At noon the next day, Ruo Ling, who was dressed in men's clothes, sighed and sat in front of Huang Xiang's stall and chewed takoyaki: "Are you really sure that you haven't met the son of a 'woman' or 'woman' in ancient costumes?" ”

Huang Xiang buried his head and continued to cook takoyaki: "Well, I haven't encountered it." It would be nice if enough people came to me to see it and could learn more about it. But, well, I'm destined to be unpatronized. ”

Ruo Ling stared at Huang Xiang depressedly, this guy's ability is really special. In the past, if someone said that he had this ability, he would definitely think that his brain was caught in the 'door'.

But now the things I encounter are getting more and more out of the way I knew before, and my ability to die is also incredible, and now I seem to be more and more receptive to all kinds of strange things. Speaking of which, why didn't Alice come back after a night of going all night?

Just as Ruoling was thinking about Alice's whereabouts, the chatting words of passers-by attracted Ruoling's attention.

I only heard a few 'girl' students laughing while eating, "I went to divination a few days ago, and the fortune teller said that I had a peach 'flower' recently" "Really? How much money did you spend on divination? A few days ago, there was a big discount in the market near my house, and I only used ten yuan to see the whole picture, and my husband said that I was rich and noble......"

After listening to their chat, Ruo Ling's eyebrows were raised, and a good idea came to mind in the bottom of his heart. Ruo Ling smiled, coughed at Huang Xiang a few times, and said after Huang Xiang turned his gaze to himself: "I have a good idea, wait a minute, you have to cooperate with me." "If you don't cooperate, the old lady will cut you.

Seeing the threat in Ruoling's eyes, Huang Xiang shuddered. This master is so scary, and why is he pretending to be a boy?

Ruo Ling hooked his finger towards Dugu Yan, Dugu Yan leaned down in front of Ruo Ling's eyes, and Ruo Ling pointed to his hat and mask: "Take them off." "Because today's 'nymphomaniac' is much more rampant than the 'pervert' wolf, in order not to be surrounded by 'nymphomaniac' and block the way, Ruoling had to let Dugu Yan cover his face.

Ruo Ling looked at Huang Xiang's position: "Sell your takoyaki siu today, and then you have to listen to my instructions." ”

Huang Xiang was stunned, his takoyaki business was not good, how could it be sold out. But what task will she give herself? Well, since she also has the heart to help, it would be the best, but why does the spirit in the haunted house give her a very familiar feeling? Why does it want to help it when it first meets?

As soon as Huang Xiang fell into his doubts, he heard a piercing cry and followed the sound. I saw a bunch of red-eyed 'girl' students with their hands on their cheeks, staring at themselves with an obsessive face...... Position on the right. Hey, who is this tall beautiful boy with blonde hair and blue eyes? He stopped at himself, and his ordinary-looking self was directly treated as a lewd stream and sent to outer space.

Ruo Ling patted Huang Xiang's shoulder with a smile, motioned for him to look over, and said, "Now that there is a beautiful young man and my cute man in charge, you can complete the workload of several days at once, and you will be responsible for making takoyaki." After speaking, regardless of Huang Xiang's consternation, he took out a 'fan' from his shoulder bag, and shouted softly to the 'girl' in front of him: "Everyone, today's takoyaki is a big discount, as long as you buy a box, our dear boss will hand it to you." ”

As soon as the words fell, the 'female' students were 'dissatisfied' and looked disdainful.

Huang Xiang pursed his mouth depressedly, the current 'girl' is too realistic, right?

Ruo Ling held back a smile and continued to shout, "If one person buys two boxes, you can specify who will deliver them to you." ”

As soon as the words fell, the 'girls' shouted frantically, "I want to buy four boxes", "Ah, don't squeeze my place", "That Zhengtai and the beautiful boy are my ......"

So, when Alice came to look for Ruoling, she saw a small stall in front of her that was more lively than a haunted house. And Ruo Ling quickly handed over the box and collected the money with a beautiful little face, although Dugu Yan handed the box expressionlessly, but those 'girl' students were even more attracted by his cold temperament. When Dugu Yan handed them the takoyaki, they felt that this scene was as beautiful as a dream.

The hard-working Huang Xiang desperately reversed the takoyaki, and scolded this group of 'nymphomaniac' 'women' in his heart, and you superficial 'women' who don't pay attention to the connotation are the most annoying.

Alice patted Chubby's head depressedly, "What the hell do you say Ruoling is doing this time?" ”

Feeling Alice's breath, Ruo Ling also sensed Alice while being busy: "Now you hurry up and check the fortune teller's homework terms, such as how to admonish people and so on." It's the kind of dialogue that makes others dizzy and very satisfied knowing that he will die young in the future. ”

"Why?"

"Hehe, wait a minute, we're going to open a fortune teller."

"Ah......? Okay, I'll do my homework online. ”

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In half an hour, all the materials prepared by Huang Xiang today were sold out, and the 'girl' students who were still queuing up shouted dissatisfiedly after seeing Huang Xiang put down his hand: "It's not fair, we have been queuing for so long, and we haven't 'touched' anything." Ah, no, I didn't buy takoyaki, so you should buy more ingredients. "Everything is sold out, it's time for Zhengtai and the beautiful boy to run away.

Of course, these words were purely shouted at Huang Xiang, and as for Ruo Ling and Dugu Yan, of course they were reluctant to speak loudly to them.

Huang Xiang stared at Ruoling depressedly and motioned for her to come forward. Ruo Ling coughed a few times, motioned for them to turn their eyes to herself, and then cleared her throat and continued to shout into the megaphone: "Please wait a little bit, beautiful 'girls', please give us a little time to prepare." Wait a minute, we will have a senior physiognomy who will give back to the society, charity, fortune telling, and be able to know the past life, the past, and the future, as long as five yuan per person. Each customer will receive a lucky straw from us as a souvenir, so we hope you will enjoy it as much as possible. ”

When the 'girl' students heard Ruoling say this, they excitedly left with their partners, waiting for a while before coming to line up. I wanted to wait here directly, but Zhengtai said so, so I had to leave reluctantly.

Alice pulled Ruoling's hand suspiciously: "You're not talking about Japan's auspicious items, lucky straw, right?" Where are we going to find it, there are so many people, it's very expensive. ”

Ruo Ling glanced away at Alice with disdain: "How can ordinary people know what lucky straw is, just go to the neighborhood to find a bundle of straw, anyway, they don't want a piece of grass." "But speaking of which, the receptivity of the dead is getting stronger and stronger, and being surrounded by so many 'girl' students didn't even throw them out.

Feeling Ruoling's approval on him, Dugu Yan raised the corners of his mouth and smiled at Ruoling. Ruo Ling patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Yo Xi, yes, yes, let's continue in the afternoon." ”

"Hmm."

Half an hour later, Ruo Ling patted Alice's shoulder with satisfaction and praised: "'Pretty good', don't you want to choose a makeup major in college?" ”

Alice happily 'touched' and 'touched' the back of her head and said embarrassedly: "No, I want to choose a costume design, this is just an interest." ”

"Hey, you two stop chattering, look at me, what's going on?"

Ruo Ling turned his head to look at the wrinkled old man in front of him, with white hair, long beard and 'chest', like a fairy wind and bones. It's just that he stared straight at himself with a pair of eyes that spewed anger, and Ruo Ling asked puzzledly, "Isn't this dress just right?" Do you have anything else to complain about? ”

When the "old man" heard this, he became even more angry, and held his breath and said stiffly: "What do you want to do by dressing me up like this?" ”

Ruo Ling blinked his innocent eyes and replied truthfully: "Look at the appearance." ”

"Why do I have to pretend to be like this?"

"Why, you ask?" Ruo Ling sneered, and when he looked at Huang Xiang, his face was already full of fierceness, and he 'forced' Huang Xiang step by step, "What if during the period of looking at the photo, people who knew you in the past came out to stir up the situation?" ”

"This ......" Huang Xiang froze in surprise, he had indeed offended many people in the past, and now if he wants to reopen, he has to change his appearance.

Ruo Ling saw that Huang Xiang was deflated, and continued happily: "Okay, don't be depressed, just because the old man's fortune telling is more convincing and feels powerful." If you are a young man who comes out to tell fortunes, people will think that you are a liar. Seeing Huang Xiang nodding obediently, Ruo Ling continued, "However, don't say it directly after you finish counting your fortune, let me discuss it with Alice before I speak." "If he gets nervous and says that people have abortions or have three small or something, he can stop it in time.

Huang Xiang raised his head sharply when he heard this, and just wanted to refute that he was a principled fortune teller, and he would definitely not say anything because he was afraid of being beaten. But after seeing Dugu Yan glancing at himself fiercely with murderous eyes behind Ruo Ling, he immediately wilted. Fortune tellers, just for the benefit of all mankind, it is also appropriate to tell some white lies.

Seeing that Huang Xiang agreed to cooperate, Ruo Ling beckoned Dugu to 'insert' Huang Xiang's fortune-telling flag next to the stall. When everything was ready, Ruoling began to shout, "You can start queuing." ”

Before the words fell, a group of 'girl' students frantically pushed in front of the stall. Seeing that they were so enthusiastic, Ruo Ling pouted again, "You have to line up well, and you must give the real eight characters." After saying that, he stuck out his tongue in disgust, and it was too difficult for me to sell cuteness or something.

When the 'girl' students saw Ruoling's cute tongue sticking out action, they were all in the shape of Xizi holding their hearts, so cute. Seeing that the team had stabilized, the first 'girl' student first wrote the eight characters of her birthday on the red paper that Ruoling had handed to her earlier and handed it to Huang Xiang. Then he put the five yuan into the wooden box on the table, and finally reached out to Huang Xiang and asked him to press his wrist. Huang Xiang pressed her wrist like Alice inducted, "I starved to death during the drought in my last life, and I am an ordinary office worker in this life, what should I do if I just broke up with my scumbag boyfriend a few days ago?" ’