Chapter 40: The Sorrow of the Dandan

The night wind, the bright moon, the long street.

The naked-male ran wildly, and behind him, there was a big dog with him.

"Made, what kind of grudge do Lao Tzu have with you!" Xu Wenbiao shouted while panting while running: "Let's discuss, can't you catch after a while!?" ”

The werewolf behind him staggered, and almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood! What hatred and what grudge?! I've been made like this by you, what kind of grudge do you say! Let's discuss?! Talk about your grandma's mouth!

The werewolf gritted his teeth and wanted to speed up a few points, but the chrysanthemum stinged and howled in frustration, and the sound shook the four wilds.

The werewolf was also so angry that he forgot to pull out the leg of the stool all the time. Reacting at this moment, the person stood up, held the leg of the stool exposed with his backhand, stood awkwardly in a posture of riding a horse and squatting on the crotch, pulled hard, howled, and pulled out half.

The angle is not right......

The werewolf almost fainted in pain, and this time he was obedient, pouting, holding the leg of the stool, pulling it out again, exhaling, and the whole world became relaxed.

Poof!

As the legs of the stool were pulled out, the werewolf's ass was like a broken fire hydrant, and the blood fountain mixed with yellow and white things snorted out several meters away. The white ones are the crumbs of the intestines that have been stirred, the yellow ones, the yellow ones, think about it yourself...

That's it, but the werewolf is immortal. Two burnt claws clung to their buttocks, black light flashed, and the fountain stopped.

The werewolf maintained the posture of riding a horse and squatting with his crotch and pouting his buttocks, and it took two or three minutes to slow down, and when he looked up, Xu Wenbiao was gone, and the faint smell in the night wind was also blown away.

If you can run, the monk can't run the temple! The werewolf gritted his teeth and regained his human form, dressed in a cloth suit, slowly stood up with his knees on his hands, and turned around and walked back.

In the moonlight, the back of the werewolf was a little bleak.

Although the chrysanthemum is good, it still has the sorrow of the eggs.

No, he's already made history - the first werewolf eunuch in the world of supernatural abilities.

It's really, so sad.

Xu Wenbiao ran a long way, looked back and saw that the werewolf was gone, only half-squatted down and gasped for breath, and then he felt cool between his thighs, and his hair was tickling his skin slightly.

Made, Xu Wenbiao wanted to cry without tears.

Who did I recruit and provoke whom?!

Helpless, Xu Wenbiao covered his crotch with his hands and walked barefoot on the long street where no one was around.

It was late at night and there was no one on the street. But there are occasional taxis passing by.

As long as he sees a taxi, Xu Wenbiao will cover his crotch with one hand and stop the car with the other. But none of the cars stopped, but stepped on the accelerator and accelerated over, and one buddy lowered the glass and whistled wildly, shouting: "Hey! Dude, performance art?! ”

I'll do your grandmother's leg! I art your grandfather's claws!

Xu Wenbiao raised his middle fingers angrily, and Dandan was sad......

Can't wait any longer! Wait until tomorrow to make the headlines!

Xu Wenbiao saw another car coming, suddenly opened his arms, jumped in front of the car, under the dazzling light, Bai Huahua's body was in full view, I believe that the visual impact of the driver master is so beautiful that it is not unavoidable...

After the screeching sound of brakes, Xu Wenbiao repeatedly explained that he was not a psychopath or an artist, lied that he had been robbed, and repeatedly promised to triple the price before getting into a taxi and going straight to the villa.

Needless to say, the ridicule of the driver along the way, Xu Wenbiao almost stuffed his head into the crotch of his pants.

When I arrived at the villa, the driver helped to ring the doorbell, and after a long time, Zhang Ying, who was wearing pink pajamas, yawned and opened the door. Zhang Ying laughed, went back to the house to withdraw the money, and when she appeared at the door again, there was a cat, a dog and a child behind her.

No way!

Don't bring it like this! Xu Wenbiao shouted, "I said you got me a piece of clothing?!" ”

"Cut! Isn't it just a caterpillar? What's there?! Zhang Ying casually stuffed three old man's head bills to the driver, more than ten times more than the fare, turned his head and shouted: "As for the clothes, there must be no more!" If you don't want to get down, stay in the car! ”

The driver was eating and laughing next to him.

Zhang Ying leaned against the door with her arms crossed, with a posture that I couldn't stand like this.

Xu Wenbiao said: "I was attacked today! No kidding you! Filly doesn't know whether to live or die! Stop making a fuss! ”

Zhang Ying smiled, "Aren't you still dead?" ”

Xu Wenbiao looked at the fat cats pitifully, hoping that someone would speak up. I didn't expect these goods to look like they were not afraid of big things, and they knew at a glance that it was impossible to help.

At this time, the driver had already returned to the driver's seat, and handed over two newspapers with a smile, "What about the clothes, I don't have them, but there are two newspapers, do you want them?" ”

Want! What you don't want is grandchildren!

Xu Wenbiao was grateful, but it only lasted for a few seconds, and he suddenly turned into depression after hearing the driver's next sentence.

"Your daughter-in-law is tough enough."

Blind your titanium alloy dog eyes, such a woman, who would dare to marry her as a daughter-in-law?! Is it too long?!

A newspaper in front and a newspaper in the back, Xu Wenbiao covered his hands and got out of the car with a twist. The driver stepped on the accelerator and drove away, bringing a breeze and lifting the corner of the newspaper, revealing half of the white fart.

Zhang Ying laughed heartlessly.

These inhuman guys!

In the living room, Xu Wenbiao was wrapped in a sheet, the villa had just been bought, and he didn't prepare any clothes at all. And Zhang Ying only bought her and Mingmingdi when she went out to buy today, and she didn't bring Xu Wenbiao a share at all.

Xu Wenbiao sat sullenly, and several friends looked at him with a strange smile.

"Take a look, have you seen enough?!" Xu Wenbiao was furious.

"It's not too much to look at in a lifetime." The fat cat monster laughed, "I said Biaozi, where are you singing?" ”

Zhang Ying laughed a few times.

"Don't mention it!" Xu Wenbiao said depressedly: "I'm staying in the pawnshop, I didn't think about it......"

After listening to what Xu Wenbiao told me, the fat cat stopped laughing, looked at each other, and the fat cat said: "After all, it still appeared." ”

"What appeared?" Xu Wenbiao said: "Werewolves? What else do I want to ask you? Aren't werewolves the legendary monsters of the West? Why does Huaxia also have such a thing? ”

"I'll talk about that later. Let's go to the pawnshop first. The fat cat shook his head and said, "I guess that guy didn't see your identity in the Juxing Teahouse, and he shouldn't know how many of us are saved." Ten ** are waiting for rabbits in the pawnshop at the moment. Gotta get him out right away. Save long nights and dreams. ”

"A few of us, okay?" Xu Wenbiao was a little unconfident.

The fat cat smiled and said proudly: "In a while, I'll let you see our strength!" ”