Chapter 081, Talking about Buying and Selling with Snakes
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After all, it's a snake, what if the IQ is high, a chicken forgets everything!
"Damn mosquito, you said it yourself just now, this chicken is what you used to repay us, and you are not allowed to make conditions with us when the time comes!"
The white snake was very wary of Xiaotian, and reminded him restlessly when he ate!
"Don't worry, don't be like a thief, you see that the chicken head has been eaten by the black snake!"
When the white snake heard this, he was not angry: "Damn old black, didn't you say that it was good to divide it in half, how did you eat the chicken head, you can only eat half of the head!" ”
"The chicken head is not easy to distinguish, who let you patronize and talk!"
Since the black snake was born, it has never eaten such a delicious thing, and it can't wait to eat it alone!
A few minutes later, a whole chicken could not even see the bones, and the two heads of the two-headed snake looked at each other dryly, secretly hating that they ate too fast, such a chicken, it really couldn't satisfy their stomachs, and it was too delicious!
"Didn't you get enough? Do you want more! ”
Xiao Tian looked at them with a smile!
"You still have? Of course, take it! ”
The black snake's eyes flashed with a ghostly light, full of greed, and the snake letter was spitting outside!
At this time, a whole chicken flew into the cave, but it stayed above the two-headed snake, Xiao Tian said: "The chicken just now is to repay you, but this chicken has no reason to give it to you for nothing!" ”
"Hmph, I knew you weren't so kind, cunning mosquito, do you think we won't get it if you control the chicken in the sky!"
A snake's tail suddenly lengthened and swept away towards the whole chicken above.
The two-headed snake's methods, Xiao Tian has already seen it, how can he not be guarded, the snake's tail has not been extended, he has controlled the whole chicken and left the range of the two-headed snake!
The two-headed snake didn't succeed in its move, and wanted to come again, Xiaotian said loudly: "Stop me, I want to play a scoundrel, I'm messing around, I can fly the chicken to the bats outside to eat!" ”
"Don't, there's something to discuss!"
The two-headed snake retracted the snake's tail and gritted its teeth with hatred, it shouldn't have eaten the chicken without holding back before, but now that it tastes good, it can't stand the entanglement of its taste buds at all!
"What do you want, I tell you, except for the mysterious water, everything else is easy to discuss!"
Xiaotian said directly: "Okay, this is what you said, I want the remaining snake skin from before!" ”
"Snakeskin?!" The two-headed snake was surprised: "Are you sure!" ”
"Yes, I'll trade this chicken for your snake skin!"
The double-headed snake was determined: "Okay, deal!" ”
It kept the snake skin it took off, and it didn't have half a dime at all, it couldn't wipe off its face before, and it didn't want the damn mosquito to have the upper hand, so it only divided it into parts, and now it can exchange the remaining snake skin for chickens, and it feels like it's earned!
As long as it's not about mystical water, the principle of the two-headed snake can be discounted!
Xiao Tian achieved his goal, sneered in his heart, he wants to take away the snake skin, and he will not let go of the mysterious water, he is here for this matter today, and his mother's body depends on the mysterious water.
The two-headed snake and the mosquito reached a preliminary consensus, Xiaotian threw the chicken to the two-headed snake, this time the two-headed snake learned to be obedient, and actually began to chew and swallow slowly, looking extremely enjoyable.
It's a pity that a chicken still wants to be solved by the two-headed snake soon, who let it grow two heads out!
Perhaps this is also the main reason why they desperately want to separate, everything good must be divided in half together.
"Do you still have chickens?"
The two-headed snake was still unsatisfied, and its eyes involuntarily looked at the mouth of the hole, expecting to fly into one chicken again, and they swore that they could eat even twenty chickens, not to mention two chickens!
It's a pity that the two-headed snake was disappointed this time, the entrance of the cave was quiet, and Xiaotian laughed secretly, and then said: "The chickens are gone, so I will bring two!" ”
"What if you don't have enough to eat? You can keep eating bats! ”
"Bats?!"
The two-headed snake had eaten specially processed cooked chicken, and the taste was indescribable, and now he looked at the bat on the ground, and almost vomited the chicken he ate into it.
"Hey, it's over!"
The white snake sighed, he was afraid of comparison, he had eaten chicken, how would the bats eat in the future, so the two snake heads looked at the mosquitoes in the sky with hatred, what kind of heart did he have!
"The chicken is gone, but I still have pork head meat, which tastes better than the chicken, do you want to eat it!"
As soon as the three words "do you want to eat" fell, without waiting for the two-headed snake to react, a large piece of pig's head meat floated in at the entrance of the cave, and a fragrant aroma of meat also emanated.
"It smells so good!"
The two-headed snake smelled the smell of meat, and its saliva was about to flow out, staring obsessively at a large piece of pork in the sky!
It seems that there is hope for my mysterious water, Xiao Tian saw the reaction of the two-headed snake and had a little confidence in his heart, this pork is specially marinated, the fat meat is crispy, the meat is fresh and fragrant, the taste is pure and tender, even if it is a person, I like to eat it very much, not to mention the snake at the bottom of the well in front of me, which has eaten bats for hundreds of years.
Even if you feed them pig, they will find it delicious!
"Damn mosquitoes, put the meat down, I'm drooling!"
The black snake looked impatient, and his eyes didn't take off the pork for a moment! How can there be such fragrant meat, just smelling it makes you have an appetite!
"I want to give it to you too, but why!" Xiao Tian entered the main play, and the previous ones were just foreplay, attracting the two-headed snake to take the bait!
The two-headed snake said: "What do you mean, what other reasons do you need for this!" ”
"Why don't you need a reason, the first chicken is what I paid you for, and the second chicken was exchanged for snake skin, so now this piece of pig's head meat, what do you exchange for, there is no meat in the world that is eaten for nothing, right?"
"You kid was waiting for us here!" The white snake looked at the mosquitoes in the sky with a ghostly glow: "You're still fighting the idea of the mysterious water, right?" ”
"I don't really want much, it won't affect your evolution, and I promise that I will send you delicious food every once in a while, and you can basically say goodbye to the tragic fate of eating bats!"
Xiaotian is tempted to do so!
"Cunning mosquito, don't be delusional, if you want to fight the idea of mysterious water, it's impossible!"
The two-headed snake refused, and the cold aura spread all over its body!
"Okay, I'll take this piece of pork back and eat it slowly, you don't have this mouthful, this meat is too fragrant!"
Xiao Tian is about to send the pork out of the hole, but the speed of the controllable pork flying is like an old lady walking, extremely slow!
"What should I do with Lao Bai, if you don't eat this pork, I'll go crazy!"
The black snake's eyes turned red, and he kept staring at the flying pork and swallowing saliva!
The white snake didn't go there well, the meat in the mouth ran away, who could stand it, especially the meat in front of him, the meat smell was too tempting!
"Ten drops, I'll give you ten drops of mystical water in exchange!" The two-headed snake gritted its teeth and said that for such fragrant meat, it could only beg for it once!
Damn, can you still pick the door, Xiaotian scolded secretly, and ten drops were lost to it, without saying much, I saw a mineral water bottle fly into the entrance of the cave and fell in front of the two-headed snake.
"Just fill my bottle, and I'll promise to let you eat and drink spicy food in the future!"
"You damn mosquito, I'll eat you first!"
Seeing the empty mineral water bottle, the two-headed snake completely went berserk, and the snake's body jumped up like a spring, swallowing it towards the mosquitoes in the sky.
"What's the matter, buying and selling is not benevolent, and there are still discussions, don't worry!"
Xiaotian is depressed, this snake is too unparticular, he fights if he doesn't agree with him, and he doesn't understand the rules!
The two-headed snake doesn't care what the rules are, and I don't understand the reason why you sit on the ground and start the price, and I bargain on the spot, how much mysterious water should be carried away in this bottle of mineral water, and the mosquito is clearly the wolf's ambition!
Kill him and eat the same pork!
The cave was turned upside down, and the bats hanging upside down on the rock wall outside were all cowering and squeaking in fear!
PS: Actually, I also want to work harder, but you have also seen the results of this book, it is really impossible to have the motivation to write, signed a contract with LUO to run until now, and collected thousands of them, my heart hurts, this book is basically hopeless, recommended, and it is unlikely to be put on the shelves! If I don't want to disappoint you, I'm insisting on it some time ago, I hope that the number of words will be more and there will be a turnaround!
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