The girl next to her frowned when she heard the conversation between the two of us, and looked Li Bai up and down in surprise for a long time, and her words seemed very displeased: "Is this old man sick?" He shouldn't have beaten anyone! ”

Co-authored her as Li Bai is a psychopath......

I smiled wryly and explained randomly, "It's okay girl, he's messing around with me......"

With the previous conversation, it is strange that she can rest assured, as far as Li Bai's performance just now, if she doesn't do it well, she is a pinching clan, what is a pinching clan?

As the name suggests, it is the kind of person who has psychological problems, likes to go to the supermarket and specializes in pinching other people's potato chips and instant noodles, and even more excessively, there are people who specialize in deflating carbonated drinks, which is simply excessive. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Although the ten-yuan store doesn't sell these things, if Li Bai is really mentally ill, it is not impossible to dig out 502 and glue all the soap boxes and toothbrush heads of other people......

With vigilance, the girl kept walking around behind our buttocks, staring at me that I was uncomfortable, and after shopping for a long time, I really couldn't stand it, and hastily chose something to prepare for the checkout.

As a result, as soon as he arrived at the door, Li Bai seemed to have discovered a new continent, and he raised the trophy on the counter: "Heh! The people of your age can drink very well, and the wine glasses are so big! ”

I glanced at the words 'XX Provincial Wushu Sanda Championship runner-up' on it, and quickly returned the trophy to the boss: "Yo! Brother, you used to practice sanda...... I'm sorry, my uncle is just a little playful, do you know that his childlike innocence is still alive......"

Our every move was already seen by the boss, only to see him frown, and said quite unhappily: "Mental problems are mental problems, do you think I can't see what's going on?" Hurry up and take it home, what are you going to do with the blind *** outside? ”

Although Li Bai is out of touch with the times, he is not stupid, as soon as he hears the boss's words, he knows that he is scolding himself, but the poet is the poet, he is not angry, and when the boss's voice just fell, he smiled with a smile: "Little brother, I see that you speak very sharply, it seems that I have to send you a poem specifically for your performance." ”

The boss pouted: "Yo, there are still people who can chant poetry these days!" Why, do you think you are Li Bai? ”

I nodded with a wry smile, I guessed correctly......

Li Bai didn't pay attention to his sarcasm, and opened his mouth to come up with a five-word quatrain: "The poplar autumn moon is bitter, and the butterfly ink dances on the ......"

Before he finished his poem, I was so scared that I hurriedly threw down 200 yuan and ran away, Huang Simeng was confused by my actions: "What are we running?" ”

I was about to cry: "This old girl is sending a hidden poem, scolding other people's idiots......"

Ten minutes later......

On the co-pilot, I covered a big bag and sighed like Sakyamuni, his mother's scolding was scolded by Li Bai, and I was beaten alone, which was too T.M to carry it.

glanced at Li Bai in the back seat who seemed to be nothing, and my intestines were full of regret: "Why did you say I brought you out?" Haven't I had enough to eat? You've got the edge of your tongue, why don't you two come up and help when I was just beaten? ”

Li Bai looked innocent: "At the age of me and Zimei, wouldn't it be another two to be beaten if I went up to help......

"I know you're still teasing him!" I covered the big bag on my forehead and snorted in pain: "I'll tell you, next time you encounter this situation, you two will lie directly in front of their store, and I will see which of them dares to move......

With the experience of the previous car, when I bought the bedding and military coat, I never dared to let Li Bai get out of the car, and after tossing for a long time, we finally got everything ready, and when we returned to the warehouse, it was almost dark.

beckoning the gods to come down and help carry things, looking back at Huang Simeng and I running around all day and being tired enough, I grinned apologetically and said, "It's really hard for you today." ”

She didn't mind much: "Why do you say this, I think it's funny, it's much better than sitting in the office." ”

"That'...... It's time to be busy, so you can go back and rest if you don't have anything else to do. ”

After I said this, Huang Simeng didn't say anything and left, but pinched her fingers and buried her head and stood in place for a long time, and after a while, she whispered: "Since we have talked about the two of us, then ...... Shouldn't you be like everyone else, go out to dinner and watch a movie or something......"

I was stunned when she heard this, yes, I am in a relationship with her now! I don't know if I'm used to being single, but I didn't even think about doing some daily activities with her like an ordinary man and woman in love......

I don't know how to answer when I see her blushing after she speaks, the woman is too active, and it will indeed make the man a little at a loss, this is the case now, confused!

Seeing that I didn't reply for a long time, Huang Simeng's face turned even redder: "If you don't have time, then forget it, I'll go home first......"

After she finished speaking, she turned around and was about to leave, I didn't know what to do, and suddenly subconsciously grabbed her arm: "Don't go yet......"

She turned around shyly: "Do you have anything else to say......"

As a senior silk is also the first time I have experienced this situation, naturally I can't find the topic of entry point, watching the sky is getting late, I really don't know what to say, I can only whisper: "It's dark and the road is slippery, drive carefully......"

Huang Simeng originally thought that I was going to keep her, but I never expected that I would pop out of such a sentence, and after a while, she was speechless: "I am an old driver......

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A reader in the book review area asked why Lao Jiu used Beijing dialect to write his book, and what Lao Jiu wanted to say was that because 'Erhuayin' can make up a lot of words......