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The movie theater was full of posters, and the younger brothers and sisters happily walked around, and when they saw Hu Yifei's poster, they couldn't take their eyes off it, and the little sister shouted excitedly: "Big brother, look, it's your poster." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info""Where is it? What a big brother! Big brother, look, your poster-"

Hu Yifei was startled, "Stinky boy, keep your voice quiet, big brother, I'm also a star." ”

It's a pity that it's late, and dozens of pairs of eyes nearby swept over, "Hu Yifei?" "It's Hu Yifei." "It's really Hu Yifei." ……

Hu Yifei smiled awkwardly and waved his hand to say hello, "I'm sorry to disturb you." What movies do you watch? ”

When everyone saw him watching the movie with his family, they all smiled and gave him tickets to show him. "We've all come to see "Crazy Stone" in our bedroom, Phineas, support you."

Hu Yifei looked around, and said in a friendly manner: "Thank you, thank you." ”

Someone held the ticket for "Pirates of the Caribbean" in his hand, felt that he was not a good taste, and immediately ran to change the ticket for "Pirates of the Caribbean", but unfortunately ran to the front of the stage, only to find that the tickets at this point in time had been sold out, and the next round would be two hours later. Immediately, some people shouted dissatisfied, "Why don't you add more scenes, there are so many American films, but "Crazy Stone" has so few films, I don't know if Fei Ge is on the scene today, it's really shameless." ”

The theater owners were all made out of trouble, and they were embarrassed for a while.

Many people immediately came to him for autographs, but Hu Yifei did not refuse. The family watched with a smile, only the little beauty Min Xiaoxin couldn't sit still, and curiously leaned over him and climbed on his knees. After sending this group of people, it was quiet down, "Little brother, go buy popcorn, the movie is about to start." ”

"Okay."

The whole person leaned back in the chair a little lazily, waiting for the moment when the movie started.

The time is 13:50 noon on Friday, and the occupancy rate of the cinema is already about 60%, and it is not a prosperous area. He went to see "Pirates of the Caribbean" in the next room, and the attendance rate was not half as high as "Crazy Stone", which was a very good attendance.

Today, as long as it passes today, as long as these people spread word of mouth, "Crazy Stone" is about to usher in a leap at the box office.

The sound of discussion and conversation in the audience gradually became quieter in the sound of music, and as the big screen lit up, the audience's eyes were attracted by the big screen in front of them, only to see the screen release the logo of the superstar family film and television company, a group of children's crisp laughter, barefoot boys, and female babies with pigtails, giggling and noisy to sit in a row under a shadow puppet show. A traditional sound of gongs and drums sounded, followed by a shadow puppet curtain that shone brightly, reflecting the logo of the "Superstar Family".

is a very allegorical opening, and it cost more than 100,000 to do this alone.

At the beginning of the film, Bao Shihong sees a male doctor and stares at the drip faucet. After being hilariously exploded by the doctor, the camera turned, and the high-definition landscape of the mountain city in the fog appeared on the big screen. A voice from far and near, pulling the camera into the ropeway car.

"God is so unfair to me, I cross the river by cableway every day, and I have never met you......"

The funny scene caused laughter in the movie theater as soon as it opened, and a can of Coke fell from the sky and smashed the title of the film - "Crazy Stone"! ”

The title appears at this time, and after a brief period of darkness, it is re-integrated into the plot. Secretary Wang Xun got out of the BMW, the camera changes quickly, and with cool music, people unconsciously follow the plot and start to fluctuate.

The first small climax of the film appeared when the three short stories were strung together by a can of Coke, Bao Shihong, Xie Xiaomeng, secretary, BMW, driver's license, and all became important story threads in the follow-up.

Of course, not everyone thinks it looks good, and some people are somewhat impatient when they see the pre-appearance of Jadeite. Although Hu Yifei tried his best to improve, there will still be some faucets that seem to flow at the beginning and Bao Shihong's helpless face.

But in terms of feeling, it is very different from other domestic films, some people can't say it, and some discerning people can see it at a glance.

――It's all about the language!

The humorous lines are endless, and the Sichuan dialect and Heipi's pure Shandong Qingdao dialect are all friendly and fresh:

Brother Dao took Xie Xiaomeng in his hand and asked his factory director father to exchange the stone, and one of them said to Brother Dao a little worriedly: "This matter has become a kidnapping, this is not our specialty." ”

Brother Dao, who spoke northern dialect, learned to hostage Xie Xiaomeng in Cantonese: "Come, give you a call on behalf of the land (Daddy)." ”

His girlfriend asked Brother Dao to play with him, and Brother Dao was discussing the "important matter" of stealing stones, and he said to his girlfriend on the phone: "I'm busy, and now my career is on the rise......"

When Brother Dao was told by Xie Xiaomeng that the stone he gave to his girlfriend was a real jade, Brother Dao couldn't help but scold: "You first insulted my personality, and now you are insulting my IQ." ”

Brother Dao educated his subordinates: "It's not difficult to do what we do, you have to have IQ to get to the next level." ”

"The first bubble of in 2002 came later than usual, and the second bubble of urine in 2003 and I don't know when it will be earlier......"

The audience sweated profusely, did anyone sing such a cheap song?

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is also a big thief and a thief, if he is changed to Feng Xiaogang's lens, he will immediately become warm and artistic. In "Crazy Stone", then you have to show you a corner of the day without any scruples.

Let you feel sad from laughing.

There are also Xie Xiaomeng's classic pickled girl quotes: "Killing without seeing blood, when I was creating this work, sometimes I really felt that beauty was like a sharp blade, and it penetrated my heart in an instant" Hearing Qingqing say that his boyfriend can cut people, and said: "Don't need him to cut it, I have already died in your hands when I was creating, and your boyfriend is not an obstacle to us, if the love is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight!" "The classic of the classics, it's a pity that it's thankless, and I changed the sentence: "It's so ugly!" ”

……

The stone that began to confuse the true and false finally opened the curtain on the real story.

The competition between the three parties has entered a white heat, and the eight immortals have crossed the sea to show their magical powers.

Since then, the laughter of the audience has not stopped.

Every few minutes, there was a sudden burst of laughter, and the whole family was immersed in the world of the movie. They also expected to see Hu Yifei play, wondering why Hu Yifei hadn't appeared for so long.

Only Min Xiaoxin was drowsy and fell asleep in Hu Yifei's arms.

The voice was so noisy, and she slept so soundly.

Hu Yifei casually hugged the little girl, in case she fell down. My eyes are staring at the movie I don't know how many times I have watched, but my mind doesn't know where to go.

The movie is still going on, and Hu Yifei also appeared, with a stunning appearance, a cool shape, but he is only handsome for three seconds.

"I'll give you a lung!" A sentence of Gangpu, with a blank expression, I don't know how many people laughed until their stomachs hurt.

"Hahahahahaha, Hu Yifei is so funny." The sudden burst of laughter pulled Hu Yifei's thoughts back for the time being. The corners of his mouth also smiled faintly.

The whole movie has completely dragged the audience's mind into the rhythm, and no one left the scene halfway.

The lively Chongqing dialect and the familiar but lively music of Hu Yifei's new song are skillfully blended together, becoming the most appropriate soundtrack for this farce. Time suddenly becomes faster when people are unprepared, so fast that people dare not blink, for fear that in an instant, the actions of one of the parties will be missed under their noses. And even with your eyes wide open, the results of every second of planting can be stunning.

The world around Emerald suddenly went crazy, and the only sober and calm person in this farce was probably the camera in the photographer's hand.

It is in the very center of the vortex, methodically recording everything.

There is no superfluous narrative, no complicated expression. It seems that a master has made a move, without any fancy, but the move is fatal. This sense of urgency did not subside until the loudspeaker at the end of the film called Bao Shihong to accept the award, and the protagonist finally showed a comfortable smile in the toilet.

With this scene, the audience exhaled loudly, and even if they didn't exhale in their mouths, there were not a few viewers who exhaled mentally.

The final shot is of Black Skin, who is chased by the baker on a motorcycle after snatching bread.

Laugh, laugh, laugh again.

This is the humor of the Hu style that is about to be born.

Just like the courteous Xiucai, he still smiled warmly after taking the opponent's head, but the onlookers were different in their hearts.

Why, watching a film is as thrilling as reading a martial arts novel. However, if the film industry can be compared to the rivers and lakes, Hu Yifei is indeed a sharp rising star.

Something killer meant.

Kill you gently, kill with a knife, kill without blood!

Subtitles appear, music in the background, and the movie is over!

Hu Yifei stretched his neck to look at the audience, looked around the entire movie theater in the lights that had just been turned on, and then smiled with satisfaction. What could be more satisfying than seeing the amazement on the audience's faces, the smiles on their faces, and the lingering moods that have dominated them for the past hundred minutes.

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