Chapter 373: There's Really a Pie in the Sky!
The earth shakes and the mountains shake!
At this moment, the whole mountain feels as if it is about to collapse.
Apparently, the explosion was caused by high explosives.
"Ahh
Fujiwara Sumi screamed, she couldn't stand at all, and she was about to fall, Lin Xiangnan saw this and hurriedly hugged her. Lin Xiangnan couldn't stand either, but when he was about to fall, Lin Xiangnan immediately asked him to face down, and then let Fujiwara Sumi press on him.
"Bang!"
The two of them slammed on the ground, and Lin Xiangnan suddenly grinned with a painful expression on his face, because most of this flat ground was hard stones, and it would hurt if he smashed on the hard stones like this.
Fujiwara Sumi is nothing, she smashed on Lin Xiangnan, which is equivalent to smashing on the meat pad.
After smashing on the ground, Lin Xiangnan immediately turned over and protected Fujiwara Sumi, and then Lin Xiangnan supported the ground with both hands and feet, as if doing push-ups, and propped his body up, reserving a space between him and Fujiwara Sumi.
Fujiwara Sumi didn't know what Lin Xiangnan was going to do, but soon, Fujiwara Sumi understood.
The mountain trembled, and rocks began to fall from the high mountain.
There are big ones and there are small ones.
The rocks were like hailstones, and they were thrown down the hill like crazy.
"Bang!"
Immediately, a stone the size of an earthen pot smashed heavily on Lin Xiangnan's back, Lin Xiangnan's arms bent abruptly, and his body sank suddenly, but Lin Xiangnan gritted his teeth and still supported it.
But the stone smashed on Lin Xiangnan's back, causing Lin Xiangnan intense pain. The stone is so big, and it was smashed directly from the high mountain, and it hurt to hit people.
If Lin Xiangnan is not physically strong, if he is replaced by an ordinary person, it is estimated that if he is smashed by this stone, he will be seriously injured if he does not die.
Fujiwara Sumi's eyes immediately turned red, and tears rolled in her eyes.
She knew that Lin Xiangnan did this to protect her and prevent those stones from hitting her.
Although Lin Xiangnan was angry with her all morning, her behavior at this moment was enough to show that in Lin Xiangnan's heart, she was still very important, even more important than himself.
So Fujiwara Sumi regretted it in her heart, regretting why she played tricks on Lin Xiangnan last night.
In fact, last night, Fujiwara Sumi was not purely trying to trick Lin Xiangnan, she really planned to push Lin Xiangnan backwards. It's just that when Fujiwara Sumi planned to do this, she hesitated, because she wasn't sure that if she really pushed Lin Xiangnan backwards, in the future, who would Lin Xiangnan think of her?
Lover?
Or a lover?
Fujiwara Sumi doesn't want to be a lover, a woman is extremely selfish about her feelings, and it is absolutely impossible to ask her to be a lover!
That lover?
Fujiwara Sumi felt that there was little hope, because she knew how much Lin Xiangnan loved Yuan Mengqi.
If Lin Xiangnan really regards her as a lover, maybe it's just because of that film, and then because of the so-called sense of responsibility.
Such reluctance, Fujiwara Sumi doesn't want either.
So Fujiwara Sumi hesitated, and as soon as she hesitated, there was the farce of last night.
But Fujiwara Sumi didn't expect that Lin Xiangnan would strip himself naked. Lin Xiangnan stripped himself naked, which shows that he definitely has a male and female affection for Fujiwara Sumi.
And at this moment, it is enough to show what position Fujiwara Sumi occupies in Lin Xiangnan's heart.
In this case, Fujiwara Sumi regretted it very much, why did she retreat, the man in front of her was definitely worth fighting for regardless of her needs, even if she was covered in bruises, she should not hesitate to do so.
"Why are you so stupid?" Fujiwara Sumi couldn't help but burst into tears, she looked at Lin Xiangnan very distressed, and choked up: "Do you know that those stones hit you, it hurts more than they fall on me!" ”
"Huh." Lin Xiangnan smiled reluctantly, at this time, because of the severe pain, Lin Xiangnan's face was flushed, and the green tendons on his forehead were even more uplifted, and he said with difficulty: "The stone is going to hit you, and I am also distressed, anyway, I have rough skin and thick flesh, and I will be smashed." ”
"Fool!" Fujiwara Sumi cried so hard that she couldn't cry for a while.
Then, two more stones fell on Lin Xiangnan, and after that, the tremor of the mountain stopped.
After stopping, Lin Xiangnan was like a puddle of mud, turned over, and lay on the ground on all fours.
"Phew!"
When his back touched the ground, Lin Xiangnan suddenly felt pain and gasped.
"How are you, are you alright?" Fujiwara Sumi, who was crying, immediately sat up, then leaned down to Lin Xiangnan's side, and asked Lin Xiangnan with great concern.
"It's okay, it's just that it hurts." Lin Xiangnan looked pained and said with a smile.
Lin Xiangnan is a doctor, he is very clear about his injuries, he did not suffer internal injuries, only some external injuries.
"Really?" Fujiwara Sumi asked anxiously.
"Really." Lin Xiangnan said.
"Woo." Unexpectedly, Fujiwara Sumi cried even more, she lay on Lin Xiangnan's body, cried and said, "I really won't tease you anymore in the future." ”
"Come less." Lin Xiangnan smiled and said, "I said, your words are like pies falling from the sky, there is no score." ”
"Nasty!" Fujiwara Sumi said coquettishly, and then slammed Lin Xiangnan's chest with a powder fist.
"Ahh
At this time, above the heads of Lin Xiangnan and Fujiwara Sumi, there was a terrible scream.
Both of them looked up in surprise, and both of them were dumbfounded.
At this time, he only saw a huge ball of meat, forgive Lin Xiangnan for his lack of words, when he saw this thing above his head, all he could think of was a huge ball of meat.
This huge ball of flesh rolls down the steep slope of the mountain like a snowball.
And the direction of the roll-down is exactly opposite Lin Xiangnan and Fujiwara Sumi.
"I'm cāo!"
Lin Xiangnan exclaimed, and then hurriedly got up, Fujiwara Sumi was also frightened, and immediately pulled Lin Xiangnan, and then the two of them quickly dodged to the side regardless of how wolf they were.
"Bang!"
Immediately afterwards, this huge ball of meat smashed the place where Lin Xiangnan was lying just now!
Suddenly, the flat land where Lin Xiangnan and Fujiwara Sumi were standing shook a little.
Fujiwara Sumi looked at this huge ball of meat in great horror, then looked at Lin Xiangnan, and muttered, "Honey, what did you just say?" You say my words like pie in the sky, no score, but now, God...... There's really pie in the sky, and it's a huge pie. ”
Lin Xiangnan couldn't cry or laugh, he could only say that it was too timely for this huge ball of meat to fall. At the same time, I am also glad that I dodged in time just now, otherwise, I would not have been pressed out of by this guy.
This huge ball of meat in front of me is a person! That's right, it's a man, and his appearance reminds Lin Xiangnan of a game he played when he was a child, that is, The King of Fighters. This man looks like the fat man in The King of Fighters with a giant chain ball.
It's just that this man is the fat man's diploid, yes, it's really diploid.
The man was two meters tall by eye, but his weight was at least more than three hundred pounds.
It's no wonder that the fat man was able to roll down the mountain just now, the whole person is a spherical shape, and even his head is bald, how can he not roll down.
The fat man fell to the ground, he sat up, and after sitting up, his upper body was shaking, and his head was shaking even more.
At this time, Lin Xiangnan was shocked to find that when the fat man sat up, it was not difficult at all, and he was extremely agile.
Lin Xiangnan thought about it again, this fat man rolled down from above, if it was an ordinary fat man, if he rolled down like this, it was estimated that he would have fallen into a ball of flesh, but this fat man had nothing to do, except for his body and clothes were broken to tatters, and the skin on the surface of his body was not damaged in the slightest.
Lin Xiangnan was suddenly frightened!
This is definitely not that this fat man has rough skin and thick meat, but this fat man has practiced his external skills to the extreme, and has practiced to the realm of real copper skin and iron bones.
"Who is this fat man?" Lin Xiangnan thought in horror in his heart.
"Grandma's, I almost knocked my strong man unconscious." The fat man shook his head vigorously, as if he had come to his senses, and then said to himself with a loud urn.
"Giggles!"
At this moment, Fujiwara Sumi couldn't help but smile.
Brawny?
This fat man actually called himself a strong man?
Fat is fat, and I still refuse to admit it, it's so funny!
"Hey, what a beautiful girl." The fat man saw Lin Xiangnan and Fujiwara Sumi at this time, and when he saw Fujiwara Sumi, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "Girl, why are you laughing." ”
"You're obviously fat, but you don't have to say you're a strong man." Fujiwara Su Meijiao said with a smile.
"What!" The fat man was furious, then slammed up from the ground and roared angrily.
This time, he is extremely agile.
The flexibility he showed was in great contrast to his size.
Seeing that the fat man was angry, Lin Xiangnanxin also instantly grabbed his throat, and then hurriedly pulled Fujiwara Sumi behind him, and at the same time signaled Fujiwara Sumi with his eyes not to talk nonsense.
"You say I'm fat, I'm obviously strong!" The fat man said angrily, then raised his right hand, exposed his arm, bent his arm again, and said, "Look, my arm is full of muscles. ”
“……”
Lin Xiangnan is a dog!
Is he blind?
He didn't see any muscle-related curves.
"So, I'm a strong man!" The fat man added.
"Senior, my friend is very playful, he just made a joke with his senior, and I hope my seniors will understand." In order to calm the anger of this fat man, Lin Xiangnan could only say with a clear conscience: "In the eyes of the juniors, the seniors are indeed a strong man. ”
Fujiwara Sumi was quite dissatisfied with Lin Xiangnan's sycophancy, and kicked Lin Xiangnan behind Lin Xiangnan's back.
"You baby talk, I like it." The fat man suddenly smiled.
Seeing the fat man smile, Lin Xiangnan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then asked with a smile: "In the eyes of the juniors, the seniors are definitely a master, I wonder if the juniors have the honor to know the seniors' honorable names?" ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." The fat man smiled and said, "My surname is Sikong, and my name is Shang Feng." ”
"Commonplace?"
At this moment, Lin Xiangnan's face changed sharply, his eyes were even more round, and he looked at this fat man in great horror!
This...... This guy turned out to be commonplace?