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Finally, Zhang Luo finished worshipping heaven and earth, worshipping his father and mother, and when he was about to be sent into the cave room, Mrs. Qiao caught the groom and the groom who was pulling the red cloth flower ball, "Old Five, you have to talk about it, so many people testify today!" ”
The cheers in the room fell silent in an instant.
The smile on Xia Chengxiang's face cracked, but he held his breath and smiled, "Mother, when does my son stop talking?" ”
Old Mrs. Joe didn't let go.
"My son is what he says, and what he promised you will be done! You can rest assured! Xia Chengxiang had mixed feelings in his heart, and looked at Xia Hongxia who was following Mrs. Qiao's side, Xia Hongxia dodged Xia Chengxiang's gaze, don't look over, Xia Chengxiang's eyes fell on the old man Xia who frowned slightly but didn't move, and immediately retracted, "Mother, I'll send the Li family's sister back to the room first." ”
Only then did Mrs. Qiao let go.
Everyone felt that the atmosphere was a little weird, and they looked at each other.
Xia Chenghe tugged at the corners of Xia Chengan's clothes, Xia Chengan also realized that something was wrong, the brothers glanced at each other, and beckoned the male guest to sit in the courtyard.
Luo, Aunt Li, and the second aunt of the Li family, Huang, also smiled and beckoned the female guests to take a seat and wait for the meal.
"I heard that it was a famous chef in Shili and Eight Villages, and the vegetarian dishes made have a big meat taste, so you have to taste it."
"Ouch, that's a good feeling......"
Eleven Niang and Banniang avoided the side, frowning slightly, and Banniang took Xiao Twelve and muttered to her, "What's the situation?" I don't think the milk is weird......"
Even the eighth sister found out.
Eleven Niang shook her head and pointed to the table that was almost full, "You don't want to sit?" ”
"If I don't go, I'm tired of eating big fish and meat......"
Some children in the village laughed and shouted and ran to the new house, "Look at the bride, look at the bride......"
Banniang took one in one hand, pulled Eleven Niang and Xiao Twelve and ran over and squeezed into the room.
The bride's hijab has been lifted, and she is smiling and grabbing the candy to coax the children who squeezed in first, "All of them, all of them ......"
The bride wears a bright red shirt with a bamboo pattern of longevity, and the lower body is a wedding dress made of the same cloth, and the red wedding shoes with exquisite embroidery skills. A golden hairpin with a golden magpie branch and a red camellia on the head is very festive.
Eleven Niang went to look at her face carefully, only to feel that the eyebrows and eyes that were a little cool that day were a little more gentle at the moment.
Little Twelve tugged at Eleven Niang's clothes and shouted, "Eleventh Sister, little aunt is so beautiful." ”
The bride raised her head and looked over here, and Eleven Niang bowed her head lightly and called, "Fifth aunt." ”
Banniang looked at the bride curiously, and then called crisply, "Fifth aunt." ”
The bride's face turned red, and she grabbed a handful of candy and stuffed it into the little twelve hands between Eleven Niang and Eight Niang, "For you and the two sisters to eat." ”
Little Twelve's big eyes narrowed into a slit, "Thank you, little aunt." ”
"Good." The bride touched Little Twelve.
More and more people poured over, and Eleven Niang was afraid of squeezing Xiao Twelve, so she and Banniang took Xiao Twelve to retreat outside the old mansion to breathe.
As the sisters were talking, two boys from the Li family came over, Li Shuwen with clear eyebrows, and Li Shuwu who was in a hurry.
Li Shuwu rushed straight at Eleven Niang with an excited face, "Eleven Niang, I heard my mother say that you went to Jianghuai, is that fun?" I heard my uncle say that there is a lot of water in Jianghuai, and you still have to take a boat in the city, is it true? ”
Li Shuwen frowned and talked to Banniang, "Good girl, don't learn from Nu Hong to learn martial arts, are you going to be a chivalrous woman who walks the rivers and lakes?" ”
Banniang glanced at him, stretched out her fist and shook it in front of his eyes, smiling proudly and obscenely, "Hehe, envy and jealousy, right?" Who wants me to have a grandfather who knows kung fu? Some people can't do it! ”
Eleven Niang and Eight Niang said that they were okay, and they unanimously said that their kung fu was learned from their grandfather.
Li Shuwen raised his eyebrows, his black and white eyes circled Banniang's white and tender fist, his eyes fell on Banniang's more and more charming smile, and he suddenly made a move and grabbed Banniang's smug fist.
Banniang sighed and accused Li Shuwen, "You, why are you grabbing my hand?" Let go! ”
Li Shuwen was as immobile as a mountain, "Didn't you learn martial arts?" It shouldn't be hard to break free from me, right? After you can earn it, I don't care if you learn to be a female celebrity or not, if you can't earn it, ......"
Banniang shook it a few times and couldn't shake off Li Shuwen's hand, and couldn't help but be angry, "Li Shuwen, you stinky boy, don't you let my aunt and grandmother let me go?" ”
Li Shuwen's words pressed Banniang's words and said, "How old are you to be your aunt...... Say you listen to me in the future, and I'll let go! ”
"Phew!" As soon as Banniang heard this, she took a sip of him, "Why let me listen to you, I'm older than you, I'm my sister!" ”
Li Shuwen had a cold face, "Who are you sister!" If you can't break it, you have to listen to me! ”
"You bastard! Rotten egg ......" Banniang kicked her feet back, and her other hand was clenched into a fist and was about to hit Li Shuwen's chest, halfway through the fist, she suddenly remembered that Li Shuwen was not good at martial arts, and she was afraid that she would break people with a fist, and her anxious face was red.
"You, you...... What the hell do you want to do? ”
"Listen to me! School girl red. Li Shuwen said lightly.
Banniang stomped her feet, "You care about me...... I don't learn, I don't learn! ”
Li Shuwen didn't say anything, just held her hand and didn't lose it.
Li Shuwu couldn't figure out the situation, but he had a big smile on his face, and he was very happy to see Banniang eating deflated, "Hahahaha...... Eat deflated, right? You used to make me deflated, and it was your turn, right? Haha......"
Banniang scratched her ears and scratched her cheeks and jumped on the spot, eager to pounce on and bite Li Shuwu, her face was flushed, and she was very cute.
"Li Shuwen, you bastard......"
Li Shuwen remained unmoved, and his brows did not wrinkle.
Banniang is a little soft
Banniang was a little soft, and muttered angrily, "I can't learn to be a female celebrity at all, why do you want me to learn that!" ”
Eleven Niang was very surprised, except for her father and a few sisters, when Banniang was not stage frightened and did not bow her head to anyone, Li Shuwen, who was a few years younger than her, was so helpless?
Li Shuwen listened to her words, and a smile flashed in his eyes, "It's not for you to be a female celebrity master, you always have to be able to sew simple clothes and socks, right?" Otherwise, how will you marry someone in the future? ”
"Who said I was going to get married? I want to serve my father, give my father and mother a pension, and I will recruit a son-in-law for my father and mother in the future! Banniang was like him, humming.
Li Shuwen didn't mind, "You won't be a female celebrity, who will make the clothes, shoes and socks of the third uncle and Aunt Luo?" It's not good to let your married sister sit, right? ”
Banniang was stunned, frowned at Li Shuwen, and suddenly said, "Oh, why didn't I think of this problem?" When the second sister, the third sister, the eleventh mother, and the twelfth are all married, they will leave me with a person who can't needlework, but how to make clothes? ”
Li Shuwen smiled.
Banniang patted Li Shuwen on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "It's my sister who wronged you, you are for your sister's good!" ”
Li Shuwen's brows frowned imperceptibly and let go of his hand.
Banniang clenched her little fist and swore an oath, "From today onwards, I will learn both female popularity and martial arts!" ”
Eleven Niang's gaze slipped between the two, and said with a smile, "The second sister and the third sister are busy embroidering the dowry, so the eighth sister might as well learn from Miss Mu." ”
He also explained, "Miss Mu is an embroidery girl I met in the capital, with exquisite craftsmanship, and the eighth sister can learn a fur and then have no worries about clothes, shoes and socks." ”
When she came back, she had already received news from the capital, and the second shopkeeper of Xianyun Pavilion had sent Miss Mu to Qingshui, either at the end of June or the beginning of July.
Banniang nodded happily, took Eleven Niang's shoulder and said to Li Shuwen, "You should have told Eleven Niang what you said just now, she is even lazier than me, and she never learns to be a female celebrity!" ”
There is a look like you are going to talk about Eleven Niang!
The corners of Li Shuwen's mouth twitched slightly, but he didn't speak.
Banniang pouted a little disappointed.
Eleven Niang glanced at Li Shuwen a few more times, Li Shuwen looked at her sensitively, and Eleven Niang asked with a smile, "We are going to Grandpa's house to see my cousin, do you want to come together?" ”
Banniang also went to see it, Li Shuwen hesitated for a moment and nodded.
Several people went to the Xia family's eldest man's house.
Uncle Fang saw a few people coming over, and greeted him with a smile, "Why are you here?" Isn't it already open? He pointed in the direction of the old house.
Banniang went up and grabbed Fang's arm, pouted and said, "When my grandmother first visited the church, there was a moth, and we didn't want to eat there, awkward!" ”
Fang knew Banniang's temper, and because of the relationship between the two families, they were also very close this year, so they smiled and said a few words to her, and invited a group of people into the house.
Li Shuwen greeted politely, Li Shuwu did what he did, but he deliberately pretended to be, and he couldn't make a few people laugh.
Xia Chengxiang got married, the eldest man of the Xia family only went over to go through the motions, Xia Chengye was there to help, and the Fang family also followed to help, but he was blocked by the Jiang family for a few words, and was persuaded to come back by the Luo family and the Li family's aunt.
The two cousins of the Xia family and a cousin came out to chat with them with a smile.
Banniang asked Xia Ruyao excitedly, "Sister Yao, are your dowries ready?" ”
One sentence made Xia Ruyao's face red, and her mouth opened a few times, but she didn't say it in the end.
Li Shuwu was next to him, "Girls' families, you can ask this casually, no wonder my brother wants you to learn from female ......"
Li Shuwen glanced at him lightly, and Li Shuwu's words came to an abrupt end.
Banniang glared at Li Shuwu very much, "Li Shuwen, look at your younger brother, this is ...... up and down" sighed twice, looking at Li Shuwu from top to bottom, "You be careful that he learned from the bad guys." ”
Li Shuwu wanted to return the favor, but Li Shuwen looked at him, pursed his lips and spit out a sentence, "He didn't dare." ”
Banniang wanted to say something, Xia Ruyao gently pulled her clothes and said in a low voice, "There are still a few pairs of shoes and a few square handkerchiefs." As he spoke, his face turned even redder.
It was all a gift for her mother-in-law or siblings, and she had just gotten the size and hadn't done it yet.
Xu realized something, Banniang sighed, and didn't continue to ask about this topic.
A few people laughed and laughed, Fang made a few snacks, they used the meal, and only went back together after the wedding banquet of the old mansion was over.
When they arrived at the old house, most of the guests were scattered, and the only few were sitting on the table under the big tree in the courtyard, Xia Hongxia seemed to be chatting, but a few pairs of eyes looked at the big stove set up in front of the stove house from time to time.
Banniang secretly said, "These are all ...... waiting to be taken away."
Next to the big stove, Luo's, Jiang's, and Huang's were busy cleaning up the food, divided into bowls and placed on the table, Mrs. Qiao stood aside uneasily, and saw that Luo's, Jiang's and Huang's had more meat in which bowl they put more meat, so they took out the chopsticks and scolded in a low voice, "It's not your silver that is spent, you don't know if you're distressed, right?" How much oil can be boiled out of such a large piece of fat......"
Waiting for a few tables to fill the dense bowls, Mrs. Qiao commanded several daughters-in-law, "All of them were brought to give away." ”
Seeing that Eleven Niang and Eight Niang were idle, they glared at each other, and they were about to summon, but they were blocked by Luo.
The woman under the big tree got up and rushed to this side, laughing as she poured, "No, no, we can bring our own bowl back ourselves." ”
smiled and walked away with a bowl full of dishes.
Eleven Niang smacked her tongue.
Banniang pouted and disdained throughout the whole process.
Xia Chenghe, Xia Cheng'an, and Xia Chengle went to each house to send tables and benches, and Xia Chengxiang also helped. Xia Chengping and his family went back to the town after the banquet, and Shilang and Shi Niang did not bring it back.
Eleven Niang and Eight Niang followed to help.
When they were all done, it was getting dark, and the lights in several rooms were lit.
Lit.
Xia Chenghe and Luo were about to leave, but were stopped by Xia Chengan and Xia Chengxiang, "It's so late, let's eat at home and stay overnight before leaving, and I have to recognize my relatives tomorrow, and it's troublesome to toss back and forth." ”
The husband and wife glanced at each other, Xia Chenghe refused with a smile, "I told the Li family's aunt to go over to their side for dinner, and we will come back early tomorrow morning." ”
Without waiting for the two to persuade again, Xia Chenghe and Luo Shi had already called Eleven Niang, Eight Niang, and Little Twelve, and the family of five walked out of the old house.
Xia Chengan sighed, and Xia Chengxiang also looked helpless.
Old Mrs. Qiao knew that Sanfang had gone to Li's house for dinner, muttered a few words, waved her hand to let the Jiang family and the Huang family have a hot meal, and ate dinner at the noon banquet.
Xia Chengxiang left home when he was young, and he only came back a few times a year, and he didn't have a lot of contact with his peers in the village, and the friends he made were just a few playmates when he was a child, but they were all people who became parents and had children, and they were not suitable for a cave house.
Several people also knew that it was difficult for him to marry a wife, and they didn't think about making trouble in his cave room.
Therefore, when he arrived at the haunted cave room at night, the playmates who came over only laughed and coaxed, and pushed Xia Chengxiang into the cave room......
The next day, confess your relatives.
Miss Li, no, it's time to change your name to Li.
Li and Xia Chengxiang knelt down to worship Old Man Xia and Old Lady Qiao, Old Man Xia smiled and gave his share of the red to Xia Chengxiang, Old Lady Qiao grinded for a long time, and was glared at by Old Man Xia, so she reluctantly touched a red seal from under her buttocks and slapped it in Li's hand.
The textureless red seal made Li's heart slightly cold, but he kowtowed respectfully and was helped up by Xia Chengxiang.
"After entering the door of my Lao Xia family, I will be a member of our Lao Xia family in the future. Don't learn from those whores to do that dirty thing, and don't learn from those shameless sluts who chew their tongues behind their backs......"
"Ahem." Old Man Xia coughed lightly twice, interrupting Old Lady Qiao.
Old Mrs. Qiao pursed her lips and changed her words, "Give more grandchildren to our Lao Xia family, do housework, take care of in-laws, three from four virtues are indispensable, and all the money earned must be handed over......"
Li lowered his head, although he had already prepared his thoughts, he didn't expect Old Lady Qiao to say such a thing......
If they want to get married, they will return the house to the eldest sister, and if they want to go to live in the town, this is exactly what she wants, and she naturally has nothing to say.
It is appropriate to do housework, and it is appropriate to take care of in-laws, but what is the matter with this earned money and having to hand it in?
Let their family drink the Northwest Wind?
She couldn't help but look at Xia Chengxiang quietly.
Xia Chengxiang smiled helplessly, noticed the gaze she had seen, squeezed her hand, Li smiled, and Xia Chengxiang's eyes were a little tender.
"Did you listen to me?" Mrs. Qiao noticed that the two of them were distracted, and patted the small table on the kang, "On the first day of marriage, you learned that fox and eyebrow with people, you ......"
"Mother!" Xia Chengxiang stepped forward and blocked the Li family behind him, his cold and hard face was full of maintenance, "I promised you to let the house live in the eldest sister, there is one condition." ”
The people in the room were stunned.
Old Mrs. Qiao came back to her senses for a moment, and said coldly, "What are you going to tell me about the conditions, that recipe is the ...... that I and your father built."
"Then I'll live in a new house and don't let my eldest sister live!" Xia Chengxiang is very tough.
Old Lady Qiao glared at him and said angrily, "You promised me yesterday!" ”
"My mother threatened me like that yesterday, can I not agree?"
Old Mrs. Qiao glanced at Xia Hongxia, and Xia Chengxiang continued, "My conditions are very simple, no matter what happens in the future, my mother can't scold my daughter-in-law!" ”
"What? What do you say? Old Mrs. Qiao didn't seem to understand, and asked in amazement.
"My condition is that no matter what happens in the future, my mother can't scold my daughter-in-law! Not a word! If my mother doesn't agree, I won't let the house live in with my eldest sister! ”
The room was dumbfounded.
W-What kind of condition is this?
Eleven Niang and Eight Niang looked at each other, and Eight Niang leaned into Eleven Niang's ear and muttered, "Fifth Uncle really loves Fifth Auntie, and I don't want her to suffer this little hardship." ”
As he spoke, he glanced at Roche.
Luo Shi was also looking at Xia Chenghe, but it was Xia Chenghe who shook Luo Shi's hand, and Luo Shi shook his head at her husband.
Banniang's eyes were full of smiles and she retracted her head.
Jiang glanced at Xia Chengan, but Xia Chengan didn't look at her, and her face couldn't help sinking.
Xia Chengle whispered to the Huang family as if no one was around, and looked up from time to time.
Old Mrs. Qiao was stunned for a while, and took a mouthful of saliva to the ground, "Why did I scold her twice?" If someone's mother-in-law has never scolded her daughter-in-law, I will scold her......"
"That eldest sister will never want to enter our house for the rest of her life!" Xia Chengxiang insisted.
"You ......"
Xia Hongxia pulled Mrs. Qiao, "Mother......"
Old Mrs. Qiao stopped, glaring fiercely at the exposed half of Xia Chengxiang's body, "If you don't scold, you won't scold!" You asked her to cook for me, and I want to roll noodles. ”
Xia Chengxiang breathed a sigh of relief, lowered his voice and said to Li, "My mother likes to eat boiled soft noodles. ”
In other words, the thinner the rollout, the better.
Li Shi hummed softly, walked out from behind Xia Chengxiang, respectfully responded to Mrs. Qiao's words, and walked to the stove house.
About a quarter of an hour, Li came in with a bowl of noodles and placed them on the small table, "Mother-in-law, the noodles are here." ”
The white noodle soup is plated with a few noodles, and there are scattered oil spots floating on the soup, and an unstoppable aroma spreads through the house.
Old Mrs. Qiao's face changed, "You loser, did you secretly put my sesame oil?" ”
"Mother!" Xia Chengxiang's face also changed, and he looked at Old Lady Qiao.
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Sorry, there have been a lot of things in the past two days, so I'll adjust it and try to resume the update at 12-13 o'clock tomorrow.