Chapter 14: Two Wonders Go Shopping (Part II)
"Don't, don't move!" Xiao Jie was so frightened that his soul was gone.
If the little girl found out that someone was going to take her marshmallow and didn't give it, would the Hulk just cut off the little girl's hand?
The Hulk didn't listen to the advice at all, and had already grabbed the marshmallow.
"Holy, it's over!" Xiao Jie was so frightened that he only had half a life left.
"Huh!"
I saw Xiao Jie appear next to the little girl in a flash, and then cut off the cotton candy stick with a knife.
"Whew!" At this time, the Hulk had already eaten the marshmallow in one bite, and he shamelessly patted his stomach with a satisfied expression.
In this regard, Xiao Jie could only feel helpless, and then urged the Hulk to leave quickly.
"Hey, Mom, where's my marshmallow, who's snatched my marshmallow!" The little girl suddenly found that her marshmallow was gone, so she cried aggrievedly!
"It's really, what age is it, even the children's marshmallows have to be robbed, it's a shame." The mother comforted the little girl and scolded the street.
"It's a shame, stupid big man, how can you rob the child's candy, if you want to eat it, you can sue me, the eldest brother bought it for you to eat, you will hurt the little girl's feelings like this, if it leaves a huge shadow in the little girl's heart, then it will have a bad impact on his future, and even" Next, Xiao Jie heard Sun Bei chattering in his ear to the Hulk.
"Smack!" The Hulk was furious, and in the face of Sun Beida, who was chattering like Tang Seng, he slapped Sun Beida and Xiao Jie into a photo and stuck it on the ground.
But then there was no danger, Xiao Jie survived tenaciously, and took the two to Yanjing Amusement Park on Songshan Road.
"Amusement park, we have finally arrived" finally reached the next destination, but Xiao Jie's mood became even heavier.
Because the number of people in Yanjing Amusement Park is quite dense, if these two guys provoke each other, will they suddenly fight?
As long as they fight, they will definitely die, both of them are S-level martial artists, Xiao Jie can't suppress them!
"Mistake, absolute mistake!" Xiao Jie was even more remorseful.
"Haha, so many people, is this a bazaar, wow, your human bazaar on earth is so big, and it still looks like this?" Sun Beida shouted excitedly.
Xiao Jie was stunned, the snack street and various shops he took them to before were the so-called bazaars, no wonder this Sun Beida was so silent along the way before, it turned out that he didn't realize that Yanjing Avenue was a human bazaar!
"Head, quick, let me down, I'm going to have to visit your human bazaar, buy some suitable fabrics, and some bananas to bring back to my brothers to try!" Sun Beta is already eager to try.
Xiao Jie didn't know how to answer him, this is obviously an amusement park, what do you mean by coming here to buy fabrics?
"Let's go, let's go, head!" Sun Beida can't wait.
So, Xiao Jie had no choice but to take the two of them towards the ticket office.
But when Xiao Jie saw the ticket office, he found a problem, how did the Hulk get in?
You must know that the Hulk is about three meters tall, which is not very good, the key is that the Hulk's body is too wide, how can he get by with those ticket gates?
"Hah!" Who knew that the Hulk didn't care about those who had it or not, and jumped directly into the gate of the amusement park.
Seeing this, Xiao Jie couldn't help but applaud, after all, he didn't expect that there would be such a method of ticket evasion, and he might be able to try it as a martial artist in the future.
In order to prevent the Hulk from hurting people, Xiao Jie immediately took Sun Bei to buy a ticket and entered.
"Sir, you have a child, so we have to count you one and a half more tickets, and have a good time." The conductor charged Xiao Jie for a half-person ticket.
Xiao Jie couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, they were so creative that they could treat Sun Beda as a child?
But that's right, Sun Beida is already very short, and he was carried by Xiao Jie, so it's understandable that he was misunderstood.
"Come on, what do you want to eat?" After entering the amusement park, Xiao Jie found the Hulk, and then saw the beautiful secretary who was already waiting for them.
This is Xiao Jie's arrangement, because the Hulk is a little special, so for the sake of safety, Xiao Jie still asked the beautiful secretary to come to the amusement park to arrange the itinerary and make some special preparations, so as to rest assured.
"Beauty, where are we going to play first?" Xiao Jie asked.
"Let's go, you guys come with me, the first stop, let's go on a roller coaster!" The beautiful secretary said.
"Okay, let's go!" After Xiao Jie finished speaking, he took the Hulk and the two to the place where the roller coaster was.
Soon after, they arrived at the ticket office of the roller coaster, and apparently the beautiful secretary had already bought the tickets, and they were ready to get on this trip.
"Did you buy a ticket for five people?" Xiao Jie suddenly leaned into the ear of the beautiful secretary and asked.
"Why buy a ticket for five people?" The beautiful secretary asked puzzled.
"You're stupid, the Hulk has to sit in a two-person position alone, how can you only buy four people?" Xiao Jie looked at the beautiful secretary and said.
"I see, I'm going to make up the ticket!" After saying that, the beautiful secretary immediately went to add the ticket.
Finally, after sitting on it, the Hulk really occupied the seat of the two people, but Xiao Jie felt that something was wrong.
Because the Hulk's body is too wide to fit protective gear, it is not safe to ride the roller coaster.
Everyone watched Xiao Jie struggling to dance the safety gear on the roller coaster into the air, and they all had a sense of being an idiot, and even wanted to get out of the car.
"Why don't you sit on the Hulk?" Xiao Jie said.
"Whew, if you don't give me a ride, I'll dismantle this roller coaster, don't sit on it!" Hulk said immediately.
"Then you didn't say it." Xiao Jie originally persuaded him not to sit for the safety of the Hulk, but since he didn't care, Xiao Jie didn't bother to care.
Xiao Jie put Sun Beda by his side, and after placing the safety gear, the roller coaster started.
The wind is blowing in your face, and the newly started roller coaster is actually very slow and not scared at all, but there are many women who have already begun to scream.
Xiao Jie was speechless, he screamed so badly before he started, will you go into shock later?
The roller coaster moves forward smoothly and does not suddenly accelerate until it reaches the summit of a steep slope.
But at this time, the Hulk couldn't hold his breath.
"It's too slow, it's too slow!" He is like an ant on a hot pot, he is hot, and what he hates most is this tepid rhythm.
"Isn't it, what are you—what are you going to do?" Xiao Jie felt that there was a mixture of murder and anger coming from behind, so he instantly felt that something was wrong
"Speed up, it's not exciting enough!" The Hulk roared.
"Not like that!" Although Xiao Jie couldn't understand his words, he knew what he was doing from his behavior.
"Whew!" Hulk's big thick hands reached out and pinched the tracks of the moving roller coaster, and the roller coaster stopped abruptly, but there was electricity on the rails, so Hulk's hands were scorched with electricity.
"Don't, don't be impulsive, Hulk, there are still a lot of mortals in this car, you're going to kill people like this!" Xiao Jie tried his best to dissuade him, but it was useless.
"Rush!" Hulk's hands suddenly exerted force, and the roller coaster, which was supposed to travel a steady distance, instantly flew out like an arrow off the string, sparking a lot of sparks on the rails!
"Ahhh Xiao Jie's mouth couldn't close, and he was blown in by the strong wind, and saliva and tears splashed together!
"Wow, haha, my grandson never thought that relying on these ghost things could make me so excited and exciting?!" Sun Beta, who was sitting next to Xiao Jie, blossomed.
"Damn, they're not the same species as me!" What Xiao Jie felt at the moment was fear, but these two goods were diametrically opposed.
In this way, under the stunned gaze of a large number of people, the roller coaster was speeding wildly at a speed that broke the Guinness World Record, and Xiao Jie's brain was blank, not knowing how to face the excitement of weightlessness.
"Hurry up, hurry up, it's not exciting enough, it's not exciting enough!" Sun Beta continued to add fuel to the fire.
"Roar!" Hearing this, the Hulk was in high spirits, and grabbed the rails with both hands again, and the speed was even faster!
"Your sister!" Xiao Jie was sitting on the roller coaster, and he was almost scared to pee.
"Ahh The screams around gradually decreased, and Xiao Jie didn't need to look to know that those people were stunned alive.
"It's going to kill someone, stop!" Xiao Jie could only shout hoarsely.
"Quick, faster!" Sun Beda was still shouting, so the third acceleration began.
"Hurry up and vomit!" Finally, after four accelerations, Sun Bei couldn't bear it anymore, he vomited!
His vomit was blown backwards by the wind, and the Hulk was speeding up without noticing, just as the vomit hit him in the face!
"Hey, damn it, who is so lacking in virtue, I want none of you to get off the roller coaster alive!" The Hulk was furious, and the fifth, sixth, and seventh accelerations couldn't be pulled.
But everyone was still quite lucky, although they were all dizzy, but fortunately, everyone kept the "whole corpse".
Xiao Jie finally stood up, picked up Sun Beida, who had fainted, and left the roller coaster platform.
Soon after, the ambulance came, and the unconscious people attributed the collective fainting incident to an accident, but only Xiao Jie felt guilty in his heart, he always felt sorry for those who fainted to death.
Water parks, some other large-scale entertainment facilities, Xiao Jie took them to enjoy the same, but Sun Beida was not blessed to enjoy it later, because he fainted on the roller coaster, and he didn't wake up until later, so the Hulk was the one who had the most fun, as for Xiao Jie himself, he didn't have fun at all, and he couldn't even say that he was playing, because he had to always be on guard against the Hulk doing stupid things again.
"Okay, let me reiterate first, you've had enough, now obediently go back with me, and we'll eat dinner at Vientiane Zoo, you know?" On the way home, Xiao Jie walked and commanded the Hulk
At this time, the Hulk and Sun Be's fight both stopped, and the Hulk died because Sun Be's fight was fainted, so no one fought with him, and he was quiet.
Of course, Xiao Jie thinks that Hulk may have taken a fancy to the beautiful secretary, because this guy has been quietly following the beautiful secretary's ass, yes, it must be because of this that he is quiet and doesn't make trouble.
Xiao Jie also breathed a sigh of relief, otherwise these two people would have made some trouble along the way, and he would not have been tired to death or beaten to death?
However, Xiao Jie survived tenaciously in the end, and returned from shopping with the beautiful secretary with two strange smoothnesses.