Perhaps because of the influence of dreams, although the thoughts in Nan Xiangzi's heart were growing wildly, he didn't dare to rashly and forcibly provoke the master.

Sitting in front of the window every day, he seems to be playing the piano seriously, but in fact, he is thinking about how to break through the current relationship with the master and enter a new realm.

The chef in the kitchen and the widow who picks and sweeps vegetables are married.

The two of them lived in the west wing of the courtyard, and on the night the two got married, the voice in the house was humming and chirping, and it never dispersed, Nan Xiangzi had a memory in his dream, and he knew what these two were doing.

He couldn't help it, so he simply got up and knocked on Master's door.

He and Master are together as husband and wife in this world, so the two of them live in the same room.

But even so, there were two rooms in the house, one for him and one for the master, and once the door was closed, it was a state of non-interference, which made him very distressed.

As soon as the door opened, without waiting for the master to say anything, he directly opened his hands and hugged the master, "Lady, I'm uncomfortable!" ”

Master was visibly stiff in his arms, but his voice was very concerning, "Anan, what's wrong with you?" Where is the discomfort? ”

When Master asked, his hand touched his forehead and patted him on the cheek.

Master's hand was soft and cold, making him want to put the other side of his face up and let Master pat it twice.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt wronged, he frowned, he was used to speaking in a child's coquettish tone, and at the moment he was still mixed with a thick grievance, "I'm uncomfortable, it's very uncomfortable, I'm going to die." ”

He looked at Master's face pale for a moment, stretched out his hand and pressed on his vein, while comforting him, "It's okay, it's okay, Master will help you buy a few jelly beans, you won't feel bad after eating it." ”

Master must have thought he had a cold.

Two days ago, he and Master went to a plague land after a flood, and Master must have thought that he was also infected with the plague.

The sound of the west wing began again, and the master should have heard it, and her face flushed over, and then she became serious and serious.

Pulled him into the house and gently closed the door, "Anan, good, eat this." ”

What Master handed him was a big red peach.

The big red peach tree in the middle of the courtyard was lush and lush, and there was a black dragon climbing on the tree, but everyone who came and went seemed to see the black dragon and the trunk as one, and no one had noticed it for so long.

The big red peach in Master's hand is from that peach tree.

He didn't like to eat hearts, and he hated the tree and the snake the most.

However, the things handed over by the master, even if they were poisonous, he did not hesitate.

It's just that he really doesn't have the mood to eat now, so he took the peaches and kneaded them in his hands, he looked at his master pitifully, and continued aggrievedly, "Lady, I'm so uncomfortable. ”

The master's face was anxious, probably because he couldn't find out what was wrong with his body, and he kept shouting that he was uncomfortable, so he had such an expression, "Where is it uncomfortable?" ”“”

He lowered his head and grabbed the master's hand timidly and pressed it against his belly.

The master kneaded his lower abdomen, "Here? How can it be uncomfortable? ”

This is the place of the dantian, and the master probably thought that there was something wrong with his cultivation, and his voice was trembling.

Actually, Master really cares about him, the only Master in this world who is good to him and gives him everything, why did he bear to drag Master into hell in his dreams!

In fact, he has reflected on this question countless times.

His master was so principled and so strong, and he treated his master like that at that time, which was tantamount to breaking the master's arrogance, making a wrong step, making a wrong step, and never turning back.

So this time, he learned a lesson, since the master was unwilling to be with the apprentice, then he kept being stupid all the time, paving a step for the master.

They will be together for a long, long time, and he must not be in a hurry.

Facing Master's anxious gaze, he took Master's hand and went down to the source of evil that pressed him, "It's uncomfortable, it's uncomfortable, it's going to explode." ”

The master glared at him, his face was red, his eyes were big, and he seemed to be very angry, but the master's hand touched him, so that he almost didn't squirt out for a moment, he endured this excitement, looked at the master with an innocent and ignorant face, and his voice was even more crying, "Lady, I'm uncomfortable,"

Master's angry face immediately became helpless, but his hand was withdrawn, which made him suddenly scratch his heart and liver.

So immediately with tears in his eyes, he grabbed the master's hand and pressed it, "It's uncomfortable, it's very uncomfortable......"

The master swished and withdrew his hand, turned and sat cross-legged on the couch, and asked him to sit on the opposite side of the couch table.

He did not sit in the place designated by the Master, but sat on the footstool beside the Master, looking up at the Master helplessly and painfully.

Master sighed, as if he had made up his mind, and said to him, "Master has taught you a set of cultivation exercises, as long as you follow them, you won't feel bad!" ”

He was surprised, it was difficult for the master to teach him the method of double cultivation, he was so shy and wooden when he thought about it, he was so excited, he pretended to be stupid and stunned, and the master ate soft and not hard.

In fact, however, he was overthinking.

What the master taught him was the method of self-masturbation!

Self-masturbation.,Such a childish self-masturbation.,It's just,I can't look at it directly.。

He remembered as if he had only done such a stupid thing as a teenager.

And now, his master held the sleeve with his right hand and gestured at him with his right thumb in a serious and serious manner, and said to him seriously and seriously, "You grab your little chirp, just move the gloves up and down, hurry up if you like it, slow down if you like it, and after a while, wait for the little chirp to spit out a mouthful of filthy things, and you won't be uncomfortable!" ”

Blinking his eyes and looking dazed, his heart is very messy at the moment, his chirp is not small at all, he really wants to swish and take off his pants to let the master see, he is not a little chirp!

Under the master's repeated guidance, he finally nodded excitedly, "Lady, I will." ”

Then, with his left hand on his right thumb, he looked at the master proudly while putting it on, wanting to get some praise, but immediately, he said aggrievedly, "Lady, it's still very uncomfortable." ”

The master glared at him helplessly, reached out and rubbed his hair, he resolutely continued to rub his head into the palm of the master's hand, this feeling is not too good, if the master can touch his face, he will be happier.

The master said helplessly, "Let you stroke your little chirp with your hands, not your thumbs, since you can't learn it, just go and take a cold shower with two buckets of well water." ”

He opened his mouth slightly and looked at the master, hum, the master asked him to take a cold shower, he must not like him anymore, what should I do, I suddenly want to take revenge on society!

~~~

Ask for a monthly pass