Chapter 349: So Don't Laugh at Jokes You Don't Understand!

(Thank you book friends for sitting and watching the snow drift of the 588 starting point coin reward, I saw it again, and I actually rewarded the bookmaker and the starting point twice, thank you very much, but we shouldn't sign a contract here in Dianniang, if you can, where can you be in the book)

At the same time, Kaguya came to the foot of the mountain because he couldn't find the Eight or Nine Temple for a long time, and participated in the Harvest Festival in the world, the accumulation of human numbers is really a very terrible thing, even if it is a beautiful girl like Kaguya, it is difficult to find it in the crowd.

But that's exactly what Kaguya wants.

After beating the black-hearted (Kaguya's opinion) shooting shop owner and winning a large number of dolls, Kaguya took aim at the goldfish shop again, and after successfully winning a large number of goldfish, he handed them over to Reizen, whom he met by chance.

In short, Kaguya is very idle now, very idle.

"You have to find something to do, or a good festival will be wasted."

After sending away Reizen, Kaguya set out to play alone at the Harvest Festival, but seriously, most of the people who appeared here were hordes of humans and youkai, and there were still very few people like Kaguya who were alone.

So there was always some curious, pitying gaze sweeping towards her.

I can't help but feel a little annoyed after drinking (9), and I want to find a place to vent my anger.

It's a pity that my sister Red didn't know where she ran away for a long time.,The rest of the store Kaguya was also written into the blacklist.,She won't be able to go to any game-based store in a short period of time.。

However, perhaps it was a coincidence brought by God that she met a person who was also idle and bored, trying to blend in with the atmosphere of the world, to be precise, a celestial person.

After being scared away by Kaguyahime, the stand-in of the Eighty-Nine Temple, the Son of Heaven still couldn't restrain his nature of liking to join in the fun, and found an opportunity to summon back his key stone and the sword of scarlet thought, and quietly slipped into the harvest festival, relying on the crowd to cover his figure.

Speaking of which, the scope of the harvest festival is not big or small, Kaguya and Bajiu Temple just staggered, and they happened to collide with the Son of Heaven.

"Since you've met it, let's play with the so-called celestials for so long." With a wicked smile, Kaguya also hid in the crowd, relying on the power of time to separate himself from the crowd slightly.

The Son of Heaven, who didn't know that he had been targeted by the black-bellied Moon Princess, began to attract the crowd.

Swallow the sword.

This is the trick that the Son of Heaven wants to perform.

Compared with Louguan Sword and Bailou Sword, which are basically Taidao, her Scarlet Sword is closer to the definition of sword, there is no arc, and the performance of sword swallowing is just right.

It's just that if you swallow the sword of the Heavenly Realm's Supreme Treasure Scarlet Imagination and spit it out, the degree of death is comparable to Kaguya, fortunately, the Heavenly Realm is a group of celestials who are indifferent and lack the seven emotions and six desires of joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness, otherwise this kind of blasphemy alone can make the Son of Heaven suffer the harshest punishment.

The crowd had long been gathered by her shouting, and now was the time for the main event.

The human esophagus to the stomach and intestines is actually a straight line, as long as after a long time of practice, the vomiting reaction of the conditioned reflex when the foreign body enters is restrained, there is naturally no problem at all.

When I was bored, the Son of Heaven had pierced herself to death and come back to life many times, if it weren't for the medical level of the Heavenly Realm, she would have gone to the Santu River to report, but she had to endure hardships and hardships, so she was a person from heaven, and the Son of Heaven had full experience in swallowing swords, and in her words, she could do it with her eyes closed.

So when she grew her mouth and bent down, the bangs in front of her forehead fell, revealing a beautiful and delicate forehead, she didn't think about the possibility of failure.

The tip of the sword is going deeper and deeper, even the Son of Heaven can't swallow the sword at once, although because her strength has become very strong, she will not be in danger of her life because of this, but the habit she developed before is still retained.

Everyone began to hold their breath, this dangerous movement had been abolished in the human world for many years, and it would be a great waste to lose humanity as an important resource for Gensokyo in the past.

Seeing the Son of Heaven swallowing the sword, people felt very fresh and curious, and all their attention was poured into the Son of Heaven, extremely worried about her safety, and excited because of the danger of this act.

"Here's your chance."

Fighting head-on, Kaguya can fight the Son of Heaven with the power of time, but in the same way, the Son of Heaven with super anti-strike ability, Kaguya can hardly break through her defenses, just like the top assassin has done his best, and there is still no way to face the big meat on the list.

But who told the Son of Heaven to die himself?

The power of eternity is turned on, and those present will never see Kaguya's figure.

The Son of Heaven felt that time was slowing down, but she didn't have the power of time, and her resistance to time was very low, so she could only watch Kaguya come over, staring at Kaguya with big beautiful red eyes without blinking.

"Woo woo woo (what do you want to do, I'm not afraid of you)!"

Because he swallowed the sword Tianzi's speech was slurred, but even like this, Kazuya understood her words.

"Well, as the princess of Yuedu, the concubine body won't do it directly, I just came here to tell you a joke."

Kaguya's fingers pressed on the body of the Son of Heaven, down the cliff with the top of the sky, and stopped flicking when he reached the side of his stomach, but even if it was such a teasing, the Son of Heaven was indifferent.

"Woo woo woo (I'm not afraid of you!) )! Even if it's the funniest joke, the Son of Heaven feels that he won't laugh at this time.

In the face of the Son of Heaven's resistance, Kaguya showed a sly smile, lifted his hair with his right hand, put it to the ear of the Son of Heaven, and said in the sweetest voice: "Paladin's slash." ”

What the heck!

Tenko, who has no contact with outside games at all, can't understand Kaguya's jokes at all, in fact, even Patchouli, who knows a lot about the outside world, may not understand, after all, she focuses on light novels, and games are not her specialty.

However, jokes don't come out of understanding.

Faced with a joke that almost no one in Gensokyo would understand, the Son of Heaven slowly reacted.

Tone, environment, and joke are all very important factors, and the same joke will undoubtedly have different effects when told to different people in different environments.

Kaguya is a famous actor in the history of the entire eleventh district, Kaguya's image is unsurpassed, and the image of Yamato Nadeshiko is even more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, not to mention the environment, the Son of Heaven himself is a person with a very low laughing point, so low that even cold jokes that no one can laugh at will laugh.

For example, at a certain celestial council, she told a bad joke in front of all the big people.

"Who has the flattest chest in fairy tales?"

"Little Red Riding Hood, because her grandmother was eaten by the big bad wolf."

None of the celestials were moved, but the Son of Heaven laughed there alone for half an hour, and in the end it was Yongjiang Yijiu who dragged her away.

So in the face of Kaguya's incomprehensible jokes.

She smiled shamefully.

"Poof!" Laughter.

"Poof!" The sound of vomiting blood!

So if you don't understand a joke, don't overdo it yourself!

"Come on, the blue-haired young lady failed to swallow the sword and vomited blood."

"Doctor, doctor, doctors are needed here!"

In an instant, the trick turned into a murder scene, and Kaguya brushed off his clothes in the night, hiding his merit and fame.

Who told the Son of Heaven to fight the idea of the Eight or Nine Temples, he deserves it.

Wait, why should I help the Eight Nine Temple solve the hidden danger, don't I still want to hunt him down?

"What a naughty child."

Bayi Yonglin, who quietly watched everything happen, ate the last octopus ball, sighed, Kaguya just left, and she had to clean up the mess.

"Let me go, I'm the best doctor in Forever Pavilion."

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It was night, and at the end of the song, everyone dispersed, and everyone went back to their own homes.

After that, Kaguya had a lot of fun in one go, and drank the wine of the world, the wine of the ghost clan, the wine of the moon capital, and the wine of the tengu, even if it was as strong as the physique of the Penglai people, she couldn't help but eat such nonsense, so she was drunk.

There was an abnormal flush on her face, her eyes were misty, and she was lying on Lingxian's shoulder and Kaguya kept saying that she wanted to drink water, but fortunately, the hangover medicine in Yongting was very good, and she didn't feel like she wanted to vomit, she just felt very happy.

Very happy!

"I want to be the world's number one princess!"

"Alright, good, it's already."

Reizen comforted helplessly, it is undoubtedly very simple to wake Kaguya from drunkenness, only need to kill her once, whether it is a negative state such as a curse or fatigue and lack of energy, as long as she kills the Penglai people once, she can fully recover.

Just to wake up Kaguya and kill her once, Reisen still can't do it, and Her Royal Highness the princess won't do anything too out of the ordinary anyway, probably.

"Ah, why is this moon so nasty, shouldn't it be hanging in the sky? Why did you go there? ”

"Unhappy, unhappy, unhappy."

Kaguya kept spinning behind Reizen's back, and Reizen could only stop and comfort Yongrin with her, coaxing Kaguya back like a child.

It's just that Reizen, who was carrying Kaguya on his back, didn't notice that Kaguya's hand was moving towards the moon, like a stubborn child trying to grab the moon, and kept holding and moving.

A strange thing happened, the moon, which had been hanging high in the sky and moving slowly, was pulled by Kaguya, and it actually moved at a speed visible to the naked eye, moving little by little in the direction that Kaguya wanted.

"Is this the authority of the moon god? It's really not the right time for Her Royal Highness to awaken. ”

The only one who saw this scene was Bayi Yonglin, and the other beings either didn't see it, or they couldn't figure out why the good moon moved.

Seeing that the moon night is dead, and the other mythological systems have been shattered, Kaguya is already the closest to the essence of the moon among the existing gods, so it is not surprising that Kaguya inherited the position of the moon god, but this point in time is too bad, very bad, and it is pinched in front of the fantasy tide.

The Eternal Pavilion Enchantment, which was specially adjusted by Bayi Yonglin, borrowed a lot of the power of the moon in order to obtain the maximum strength, but Kaguya's hand directly changed all the parameters she adjusted.

The more sophisticated the barrier, the more afraid of this intrinsic interference.

The current Yonglin is like the first moon war, the rotation of the moon capital was changed, and Yakumo Zi was trapped in the moon capital and couldn't leave, and the time was running out, and the materials were not enough, and it was too late to make an enchantment.

"It's a pity, I originally wanted to save all the people in the Forever Pavilion, forget it, arrange the princess first, and I'll find the rest one by one."

Sighing silently, he glanced at Kaguya, who was regarded as his daughter, with the most doting eyes, and Yongrin put a talisman on his body for Kaguya.

"It looks like we won't see the princess for a long time, so let's take advantage of that time to get her something that interests her."

(End of volume)