"That's the way it is."

The crane stretched his waist, his hands folded in front of his chest, and the sound of slippers pulling on the ground attracted the frequent sideways glances of onlookers, and someone even took out his mobile phone to film him. However, he looked nonchalant and gestured a scissor hand at the camera.

"Hey, are you listening to me?" I stopped, frowned, and said.

When he saw me stop, he turned around in a chic manner, raised his eyebrows and said to me: "It seems that the world is not as troublesome as I imagined, na, I'm still quite popular~"

Click, click, click.

“……”

"Eh, I know, I know, it's troublesome...... I've heard everything you say. Isn't it possible to meet a thousand-year-old demon, maybe not as long as I am! ”

"I said, Master He, don't be too confident, I don't think that guy is simple. Do you have any ideas? I asked.

He took a deep breath, sat on the flower bed on the side of the road with his legs crossed, and scratched his hair vigorously: "When the thing you said happened, I was building a Yang Village, how could I have the kung fu to manage the affairs of the world." But I have some memories of the monster in your body, as if I knew it from my apprentice. ”

"Tell me about it?"

He sighed, his two languid eyes staring at me blankly, his nose twitching slightly, and his lips lightly furled, as if he were about to say something. I immediately approached him, ready to listen to his "old man" teachings.

I saw that his mouth opened wider and wider, and his eyes began to squint, "Ahh With a bang, saliva sprayed all over my face.

“……”

When he saw my helpless expression, he laughed happily, looking like a three-year-old child. There are more and more onlookers on the side of the road, but fortunately, everyone is busy going to work, although they are reluctant to leave, and they turn their heads from time to time to continue to look, but there is work in them, and they can't stay here like watching monkeys.

Saying. It's time for me to go to the company too.

"Are you still talking......" I asked, tilting my head.

"Oops," he said, scratching his face, waving his hands impatiently, and pointing to his head. "How can I remember for a while? Do you know how many years of my memories are hidden in this precious vessel? I've got to find the key first, then the lock, and then ......"

"Okay, okay, I got it......" I stood up and looked at the strange looks of passers-by. Suddenly an idea came to mind. grabbed the crane sitting next to him and dragged him directly to a barber shop on the side of the road.

"Boss, give him a."

As soon as we entered, we immediately became the center of attention, but I was almost used to the look and pushed him to the chair.

Tsuru stared intently at the hair on the ground in front of him, and suddenly began to cringe a little. The old man who is not afraid of the earth on this day is afraid of the earth, but there are times when he is afraid.

"Parents who have been exposed to the hair and skin of the body can't cut it!"

"Boss, I'll leave it to you." I handed the five sheets of Grandpa Mao to the boss. "If you can, you can help him buy clothes, just be normal, store it here first, and I'll pick it up after work."

The boss immediately made an OK gesture to me.

I squatted down, took out my phone and keys from my bag, and said to the crane in the chair, "Oh, take this, I taught you how to use it yesterday, do you remember?" ”

"What's so hard about this!" He grabbed my phone. Pressed the only button on the screen, carefully pressed his dirty fingers up, and unlocked it successfully.

"Look, look, huh. Really, who am I, I'm a crane, what a ......"

"Okay, I found the 'I'm a crane' message on the Internet."

"Ahh Crane was startled, and his hand shook and almost dropped his phone on the ground. Fortunately, he was caught by a chair, "This thing is still alive?" ”

"Big brother...... Can't keep pressing, you turn Siri on......"

"What is Siri and can I eat it......"

“…… You don't care. Anyway, you remember, if you have a phone call, you can just swipe it, and if it doesn't work, you can ask the boss to get it for you. If you are bored and can go home, the key is here. Remember, no! Want! Disorderly! Run! ”

He nodded earnestly, and for the first time he didn't say he was annoyed. Looking at his eyes for a second, I really felt that I had deposited a brown Bichon with the Zài pet store.

After settling him in, I quickly ran into the company. Sister Zui saw that I was tired, with two dark circles under her eyes, covering her mouth and smiling evilly, as if I had done something unseemly.

"Wu Chao, are you looking for a boyfriend?"

"Me? I don't have that spare time. ”

"Then why don't you sleep at night, count the stars? Hey. Sister Zui wrapped her arms around my neck and turned to my other side, "It's okay, what do we have to do with it, sue me, is it Xiao Qin?" ”

"It's not. He went home. ”

"Who's that? Do I know each other? ”

"I don't know."

"Aha! I know, who's who's who? ”

"Nothing to do! Lao Liu is looking for you, go quickly! I pushed her out of the office and breathed a sigh of relief. But this made me interested, the old man of the crane, have you ever been in a relationship before?

Busy time always passes slowly, and I look at my phone over and over again, for fear of missing any of Tsuru's calls. But this guy is quite worry-free, and he didn't let me bother with anything, I don't know if he remembered what he was going to sue me.

"Wu Chao!" When I got off work, Sister Zui suddenly ran into my office and called my name excitedly, "Come here!" ”

Curious, I walked out of the office and saw the barbershop owner with a pack standing in front of me with a tall, thin man. If I hadn't recognized my keys and phone from him, I would have been hard to imagine that this person in front of me was a crane......

"You're still cheating on me that I don't have a boyfriend?" Sister Zui walked up to me and squeezed out these words from between her teeth, "But, how can he ......?"

"How do you dress like this?"

The crane in front of him cut off all his frizzy hair, leaving only a circle around the top of his head, all straightened and tied behind his head, like a small bun. The dirty robe has been transformed into the standard leggings and leather jacket of the hair salon boy, and the pointed shoes are even more polished.

The owner of the hair salon walked up to me with a smile and said, "Miss Wu, you have really helped me a lot." ”

"Well, the boss asked me to hand it over to you." As he spoke, Tsuru returned the money in his hand to me, a lot of money.

"Boss. What's going on? ”

"Hey, don't say it, you friend, your hair cutting skills are much better than the people in our shop! And cut fast! I happened to have a number 5 who was going to work, and I didn't come. And he gave his clothes to your friends. It's his clothes he has changed, and I've put them in my bag. Miss Wu, come back next time! The boss smiled and left the company hallway.

"What did you do for him?" I asked.

"Why don't you just cut and figure around with the picture, and just chant a spell and you're done."

I opened the package my boss handed me, and it was filled with nothing but his clothes. There are also a lot of messy things, which are simply incremental versions of Qin Sanyou's bags. I don't know how he managed to hide them in that robe.

"I won't bother you, you talk slowly, talk slowly......" Sister Zui left with a smile, and didn't forget to give me a look before leaving, which meant that she had to report to her next time.

After Sister Zui left, the rejuvenated crane grabbed me and whispered, "Girl, I found a very strange thing. ”

Hearing this, my curiosity about him suddenly disappeared: "What's wrong?" What did you realize when you cut your hair? ”

Once again, he crossed his hands over his chest. He made his signature move, only to find that his robe was gone, and there was no place to stuff his hands. Sighing, he had to continue to scratch his new hairstyle: "When I was bored, I made this." ”

He spread out his palm, and inside was a black clump of human hair. I felt nauseous for a while, and suddenly remembered the head in Zhuang You's soft face copy, and suddenly felt uncomfortable.

"What are you doing this......

He didn't answer me, staring intently at the hair in front of him, only to see a "whoosh". The hair in front of him suddenly moved, and it began to twist and intertwine on its own. I stared at me in surprise, and a face suddenly grew on top of the writhing hair, which looked very similar to Feng Gong between my eyebrows. There's an eerie sense of humor. I screamed in fright and jumped behind the crane.

"Tsuru-sama......" said the clump of hair, "is there anything I can do for you?" ”

Oh, my God...... Feng Gong, who will speak, ......

The crane smiled, and suddenly reached out and jerked it on my head. I suddenly felt a tingling pain in my scalp, and I couldn't help but cry out.

"What are you doing!"

"Eh, that's troublesome. Why don't you just pull out one of your hair......" As he spoke, Tsuru put my head into the mouth of the haired monster in the palm of his hand. The mouth immediately began to chew, and in a few moments, my hair was gone.

"Fa Fa, how's it going?" Tsuru said.

Fa Fa ...... The name is really ...... Girl's Heart......

"Tsuru-sama, this hair is poisonous......"

"You're poisonous!" I poked my head out from behind the crane and said that for the first time, I was scolded by a ball of hair, and there was really no one else.

"Hey, girl, don't worry, listen to Fa Fa finish."

"Lord Tsuru, the owner of the hair has been poisoned by the three corpses."

"I know that," Tsuru continued, scratching his hair, "is there anything else to discover?" ”

Fa Fa pursed his mouth as if he was aftertaste and chewed again: "Cursed by someone." ”

"Ha, I'll just say, you've worked hard." After Tsuru finished speaking, he silently chanted some kind of spell in his mouth, and then blew lightly on the hair ball. The hair immediately rose from the palm of my hand and disappeared into thin air, leaving only the hair I had just plucked from the palm of the crane's palm.

"Fa Fa ...... What is it? I asked.

"Shikigami, don't you remember?" Crane glanced at me, "You're still worried about yourself, little girl, you're cursed." I'll just say, the first time I went to your house, I felt that the atmosphere was not right, oh also, there are still remnants of the three corpse poisons, you can do it yourself. ”

I'm cursed...... I don't even know anything about it myself.

"Huh! You! "While I was in a daze, he actually walked up on his own." Where are you? ”

"Where else can I go, go home." As he spoke, Tsuru put his hands behind his head and breathed a sigh of relief, "Ah, what a wonderful world......

"I'm going to eat grilled fish." His voice drifted into my ears.

“…… Yes. I'll buy it for you, Master. ”

Who am I cursed......

……

The crane slammed the chopsticks into the belly of the fish, and with a "bang", I don't know if it was the fragrant sound of the grilled fish or its scream, and suddenly a large piece of the crispy fish meat fell into the mouth of the crane, and the look of enjoyment was as if it had not eaten fish for hundreds of years.

"Don't tell me, I haven't eaten fish in a while. What kind of sauce is this, why is it so delicious? ”

Can he hear the OS in my heart?

"Oh, this one needs to be salted first, then added some liquor, marinated, and then smeared with ......"

"Okay, okay, it's really troublesome, and it sounds complicated...... You'll just do it! With that, like a strong swimmer, he jumped into the pool of grilled fish and swam freely.

"Hey, did you remember what you wanted to say to me?" I stretched out my chopsticks and patted him, and he immediately raised his eyebrows and habitually touched his nose.

"Hey, it's really troublesome...... Listen, here's the thing. When my apprentice died, the god of the pie told me some news. He took a sip of water and continued, "This dream-eating tapir in your body is logically impossible to suddenly run to someone. This kind of thing is too ferocious, and it can only stay in the wild, or it is raised by people, just like Gu worms. ”

"Gu worms?"

"You've probably heard of this kind of thing. Put a group of Gu worms together to practice, don't put food, let them fight each other, and the last one left will be the essence of it, and the Gu worms will be practiced. There's a good chance that the dream-eating tapir in your body is formed in this way. Although the average dream-eating tapir is a beast, most of them are timid and not so big, and at night they will suck human dreams and feed on them, and I have never seen them swallow monsters in one bite like this. ”

"So you think it's ......"

"This is something that someone did on purpose, and someone wants your Xu family to be cursed by this curse and perish."

The fish in front of me turned into a pile of fish bones, but I didn't have any appetite. Who else could this person be besides Zhong Qi, but I didn't expect him to start a careful plan so many years ago.

"Little girl, do you know the severity of this matter? It means that the things in your body already have an owner, and as long as that person appears, you will be eaten by tapirs at any time. When the time comes, even if I was teaching the Forbidden Sealing Technique, I won't be able to do anything about it. ”

"So what should I do?" My heart jumped to my throat, and I never thought that following what I was born would be a danger to my life.

"Haha, of course, get closer to it!" Tsuru patted me on the head, "Try to be its master." (To be continued.) )

PS: Happy New Year everyone~