Chapter 095: Pickled Girl True Scripture

Lin Lang laughed.

Dadong was embarrassed this time, and he asked Lin Lang depressedly: "How did you see that the two of them came out to sell?" ”

Lin Lang stopped laughing and said, "When I used to do business, I often accompanied customers to clubs and bars, and when I saw a lot, it was naturally easy to see. They are generally wearing heavy makeup, their eyes are constantly looking around for target customers, and they have a kind of wind and dust on them, which is very recognizable. Don't ask me what wind and dust is, it can be seen by feeling. ”

Dadong: "Nima, you're an old driver!" An innocent teenager like me, it seems really difficult to make a girl here. ”

Lin Lang: "Do you want me to teach you two tricks?" ”

Thinking that tonight's sexual life has not yet settled, Dadong said very humbly: "Brother Lang, little brother, I am willing to listen to you." ”

Lin Lang: "Picking up girls is actually similar to doing sales, first you have to set your target customers, no, it's the target girl." There are a few girls in the bar that are relatively easy to get hold of. ”

"The first is the one who comes out and indulges when he is hurt by love. This kind of girl is easy to recognize, often hiding alone in the corner or by the bar, with dull eyes or crazy, and only cares about drinking. When you go to talk to this kind of girl, you must not show a frivolous and romantic appearance, because they may hate the merry man very much under the lovelorn, and as soon as you show your flirtatious nature, it reminds them of sad things, and they are likely to be angry with you. You have to behave steadily and make them feel safe. The result of the conversation is likely to be twofold: First, she tells you to fuck off. Second, she sees that you are pleasing to the eye, and then asks you to drink with her, and then ...... I don't need to say it. ”

Lin Lang said this, and after sweeping his eyes in the bar hall, he pointed to a woman in the northwest corner who was drinking alone and said, "That is the woman who just fell out of love." But let me make it clear to you first, if you want to soak this kind of girl, you have to be mentally prepared, after you soak her in bed, there is a certain chance that she will pester you, and even some people may sue you for being strong after sobering up. Moreover, this kind of woman often regrets it after indulgence, and you will hurt her heart more for the sake of being refreshed for a while. ”

Dadong, who was originally eager to try, became depressed again when he heard this, and said, "You know that I'm not that kind of person, and there are some things I can't do." There is the first type of woman who is easy to get hold of, and there must be a second type, go on. ”

Lin Lang: "The second one is much safer, and basically there will be no trouble afterwards." ”

Dadong said eagerly: "Say it quickly, this is good." ”

Lin Lang: "This kind of woman, because her life is lonely and empty, she wants to come out and have some fun, even if you don't say it afterwards, they will make it clear to you, don't contact you again in the future, because they are also afraid of trouble." There are more women in this category between the ages of twenty-five and forty, and the advantage is that they have no hands and tails, and the disadvantage is that they are more difficult to soak. They often don't look around, and they only consider what they see in the right eye or funny. Even if you sit down with her for a drink, it doesn't necessarily mean that you succeed, and if you make her unhappy during the conversation, she will quickly find an excuse to leave. Bubble this type of woman relies on eyes and skills, which is a bit difficult for you. ”

Dadong: "How do you know if you can do it if you don't try?" Come on, which one is the second one? ”

Lin Lang's gaze swept over the bar again, and then he glanced at a position on the bar with a faintly lit light and said: "That young woman in a bandeau dress is this kind of person, you see that her movements are very elegant, she has been lowering her head and stirring the cocktails on the table, as if she doesn't care about the people around her at all, but in fact she is waiting for someone to talk." Do you want to try it, even if the conversation is unsuccessful, she will at most politely say something like 'I like to be alone', and it won't make you embarrassed. ”

Dadong saw that young woman, elegant, noble, and plump, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Try and you won't get pregnant, look at me." ”

With Dadong's character, he just did what he said, picked up a glass of wine, and walked over to the young woman over there.

Lin Lang saw that Dadong had only stood beside the young woman for less than five seconds, so he replied.

The dejected Dadong said to Lin Lang: "Lin Lang, you are too accurate at seeing people, the woman looked up at me and said to me, 'I'm sorry, I like to be alone'." I said, how the hell do you see that? It seems to have the golden eyes of Sun Wukong. ”

"To do sales is to study people, and when you have been doing sales for a few years, you can do it too."

"Forget it, don't talk about this, is there a third one that is easy to bubble?"

"The third one? Of course there is, and it brings together the advantages of the previous two women. Isn't this kind of woman soaking up, and if you succeed, they pat their butts afterwards and leave, and you don't need to be responsible at all. ”

"Grass, you didn't say it earlier!"

"The reason why I put it until the end is because I don't want you to soak in this kind of woman, because they are so ...... To put it nicely, it's too open-minded. ”

"Uh...... It's okay, I don't care about this when I come out to play, at most I use one more set. ”

"If you like it, if you like. This kind of woman enjoys this kind of life of singing every night, and being able to sleep with a handsome guy or a local tyrant is something worth showing off to their friends. They generally don't have much money, and every time they come to the bar, they try to find a way to find free food and drink with their body and posture as capital, in their words, it is to fish for Kaizi. As long as you don't look too frustrated, and you have the money to let them have a good drink, it's really not difficult to soak them. Look over there, the three girls who are bouncing on the dance floor and deliberately making physical contact with other men are the kind of girls who are ambiguous. But the three of them, it's not easy to distribute, don't go. I'll find you another separate one. ”

This time, Lin Lang used it for a little longer. Half a minute later, she pointed to a young woman who was pouting and seemed to be sulking, and said, "Well, her companion has just left with a man, and she is very upset that her friend left her and left with someone else, and you can go up to her and come over for a drink together." Let's go! ”

Dadong seemed to have the word "brave" on his chest, stood up without hesitation, walked in front of the woman and said a few words. Lin Lang saw Dadong pointing at him, so he raised the wine glass in his hand and signaled to the girl. Then, he saw that Dadong came over smoothly with the girl.

Dadong is bold and knows how to laugh, and soon chatted with the woman's excitement. When they talk, they get even more excited! Lin Lang silently asked the waiter for two more bottles of wine, so that they could have a good drink!

When the three bottles of wine were drunk, Dadong, who was very drunk, was not very drunk, but the woman was already walking unsteadily, wrapped around Dadong, and shouted to open a room.

Dadong can finally open meat tonight!

Lin Lang sent Dadong and the girl to the gate of Huangge to take a taxi.

While waiting for the car, Dadong hugged his sister with one hand, patted Lin Lang's shoulder with the other and said, "Dude, you are so righteous!" You're awesome! You can go and write a book of "The True Book of Pickling Girls"! Admire! Admire! ”

Lin Lang smiled and said, "What's even more awesome about me is that I guess you won't last more than five minutes tonight!" "When he was eating dinner, he secretly put a pill that cured men's unspeakable secrets into Dadong's wine, and after a few hours, it should have an effect.

Lin Lang's brainless words made Dadong confused, and Dadong didn't have the heart to think about what Lin Lang meant, so he hurriedly stopped a car and drove meat!