Lying on the soft and wide bed, Xu Wenbiao couldn't fall asleep over and over.

It's not that I recognize the bed, but I'm a little too excited.

The experiences of these days are so exciting, too bizarre, and even a little absurd.

A month ago, if someone had said this to him, he would have silently been a good Lei Feng of the present generation, and very kindly showed him where the nearest mental hospital was.

There are abilities in this world, cats and dogs can talk, and they are simply mentally ill! How can it be?!

However, this qiē happened, and it really happened to him.

Not only does he have abilities, but he also has a group of friends who are exceptional. He gambled on stones, he pretended to be forced, he slapped his face, and then, he became the leader of a group of supernatural people, the leader of the Dawning Alliance.

It's a day like this, it's so cool!

However, there is no one to tell about this joy. The fat cat went to sleep, of course, even if he didn't sleep, he couldn't tell them this, and if he didn't do it, he would have to be laughed at by them for being a turtle.

They can do such a thing!

And the joy of not being able to find someone to share, what kind of sad feeling is that?

It's like a super beautiful woman who has just undergone a complete cosmetic surgery and has changed from a salt-free to a fairy, rushing into a room and asking people if you see me, am I pretty, am I pretty, and then I find out that I walked into a blind massage parlor.

People can't see it...

Fat cats can't say it, and Zhang Ying can't say it either. Li Jing, Er, Li Jing can't say either, she will learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds and send me to a mental hospital.

Although I couldn't share it with Li Jing, thinking of Li Jing evoked a faint thought.

In just a few days, it was like a lifetime, and I was really a little emotional.

dialed Li Jing's number, and after a long time, Li Jing answered the phone when the ringtone was almost over.

"Hey, beauty, you haven't seen me in a few days, do you miss me?" Xu Wenbiao, who was holding his mobile phone, smiled a little shamelessly.

"I miss you." Li Jing said softly, and when Xu Wenbiao was stunned for a moment, the painting style changed abruptly, and a Hedong lion roared, "I want you to die!" ”

This is Li Jing's style! Xu Wenbiao was relieved, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, beauty, so angry, relatives are here?" ”

"Relatives, your sister!" Li Jing roared: "Why are you turning my house into a mess, I haven't settled accounts with you yet!" ”

Xu Wenbiao smiled: "How do you know it's me?" ”

"Nonsense!" Li Jing sneered: "I pretended..."

seemed to notice that something had been leaked, and Li Jing suddenly stopped. But Xu Wenbiao's reaction speed has always been at the speed of light when talking to beautiful women, and when he heard it, he immediately shouted sadly: "Wow! You install a monitor to peep at me!? ”

"I'm going to give you a lot of water!" Li Jing said, "I'm peeping at you? The network resources are so developed, why not, I peep at you?! Don't be ashamed, I'm here to see if you have brought a lot of women to the house and dirty my home! ”

This female rascal! Xu Wenbiao pouted.

After chatting for a while, Xu Wenbiao said that he went out to travel and relax, and he might not return to the coast for a while.

Hey, this duplicitous woman...

hung up the phone, but still couldn't sleep, so he simply dialed the tooth breaker dog and asked Wang Mazi if he was looking for trouble again.

Broken Tooth Dog smiled and said that Wang Mazi came to him that night, and found Broken Tooth Dog alone in the middle of the night, repeatedly explained the oolong at that time, and handed over 200,000 in cash. It's just that when the tooth-breaking dog came to the door the next day, he found that the pawnshop was renovated, and Xu Wenbiao also left Binhai, so he transferred the money to Zhang Ying.

After listening to the relay of the tooth-breaking dog, talking about the oolong that night, Xu Wenbiao laughed dumbly, "Take off your pants and fart, and do everything twice." You sue Wang Mazi, I will collect the money, and I will not trouble him. However, in the future, his people had better not hang out in front of me. Also, I can't come forward to mend this face for him, but as long as it's not too much, let him say it himself. ”

The current Xu Wenbiao no longer takes Wang Mazi in his eyes, and he is not a player at all. However, his character is. If people don't offend me, I don't offend anyone. As long as Wang Mazi is no longer looking for trouble, he will not move Wang Mazi.

This matter is in the past.

Xu Wenbiao called Zhang Ying again, Zhang Ying was very impatient, and threw it to Saihu after saying a few words. One person and one dog chatted very happily, said some bad things in the past few days, laughed heartlessly, it was all a bunch of unnutritious nonsense, and the only thing that had some value was that the pursuit of Xuanxuan was successful. This made Xu Wenbiao a little embarrassed.

Obviously I have a partner, but I'm still a single dog.

In a daze, I thought about a lot of things, some clear, some vague, and I fell asleep half-asleep and half-awake.

In the dream, I saw a lot of people, including a grandfather, sitting under the willow tree at the door holding Xu Wenbiao, who was still a young child, pointing to the moon in the sky and saying fairy tales, and in the night next to them, there were two figures standing, that was my father, and my mother.

The world in the dream is bizarre, the tooth-breaking dog is guarding the wonton stall and selling wontons, Fang Zichuan has become a scholar who pays for a bowl of wontons with a schoolbag on his back, Wang Mazi is wearing a city-tube costume and smiles to greet the guests for the tooth-breaking dog, Sister Chang is passing by in a luxury car wearing mink, and a dog's head sticks out of the lowered car window, which is a noble lady.

Anything that doesn't seem logical seems so natural in a dream, and there is a group of people killing pigs next to the wonton stand.

Zhu Bajie really became a pig, tied to the board and screaming for his life, but he was stabbed into the neck with a knife, and when he pulled it out, the rolling splattered blood instantly flowed into a basin, and Gao Cuilan turned into a peasant woman, sitting next to her and eating melon seeds and laughing.

Tangshan still looks like a kind old man, full of children and grandchildren, smiling and watching a large group of seven or eight-year-old boys laughing and chasing and playing, and looking carefully, those boys are members of the Dawn Alliance, such as Saihu, Fat Cat, and Song Xiaoyu. Strange faces, familiar people.

The sound of suona started, and a team of relatives came over, Mu Zichen was dressed in a red robe, hung a red ribbon obliquely, and walked in front of the team on horseback in high spirits.

Shang Yufei fell from the sky and landed in front of the welcoming team, holding a plaque in his hand, with four big characters on it that were dancing with dragons and phoenixes, and they had been together for a hundred years. Behind him, followed by a group of people who couldn't see clearly, some wearing medieval armor, some wearing samurai uniforms, and some tall and two ribs with wings, strange shapes, all kinds of differences, but all with smiles and smiles came forward to congratulate him. Mu Zichen laughed and threw silver taels into the sky, so except for Tangshan, who was still laughing reservedly, everyone laughed and robbed.

The world in the dream is actually quite good.

Xu Wenbiao also saw Li Jing, at this time, everyone else was gone, not necessarily abrupt, but very natural.

The pavilion in the mountains, the waterfall is like practice, the white clouds are long, and there are cranes traveling to the west.

Li Jing was dressed in a white veil, stroking the piano in the gazebo, and the wind caressed it, and the white veil was light.

The sound of the piano is like a strong wine, and the spring breeze makes people drunk.

Xu Wenbiao was drunk and stepped into the pavilion.

Raise your hand, there's wine! Crushed mud seal head spilled into the throat!

Throwing his hand to throw the empty altar away, holding his arms and embracing the beauty into his arms, when she looked closely, Mei Jiao'e was shy and timid, looking like Li Jing, some like Zhang Ying, and some like Geng Shanshan.

Whatever! Xu Wenbiao leaned down and pecked at the cherry red mouth.

The spring breeze in the mountains pushes the jade door open, and when it comes to the rainy season, the tender grass sways gently.

In the dream, shame.