From the construction site back to the warehouse, along the way, Huang Simeng was angry with me, not because she was tired after running with me for a day, the key is that she thinks I am too second. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing her driving without saying a word, in order to ease the atmosphere, I could only laugh with her: "What, pouting and pretending to be a duck?" Don't move, I think I can hang a key and go up. ”

As I spoke, I put the keychain on her mouth, and she slapped my hand away angrily: "What's the trouble, didn't you see me driving?" ”

Picking up the key, I laughed and said, "Isn't it because you're in a bad mood and want to ease up......

"Can I be in a good mood like this?" Huang Simeng frowned, picked up the tablet that Dong Xiaoya had just given and shouted: "Brother Ya has said that he will give you a reward, you are good, look at what you have gotten back?" What conditions do you not know? With such a big family and a lot of people to spend, wouldn't it be good for you to get some money that can be exchanged? I want a tablet, how can I eat this? ”

I smiled: "Aren't there two bags of MSG here......

"You give me a death." Huang Simeng still looked displeased: "Even if you want to be high-spirited, you have to think about everyone, do you have money?" If it weren't for Bai Qi secretly picking out the money I gave to the actors, who would you be able to support? ”

I shook my head: "You don't understand, a gentleman loves money, and he takes it in a good way, today's matter, Brother Ya is looking for outsiders, and he will definitely be able to settle Liu Mizi's affairs, and replace it with someone else, and it will be impossible for the lion to open his mouth no matter how much he gives benefits!" I could have done a favor, but I turned around and asked for something valuable, but it made him think that I was powerful, and there was no need for that, seeing that the new field was about to open, and the big guy would have a salary as soon as he went to work, so my pressure would be much less. ”

"You've got to have some money for emergencies." Pointing behind him, Huang Simeng sighed: "Take a good look at yourself, how long have they not changed their clothes?" It's all pulped, you know! What are you wearing? Antique or armor? ”

"It's okay, we've all died once, and we don't care what we're wearing." Seeing that I was counted down by Huang Simeng, Lu Bu was busy helping on the side, but as soon as he finished speaking, Huang Simeng pointed his finger at him: "Stay aside, what's the matter with you?" You are the laziest in the family, you said that even the mad god has to go to work after the opening, just you, you have to live or die at home, are you disabled? ”

Lu Bu made her choke so much that she almost died of anger, and she couldn't speak for a long time: "You...... Mingzi, look at what she said, this is arrogant like this before she has passed the door, and if she wants to marry in the future, she will have to be a shrew, I am a god of war anyway......"

I listened to it with a straight heart: "She's right, you're such a big person, why don't you go to work and stay at home?" Let me tell you, if you don't go to work in the future, I will also support you, but you can't go to the dinner table when you eat, after all, you can't support idlers with the money you earn from your labor. ”

"And what do I eat?"

I looked down and thought, "Let's eat instant noodles three times a day." ”

Lu Bu was speechless, but Zhang Fei clapped his hands happily on the side: "Haha, he eats instant noodles for half a year with this physique, and he doesn't need to fight Lu Bu in three years, I can beat him to call him dad alone, hahahaha......"

Zhang Fei let out a barbell-like laugh as he spoke, this scene finally amused Huang Simeng, looking at Lu Bu's embarrassed face, Huang Simeng said happily: "The working people have once again achieved a winning rate, God of War, you should really reflect on it......"

After chatting all the way, we finally returned to the warehouse, but before the car drove into the door, I saw a strange little old man jumping out of the corridor like a rabbit.

He ran so fast that he jumped past us in front of the car with a 'whoop', and when I opened the door, I grabbed him by the arm: "Ahh What are you doing, how did you get out of my house? ”

The man glanced into the corridor with a panicked expression: "Let go, someone is going to beat me." ”

Seeing that his expression was wrong, I suddenly found that there was a big black mark like a slap on his face, and I was also curious, so I touched his cheek with my hand: "Who are you, why do you still draw things on your face at such an old age, what is this drawing?" ”

Lu Bu also got down from the back seat at this time, and when he heard me say that he also came up to see the excitement, after looking at it for a long time, Lu Bu wondered: "This ...... This is a shoe print, right? ”

The little old man frowned: "What is a shoe print of a painting, you can see clearly, I am a ...... for people to smoke"

As soon as he finished speaking, I saw Uncle Du chase him out of the corridor, and he was holding the slippers I usually wear, he was old, but he ran very fast, I was afraid that he would fall and fight, so I hurriedly stopped him, and said: "Ouch my brother, you are slow, you haven't bought medical insurance, what should I do if I bump into it?" ”

Although Du Fu ran out of breath, he was unprecedentedly domineering: "Mingzi, you get out of the way for me, let me ...... Let me smoke him to death......"

I snatched the slippers from his hand, patted him on the chest and said to him: "If you want to smoke, I'll help you smoke, you can rest first, and tell him that he is so angry with you." ”

Hearing me ask, Du Fu sighed, but ignored me, but said to the little old man a little sadly: "Think about how many poems I wrote for you back then?" I always thought we were old friends, but what about you? ”

As soon as he said the words of his old friend, I suddenly remembered a person, in the Tang Dynasty, Du Fu was indeed tired of being with another poet for a long time, and this good story was also passed down through the ages, and was talked about by future generations, and this person was the most well-known epic poet in history - poet immortal Li Bai!

Could it be that the person in front of him is actually Li Bai!

Seeing Du Fu so angry, the little old man who suspected Li Bai was probably also a little guilty, and lowered his head and sighed secretly, but the more he was like this, the more angry Du Fu became, and he lifted me aside, and the old man Du said hoarsely: "Eight Immortal Songs, Not Seen, Past Travel, Sending Huai, Dream Li Bai, Spring Memories Li Bai, etc., etc., ......etc., ”

, this person is really Li Bai!

As a result, before I was surprised, Du Fu had already rushed at Li Bai, only to see him grab Li Bai's collar and yell hysterically: "Fifteen poems, I gave you fifteen poems, and what about you?" You finally give me a gift Wang Lun...... Give it to your sister, you give it to Wang Lun......"

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Hey, the author who was swiped with data was killed, and next week's recommendation was squeezed out, which is a sad story......