Chapter 48: There is a great article
The military training lasted for fifteen days before the instructor's dead fish face completely disappeared from his own world, but during this period, Zhang Wuji and the bald man were abused, what to do push-ups, frog jumping, but not less taught, in just ten days, he showed a dolphin skin, but the skin was also taken off as usual, sometimes Linghu Xiaoyao would pinch a broken skin from somewhere in the dormitory, and shake his head there and sigh. As soon as the military training ended, he immediately entered the intense cultural study, and all kinds of subjects lined up to see Zhang Wuji and Xiao Chubby Duntou are big, the two of them were already confused in the first high school, and they were used to living a free life in the eighteenth middle school, and they were even more free to defecate on the construction site, but here, the first middle school, behind the plaque of the shiny first middle school, there are many densely bent bodies that can no longer be bent, and these top students are simply bloodsucking machines.
Zhang Wuji and Little Fat Dun also consciously chose the last row with self-awareness, and when they looked up, this last row was almost occupied by the entire 206, comic man, bald man, Little Fat Dun, wine gourd, the Four King Kongs, and the white beauty was out of reach, sitting next to Linghu Xiaoyao, still maintaining the style of a cold beauty. Pansi Daxian is a well-known bookworm, a book in the hand becomes a god, the bald man likes to meditate, once meditated it is even more certain than the old monk, Zhang Wuji and Xiao Chubby Dun are drowsy from time to time, relying on a small wine gourd to live.
A month has passed, ushered in the first small exam, this time the exam teacher Mingjue retained four special people, gathered them together for an exchange meeting, the participants, the four King Kong, Zhao Mingjue. In the face of four teenagers with strange personalities, Mr. Mingjue can be said to be painstaking, after some education, these people all nodded and said that they repented and worked hard, but, in the second month, a few of them hung neatly under their eyes, Mr. Zhao was saliva and tears, this time, the four of them made a decision to deceive Zhao Mingjue again, the third time, the bald man and the comic man rushed into the top ten in one fell swoop, and the remaining two Zhang Wuji and Xiao Chubhubund were not so lucky, the two stood in front of Zhao Mingjue, looking at the decision book with a small handprint, feeling that their throats were burning like fireγ
This time, Mr. Zhao's ultimatum was to ask parents. The parents were not invited, and Zhang Wuji looked even more bitter, "Teacher Zhao, there is a gap between rural children and urban children, when urban children are learning mental arithmetic, rural children may still be learning to climb, and when urban children read ABC, rural children may have just grown two or three baby teeth...... We know the gap with everyone, please believe us again, in the next exam, you can't enter the twenty, you can be punished as much as you like. The two of them got another chance, but how difficult it was to realize their desire to enter twenty after this opportunity, so the two of them changed their lazy style, memorized, counted, remembered...... There were two small backs in the study room, but the book was spread out on the table, and it hadn't been turned for a long time, his eyes were slightly closed, and his lips were still reading randomly.
A cold wind blew, and I forgot everything I remembered, since the skin of the two began to crack, the body was always in a floating state, and the brain was cloudy, not to mention memorizing words, memorizing mathematical formulas...... It's my own name, and sometimes it's all looming. All the efforts are in vain, this time the two still occupy the bottom of the list, and the average score fell from 30 in the last small test to 20, there is nothing to say this time, Zhao Mingjue directly said that it is better to ask parents to communicate.
If you want to invite your parents, can Zhang Tianshi's violent temper endure this kind of insult? The two discussed and decided to tackle Zhao Mingjue collectively, and the skin of the two of them had reached the point where they could not bear to look at it directly, so Xiao Fat Dun put aside this topic. "Teacher Zhao, Zhang Wuji and I suffered from this disease when we were teenagers, you see, we have to learn cultural knowledge while enduring skin ulcers, which is difficult to calm down. β
"Excuse, if you continue to achieve such results, I'm afraid it's a matter of time before you are expelled, I don't have to worry about you in the small exam, but when the midterm exam comes, I'm afraid it will be difficult to keep you, the disease is an objective reason, it can be overcome, you two think about it, this time parents can not be invited, next time I'm afraid it's hard to say." After the two walked out of the classroom, they wandered around the playground for a long time, thinking that Zhao Mingjue was right, he would definitely be expelled from the school sooner or later, and neither of them could figure out how their brains were developed at the beginning, but the vocational high school they wanted to enter did not enter the first middle school!
Zhang Wuji painfully smashed his head with a wine gourd, and his chaotic brain suddenly became clear, he did smash it a few times at the beginning, and before the exam, he did have contact with the things in the wine gourd, will he be admitted to No. 1 Middle School and have something to do with this fairy gourd? In order to verify, he immediately found a mock exam paper, put aside the little fat dun to practice on the grass alone, facing this labyrinthine exam paper, Zhang Wuji took a deep breath, took three puffs with a delicate straw, and then entered a state of concentration.
Countless smooth curves flashed through the brain, these curves had no beginning and no end, only the trajectory showed that they were or must have been curves, and these curves were scattered into tiny grids, entangled in their northern and southern hemispheres, and each small grid crawled with some broken text symbols. These symbols began to combine rapidly, like a beating little crystal ball, colliding with each other, exploding, fused, in Zhang Wuji's magical brain space, these surging cultural symbols have been seated, attached to their own fragile nerves, running freely, surging in the body, and finally completing a large and small Zhoutian, surging out from the fingertips.
His big hand slid quickly, writing italics on the blank exam paper, and about half an hour passed, Zhang Wuji woke up from the psychedelic dream and was startled by the answers he had written. Verify again, this wine gourd is indeed loaded with an encyclopedia, because Zhang Wuji, who came to his senses, couldn't understand the specific meaning of the answer he wrote by himself, and the little fat dun cried several times for this, and finally went to a middle school, and now even his homeroom teacher said that he might be expelled from the school at any time, so what face does he have to meet Jiangdong's father! The bald man and the comic man are a little gloating.
"Qiu Chuji, what are you afraid of, isn't it expulsion, twenty years in Hedong, twenty years in Hexi, and come again in twenty years. Little Fat Dun buried his head under the quilt, only revealing the small half of the tail vertebrae, and at this moment he was punched twice, and a familiar voice said, "Hey, pack your luggage, it's better to leave early than to be expelled." Little Fat Dun poked his head out of the quilt, looked at Zhang Wuji's rather serious appearance, and his heart was sour, "I don't want to be expelled, how long has it been since I came in, go back, where will I put my face ......" Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhang Wuji frowning at himself, thinking that maybe this guy had some ghost idea. "What kind of face do you want, there is wine today and drunk today, the moon is cloudy tonight, the night is long, fat, drink. "This drink is said to the bald man, the little fat dun quickly got up, and the bald man also rubbed next to Zhang Wuji, drinking, how can he be without his brother. Zhang Wuji tilted his head and thought for a few seconds, and then readily agreed, the three of them quietly climbed over the school wall, went to the tavern outside the campus, and as soon as they entered the tavern, they saw a drunk sitting in the most deserted corner, and at this moment the whole head was buried in the empty vegetable pot and snoring drunk, the tavern owner stood next to him with his hands down, and shouted while pulling the guests' clothes, "Hey, it's closing, hey, you wake up." β
Just from the back Zhang Wuji, it can be seen that this drunk man is Master A Zheng, because the sound of grinding teeth will be conveyed from time to time, Zhang Wuji made a move, walked over and knocked Ah Zheng's head twice with a wine gourd, and hurriedly walked out of the tavern while Ah Zheng was not sober up and asked the tavern owner for two bottles of liquor. Before he had walked three hundred meters, he suddenly heard the tavern owner shouting, "You, what are you doing......?" Ah............h Arrest someone...... Someone eats a bully meal...... Catch people...... "Little Fat Dun held his stomach and smiled" Hehe, eating the overlord meal in a dream, I'm afraid there is only one such ...... in the world, "Hu Tu is confused" What kind of dream, this person didn't even wake up when classmate Zhang knocked him twice, it can be seen that he is not drunk, but just waiting for the opportunity. The three of them returned to the campus and found a deserted corner of the playground to sit down, drank a few sips and chatted about some unrelated topics, Zhang Wuji suddenly took out the wine gourd, and hit the head of Hu Tu, and then took advantage of the little fat dun did not react, and looked at the little fat dun again, watching the two of them sit stupidly, Zhang Wuji coldly pulled out two blank answer sheets, and each person pinched a pen on his finger.
It didn't take long for the two of them to write quickly, just neatly and sloppily. After about half an hour, both of them filled in the answers, Zhang Wuji put away the test papers, then put the two of them down, and lay down and pretended to be asleep. The first to wake up is the Hu Tu criminal, this guy immediately fell into darkness after the brain boom, in the darkness here, horses of various colors are running indulgently, he is also a member of the ten thousand horses, these horses are covered with scale armor, each scale has a cultural mark, as soon as it runs, the whole is a sea of culture...... While he was still immersed in the ocean of culture, he seemed to feel something licking back and forth on his cheeks.
Yes, the feeling was very clear, and the tongue didn't seem small, he woke up with a loud scream, and saw a vague thing crossing the campus wall, and the figure, definitely a wild wolf, and did hear a wolf howl, and his hair immediately stood upside down. "Get up quickly, there are wolves in this place, and there are wolves in one of them. β
After Xiaopandun and Zhang Wuji woke up, they rubbed their eyes and asked, "What wolf, are we drunk?" The nonsense man touched his somewhat hot head and said. Back in the dormitory, Hu Tu and Xiao Chubby immediately fell asleep, Zhang Wuji could not fall asleep over and over, the wolf himself seemed to have seen it in a daze, at that time I thought I was half awake and half dreaming was fascinated, but it was indeed a wolf, although I couldn't see its face clearly, but the figure, and the howl, it was definitely a wolf. Thinking of the depths, he remembered the two answer sheets, and quietly checked the answers with a flashlight, yes, the accuracy rate of Xiao Chubby Dun reached 98%, but the genius of Hu Tu was the opposite, the error rate reached 98%, and some of them were fundamentally unrelated, obviously the guy who calculated the volume wrote a string of chemical formulas......
Once again confirmed Zhang Wuji's inner thoughts, although this wine gourd is filled with culture, but this culture seems to vary from person to person, Xiao Chubby Dun is equivalent to his own personality, and his personality is just the opposite, thinking from the other side, the things in this wine gourd can also cause people to be stupid, but how to distinguish the nature of it, Zhang Wuji can't figure it out. This time in the small exam, both of them were angry, and the test scores rushed directly to Bai Meiren's head, depriving her of the right to first place, and the whole class and even half of the school were boiling, the two boys who were not good-looking turned out to be geniuses, don't look at their skin rotten as good as their eyes, this leap alone is enough to make people jaw-dropping. Teacher Zhao Mingjue was even more surprised, but during this time she secretly observed the two, and the two were very hardworking, especially Zhang Wuji, she always hoped that the fate of being expelled would not fall on these two simple rural children, and this time, the two were invited by Zhao Mingjue to talk. "Yes, it is worth encouraging, this time I will personally name and praise the two of you at this parent-teacher conference, and I hope that you will continue to work hard to set a glorious example for all students. β
The two of them were happy in their hearts, looking at the envious eyes around them, and they felt that the whole person was fluttering, but the white beauty, cold as frost, "A small test does not represent the four beauties in the first class of high school, which simply makes many girls with good qualifications instantly become dinosaurs from beauties, not to mention that the four beauties are talented and good-looking, each with their own specialties, but this successive exams have been pressed behind by Zhang Wuji and Xiaopandun, and the taste is only secretly gritted his teeth, vowing to make these two hillbillies suffer. The four beauties themselves are an alliance, although there is no official number to divide one, two, three, four, but several people did not have a very good reputation before entering the school, it can be said that after entering the first middle school, there were some carefree sons with spring hearts, and they molested the four beauties, but they were beaten and admitted to the hospital for no reason, and the four beauties had an affair with Yamaguchi Red Eagle, the most popular underworld organization in society at that time, which is no longer a big secret.
These few times, Zhang Wuji and Xiao Chubby Dun were tightly pressed in the cultural exam, in fact, there are more than four beauties, who have laughed and ridiculed the two hillbillies before, and they are uncomfortable, now, standing on everyone's heads, this counterattack is not easy to accept in anyone's heart. After the half-term exam, everyone didn't dare to look at the transcript, only Zhang Wuji and Xiao Chubby Dun stood in front of the announcement, so unhappy, occasionally there would be a carefree boy, his nose twitched, and he scolded a son of a bitch, and left in a hurry, Zhang Wuji's hearing and judgment have been greatly improved since he began to lock his nose, and Xiao Chubby Dun is also, at this moment Xiao Chubby Dun held his little fist and said to Linghu Xiaoyao's back, "One day, Lao Tzu will beat him all over the ground to find teeth." β
Then I saw the four beauties coming over a little depressed, they didn't even look at the list, turned their heads and prepared to walk away, the little fat dun was full of smiles, and greeted the four beauties with a hippie smile, "A few beauties, do you want to accompany!" Fei Xiaohe turned his eyebrows and communicated with the other three people, and actually changed his arrogance in the past, "Qiu Chuji, it's good, I took the second exam again, go, accompany us to climb the mountain." β