Chapter 002: The System Is Really a Big Idiot
Of course, the system will not really run out of Lin Damei's head.
But then she found that there was a note behind the boyfriend 0: Because the player Lin Damei violated the rules of the dream world prohibiting the daily throwing of boyfriends, it greatly hurt the player's feelings, and accumulated more than 108 times, so she was specially punished.
"Boyfriend?"
Lin Damei remembered that in the game, the boyfriend she was looking for has always been lost when it is broken, no, no, no, it is not said that way, it should be eliminated if it is not pleasing to the eye, and if it is not satisfactory, it will be changed, and the longest one is barely partnered for three days, and the result is kicked away!
The player character who was kicked away at that time was pestered with a dead face, so Lin Damei spent dozens of packs of ruthless rice noodles before sending him away.
The daily boyfriend refers to the unilateral termination of the relationship by Lin Damei after less than a day of dating.
Of course, this happens in the game of Dream World, and having a boyfriend refers to a kind of role-playing in the game.
It's very capricious in the game.,I didn't expect this punishment to extend to Lin Damei after rebirth.,The way of punishment is:Empty all boyfriends.,So the number displayed is 0.。
"Hehe, the system is such a big idiot! You can find it again after emptying.,Finding it in reality after this rebirth.,It's definitely more fun than looking for it in the game.。 ”
Lin Damei pouted and ignored the punishment.
She has the aura of a role, but now she is loved by everyone, as long as the target is chosen, as long as it is a man, it is called to come and go.
After browsing her attributes, Lin Damei clicked on the backpack on the system panel in her consciousness again, and found that those familiar items were neatly stacked on it.
Heartless Broken Intestine Powder: The quantity is 99,999 packs
One hundred needles: the number of 99,999 needles
Universal Pass: 99,999 in quantity
Universal Regret Pill: Quantity 99,999 bottles
……
There are a lot of these, all of them are Lin Damei's favorites!
And these items can be purchased and redeemed by the system at any time, using the endless deposit.
After inspecting her personal belongings, Lin Damei received a prompt from the system again, saying that these items are stored in the space of the dream world, as long as she needs to use them, she only needs to click on the system panel with her mind, and enter the object used, and it will take effect.
And the system also reminded that the super prize given by the dream world this time is lifelong, which means that Lin Damei's rebirth will always be open.
Oh, and there's one more important thing, and that's skills!
As for skills, in the game before rebirth, Lin Damei hated upgrading skills too tired, so she only mastered one skill: kick your ass
Because of the frequent use, I have successfully practiced to level 3.
"Kick your ass!"
As long as Lin Damei has this skill, hurry up and cover her ass and slip away, right?
However, it doesn't work, the other party will definitely still be kicked.
The third-level ability kicks your ass, the accuracy is 100%, the power is capped at R level, and the damage is no less than another anti-heaven skill in the game: Breaking the Child and Breaking the Sun to Flirt with the Claw.
However, Lin Damei felt that the trick was too damaging, so she always disdained to practice.
One trick eats the world, this is the principle pursued by Lin Damei, in the game, every shot is 100 hits!
Lin Damei also decided to try the power of this ass kicking skill in the reality after being reborn.
After a few turns, I found that there was nothing suitable for testing the effect in this luxurious bedroom, so I gave up for the time being.
grabbed a big coat made of unknown animal fur, and Lin Damei wanted to "visit" her home.
This "new home" seems to be based on the setting she had in her dream world at the time, but it is an enlarged version.
Bedrooms, cloakrooms, bathrooms, living rooms, balconies, gardens, swimming pools and gyms, all have them in common, that is, big! Warm!
At eleven o'clock, the alarm clock rang on time.
Lin Damei patted her head: "Oh, you have to go out!" ”
Today before rebirth, that is, at noon on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, classmate Fang Yurou took her boyfriend Mu Fei to play in Red Sea City, and asked her to come out to meet by the way.
At that time, Lin Damei was still Lin Dajiao's name, nicknamed Lin Dajiao.
said that it was by the way, Lin Damei always felt that Fang Yurou was deliberately showing off and attacking, and there was some kind of conspiracy hidden in it. And it worked.
Lin Damei remembered that she was completely holding a shattered glass heart at that time, leaving the restaurant crying, and never liked to go out.
At that time, although Lin Damei had not yet gained weight, she was really average, and the living expenses left to her by her parents were not much, and the average monthly food and pocket money was only a pitiful 1,500 yuan.
couldn't stand it at the table in that high-end restaurant, Fang Yurou and her boyfriend Mu Fei not only showed their affection in front of her, but also sneered at her outside the words, saying that with Lin Dajiao's conditions, she liked the handsome squad leader Wang Dashuai in the class, which was really shameless.
Lin Damei, who was blushing and thick-necked at the time, was really angry, and retorted: "I just like Wang Dashuai, what's wrong?" Maybe he likes me too! ”
"Coincidentally", Wang Dashuai and a few good classmates were also eating at the next table.
It is estimated that among those classmates, there is a woman who is still the object of Wang Dashuai's crush.
Hearing Lin Damei's words, Wang Dashuai suddenly found that he had been confessed by her, and his face suddenly turned red and white, and he held back for a long time, and spewed out a sentence: "Lin Dajia, I, Wang Dashuai, can't like you in my life!" ”
This kind of scene made Lin Damei stupid all of a sudden, "I'm ...... I ......"
The classmates all burst into laughter, as if they were looking at a foolish idiot.
After that, Lin Damei rushed out of the restaurant crying, and then ran wildly in the sudden rainstorm.
After returning home, she was sick for a month, and since then she has become unfond of going out, and finally she doesn't even go to school, and eats some junk food all day long.
I'm afraid it was at that time that the otaku girl began to practice.
In the cloakroom, Lin Damei almost got lost.
The cloakroom of nearly 300 square meters is divided into categories according to the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, neatly placing various high-end brands of fashion, shoes, bags, glasses, etc., including LV, Chanel, Dior and Prada These fashion brands, dazzling.
"But I'm not wearing these today!"
In the end, carrying an inconspicuous satchel, Lin Damei, who walked out of the house, was dressed in white and blue pants, with red and blue stripes on the sleeves and zippers on the lapels......
The set Lin Damei wore was clearly the school uniform of the No. 21 Middle School in Honghai City, where she studied!