Chapter 31 Slippery Head
Shen Lang squinted his eyes and said word by word: "I said, don't give me these means, I won't eat this." ”
"I think you're in arrears." The small-eyed male policeman raised his hand and was about to hit Shen Lang.
"Sun Ye, what are you doing?" Sitting on the table, the beautiful policeman surnamed Yu stopped the small-eyed policeman named Sun Ye.
Sun Ye, the small-eyed policeman who was about to beat Shen Lang violently just now, actually disappeared immediately when he heard the suitability of the policeman surnamed Yu, with a flattering smile on his face, "Weiwei, this kid is not honest, I'll teach him a lesson." ”
"Don't call me Weiwei, please call me my full name Yu Weiwei." The policeman surnamed Yu said coldly to the policeman named Sun Ye.
Sun Ye nodded again and again: "Good, good, good." Yu Weiwei, this kid is not honest, he just owes it to clean up. ”
"We have a clear discipline against beating prisoners, you are knowingly committing a crime."
"This ...... Yu Weiwei, you are too rigid, now you don't know these criminals, if you don't give them some color, they won't speak. Sun Ye said as he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to continue to move towards Shen Lang. Yu Weiwei, you leave it to me, and I promise to let him speak honestly in ten minutes. ”
"Alright, you get out." Yu Weiwei stood up and pointed to the door, and said in a fierce voice.
"Doom...... Yu Weiwei...... You ......"
Yu Weiwei walked over directly, grabbed Sun Ye's clothes and pulled them out, "He's my prisoner, I don't need you to care about the interrogation, now please leave the interrogation room." ”
Sun Ye was dragged out of the interrogation room by Yu Weiwei, and when the door was closed, he was unwilling to say: "Yu Weiwei, this prisoner is not a good thing at first glance, if I don't help you interrogate, he will definitely not confess......"
"Bang~~" Yu Weiwei ignored him and closed the iron door directly. Then he sat back in his chair, stared at Shen Lang, and warned: "You'd better be honest, there are no difficult prisoners with me." I thought that my warning would make Shen Lang honest, but I didn't expect Shen Lang to care at all.
Shaking his head, he said, "Officer Yu Weiwei, I want to remind you that I am not a prisoner, so please don't call me by the title of prisoner, otherwise I have the right to prosecute you." ”
Yu Weiwei glanced at Shen Lang, "I don't have time to quarrel with you, now start again, ask you what you answer, if there is no business with you, then I will let you go, otherwise you will be temporarily detained here." ”
Saying that, Yu Weiwei began to ask, "Name?" ”
"Shen Lang!"
"Age?"
"Thirty-two!"
"Gender?" When she said this, without waiting for Shen Lang to answer, Yu Weiwei directly skipped asking the next question, obviously not wanting to quarrel with Shen Lang on this issue, "Where do you live?" ”
"China." Shen Lang blurted out.
Yu Weiwei finally couldn't help it, slammed the pen in her hand on the table, pointed at Shen Lang and scolded: "Give you a shameless face, do you think that your aunt is a woman and is easy to bully?" "Normal people are furious when they see the police, and they usually remain silent or say a few nice words.
But after Shen Lang heard this, he nodded vigorously: "Yes, I think you are a woman who is easy to bully." ”
"Ah......" Yu Weiwei felt that her lungs were about to explode, she had encountered a lot of criminals, and there were all kinds of strange shapes, but Shen Lang was the first one who blatantly bullied the police. Yu Weiwei rushed up with an arrow step, clenching her fist and punching Shen Lang.
"I'll ......" Shen Lang didn't expect this woman to be so violent, she said she would hit her, and her head dodged Yu Weiwei's fist.
But Yu Weiwei obviously didn't want to let go of Shen Lang, so she raised her knees and headed towards Shen Lang.
Shen Lang couldn't sit still in the chair, muttering: "It's really the most poisonous woman's heart......" and then took a wrong step, and once again lightly dodged Yu Weiwei's attack.
"You...... You come over for me......" Yu Weiwei didn't hit Shen Lang twice in a row, and she was even more angry.
Shen Lang jumped behind the table in the interrogation room and replied to Yu Weiwei with a smile: "You treat me as stupid, what should I do if I was beaten by you in the past?" Besides, isn't there any law for you police to beat people? You said earlier that you have a definite chance that you are not allowed to beat mortals. I think you're knowingly committing it now. ”
"Auntie, I just knowingly committed it, what should you do." Yu Weiwei pinched her waist with both hands, like a shrew, and chased after Shen Lang.
Shen Lang didn't want to stand still and be beaten by this violent woman, so he started running around the table.
Shen Lang ran, Yu Weiwei chased, and kept scolding Shen Lang to stop, but Shen Lang stopped from time to time to make a grimace, angry Yu Weiwei.
"Don't let me catch ......" Yu Weiwei was about to go crazy, she couldn't catch up with such a bastard in the ninth section of taekwondo, it was really annoying, the key was that this bastard couldn't make faces at every turn. Thinking that he was a fighting champion every year when he was in the police academy, and now he can't even win a little bastard, Yu Weiwei is unwilling and continues to chase Shen Lang.
Yu Weiwei ran after Shen Lang, and jumped up and down around the table without running far. The two of them chased each other like this, for twenty minutes, Yu Weiwei's legs trembled, and her head was dizzy from Shen Lang's turning, she really couldn't chase it, but she didn't even touch the corner of Shen Lang's clothes for so long a day.
Shen Lang is full of anger This beautiful policeman, fully implements the guerrilla tactics of "the enemy advances and I retreat, and the enemy is stationed and I disturb", Yu Weiwei was tired and couldn't chase anymore, Shen Lang simply sat on the table, stretched his head to the distance of half a meter in front of Yu Weiwei, and said with a smile: "Officer Yu Weiwei, I advise you not to chase, aren't you tired?" ”
Yu Weiwei looked at Shen Lang who was close at hand, according to normal speaking, she could catch it lightly, but she knew very well that this kid was more slippery than a loach, don't look at the distance of half a meter, he ran away as soon as he moved, but he couldn't catch him across a table.
Shen Lang saw that Yu Weiwei didn't speak, and continued to tease, "You see that you are tired, you are panting profusely, and your legs are trembling, right?" I'll tell you, if you're chasing me, not only will your legs tremble, but your breasts will sag...... But I see that your boobs don't seem to be big, at most they are xiaolongbao, and they are not ripe yet, so they shouldn't be. Shen Lang said matter-of-factly.
"Ah......" Yu Weiwei has never seen such a shameless one, and the last sentence completely made Yu Weiwei beat up.
He pulled out the gun from his waist and pointed it directly at Shen Lang: "Squat down on the spot for Aunt Ben and raise your hands above your head, otherwise I will shoot." ”
Shen Lang was stunned, then nodded, pretending to raise his hands above his head, at this moment, Shen Lang's arm quickly reached for Yu Weiwei's pistol, pinched the pistol twice with one hand, and then threw it on the table.
"Whoa~~" A pile of parts appeared on the table.
Yu Weiwei looked at the gun in her hand dumbfounded, only the butt of the gun was left, and everything else was gone, looking at the table, bullets, gun chambers, triggers and even two springs were shaking.
Swallowing hard, Yu Weiwei looked at Shen Lang, she was a little incredulous, just now Shen Lang from reaching out to retracting his hand, it took less than a second in total, and he completely unloaded his pistol and threw it on the table within a second, is this what a person can do?
Although I can easily disassemble the gun myself, I can't do it like this.
Yu Weiwei looked at Shen Lang, "What do you do?" ”
Shen Lang didn't answer Yu Weiwei's words, sat cross-legged on the table, pointed to the pile of pistol parts on the table with a big grin, and said slowly: "The five-fourth pistol, the power is not bad." However, the gun is not suitable for women, and it is simply an insult to the gun to shout and shoot without even opening the insurance like you just did. ”
"You owe ...... fight" Yu Weiwei's sense of surprise at Shen Lang was knocked out of smoke by these words, and she punched Shen Lang.
This time, Shen Lang didn't dodge directly, his palm met Yu Weiwei's fist and grabbed his wrist at once, and then pulled it in front of him with Yu Weiwei's strength.
Yu Weiwei didn't expect Shen Lang to come to this hand, and she was pulled by her arm like this, and her center of gravity suddenly became unstable, and she suddenly fell into Shen Lang's arms.
Shen Lang twisted Yu Weiwei's arm behind him, and pinned his other hand at the same time, so that Yu Weiwei's hands were pinned directly behind her and she couldn't move.
"Let go of me......" Yu Weiwei wanted to struggle up, but as soon as she got up, Shen Lang lifted her back arm, and the severe pain and anti-joints made Yu Weiwei lie in Shen Lang's arms.
Yu Weiwei threw herself into her arms, a faint fragrance wafted in, in order to make people comfortable, I think it is a perfume that Yu Weiwei usually wears, but the perfume is very light, if it is not for her nose to be better than ordinary people, she can't smell it. "It's so secret to make a perfume, why are you bothering?"
"You...... You let me go, or I'll sue you for assaulting the police. Yu Weiwei found that it was useless to struggle and began to threaten Shen Lang with words.
Shen Lang didn't eat this, and lifted the arm behind Yu Weiwei's back up, Yu Weiwei was in pain, so she could only lie down in Shen Lang's arms, but her mouth was unforgiving: "You bastard, I will definitely let you walk around without eating." ”
"Okay, I'm a foodie, and I do have a habit of packing." Shen Lang said indifferently, suddenly Shen Lang felt that there were two soft things in his arms against his chest, and after a little stunned, Shen Lang understood what these two soft and comfortable things were. After understanding, Shen Lang's second brother immediately became dishonest, and directly exposed the uprising, propping up a tent on his lower abdomen.
Yu Weiwei was almost completely attached to Shen Lang's body, because Shen Lang raised her arm, and it would hurt if she didn't cling to it. And now Yu Weiwei's little belly is touching Shen Lang's lower belly.