It is a superficial act to only know how to look at the beauty and ugliness of appearance! And a person with such connotation as Lao Tzu definitely doesn't need to please anyone by his appearance!

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Listening to Yue Xi outside the Tao Palace, walking up and down the steps with his waist crossed and a donkey pulling a grind, making remarks in a high voice and a low voice.

She had been stimulated since she saw her face in the water, and she had been chattering like this for most of the hour.

At the beginning, the women in the palace listened to her high arguments with great interest. It's just that she talked back and forth, and in the end she didn't say anything new, early in the morning, the yard was very cold, and no one wanted to go crazy with her, so they each found a way to go back to their own yard, what should they do.

Although the audience was reduced, it did not discourage Yue Xi's interest in analyzing the 'importance of appearance and connotation'.

She stubbornly continued to talk about the topic of the morning: What is the most important thing as a woman? What makes me beautiful?

She has big breasts, big buttocks, and can give birth to children, even if she doesn't have a handsome face, she can be considered a good woman...... Aunt Wang, who was sitting on the threshold, yawned with both hands in her sleeves and said casually.

Yue Xi choked and was speechless for the time being.

She stared at the sleepy woman menacingly, feeling that the other party was simply deliberately working against herself!

Big boobs, big butt?

According to this theory, isn't Yue Xi, who has no breasts and no buttocks, is so thin that she can't even be considered a woman?

You don't have to worry about it. Yang Jingshu washed up, cleaned up the house, swept the courtyard outside, and came back to see Yue Xi still talking endlessly, and then looked at her face, Yang Jingshu was shocked, and hurriedly stood in front of Aunt Wang, and said with a smile: Auntie's words are good words, which means that it is not necessarily useful to have a good face, and a woman's duty is not to give birth to children and live.

Yue Xi opened his mouth, but he still had nothing to say.

She now sticks this dignity on the door to ward off evil spirits, sticks to the bedside for contraception, which man will have a monkey with her when he is blind. Coupled with the identity of the queen mother of the dead ghost herself, she wants to prove that she can give birth to and raise a good woman, and the road will not work.

Yue Xi was a little deflated, and he didn't speak.

Master, are you thirsty? Xilai, who had changed into a half-new cotton robe, held a cup of steaming white water in her little hand, and cowered and didn't dare to approach her.

Speaking of now, Yue Xi felt that he had finished the words of the first half of his life, and it was when his mouth was dry that he felt that he had become a chatter.

Stretched out her hand to take the cup with the gap in the little girl's hand and took a sip, which was neither cold nor hot. She couldn't help but turn her head to look over the dining room, and saw Jin Niang standing in the door, looking at herself with a smile.

Sensing the kindness in the other party's eyes, Yue Xi's unhappiness in his heart dissipated a lot. I feel that it is still necessary to summarize my own speech, so that it can start and finish.

A woman with something in her belly is the most beautiful. She said to Xilai with a pleasant face: The so-called, there is poetry and books in the belly, which is a very high realm......

But master, I don't have anything in my stomach now, I'm hungry! Xilai flattened his mouth, touched his shriveled stomach and whispered.

It turned out that this little thing brought himself a cup of hot water just at the instigation of others, reminding himself that today's meal has not yet settled......

After drinking the remaining warm water in the cup in one go, Yue Xi stuffed the empty cup back into the little girl's hand and stepped into the Tingtao Palace.

He picked up the red wrap that was on the head of the bed and put it on again.

At this time, she only felt infinitely sad, and what was the inner beauty of an old novel outside, it was simply playing the piano to the cow!

Master, this thing is unlucky...... Yun Hua, who followed up, was also a little scared when he saw her calm face, and stood at the door and said.

Yue Xi walked past her silently, too lazy to speak.

Now that she looks like a sick ghost, she is so ugly that she doesn't want to look at it twice, and if she wears Jiang Lan's cotton robe, which is obviously much shorter, it will only be ugly and ugly.

Although the wrapping dress was depressing, the length was appropriate, and she had to go out first for the time being.

Call all of us here. Standing at the door of the main hall, Yue Xi said to Yang Jingshu, who was standing at the foot of the steps.

Well! Yang Jingshu's answer was neat, and even her voice sounded crisp.

Hearing Yue Xi call the group of people called Huazi 'our people', Yang Jingshu was really happy! I trotted to the front yard, and after a moment of hard work, I led the people back again: the people in charge are here, if you have something to say, you can say it!

What's going on with your legs? Seeing that Chu Yingzhi was walking at the end of the crowd, and he was still dragging mud and water, Yue Xi opened his mouth and asked.

It's an old problem, and it's a mistake when it's cold, and it's not a big deal. Chu Yingzhi thumped his leg with his hand, and pretended to reply easily.

How many of you...... Yue Xi raised his hand and pointed at the heads of a few flowers at will, and then walked outside the courtyard gate: Let's go down the mountain and get some food and come back.

The ...... of the house Seeing that there were all the women left in the palace, Chu Yingzhi hurriedly dragged his legs and followed: I'll go too, I can always take the handle.

Your legs can't go up and down the mountain, so stay in the palace and wait. Don't make trouble for Lao Tzu. Yue Xi walked very quickly, but when she got down the steps, she turned around and walked back, kicking the washbasin placed at the door to the bottom of the steps!

The water was sprinkled, the wooden basin jumped twice and fell to the ground, Yue Xi snorted lightly from his nose, and walked straight out with a few beggars.

What kind of evil fire is she sending?! Jiang Lan, who came out of the backyard, pouted and muttered: If you kick this wooden basin again, won't you even have a guy who washes his face......

Concubine! Lest Yue Xi hear these words and come back, Yun Hua was so anxious that he said to Jiang Lan: You speak quietly, slave beg!

And Xia Ran stared at the back of the master's bamboo pole and looked stupid: Is this looking for food or grabbing food? How do you feel that the master's posture is like a robber coming down the mountain...

After entering the courtyard twice, and then walking through a platform, you will see the bluestone steps that you can't see from top to bottom. The morning mist is ethereal against the ground, and walking on it is the feeling of soaring clouds and fog.

Yue Xi stood on a high place with his hands in his hands, his eyes looked down, and a thought suddenly came to his heart: If I close my eyes and go down like this, I will have to be reincarnated again......

Moon night.

Yue Xi, who was standing on the steps in a daze, turned around and saw a bunch of women blocking the gate of the courtyard, and Jiang Lan led Xilai to stand at the front. Somewhat uneasy, he asked: ...... Will be back, right?

It turned out that the queen mother, who was worried about coming back from the dead, ran away alone and ignored them.

Yue Xi immediately laughed into a flower, and it was still the most ugly kind: Lan Lan, I know you can't bear me. Why don't you come down the mountain with me?" Let's elope together, and then stay and fly together, how free and happy it is!

After finishing speaking, Yue Xi raised his hand and touched his chin and raised his eyebrows in contemplation and said: There is really nothing to sell in the palace, and among women, you are as beautiful as a flower, with bumps and bumps...... Why don't you sell you after the double stay...... Eighty percent of the silver sold is enough for us to eat for a year and a half!! Everyone was dumbfounded, looking at Yue Xi and then at Jiang Lan.

Bah! You're going to die outside! Why didn't you nail the coffin to a stronger point in the first place, and dig you out to harm people! Listen, what kind of fart she's doing! Jiang Lan blushed and scolded thickly.

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