Chapter 232: Toilet God
Wang Zhitong and Feng Zhangliang sat next to each other, glanced at each other, and then focused their eyes on Ding Song's face, and neither of them spoke.
After a long while, Ding Song opened his eyes and said to Wang Zhitong: "Things are not in a hurry, your feng shui foundation is good, Master Yuanye is a capable person, I look at the feng shui here, it will not be a problem to last another year or two." Let's talk about it in two years. ”
Two years later?
Wang Zhitong and Feng Zhangliang glanced at each other, not knowing what Ding Song meant.
Feng Zhangliang knows the details, if there is no Liang Hongtao in the Chen family, it is the Wang family that has caused a plague, and Ding Song will not care about it.
However, since Ding Song said that the feng shui here can last for a year or two, and he has not sealed the matter of whether to do feng shui after two years, he is already very satisfied with the two of them.
Wang Zhitong and Feng Zhangliang exchanged glances, and then Wang Zhitong waved his hand and said to the two: "Master Ding said that the Wang Group has been fine in the past two years, so it must be fine." Master Ding has worked hard to make a trip, no one is allowed to leave today, Xingguo Hotel, I have a treat! ”
Ding Song pushed back, and when he saw that the other party was really gracious, he went with him.
At about nine o'clock in the evening, Ding Song returned to his hotel.
Originally, Wang Zhitong arranged a residence for Ding Song, but Ding Song didn't accept him, saving Wang Zhitong from having another banquet tomorrow, after a long time, the relationship is close, so it is not good to refuse to do feng shui for the other party.
Returned to the residence, closed the door, and placed the jade bottle containing Liang Hongtao's heavenly soul in front of him, Ding Song began to meditate cross-legged.
Now that he has entered the fourth layer of Qi Gathering, his cultivation is far from being comparable to the beginning, and in less than thirty breaths, he has entered a state of concentration.
It was pitch black all around, and there was not a single light of light, like the darkness before dawn.
Quietly, without a single sound.
Suddenly, there was a and old-fashioned laugh in his ears.
Ding Song was too familiar with this voice. Not an old turtle or who?
The light flashed, and the figure of the old turtle appeared in front of Ding Song's eyes.
This time, the old turtle came out with the image of a very powerful warrior, how did Ding Song look at him, how did he feel like the turtle prime minister in the Dragon Palace.
"Master. Why did you come, I've been waiting for you for a long time. Ding Song looked at the old turtle and felt more and more kind.
"Boy, it's not that Master doesn't want to come down to see you, this Heavenly Jade Emperor is not a thing. Three thousand years have passed, and he is still thinking about the original thing, and now let me lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers, you say that I am the material to lead the troops! In fact, I know the Jade Emperor's heart, but he just doesn't want me to be idle and go to the Queen Mother. The old turtle shook his head and complained.
"You won't be the Queen Mother, what does it have to do with me?" Ding Song asked puzzled.
The old turtle said angrily: "You stupid boy, I don't even have time to go to the Queen Mother's place, how can I have time to come down to earth?" Leading soldiers is the control of the barracks, and I am taking 100,000 heavenly soldiers. It also has to be managed by King Tota, this kid has three sons, especially the second son, who is a thief with eyebrows and rat eyes, and he doesn't have a good eye at first glance, so he will give me a small report, and as soon as I leave the barracks, the Jade Emperor will know. ”
Ding Song looked at the old turtle, how to look at it and feel that this turtle master was a thief, but Ding Song could only think in his heart. But he didn't dare to say it.
"Master, don't you know how to calculate, don't you know when they won't notice you, then it's done?" Ding Song said unconcernedly.
"You know what. Li Jing has three sons there, and there are four heavenly kings under him, and he said that he wanted me to be a general, but in fact, he trapped me, and I was really not free in this world. ”
"Then you come down, don't do it for my business. Let you be punished. Ding Song said with a smile.
"Your matter is a business matter, Liang Hongtao is a star in the sky, although he is a small star that does not enter the stream, but it is also under the control of the sky. Originally, this matter belonged to Zhanzi Jiangguan under my command, but as soon as I saw that this matter was related to you, I took the matter down, and by the way, I chatted with you, and the official affairs were done, and the private affairs were also done, hehe, even if he wanted to trouble me, it was useless. The old turtle shook his head and said happily, as if he had taken advantage of it.
"Zhanzijiang?" Ding Song suddenly remembered that a few days ago in Qinglong Mountain, Ding Song asked God to invite Zhanzijiang down, if it wasn't for Ding Song using the name of the old turtle, maybe Zhanzijiang would have to go up to his body, and he would have been happy for a while.
"Do you know Zhan Zijiang?" The old turtle asked.
"I've seen it once." Ding Song told him about the last time he asked him to break the formation, and he was almost beaten up in the end.
"This kid, dare to bully my apprentice, see how I clean him up when I go back." The old turtle said viciously.
Ding Song smiled and said, "How are you going to clean him up?" ”
The old turtle stared at his little eyes and said mysteriously: "You don't know, this Zhanzijiang doesn't study well, and he has a leg with a woman surnamed Xue in the world, and he often comes down to do private affairs under the banner of the public." I have to trap him, if he doesn't listen to me, I won't let him come down to meet the surnamed Xue! Kill him in a hurry! ”
When Ding Song heard this, he rolled his eyes angrily.
The heart said that what happened to the gods in the sky? Are you all getting better?
Thinking about it again, it is not clean from the Jade Emperor, and he thinks about Chang'e every day, and the people under him must be up and down, and they are all thinking crookedly.
Thinking of this, Ding Song didn't feel strange.
"Boy, don't look at this Zhanzi Jiang's usual dog-like appearance, if you really want him not to see the woman surnamed Xue for a few days, it's worse than asking for his life. This time, I robbed him of his task in order to see you, and this kid almost made me anxious! If I weren't older than him, I really wouldn't be able to suppress him! When the old turtle thought of this, a look of annoyance appeared on his face.
"The characters who can make the gods and generals fascinated must not be ordinary people."
"Of course, I heard that it was a young disciple in the feng shui world, from the Huangzi Sect." The old turtle said casually.
A female disciple surnamed Xue of the Yellow Character Gate? As soon as Ding Song heard this, he thought about it for a while, and among the disciples of the Huangzimen he knew, there was really no such person.
"Don't talk about it, it's important to do business, what about Liang Hongtao's heavenly soul?" The old turtle squinted his eyes and said.
Ding Song raised his hand and handed over the jade bottle.
The old turtle took the jade bottle, looked up and down a few times, and then raised his hand to open the cap of the jade bottle, and a stream of green gas came out of it.
After a short period of effort, the green qi turned into Liang Hongtao's figure, but it was somewhat transparent and not like the appearance of a physical entity.
"Is that you? Ding Song! You destroy my body, divide my soul, and I am inseparable from you! As soon as Liang Hongtao's heavenly soul saw Ding Song, he actually pounced on Ding Song again.
Ding Song was about to make a move, but was preempted by the old turtle.
I saw that as soon as the old turtle's paws were raised, a bright light appeared at the tip of the nail, and then, a bright circle of light appeared around Liang Hongtao's heavenly soul, directly covering Liang Hongtao's heavenly soul.
Liang Hongtao's Heavenly Soul was about to attack Ding Song's move, but it hit directly above the aperture, as if it had hit a wall of fine steel, and it was directly blocked, and it couldn't break through at all.
"Who are you?" Although Liang Hongtao was violent, when he encountered such a powerful opponent, he had no power to resist at all, so he could only frown and ask.
"Who am I? I'm your turtle grandfather! The old turtle said angrily.
"I don't have a grandfather like you." Liang Hongtao didn't know where the old turtle came from, but he didn't dare to scold him.
"I heard you used the Zombie and Blood Fusion Technique?" The old turtle asked in a deep voice.
When Liang Hongtao heard this kind of questioning, he knew that it was not good, so he didn't say yes or no, so he closed his mouth and didn't speak.
"It's the same whether you say it or not, if you shut up, your turtle grandfather can't take care of you." As the old turtle spoke, his hand was raised and pressed directly on the top of Liang Hongtao's head, and then, Ding Song saw a faint blue light coming from the old turtle's hand, which directly covered Liang Hongtao's heavenly soul.
"Shhh The old turtle's brows furrowed, and a surprised expression appeared.
"Master, what's wrong, are you okay?" Ding Song knew that this Liang Hongtao had some skills, so don't hurt the master at this time.
"What can I do," the old turtle took his hand from Liang Hongtao's hand, and then said to Ding Song: "No wonder this kid has some skills that others don't have, it turns out that Liu An's Wang Cai has secretly come down, Ding Song, you have a lot of trouble now." ”
Ding Song was confused, didn't know what the old turtle said, and looked at the old turtle with puzzled eyes.
"Liu An, have you heard of this name? There is an idiom called a person who attains the Tao, a fairy and a chicken dog? The old turtle asked.
Ding Song himself is a student of history, and he naturally sees more of these wild histories than others, knowing that Liu An is a native of the Han Dynasty, more than a thousand years ago, he cultivated and became an immortal, and there was a little elixir particles left, which were eaten by the chickens and dogs at home, and these chickens and dogs also became immortals.
For a long time, Ding Song thought that this was a rumor, but he didn't expect it to be true.
"But that was a thousand years ago, you didn't ...... three thousand years ago," Ding Song asked suspiciously.
"What do you know? Without a foundation, how can it be so easy to cultivate into an immortal? This Liu An, before the Han Dynasty, was a god, but he was the smallest and smallest god among the gods, that is, the toilet god, and this Liang Hongtao, they worked in the sky, two shifts, that is, clean and hygienic. Liu An has few eyes and talks a lot, and Liang Hongtao has a lot of eyes and few words.
More than a thousand years ago, when Liu An and Liang Hongtao changed shifts, they said two bad words about the Jade Emperor, and it happened that the Jade Emperor's brother-in-law was squatting in the toilet that day, and when he heard this, he demoted Liu An to the lower realm and punished him for fifty-seven years before letting him go back. If it weren't for that, how could he, Liu An, succeed in cultivation so easily? ”
"Oh, I see, the immortals also have to go to the toilet?" For the first time, Ding Song heard that the gods in the sky were still divided into levels, and they had to go to the toilet, which was really an eye-opener.
"What's wrong with the immortals? The immortals still go to the toilet! There are peaches in the sky, Ganoderma lucidum, and all kinds of deliciousness, as long as there is food, how can there be no reason not to go to the toilet? The old turtle said confidently.
"Then this Liang Hongtao is the toilet god in the lower realm?" Ding Song asked. (To be continued.) )