, do you blame me?!" Xiaolongwa immediately retorted.

Hei Wuchang looked at Xiaolongwa, and then said with a straight face: "He's right, your dragon clan is also a high-level race that can afford to let go, and you will definitely not do that kind of irresponsible thing." You also have to work with him. ”

Xiaolongwa's head was raised, "Me?!" Why should I listen to you? ”

Hei Wuchang received and said: "The heavens are mighty, the divine grace is like the sea, the gods are like prisons, and everything in the world must obey the principles of heaven." Doll, if you kill a human life for no reason, you will naturally have to pay for it. I don't know if your adults have ever told you what kind of place the dragon slaying platform is? There they will first scrape off your dragon scales, then chop you into pieces and throw them into the lava of Hell. ”

Xiaolongwa immediately cried, "Wow——! I don't want to shave the scales! I was wrong uncle, let me go! ”

"Simple, as the so-called murder pays for life, and debts are repaid. For you, a hundred years is just a moment, and it is not a long time for you to work here to pay off his debts, and a man has to shoulder his responsibilities. Will you work with him to pay off your debts or will you be sent back to the dragon clan to be punished? Speaking of this, there was a hint of fierceness in the eyes of the black impermanence.

Xiaolongwa nodded immediately, and said with a pale face: "Uncle, I choose to work, I don't want to shave scales, and I don't want to go back to the Dragon Clan." ”

Hei Wuchang nodded and said, "That's good, you two come with me!"

"Didn't you say yes? Why do you want to take me away! Bai Haoran was so frightened that he was about to cry.

Hei Wuchang replied very calmly: "Of course, you have to work for us, I will resurrect you, what if you run away?" When you get to the place, you sign the contract, and I will naturally let you come back alive. ”

"Alright then......"