Chapter 8 Lao Tzu is not a human being
I don't know what year the Golden Pagoda Temple was built, the base of the tower is still intact, the body of the tower has peeled off in many places, revealing the uneven gray bricks inside, looking from a distance, it looks like an apple core that is not very clean.
"Let's get started! Where are the gold bars? Xu Wenbiao's feelings were particularly high, and he came to the Jinta Temple, threw the sack into the ground, picked up the pickaxe, looked at Saihu and said.
Saihu looked at the sun in the sky through his sunglasses (it's hard to see that his sunglasses have not been dropped), and said lightly, "Wait." ”
What are you waiting for? Xu Wenbiao was stunned there, watching Saihu and the fat cat lazily find a place to lie down and spread out their limbs to bask in the sun, a little confused, "Aren't we here to dig treasures?" How do you lie down? ”
"I only remember the approximate direction and approximate distance, such a large area, if you want to go through it, I have no opinion, but I tell you, when Zhang Dashuai, who was still a bearded man, buried gold bars, he dug a pit more than one meter deep." Saihu said.
"Holy!" Turning his head to look at the surrounding hillside, Xu Wenbiao imagined that he was standing on the hillside sweating like rain and struggling to lift the soil outward, with a deep pit every few steps around him, a deep pit every few steps, and if he stood next to him with a hammer, it would become a classic game whack-a-mole. Throwing the pickaxe to the ground, he also sat on the ground, looked at Saihu and asked, "Then what are we waiting for now?" ”
"Wait for the sun to set." Saihu turned his head to look at the mountains in the distance, stretched out his paw and pointed, "Do you see that mountain?" I remember the pit that was dug at the very top of the tower shadow in the ground when the sun was about to hang on the mountain. ”
It's quite complicated, and it seems that the treasure is not so easy to find. Inexplicably, Xu Wenbiao suddenly thought of the dangerous mechanisms in the movie after the treasure hunters entered the tomb, and he was too excited to hear the gold bars before, and he couldn't help but feel a little nervous when he thought about it at this time, so he asked Saihu, "Then when Zhang Dashuai buried the treasure, there was no mechanism, right?" ”
Saihu didn't look at him at all, turned his head and asked the fat cat, "Are you sure he's really the person you're looking for?" ”
The fat cat laughed weirdly, "I hope he wasn't, but unfortunately..."
It's a pity for your sister! Xu Wenbiao rushed straight to the mud pill with a nameless anger, jumped up, picked up the shovel and pointed at a dog and a cat and shouted: "Enough, I sue you, I put up with you!" ”
I often hear people say that a dog bites a person, but people can't bite a dog because it's too embarrassing. But the key is that these two goods are not ordinary cats and dogs, they are people who can speak better than people and have some super powers, and they have been ridiculed all the way, Xu Wenbiao couldn't help it for a long time.
If it is based on the previous character, he will directly slap his head with a shovel. If it weren't for... If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't beat them, I would have done it a long time ago.
Xu Wenbiao thought aggrievedly.
"Oops, it's still durable." The fat cat sat up, walked up to him with his belly in his hand, crooked his neck and shouted, "Come, hit here, if you don't beat you, you are my grandson!" ”
Damn, it's too arrogant! Xu Wenbiao held the shovel, stood there, and shouted: "If you have the ability, you can untie the immobilization method for me!" ”
The fat cat was happy, and shook his shoulders and said with a strange smile: "Untie? Untie you still haven't gone to heaven yet? Stay with you. ”
The sun in the sky gradually set to the west, and the shadow of the tower slowly extended. The fat cat and Saihu were lying on the grass basking in the sun, and Saihu actually made a slight snoring sound from his nose and fell asleep. Xu Wenbiao maintained the posture of riding a horse and squatting on the crotch, pointing forward with one hand and holding a shovel in the other, messy in the wind.
"Hey, Brother Tu, it's almost there." A good man does not suffer immediate losses, and he is a true husband who can bend and stretch. Xu Wenbiao smiled shyly: "I have to dig up treasures for a while, if my body is gone, who will dig it, do you say it." ”
The fat cat had a grass stalk in his mouth and said with a smile: "Don't pretend to be forced? ”
"What are you pretending to be? I'm kidding you. ”
The fat cat smiled, and his paws gestured at him, and then Xu Wenbiao felt that he had regained the control of his body, and slowly stood up with his waist in his hands, and his body was stiff after standing for too long.
"Brother Tu, you say that I am the same kind of person as you, but why do you all have superpowers, but I don't?" Xu Wenbiao covered his neck with his hands and shook his movements, seemingly asking casually.
"Why, you want to go back and retaliate?" The fat cat laughed.
"Look at the land, how can you?" Xu Wenbiao thought in his heart that once I have super power and beat the fat cat, I will definitely wipe out all the hair on his body, and hang the skin with a clip on the clothesline in the winter to splash cold water outdoors. But with a smile on his face, he said, "Aren't we friends anymore?" ”
The fat cat squinted one eye at him, sneered, and then said, "Duplicity!" Come on, since you asked, I'll sue you. Every alien descendant, not to mention what he has learned, will have one or more natural abilities hidden in his body, and you don't feel it now, just because the abilities in his body have not yet awakened. ”
Yes? Is there really one? Xu Wenbiao touched his head and smiled, then frowned, "No, Brother Tu, don't people say that the ability is awakened when you are a child, either before the age of six, or eight years old and ten years old, at most only sixteen years old, and then there will be no chance to awaken the ability." ”
The fat cat glanced at him, "Do you know why Saihu and I are so old and disdainful of you?" Because, you've read too many novels. ”
Yes? Oh, hehe.
Xu Wenbiao could only hehe, looked at the fat cat and smiled: "Brother Tu, how can I awaken the ability?" ”
The fat cat yawned, seemed to be a little tired, and God testified that the cargo had almost slept after nearly three hours' drive from Binhai City to Haizhou, and it was still sleepy.
The fat cat said lazily: "This thing is not accurate, it may wake up after sleeping, or it may only wake up in seventy or eighty years, not necessarily the matter." But..."It glanced at Xu Wenbiao and smiled a little weirdly, "It is said that the ability is easiest to awaken between life and death, I think you can find a cliff to jump off, and if you don't have the ability, you will awaken at once." Isn't it all written like this in novels? ”
Looking at the strange smile on its face, Xu Wenbiao naturally knew that he was playing him, and he was not a real idiot, so he touched his head and smiled: "Brother Tu, don't tease me." So, can you teach me what you know? ”
The fat cat shook his head, "Can't teach?" ”
"Why?" Is this product afraid that I will learn to cut it? Xu Wenbiao speculated maliciously.
"You haven't awakened your abilities yet, and you don't have super powers in your body, so you can't learn these spells."
"Oh." Xu Wenbiao was a little disappointed, and then asked, "Does the human hunter have any special abilities?" How did they learn the art of earth? ”
"You're annoyed, are you curious baby?" The fat cat was finally a little impatient by his continuous questioning, and casually threw out a sentence, "They're human, are you?" ”
Ma Dan, Xu Wenbiao remembered that Lao Tzu is not a human ......
"Humans don't have special abilities, but they are the darlings of the earth, and they can swallow the breath of the earth, of course, you can also understand this breath as vitality for cultivation, and achieve the same effect as the ability." Probably afraid that Xu Wenbiao would continue to ask, the fat cat added, "Lao Tzu wants to sleep, and if you ask again, you will be determined!" ”
At this time, Saihu probably woke up, looked at the sun in the sky and said, "It's almost time." ”
The fat cat went crazy, "Paralyzed, I'm just going to sleep!" ”