Chapter 11: The Postmodern Life of the Goblins

The next day, Yu Tian took Niu Niu and Su Su carefully back and forth on the plain where there were savages. Place the prepared fireworks barrel with a remote control switch in place in a specific position.

Ambush in a prepared place and wait for the moment when the sky starts to get dark.

If they want to get out, they must pass through the cave where the wild people live. It's the cave where Niu Niu first took him here. Su Su was arrested last time, so Niuniu stole her free time to go to the outside world. It's also dangerous to think about.

In the fragments of the small world, it gets dark earlier than the outside world, and the night is longer than the outside world. Soon, Yutian and they waited until it was dark.

Yutian puts on his armor and remotely detonates the fireworks cannon.

Sure enough, the wild people didn't have a head or a brain to go to watch.

By the time the wild people in the cave were almost gone.

Yutian's left hand Lori, right hand Lori numb, quickly rushed out of the plain into the cave.

The dark passage of the cave was a little cramped for the three of them. Yutian had to hug Niuniu and Susu tightly, trying to keep them close to his body to avoid bumping into the inner wall of the cave passage.

After Yutian transported Niu Niu and Su Su out to Earth, the wild man didn't seem to react yet.

Looking at the two beautiful women with flushed faces, Yu Tian also felt strange.

"It can't be that the water and soil are not adapted! No, we've just arrived on Earth! Yu Tian thought strangely, and he didn't think of the charm in the cave just now.

The innocent was glared at by two beauties, not the sum of two eyes. Strangely touched his nose.

A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, Yu Tian thought silently.

Take Niu Niu and Su Su to the place where they stay in the hovering car before entering the space debris, and let the two beauties sit in the back seat. Start the car and get back home.

Two beautiful women, big and small, curiously looking at the outside world. Everything is new to them. A woman's curiosity is not only killing the cat, but also hurting our Yutian teacher.

"Yutian, what was the flying monster that you just drove us home?" Su Su said.

"Strange Shu Xiao, do all the humans outside live in the belly of such a big steel beast?" Niu Niu Xiao Lori said.

"Why do the eyes of a flying monster like Yutian glow?"

"Blame Shu Xiao, why is your expression so weird?"

"What does the feather monster mean?"

"Strange millet, what kind of bird flew just now? How is it so big."

This time Yutian had to answer, who made Xiao Lori's question so weird. What a blur! Yutian thought madly.

"That's an airplane, not a bird. Do you know about airplanes? Okay, I know you don't understand, if you don't understand, you have to ask, if you don't ask me, how do I know you don't know! "Yutian finally went berserk.

Just now, Xiao Lori and Su Su kept asking, and now it's Yutian who keeps talking. Sure enough, things gather by like, and people are divided by groups. The ancients did not deceive me.

All the way home, Yutian was still nagging. It's even stronger than Tang Tang. Of course, Tang Tang is the Tang monk who sings onlyone.

After returning home, Yu Tian first took Su Su and Niuniu to choose a house. To be precise, pick the houses around his house, after all, the buildings near the water have the aura first! Su Su and Niuniu produce a lot of aura every day.

What's more, in the outside world, aura is rarer than extraterrestrial meteorites.

If you don't take it with you, where will you take it!

After taking Su Su and Niuniu to find the house, Yu Tian took the two of them to see Yu Tian's mother. It just so happened that Yutian's mother was at home, and Yutian had been away from home for several months, and when he returned home, he didn't see his family.

Yutian's mother is also a rare beauty, and her appearance will never make people think of her real age. If she takes Yutian out shopping, she is afraid that Yutian's sister will have a large basket of letters.

However, beauties are generally unreliable. This truth is more true than the truth when placed on Mother Yutian.

Seeing the two beauties for the first time, Yutian's mother Huangru secretly pulled Yutian over and asked Yutian in a low voice, "Are you pregnant?" ”

Yu Tian was speechless and looked at his mother blankly. No wonder I was able to give birth to a son as good as me. Wait, I'm a bit big. No, what is pregnant? It's not like that at all, okay.

"Don't worry, my mother is very open, these two girls are good. It's worthy of being born by me, this vision, tsk" Yutian's mother thought that Yutian didn't speak, so she acquiesced. Say it yourself.

"Don't worry, girl, my mother will definitely uphold justice for you and give you a good day. But you must not be bitter for yourself, don't be bitter for the child in your belly," Yutian's mother, Huang Ru, said to Niu Niu and Su Su.

"Wait, what, your son is not such a person" Yu Tian was angry and went berserk. He couldn't understand how his mother's brain could be so big. This is already "inhuman".

"Isn't that what happened? Do you think the old lady doesn't understand you? You were born by an old lady," Huang Ru said fiercely.

Sometimes, Yutian felt that he really admired his father.

To put it mildly, Yu Tian finally explained with the help of Su Su and Niu Niu that they really didn't have that kind of relationship. Although Huangru still doesn't believe it, he doesn't dwell on this issue after all.

"You said that the two of them are your maids now, but they are not your people yet, sooner or later, sooner or later," Huang Ru said to Yu Tian with a haha.

Can this be the same? Yu Tian thought silently.

Yu Tian didn't want to continue the conversation with her. Change the subject, well, it's a must. Yu Tian thought silently.

In the end, Lala is homely, and Yutian ends the conversation with difficulty. If he left his mother's house as if he were running away and stayed any longer, I was afraid that Yutian would have a nervous breakdown.

Soon, Yutian's life is back on track. Niuniu and Susu also participated in Yutian's university life under the "special" arrangement of Yutian's mother.

Niu Niu and Su Su are very adaptable and quickly adapt to life in the outside world.

Tomorrow is the opening day of Yutian University, and Yutian is a little excited.

But there was one thing that made Yutian speechless. His mother seemed to have really misunderstood something, and arranged for Niuniu and Su Su to also enter Rendo University.

"Oh my God! I'm really innocent. "Yutian roared to the sky.

"Am I that unbelievable?" Yutian wept silently.

"No, there must be something wrong with the way it is opened, I'll go back and sleep, tomorrow it will be the same" Yu Tian thought silently.

It's not that Yutian doesn't want Su Su and Niuniu to go to college, but he hasn't talked to Bai Yu about Su and Niuniu at all. If they meet at school, won't Mars hit the earth? Yu Tian thought helplessly.

Finally, Yutian worriedly fell into a dream.