Chapter 11: The Dish Immortal (II)
Volume 1 Temporaries of the Underworld
Chapter 11: The Disc Immortal (II)
Everyone also discovered the strangeness of Xiaoke's well-off girlfriend, Jiaojiao and Zhao Ya wisely hid behind Fan Jinyan, and the four-eyed little couple had already put the unhappiness just now behind them and hugged each other nervously.
"Kerr?" Xiaokang plucked up the courage to call his girlfriend's name.
Xiao Ke turned a deaf ear to the call of the well-off, and his eyes were staring at Fan Jinyan, who was wearing sunglasses.
"When is it, you still have kung fu to be handsome?" Jiaojiao showed a pink round face and said dissatisfied.
Fan Jinyan didn't have the time to take care of this fat girl, he was already speechless.
Attached to Xiao Ke's body is a female ghost with an upper body, with waist-length hair flowing yellow and red, and her originally charming face has become a little hideous and terrifying, with only one of her huge breasts standing tall as new, and the other godless hanging on her belly. Wearing a pair of thong underwear that is not wearing it tightly**, the white skin is blue and purple, and he must have received cruel abuse before his death.
Fan Jinyan couldn't help but think: If it weren't for the hideous expression, if it weren't for the drooping chest, Yanagishita Hui wouldn't be a gentleman anymore when he saw this scene. However, there are no ifs. As long as there are some bloody wounds on her body, she will be alive, a zombie who has just mutated.
"Am I good-looking?" The female ghost finally spoke, but her crisp voice sounded like ice, without a trace of emotion.
Xiaokang, who was still standing, was also frightened when he heard this voice, and sat on the ground in a daze, everyone heard that this was not Xiao Ke's voice. Originally, the crowd who was just a little nervous would all tremble and shrink into a ball.
Fat Jiaojiao no longer pretends to be a female man, just like Zhao Na, she clutched Fan Jinyan's clothes and kept trembling.
The nervousness in Fan Jinyan's heart was no less than that of the people behind him, even when the cheongsam female ghost appeared, he had never been so nervous as now. The cold sweat on his forehead kept pouring out, and he didn't dare to wipe it, for fear that the female ghost would pounce on him with a slight movement.
"You haven't told me yet! Am I beautiful? The female ghost said faintly.
As she spoke, the temperature in the room became colder and colder. It was a sweltering summer, but a few people in the room felt like they had fallen into an ice hole.
Fan Jinyan swallowed his saliva, and finally mustered up the courage to say, "You...... Who is it? ”
But his trembling legs betrayed him.
The female ghost looked at his trembling legs and smiled, "Of course I'm a disc fairy!" ”
Saucer Immortal! Everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when they heard this, but only Fan Jinyan and the two women behind him didn't believe this nonsense.
Especially Zhao Na and Jiaojiao, knowing that Fan Jinyan can see the soul, if it is really a disc immortal, he is still shaking a fart now!
"No kidding, who the hell are you?" Fan Jinyan shouted loudly despite being afraid. He wanted to use his voice to dispel the fear in his heart.
"Lao Fan, didn't he say that it was a Disc Immortal?" Four-eyed said blankly.
Fan Jinyan didn't turn his head, still staring at the female ghost and scolding: If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person. ”
Jiaojiao also interjected and said to the four eyes: "That's right! If she is a saucer immortal, will she use it to attach it to people? ”
Fan Jinyan's heart is bitter! My little ancestor, why are you so straightforward!
Sure enough, as Fan Jinyan thought, the female ghost grinned and said, "Hehe! The little girl is very smart! ”
After speaking, he said to everyone in the room: "I want you all to go down with me, quack!" ”
Taking advantage of this, Fan Jinyan quickly took out the Soul Eater Gun and a small bottle of black dog blood and said to the female ghost: "You'd better leave, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind." ”
The female ghost was startled when she saw Fan Jinyan take out the silver-white soul devouring gun, and then laughed again:
"Do you think that one broken gun can kill me? Want to kill me? Let's kill this girl first! Hahaha! ”
"Don't laugh, and I'm not afraid to laugh and have convulsions." Fan Jinyan shouted.
Burst! When the two women behind him heard this, they didn't hold back for a while, and actually laughed out loud.
The female ghost was obviously not lightly angered by the two girls, her originally vertical hair stood up like a steel wire, and her eyes and lips slowly turned blood red.
Fan Jinyan knew that this girl was going to run away, so he hurriedly opened the small glass bottle and poured the black dog's blood into the soul eater gun.
"Lao Fan, what are you doing? That's my girlfriend. Seeing Fan Jinyan raise his pistol, Xiaokang hurriedly stopped.
Fan Jinyan said helplessly: "This shot can't kill people." "As he spoke, he was going to push away the well-off.
But he forgot, as far as the well-off is concerned, the two Fan Jinyan can't push it away!
Xiaokang looked at the soul-devouring gun that was steaming with cold light, thinking that Fan Jinyan didn't care about Xiao Ke's life or death in order to survive. He gritted his teeth and said, "Don't try to lie to me." ”
Fan Jinyan's strength was not as strong as that of this bull, and his hand let go of the Soul Eater Gun in pain.
"Xiaokang, we are friends! How could I have beaten your girlfriend to death! After the gun was grabbed by Xiaokang, Fan Jinyan shouted while holding his finger that was about to be broken.
Xiaokang pointed a gun at Fan Jinyan and snorted: "In order to survive, do you still care about my friend?" ”
"Hey! You idiot, he's a Taoist priest who collects ghosts, how could he kill your girlfriend! Fat Jiaojiao looked at Fan Jinyan's painful expression and scolded Xiaokang.
"You're in the same league as him, of course talk to him." Xiaokang does not believe.
Fan Jinyan saw that the female ghost seemed to be happy to quarrel with them, and hurriedly dialed the phone number of the thorny dragon, now that the gun has been robbed, there is only a dead end if he doesn't ask for help.
"Come and save me from the abandoned school building." This time, Fan Jinyan didn't wait for the thorn dragon to scold, and said first.
The thorny dragon also felt that things must be very tricky, and he didn't say nonsense: "Hold on." He hung up.
After putting down the phone, Fan Jinyan said to the female ghost: "The ghost is coming soon, you'd better think about whether you can leave or not." ”
"Hahaha! Before he comes, I will eat you first. The female ghost laughed.
Fan Jinyan said as he changed and undressed until he stripped his upper body naked and revealed a blood-colored dragon head with grinning teeth on his chest.
"One for each of you, wear it on your body." Fan Jinyan handed the suit and shirt to Zhao Na and Jiaojiao, who were already flushed. Seeing that they were still reserved, he shouted, "Put it on!" ”
The two women who reacted hurriedly put on the outside. Jiaojiao, who has always been arrogant, bit her lip and said, "What should you do?" ”
Fan Jinyan smiled and didn't speak, took off his suit pants again, and the frightened women hurriedly closed their eyes.
"Put it on yourself." Throw the suit pants to the Four Eyes.
After throwing the phone to his four-eyed girlfriend, he said to Xiaokang: "I don't care if you believe me or not, this shot really can't kill people, protect yourself." ”
After speaking, he turned his head to the female ghost and said proudly: "Each of these has a magic weapon, I'll see who you can eat." ”
"Hey, hey! Oh, yes! I can't kill them, but I can kill you! What other magic weapon do you have, whether it's the pants or the penis inside? The female ghost smiled coquettishly.
Fan Jinyan smiled: "Little brother, don't expect it, I still have it." He said and pointed to the dragon path on his chest.
The female ghost laughed and rushed up to grab Fan Jinyan and dragged him back to the window, touched his neck with her slender nails and said, "You say, do I eat my heart first or my liver first?" ”
Fan Jinyan struggled twice, and when he saw that he couldn't break free, he gave up struggling and smiled: "You want to eat so much, why don't you eat." ”
When the female ghost heard this, she tightened Fan Jinyan's neck again, and the kid who was holding back rolled her eyes.
Jiaojiao pulled Zhao Na, who was about to step forward, and said softly: "There must be a way, otherwise he won't take off his clothes to us." ”
She didn't know that she had inadvertently pulled the distance between her and Fan Jinyan.
The female ghost smiled and stroked Fan Jinyan's crotch with her other hand and said, "I'm going to eat it first." ”
The frightened Fan Jinyan hurriedly said, "Sister...... Sister...... Cough! We...... Can it not ...... I can touch it in a different place. ”
Zhao Na and Jiaojiao saw the female ghost (Xiao Ke) touching Fan Jinyan's place in public, and they were both worried about his safety and ashamed to see such a beautiful scene.
"You don't want to touch my girlfriend's hand with him, okay?" Xiaokang blushed and pointed a gun at Xiao Kedao.
"Hey, hey! If you have the ability, you can shoot! Kill her, and I'll die. After the female ghost finished speaking, she used her tongue to lick Fan Jinyan's face.
Fan Jinyan closed his eyes and said, "Open ...... Guns! Ahem! ”
Xiaokang held the Soul Eater Gun in both hands, trembling constantly, although his heart was full of anger, he was still reluctant to shoot his girlfriend.
Fan Jinyan understood that this kid couldn't count on it, and when the female ghost ridiculed the well-off, he used his fingernails to cut the skin of the dragon's head tattoo. The originally blood-red dragon head was gently swiped by him, and a stream of blood flowed down his chest to the hand that was caressing the crotch of his pants.
Magnetism...... A sound like frying sounded, and black smoke rose from his fair skin.
Female ghost! After a scream, he let go of the hand that was holding Fan Jinyan. Fan Jinyan took the opportunity to roll away from the clutches of the female ghost, stood up and touched the strangled blue neck.
"Black dog blood?" The female ghost gritted her teeth and said as she touched the burned position.
After Fan Jinyan wiped the blood on the underwear that had been erected in the tent, he said with a smile: "I told you that I have a magic weapon, but you still don't believe it." ”
After the female ghost looked at the people who were covered with magic weapons all over the room, she finally turned her eyes to Fan Jinyan.
This time she didn't say any nonsense, she jumped directly to Fan Jinyan's side, grabbed his shoulders and threw them against the wall.
With a bang, Fan Jinyan was still on the wall and fell down, and he was displaced.
The female ghost didn't mean to let him go, and it was another jump, ready to open Fan Jinyan's intestines......
Bang...... Bang...... Bang...... After three small gunshots, the female ghost was caught off guard by the sudden attack, and she also fell to the ground, unable to get up for a while.
Just when everyone thought it was Xiaokang shooting, a ** voice came from the door: "Yo hey! Have a **party! ”
Fan Jinyan looked back and saw that it was the thorny dragon who arrived in time, so he smiled bitterly: "Don't BB, hurry up and get to work!" ”
When Xiaokang, who was already frightened, heard this, he suddenly raised his pistol and said to the thorn dragon: "If you dare to shoot, I will kill you." ”
The thorn dragon looked at the soul eater gun in his hand and said to Fan Jin: "You idiot! The guys who ate were robbed. ”
After speaking, he pushed away Xiaokang, who wanted to rush up, and fired a few shots at Xiao Ke's body.
The female ghost couldn't stand the beating, and as soon as she left her body and wanted to escape, she was thrown by the thorn dragon, and a blood-red flying knife was stuck in the wall. Suddenly a terrible scream passed, leaving only a gray-black stain on the wall.
As soon as the thorny dragon stretched out his hand, the flying knife that was originally stuck in the wall flew back into his hand, and he stuck the flying knife in his waist before saying to Fan Jinyan: "How are you going to thank me?" ”
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