"The cucumber banquet is hard to end, and the winter wine is the second tour."

This sentence is Du Fu after eating the leftovers I gave him casually sent poems, because he came unfortunately, the noon dishes were almost eaten, and there was nothing else, I could only shoot him two cucumbers, a few cups of 56 degrees of red star two pots under the stomach, Du Fu is also red cheeks, poetry.

I didn't understand these two sentences very much at first, but later I understood the meaning after Yang Jian's translation, probably because these two cucumbers were still unfinished with him, and with the second pot of heads, he felt like a world away.

Eating a broken cucumber can also be so chic It is estimated that it will be a poet and a poet, after listening to Yang Jian, I quickly took out my mobile phone and recorded these two sentences, and then said to Yang Jian: "You said that I want Du Fu to write these two sentences, can I sell them for a sky-high price?" ”

Yang Jian shook his head: "Definitely not." ”

I wondered, "Why?" The poems were written by Du Fu, and the words were written by Du Fu, all of which are genuine. ”

Yang Jian sneered: "Don't be funny, Du Fu has no real works in the world at all, you ask Du Fu to write a few broken words with a ballpoint pen on A4 paper and dare to betray him, who will believe it?" If you want to say that Du Haitao's authentic work is more reliable......"

I:......

Du Fu was full of wine and food and nothing else, moved his weak body for a while, and then said to me with a smile on his face: "Little brother, old man ......"

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, I hurriedly waved my hand: "Uncle Du, didn't Uncle Bai say it just now?" Our names here are different from when you were then, you can just call me Mingzi, then don't use any old man, it sounds very awkward to us here. ”

Du Fu smiled awkwardly: "That's good, old ...... I have something I want you to do me a favor. ”

Du Fu asked me to help, this face is big enough, I snorted: "Look at your politeness, you can talk about something." ”

"I want to ...... I want to go home and check it out. ”

The old man is still thinking about going back to his cottage!

I was a little embarrassed: "Although the place where you used to live was not far from us, but now it has changed, and it is useless for you to go back, it is not the same as before." ”

"Whether it's like before or not, revisit the old place, and see that it's a wish after all, please please."

I originally wanted to refuse, after all, I was shy now, but Yang Jian said on the side: "The tired bird returns to the nest, the fallen leaves return to the roots, he has lived in the grass hall for more than four years, and he has feelings, you should take him there, he is so old." ”

Looking at Du Fu's expectation, plus Yang Jian also opened his mouth, it would be a bit too much if I didn't take him, although the economy is tight now, but the ticket money must be enough, just go, and do a good deed.

I explained to Du Fu about going out, and then I led him downstairs.

Although Du Fu is a poet, after all, when he first came to this world, the tall buildings and cars in front of him instantly made him a little confused, and like everyone else when he first came, he couldn't help but make a fuss.

Sanshengxiang is not far from the cottage, and it is not close to it, I walked around the street with Du Fu for almost forty minutes before arriving at the gate of the cottage, the parking place is the north gate of the main road, I found a place to park the car, I took out my wallet and prepared to buy tickets, but Du Fu is an ancient person, how does he know about tickets? Walk straight to the door.

This old man looks old, but his legs and feet are quite fast, and when I reacted, he was at the door, I was busy with his buttocks and was ready to pull him, but he had already stepped into the door, at the door, two girls guarding the door were standing by the fence and talking, seeing that Du Fu did not give a ticket and rushed in, the two girls also couldn't help but say a handful of Du Fu to pull Du Fu.

"Huh! Why did you go straight in, uncle? What about tickets? ”

Du Fu was at a loss: "What ticket?" ”

As soon as these two girls heard it, they knew that Du Fu didn't buy a ticket, and one of the slightly obese girls immediately hugged her arms: "Uncle, you're kidding, you don't know the ticket at your age, who will believe it?" ”

Du Fu picked the back of his head: "I really don't know, what is this ticket for?" ”

"What can a ticket do? It's used to enter the gate, and you can't enter if you don't buy it. The fat girl pointed to the ticket office next to her: "Wow! That's where you buy a ticket, you go and buy the ticket and come back. ”

"Listen to what you mean, and you have to collect the money when you come in here!"

The fat girl pouted: "How fresh, this is Du Fu's former residence, do you think it's your yard to walk around?" ”

Du Fu couldn't laugh or cry: "This is my home......"

After he said this, the fat girl also heard the clouds: "What! Are you from a neighborhood committee? ”

Du Fu was speechless: "What kind of residence...... I'm Du Fu, what's the matter, what kind of ticket do I have to buy to enter? ”

, he actually told his identity directly, I was so frightened that I grabbed his arm and pulled it out, but the fat girl didn't do it, watching me drag Du Fu, she stopped me and Du Fu in the middle of the road: "Wait, handsome guy, do you know this old man?" ”

I nodded: "Yes, our old man." ”

Listening to my admit, the fat girl hurriedly pointed at the walkie-talkie in her hand in front of me: "Since it's your old man, then I have to talk to you about it, I've been with this gatekeeper for several years, and I've heard all the excuses for fare evasion, but I'm still the first time I'm pretending to be Du Fu, what do you think your old man thinks?" ”

I was thinking about how to explain to this fat girl, and Du Fu was angry when she heard her say this: "What do you call me pretending to be Du Fu, I am original." ”

The fat girl pointed to the portrait of Du Fu at the gate and said, "Okay, since you are Du Fu, then tell me, who is this person?" ”

The portrait of Du Fu on the stigma is like a big eye ET in it, and the eye bags are so deep that they can be used as water bags, which is not the same thing as the main person in front of him, Du Fu himself can't recognize it: "Who is he?" ”

The fat girl said word by word: "This is Du Fu." ”

Du Fu couldn't help but be a little messy when he heard her: "He is Du Fu, so who am I?" ”

"Only you know who you are." Seeing that the old man was so stubborn and unknown, it is estimated that the fat girl also felt that she was a little lacking in heart after talking to him for so long, and she was not stupid after reacting, I saw him stretch his arm forward, and finally used his killer move:

"Gotcha! You say that you are Du Fu is Du Fu, please show me your ID card, the real print on the head is the word Du Fu, I paid you this ticket today. (To be continued.) )