However, what about the pheasant, when he saw the two special forces killing him, he didn't think much about it, he just ran away, didn't fight with the two special forces at all, and said while running: "Haha, grandpa's fart is fragrant, it's delicious!" If you want to eat, just eat it behind Grandpa's ass! ”

"Boy, you stop me, let me catch you, I'm going to have to pick your skin!" The two special forces chasing after the pheasant roared with anger in their hearts, angry eyes, gritted their teeth, and roared. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The pheasant ran in front, and two special forces chased behind.

After chasing for ten minutes, the two special forces were stunned and didn't catch up with the pheasant, the two of them stopped, gritted their teeth and looked at the pheasant, how they hoped that the pheasant could come over and fight with them for 800 rounds, how much they hoped to teach the pheasant a hard lesson, how much they hoped to slap the pheasant countless big mouths. However, this coward in front of him just doesn't fight them, as long as they kill him, this guy just runs.

The two special forces really wanted to use the soles of their forty-four sizes to slap the pheasant's forty-two size face a few times, and only by slapping this guy's mouth was swollen could they relieve their anger.

As long as the pheasant fights with them, let alone two to one, they are willing to do it one-on-one.

"Oh, why don't you chase it?" When the pheasant saw the two special forces stop, he also stopped, still standing a hundred meters away from the two special forces, and mocked: "Come here and continue to chase grandpa, grandpa gives you something to eat." I chased it for a while just now, why didn't I chase it again? Don't worry, the meat and snake meat that grandpa ate today, and the farts that come out are all snake meat, which is in line with your taste. ”

From the beginning of the battle, the pheasant and the two special forces were like this, as long as the two special forces came towards him, he ran away, and once the two special forces stopped, he also stopped, and then began to taunt the two special forces.

I also have to say that the speed of the pheasant is still very fast, and the two special forces use all their might, but they can't catch up. You said that you are not angry, anyway, the two special forces are angry, and their anger has been holding back in their hearts, and they can't vent it.

"Hehe, play with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu can't kill you!" The pheasant sneered, in fact, at the beginning, he fought with two special forces, and he was slightly injured, and when he found out that it was not the opponent of the two special forces, he slipped away directly, not giving the two special forces a chance to get close to him at all.

The pheasant knows that he can't beat it, so he doesn't fight it, he can't beat it, and he can't hide it?

A person like a pheasant can't be called a big man, but he is definitely a real villain, and he also understands that a big man can bend and stretch, he can do it for his own life, don't want his own face, of course, if he can't beat it, it's not a very shameful thing.

Here, the pheasant's cheating and tricking is a workaround.

If you don't know how to be flexible, you're a mediocre talent.

"Alas, I said you two aren't special forces? Aren't you very capable of fighting alone? Aren't you always fighting behind enemy lines? Why can't I catch it now, if I say, you are waste, what kind of special forces are you, you might as well go home and dig up dung. At least digging out the dung can still reflect your value! With a smile on his face, the pheasant stretched out two hands and raised a middle finger at each of the two special forces.

",!"

The middle finger is the universal language, which knows no borders, and when the two special forces saw the pheasant's gesture, the two of them jumped violently, panting heavily, and even white smoke could be seen through their nostrils.

Angry, furious, with fire burning in his eyes, he could even burn his eyebrows.

"Let me catch him, I'll dismantle him and feed the snake with his meat!" A special soldier gritted his teeth, grinding his upper and lower teeth and making a screeching sound, and said, "Damn, I don't believe I can't catch him, I don't believe I can't kill him!" ”

"Roaring ......"

The special soldier let out an angry roar from his mouth, roared and rushed in the direction of the pheasant, his legs were exerted, almost exerting his extreme speed, and there was a feeling that he would not be a man if he did not catch the pheasant.

"Oops, you're chasing me again!"

Seeing the speed of the special forces, the pheasant ran without hesitation, and said softly: "Oh, the speed is not bad, it's faster than just now, are you drinking vigorously, and the vigor is a miracle!" ”

"Click......"

In the face of the chattering pheasants, the special forces gritted their teeth.

The two special forces played a game of cat and mouse with the pheasant, but this game was not what they wanted to play at all, they just wanted to catch the pheasant, draw the tendon of the pheasant, dismantle the bones of the pheasant, release the blood of the pheasant, scrape the meat of the pheasant, and that's it.

The pheasant ran forward, the special forces chased behind, and chased for a while, the two special forces still did not catch up with the pheasant, they stopped, and a special soldier said viciously: "Damn, is this kid a mouse?" When you see us, you run, and you run so fast? ”

"!" A special soldier's eyes turned blood-red, his face was bruised, in the face of the pheasant's provocation, he was really fed up, he wanted to find someone to vent his anger in his heart, and even he had the idea of changing opponents, who was willing to deal with this guy, he would deal with this guy, he didn't deal with it, but when he saw the cheap smile of the pheasant, and the face that was not beaten, he still didn't leave, he just wanted to kill this guy in person, he said angrily: "Let me catch him, I drank his blood, ate his flesh, whipped his tendons, stripped his skins, torn off his bones, gouged out his eyes, cut off his ears, and cut off five of his eyes. Damn, me off, me off! ”

The two special forces were angry and angry by Li Nan, their hair was full of smoke, staring at the pheasant, they couldn't wait to catch the pheasant now, and then directly remove this guy's face one by one.

"Roaring ......"

A special soldier let out an angry roar, he couldn't use people to vent his anger, he could only use a roar to vent it.

The special forces stopped, and the pheasant also stopped, and fell into this strange cycle again, a special soldier looked at the pheasant, his eyes suddenly froze, and a light bloomed in his eyes, and a cruel smile appeared on his face.

"Do you want to kill him?" One special agent said to the other.

"Nonsense, what I want most now is to kill him, I want him to die!" Another special forces soldier gritted his teeth, itching with hatred.

"Is there a way I can kill him?"

"What's the solution?"

The special soldier smiled mysteriously, stretched out his hand and wiped it from his waist, and suddenly, a dark pistol appeared in his hand, and then another special soldier slapped his head fiercely, and said angrily: "We ****** have guns, we ****** have guns." ”

The two special forces were eager to buy a piece of tofu and crashed to death here. They chased the pheasant behind the ass for a long time, they didn't catch it, they were all carried away by anger, and they forgot about it directly, they are special forces, they will not only fight in close combat, the use of guns and gunfights are also their forte, and guns are their main weapons, they can't catch this guy, they can shoot with guns.

Both special forces were stupid to death by themselves.

One of the special forces held a pistol, and the other also took out a black pistol from his waist, and both of them raised their hands at the same time and aimed the pistol at the pheasant, aiming the muzzle of the black hole at the pheasant's head.

Originally, the pheasant was chattering, and when he saw the two special forces draw out a pistol, the muzzle of the gun was facing him, the smile on his face instantly froze, and then grinned: "Oh, friend, the gentleman doesn't use his mouth, even if he does, don't use the pistol, right?" Moreover, we are still good friends, and good friends can't hurt good friends. Everyone put away their guns, how nice it was to be kind. ”

The two special forces couldn't understand what the pheasant was saying, they still pointed their guns at the pheasant's head, of course, even if they understood the pheasant's words, I am afraid they would not put the gun away, and even immediately shot the pheasant.

Still a gentleman who doesn't do anything? Also Nima is a good friend, who Nima is a good friend with you? Still amiable, amiable to your sister? Just now, what did you say about us, how did you provoke us? Now be kind, be kind, be kind, you little Dingding.

If the two special forces heard the pheasant's words, they would definitely squirt out a mouthful of old blood, and then they would fall to the ground and die directly, they could be to death, they would definitely be to death.

"Boy, you run, can't you run?" The special forces took their pistols and walked slowly in the direction of the pheasant, with a cruel smile on their faces: "I'll give you a chance now, I'll let you run?" I'd like to see if you dare to run? ”

"Hey, hey!" The pheasant looked at the two special forces and smiled, and then when the two special forces moved towards him, he pointed his toes on the ground and ran towards the rear, but as soon as he took a step, he heard a gunshot, and then there was an extra bullet hole under his feet.

In an instant, the pheasant put his foot down and smiled kindly.

"Run, run, why don't you run? Wasn't it very good to run just now? When the two special forces saw the pheasant put down their steps, they both had a rare smile on their faces, and there was a hint of excitement in their eyes, and there was an urge to try.

The two special forces raised their pistols and walked in the direction of the pheasant step by step, although their speed was slow, but they were gradually approaching the pheasant, and the distance between them was gradually shortening.

The closer they got to the pheasant, the more excited the two special forces became, and they even felt the pleasure of the pheasant being tortured by them in advance. They also seemed to see the pheasant's painful look and desperate eyes, and the more painful the pheasant's look and the more desperate his eyes were, the more excited they became......

The game of cat and mouse, they have long had enough, and now they don't want to catch mice, but want to skin them...... (To be continued.) )