Chapter 113: Stealing Jade and Stealing Incense?
Tang Zheng felt very strange about the "she" in the old man's mouth.
The old man smiled:
"When the time comes, you'll be able to meet her. Believe me, the time for you to meet her is not far off. ”
As he spoke, he dragged Tang Zheng's hand and walked forward:
"Hurry up, hurry up, it's late and the good wine in the bar will be gone."
Tang Zheng is dizzy, what good wine can there be in the bar.
To Tang Zheng's surprise, the old man was familiar with the way and brought him to a bar:
Night bar.
Night bar is a famous bar in Jianghai, it is said that the word night has a mystery.
Pronunciation, it is the abbreviation of "yes, sir", and the other way around, it is the word "color night".
From the name, you can see what kind of place this is.
When the old man brought Tang Zheng here, Tang Zheng's eyes changed when he looked at him:
"Damn, you're not going to be an old man, are you?"
The old man smiled and directly ignored Tang Zheng's disdainful eyes.
There are so many customers at the night bar that you have to queue up to get into the bar.
Tang Zheng had no choice but to take the old man to line up honestly.
Who knows, the old man pulled Tang Zheng:
"Come, follow me."
The old man squeezed to the front, and he actually cut in line, and he was at the front.
The brother in the back suddenly stopped:
"Damn, why are you cutting in line?"
The old man looked "I'm shameless":
"Because I don't have a vegetarian."
People were stunned for what he said:
That's right, the old man admits that he doesn't have a vegetarian zhì, what else can you say?
The brother was speechless, but a cockscomb buddy next to him sneered:
"Lao Tzu is not only not su, but also quite violent! Brother, call me! ”
The cockscomb head didn't say a word, and called the old man.
Who knows, the old man is not young, but his body is frighteningly flexible.
He didn't even move his place, and with a slight swing of his head, the cockscomb's fist suddenly missed.
"Yo, there are two hits, see if you can still dodge!"
The cockscomb sneered, "Whoa! "Three punches in a row like a machine gun.
Then his eyes widened:
Every punch he threw was easily dodged by the old man.
Seeing that the old man's face was not red and out of breath, and he smiled at him, the cockscomb head suddenly knew that he had met a master.
"Punch me so much, you can eat me too."
The old man laughed weirdly and punched out.
This punch rang out like a cannon, roaring like thunder, "Bang! With a bang, he hit the cockscomb head in the chest, and the cockscomb head flew out of ten meters away with a punch!
"Ahh
"What a great old man!"
"The force of this punch is too great!"
What's even more shocking is that the cockscomb head was beaten and flew a full ten meters away, and there was not the slightest injury on its body.
"Ouch, old fairy!"
The cockscomb head screamed a few times, how dare he make it again, and ran away with his partner Hulala.
"The predecessors are well hidden, admire!"
Tang Zheng arched his hand at the old man.
The old man suddenly waved his hand:
"Okay, don't come to this set of vain, I just don't like that kid. Dare to stop me from cutting in line, hum! ”
At this time, it was finally Tang Zheng's turn to do so.
The security guard at the bar glanced at the old man:
"You're sixty or seventy years old, and you're still clubbing?"
The old man pouted:
"I'm not old-hearted."
The security guard looked at the list and turned another page:
"You can't come in without your name on it, without an appointment."
Tang Zheng was a little surprised:
"Damn, I still have to make a reservation to enter a bar? What kind of place is this? ”
The security guard's eyes swept Tang Zheng:
"You can't get anywhere! If you don't have an appointment, you can't! ”
The old man pulled Tang Zheng:
"Look at me."
The old man smiled, looked the security guard up and down, and smiled:
"Did you see that cockscomb head I hit just now?"
The security guard nodded, "See." ”
The old man smiled:
"Then do you think I'm awesome?"
The security guard nodded anyway.
The old man's face suddenly sank:
"Then believe it or not, I'll also send you ten meters flying, and I can break all the bones in your body!"
The old man's face changed and startled a security guard.
His face changed for a while, and the security guard spread his hands:
"Okay, well, see you're an old man, make an exception, don't make an example."
The old man smiled at Tang Zheng:
"See, use your power wisely. What forces can't deal with ordinary people, that's all nonsense. ”
Tang Zheng's eyes suddenly flashed:
"Rational use of your powers? I understand. ”
Sometimes, you try your best to punch it, but it works.
Recently, Tang Zheng felt as if he had forgotten about this.
For example, Liang Xiao's bastard, what kind of ball game is he playing, seeing that he is not pleasing to the eye, he just kicked it away!
As the old man entered the bar, to Tang Zheng's surprise, the old man seemed to be familiar with the layout of the bar, and walked towards the bar.
"Pong!"
The old man knocked on the bar and grinned at the bartender:
"A cup of red flame red lips, give him a cup of pink temptation."
The bartender stared:
"Red Flame Red Lips? Are you sure you want a glass of Red Flame Red Lips? ”
The old man smiled, "Yes, I want it!" ”
Tang Zheng pouted:
"Why do I drink pink temptation? Bring me a cup of red flame red lips too. ”
"Two cups of red flame red lips?"
The bartender looked shocked.
The old man smiled at Tang Zheng:
"Boy, if you don't have that ability, don't try it lightly, you'll suffer."
Tang Zheng smiled slightly:
"If you can do it, I will do it too."
The two cups were red all over, and the red flame red lips that were still gently swirling were brought up.
The old man picked it up, "Goo dong goo dong!" ”
Drink it all.
After finishing the matter, he glanced at Tang Zheng proudly, and Tang Zheng raised his eyebrows:
"Yo, provoke me? Me too! ”
Without saying a word, he picked up his glass and drank it all.
This is terrible, the wine enters the bowels, and I only feel a flame, burning from my throat to my stomach.
A hot pain sensation spread throughout the body in an instant.
Under the skin, there seemed to be a flame, and layers of fine small flames were frantically scorching Tang Zheng's body.
"Ah......h
Tang Zheng screamed in pain.
The faint voice of the bartender brother on the side came:
"When I went to learn mediation, the red flame and red lips I learned in the first class, the whole class was strange, who would dare to drink such a strong wine? Sure enough, I've been a bartender for ten years, and no one dares to drink it. Only today, I met two people who really dared to drink. ”
The bartender brother glanced at the old man with admiration, gave Tang Zheng a "whoosh", and pushed over a glass of water:
"Drink, it'll relieve you a little."
Tang Zheng reached out to get the water cup, but the old man pressed Tang Zheng's hand.
Tang Zheng struggled frantically and used all his strength to serve the glass of water, but unfortunately, the old man's hand, like an iron tong, firmly grabbed Tang Zheng's wrist.
The old man looked at him, and on his old face, the smile was strange and meaningful:
"There are some things that come with a choice and you have to bear the price, right? If you can't afford it, you have to endure it, after all, there is no regret medicine in this world, right? ”
Tang Zheng's arm was like a captured dragon, and he couldn't break free even if he struggled.
In the end, all the strength of the whole body was almost exhausted, and the wrist sank, and there was no longer a struggle.
In the night bar, the lights are red and green, red men and green women, all like monsters, like devils, under the blurry lights, the demons dance wildly.
Looking at the crazy people, there was a flame burning in Tang Zheng's body, and ** was flashing in his eyes.
There seemed to be infinite power in his body, and he wanted to vent it, so Tang Zheng rushed to the dance floor with a step.
Who knows, the old man's hand is like a mountain, firmly pressed on his shoulder:
"Sometimes, no matter how much you desire, you have to find a way to hold back. If you can't help it, you'll lose a lot. ”
"Don't you come to teach me a lesson! Why should I put up with it? I'm obedient to my **, I'll put up with my ass! ”
No matter how good Tang Zheng's control power is, no matter how good his reaction ability is, he is a little drunk after drinking Chiyan Red Lips.
The old man looked at Tang Zheng's appearance, but smiled:
"You kid is quite tough, do you dare to go to a place with me?"
"Where to go? What is there for me Tang Zheng not to go? ”
I have an eight-clawed divine Gu in my body, I have superpowers, is there any place in the world that I Tang Zheng can't go?
The old man smiled, his eyes flashing:
"Since you're so good, then come with me."
"Brush."
In the crowd of Wuyang and Wuyang, the old man seemed to be in a no-man's land, wandering like the wind.
The corners of Tang Zheng's mouth twitched, "Instant Shadow Gu." ”
His speed is also not below the old man.
The two of them went out of the door of the night bar almost at the same time.
"Boy, that's fast."
The old man's eyes were full of surprise.
You know, it's not for nothing that his speed can be so fast, but this kid, so young, has such a fast speed?
How did he practice?
The old man's eyes flashed with a look of interest:
"Boy, you have the ability to catch up with me!"
"Whew!"
Before the words fell, the old man rushed out, like a cannonball, disappearing in the blink of an eye.
Tang Zheng grinned, he was already drunk at this time, and completely forgot to hide his ability, "Brush!" ”
The speed of the Instant Shadow Gu was turned on to the maximum, and the whole person disappeared in the blink of an eye.
The people in front of the night bar, blinking, looked incredulous:
"Damn, am I wrong? There seem to be two people here just now, right? ”
"yes, why did it disappear in the blink of an eye?"
All of them look like hell.
Ten o'clock in the evening on the streets.
A few pedestrians, walking on the side of the road.
"Whew!"
A wind blew.
A shadow suddenly appeared on their side, blowing the corners of their clothes.
The pedestrian was just about to be surprised, "Whew! ”
A louder wind blew through them, lifting their clothes directly, and when they looked to the side, they were empty.
"Hehe, old man, you've been caught up by me, you're old, slow down."
Tang Zheng's Instant Shadow Gu was turned to the maximum, and he called at the old man with a smug face.
If he was still sober, his face would be more shocked than smug now.
You must know that his Instant Shadow Gu can increase his speed to an astonishing level.
But the old man relied on his own strength to break through the running speed limit.
Although it is still a little slow compared to Tang Zheng, this is no longer something that ordinary people can achieve.
"Boy, you're amazing, you've won this time."
"Wow!"
The old man stopped, gasping for air.
On the other hand, Tang Zheng looked like he was fine, and his face was not red...... No, my face is a little red, but I don't panting.
The old man glanced Tang Zheng up and down, his eyes shining:
"Martial arts wizard...... You're a martial arts wizard! ”
As he spoke, the old man sat cross-legged on the ground and closed his eyes to breathe for a while.
And Tang Zheng looked at the house in front of him curiously:
"Hey, this looks like a villa, right?"
More than just a villa, this is a manor house covering thousands of square meters.
It was ten o'clock in the evening, but the manor was brightly lit, as if it were day.
Tang Zheng watched casually, but the old man quietly appeared beside him at some point:
"Boy, don't you dare to do anything, dare to go anywhere, now, do you dare to go with me?"
Looking at the strange smile on the old man's face, Tang Zheng was fearless:
"What would you not dare? You lead the way! ”
"Brush!"
The old man jumped in front of the gate of the manor, like a nimble leopard.
I saw him climb over, a few ups and downs, and came to a room.
"Go up."
The old man pointed upwards and made an upward gesture.
I saw his feet touch the ground, "Wow! ”
It was easy to go up to the balcony on the second floor.
Tang Zheng's eyes widened:
"Damn, that's amazing!"
The old man beckoned to Tang Zheng proudly, "Come up." ”
He said in his heart, give this kid a dismissal, and the next thing will be easy to do.
Who knows, he underestimated Tang Zheng's ability, and even aroused Tang Zheng's dislike to admit defeat.
"Go up? I can do it too! ”
The Instant Shadow Gu was opened to the maximum, Tang Zheng took a few steps back, and suddenly accelerated:
"Whew!"
He rose like a gust of wind.
I saw that ten meters away, a straight line composed of countless shadows rushed to the bottom of the building in the blink of an eye.
What is shocking is that Tang Zheng, who rushed downstairs, did not have the slightest tendency to stop.
He actually put his feet on the wall and continued to rush up.
In the blink of an eye, he actually ran vertically along the wall to the balcony on the second floor!
Even if he is as well-informed as an old man, he can't help but widen his eyes at this moment:
"What kind of freak are you, boy? Can you do that? ”
The old man looked at Tang Zheng as if he was looking at a monster:
"Are you the legendary Tiyun Zong?"
The old man hadn't watched "X-Men Reverse the Future", if he had watched it, he would have known that Tang Zheng's ability to show off the time just now was almost exactly the same as Quicksilver's slowing down time skills!
"Well, it seems that my light skills are really far behind this kid's ability."
The old man's eyes showed a hint of thought:
"Could it be that this kid is really a legendary martial arts wizard who comes out of 10,000 years?"
The old man's old face showed a hint of excitement:
"Haha, I didn't expect this wizard to let me meet it."
"Click."
There was a soft knock on the door, and the old man pushed it open and walked in:
"Come in, boy."
He gave Tang Zheng a provocative look.
Tang Zheng sneered:
"Hmph, come in, what don't you dare."
After entering the room, Tang Zheng found that this was a room with a pink color tone.
Looking at the decoration in the room, Tang Zheng had a familiar feeling, as if he had seen it somewhere.
It's a pity that he is a little drunk and his mind is not very bright.
Looking at the floor, I saw a mess on the ground, littered with impurities, dolls, and occasionally a small inner that made people's blood gush.
Tang Zheng's eyes flashed, and even on the sofa, he saw a beautiful hollowed-out small neen.
Tang Zheng suddenly felt that his heartbeat was faster, and his nosebleed was about to come out.
"Uh-huh."
Suddenly, there was a muffled grunt from the bed.
This muffled snort, to Tang Zheng's ears, is simply the most beautiful voice in the world, and it is simply the most tempting sound in the world.
A string in his brain seemed to be touched, and Tang Zheng flashed to the side of the bed.
I saw a charming girl lying on the bed, and her expression in her sleep was serene and seductive.
I don't know what she saw in her sleep, the pink cherry lips are slightly moving, and the lovely nose wings are like snow-white butterflies, gently cave wings.
The girl turned over, the pink quilt on her body suddenly slipped off, and a fatal scene appeared:
In front of the girl, a pair of kumquat-like cute bulges were presented in front of Tang Zheng.
It is not magnificent, but it is precisely Yingying's hand, snow-white like two pure rabbits, which makes Tang Zheng breathe rapidly.
"Goo-toot!"
Tang Zheng swallowed and foamed, not noticing the sinister expression of the old man at the door.
"Click."
The door slammed, and the old man disappeared on his own initiative.
Tang Zheng's heart beat suddenly:
"Bang bang bang!"
Looking at the sleeping beauty on the bed, whose allure can be called huge, Tang Zheng was struggling violently in his heart:
Do you want to go on?
has struggled in his heart for a long time, even if he has been drunk, Tang Zheng's bottom line as a man still drives him, and he can't do things that are inferior to beasts.
Ten seconds later.
Tang Zheng hammered his head hard, and countless self-reproaches arose in his heart:
Depend on! Tang Zheng, Tang Zheng, you don't know what you are after drinking a glass of horse urine?
You want to hurt such a cute girl? What's the difference between you and the scum in society?
Tang Zheng turned around and walked out.
Who knows, "Wow! ”
A pebble suddenly flew in from the window, and with a "snap", it hit the eyebrows of the girl on the bed.
"Ahh
As soon as the girl was in pain, she immediately woke up.
Tang Zheng just wanted to open the door, but suddenly found that the door to the balcony was actually closed.
"Damn, this dead old man, frame me!"
"Ah......h
The girl screamed and stopped abruptly.
She stared at Tang Zheng's face and said:
"It's you! What are you going to do in my room? Get the hell out of here! ”
Tang Zheng smiled wryly:
"If I say that I was tricked here by a bad old man, would you believe me?"