Li Bei shook his head, "It's just that you haven't reacted yet, the situation in other classes is not much different from ours, and when the time comes, everyone will figure out this reason, and when the time comes, everyone will paddle together collectively, will the teacher on one side still give you good fruits to eat?" ”

"So what should I do?" Hu Jie looked at Li Bei expectantly at this time.

"How do I know, there is a saying, it is better to ask for others than for yourself, you can ask for more blessings for yourself, haha!"

"Damn! You're a little bit bad, too! You're not chosen, it's up to you to do that! ”

"Don't worry about me, figure it out yourself, I don't have any good ideas anyway, you can tell me if you think of something reliable."

"I'm stupid!"

……

When a group of people returned to the lakeside dormitory, they had just passed the downstairs of the dormitory, and a fat mouse passed by happily in front of everyone, passed through the gap between Chen Yaoguang's legs a few times, and ran to the sewer next to the dormitory building at once, and several people shook their heads and smiled bitterly.

In other words, Li Bei's group of students who live in the lake are okay in other aspects, they are close to the lake and water, have independent toilets, and the nearby canteen is still the best among the more than ten canteens in the school. One thing that is a little unbearable is the horrific number of mosquitoes and rats in the summer near the lake.

However, the origin of mosquitoes and rats in Jiangda has its historical allusions, which is a long story, and it was more than a hundred years ago. The rats of Jiang University grew up with the old campus of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences. When Jiangcheng University was first established, the ground selected for the site was overgrown with grass, swamps, mosquitoes and insects, and there was no road, so I had to row from East Lake. At that time, there were only wild rats in the field, all of them were hungry and bone-ty, not much bigger than cockroaches, and their faces were gloomy.

Since the people of Jiangcheng University prospered, there were more houses, more things, more food for the mice, and the living space expanded, and the rats of Jiangcheng University ushered in a historic opportunity for development. By 2005, after hundreds of generations of passing on the torch, the rats of Jiangda have developed everywhere and everywhere, becoming a major landscape of Jiangda, with a more oily and slippery appearance, a big belly and round hips, and some are stronger than cats.

If you are walking on the road and you see a mouse crossing the road, it is you who is surprised and not it, the rat of Jiangda is less afraid of people than the pigeons in the square.

Although the students who have been coming to school for more than a month these days have almost adapted to it, some unexpected things still happen from time to time. For example, one night, when a student was sleeping, he always felt a little tightness in his chest, and when he woke up, he opened his eyes and saw a fat mouse squatting on his chest. They looked at each other for a good three seconds, and both of them shouted at the same time, and jumped out of bed one after the other. The next day, the classmate was listless and looked dull.

For this reason, the old man who stared at the rat with big eyes and a little bit also rewrote a poem to commemorate that unforgettable lakeside night. The words said: "When I first came here to see cockroaches, the night was not young, and the rats stole food." Thousands of miles of flying mosquitoes, there is nowhere to talk about desolation. Even if you don't know the poisonous insects, spray radar and light mosquito coils. In the middle of the night, I lay on the couch without dreams, looked at my classmates, and sighed on the bed. There are no words for each other, only a thousand tears. It is expected that the intestines in the past years will be broken, and the lakeside night will be in Wuchang. ”

………

In the evening, a few people from the 413th dormitory talked about it.

"I said the third child, you can also find a way to do this sports meeting, I still can't think about it for an afternoon, and now we are all grasshoppers on a line, what do you say we are going to do? I can't just stare and go out to be embarrassed, I don't care if I lose my face, and it's a big deal to lose our 413's face. Hu Jie chattered.

Before Li Bei could reply, Li Jiang expressed his opinion: "I said that the second child, you kid don't know how much happiness you are in the blessing, how many strong players do you think our school can have?" Most of them are nerds like the fourth.,You've been selected to work hard this time.,Train more these days.,When the time comes, maybe you will be able to get a good ranking in the sports meeting.,Aren't you the girl who has a crush on the work management class?,I heard that the girl often exercises in the gym.,This shows that she is a girl who likes sports.,Maybe this time she was selected by their class.,This time if you behave well, do you say that there will be fewer opportunities for contact in the future? The boss looked like he was earnestly teaching, and the fourth Chen Yaoguang was innocently lying on the side.

Hu Jie is not a stupid person, and when he thought about it, he relaxed. "It's still the boss who comforts people! Unlike the third slut, he is not afraid of schadenfreude on the side. ”

Li Bei said with interest on the side: "Boss, how do you know that the second child has a crush on someone else?" How could I not know! ”

Chen Yaoguang put down the book in his hand at this time and turned his head sideways.

"Didn't you notice, these days the second child often takes his mirror in bed alone, I didn't know what was going on at first, and I thought he was stinky and narcissistic. Who knew that this kid once pulled me to the work management class and asked me to accompany him to audit, saying that he was a little scared to go alone, and wanted to find someone to accompany him. How do you know that after I went with him, this kid didn't listen to class, and kept staring at a girl in the industrial management class with his eyes, a whole class, and I was embarrassed to look at the little girl, and I was embarrassed to sit next to me. ”

Only then did Li Bei and Chen Yaoguang know the reason. "The second brother is also starting to think about spring, anyway, the boss and the two of you have to start acting quickly, generally senior sisters don't like to deal with younger juniors than them, and there are not many resources left for us, just this bit of meat has to be grabbed with the wolves of the last few sessions, and if you don't start, you won't have a chance!" Li Bei was bewitching on the side. In fact, he himself has some thoughts about getting rid of singles now, but they are not very strong. He hasn't met the kind of girl who can make him feel excited when he sees it, so he has never taken the initiative to pursue anyone. The two girls Xie Wenxi and Xu Peishan were the closest girls to him, but one was not in the same school, and although the other was in the same school, Li Bei never took the initiative to contact his family, so it is no wonder that he has been single.

Li Jiang and Chen Yaoguang also moved at this time, thinking that Hu Jie had begun to start, how could he hurry up, Chen Yaoguang, who had not spoken much, was also a little excited: "Okay! I still have to start early, but I'm a little inexperienced, and I'll have to rely on the big brothers to give me a reference when the time comes. Even Chen Yaoguang, who has always been an otaku and a nerd, was instigated like this by Li Bei's few words, you can imagine how much love this child has lacked since he was a child, and now he can't wait to find a woman.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Several others replied. God knows what a bachelor will end up with when he asks three other bachelors about the idea of a pickle girl.

A few people planned together in the dormitory how to make a girl, and talked about it with great interest until late at night.