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Traveling through the carrying space, the doctor is an instantaneous woman. novel.lwxs520

The village rules are not shallow, and some people skillfully break them.

The family is poor and white, and the Gu family is rich in style.

The fool comes to the door sticky, and the fool has a fool's blessing.

The female doctor Gu Ruoyu once crossed into the ancient Gu Yuniang, and she was faced with a village rule that made the ancients blush and make modern people angry. What are the village rules? (It's really too much, let's look at the text.) ）

On the bright side, she is a yellow-skinned peasant girl, with her chin and arms and legs, of course, all of them are dripping by others. Secretly, she is a mysterious fairy-like businesswoman, with space in her hands, and she earns countless gold and silver treasures; is also a chivalrous woman who punishes evil and promotes good, and plays with the powerful in the palm of her hand.

On the surface, he is a cute and cute fool, smashing bowls, plates, and buckets, of course, not intentionally. Secretly, he is a fool who exudes immortality and successfully seduces her without knowing it; At the same time, he is also a fool who silently follows her faithfully and faithfully, and never abandons.

When she was cultivating in space, by chance, she discovered that there was such a person who had died for her and was born for her. It is easy to extinguish, easy as the wind to blow away the misty smoke, and it is difficult to climb the highest mountain in the world.

Even if he was so stupid in this life, he still had a firm belief in his heart that he would never be separated from her again in this life......

Finally, one day, she figured out the ins and outs of the matter and made up her mind to cure the fool, can she get her wish?

Let's see how the stupid man and the woman trample on the unreasonable rules under their feet.

Excerpt 1:

"I need a man ......"

"Oh", a man thought for a long time, and then spoke again, "Then where do you have to find it?" ”

"You're not a man?"

"Huh? But...... Someone else ...... before Always say I'm a fool......"

A woman hated that iron could not become steel, and slapped a man on the body......

"Senior sister......" A man smiled as brightly as spring.

"Call me my lady in front of outsiders, only when we are the two of us, can you call me senior sister, remember?" A certain woman has been emphasizing.

"Remember, Niangzi, Senior Sister, Niangzi, Senior Sister......"

The village chief brought people over to inspect, and a certain man shouted to a certain woman in a serious manner: "Master...... Mother......"

A certain woman instantly had a black line and slapped it again, "Who is your teacher?" ”

Since then, no one in the village has been amazed: Gu Yu's mother's family is really a fool!

Excerpt 2:

"Senior sister, I'...... Chop wood, you go into the house to rest. ”

"I'm afraid that if the firewood is not cut well, the machete will collapse."

"Senior sister, I'...... Carrying water, you go into the house to rest. ”

"I'm afraid that if you don't get the water, you will fall into the well."

"Senior sister, the cave room ...... I'm on the kang. ”

"I'm afraid you're too heavy and the kang will collapse. You sleep over there. ”

"Senior sister, that ...... I've heard about cave houses...... It's not ...... you say."

"Really? What did you hear? "A certain woman approached a certain man step by step, wanting to teach this guy a lesson.

"I heard that's it!" A man stopped retreating and pounced on ......

Excerpt 3:

"Dongling, if one day, you have the opportunity to become a rare intelligent man in the world, are you willing to seize this opportunity?"

"After I become smarter, will I still remember you, senior sister?"

"Maybe, maybe not."

"Then I don't want this opportunity, I just need to remember you!"

Part II

"The Prince's Infested Concubine Sleeps" withered vines and new branches

"Don't get close to any one who is born, don't love women, you just can't tell the difference." Ignoring the suddenly black clouds on the face of the man who was so beautiful that he was in the country, a certain woman expressed gloating at the discovery of a shocking secret.

——

The concubine of Yunwangfu is said to be nameless, talentless and virtuous - it seems to be true.

The crown prince of the Great Jin Kingdom is said to be cold, stubborn and ascetic - it seems to be true.

The agent became a daughter-in-law, Yun Chu said that there is no golden finger in the crossing, the wind and water are blowing nonsense, and it is a reality to stand firm, but the concubine is too calculating, the wolves are waiting to deal with it, and the conspiracy is to think about it, you don't want to be a villain, and others don't treat you as a gentleman, so what's nonsense, get up, and die right.

It's just that he seems to have accidentally provoked Gao Dashang, so the prince haunted without discussion, and Yun Chu was too late to avoid it.

It is said that there is a small theater -

In the dark, the curtains are deep, the fragrance is beautiful, and it is just ......

On the bed, the woman dressed as a man was full of anger, dragging the bedding, gritting her teeth, and resisting death, "Say important things three times, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man." ”

"The truth is only once, you touched me, hugged me, kissed me." By the window, the man's voice was light and proud, as if he was thoughtful.

Yun Chu snorted, the room was silent, and he was furious, "You can't be a woman, take me, a 'man', to open the knife, right?" ”

"Take off your clothes." The man stepped forward, his voice crisp, gently urging.

Yun Chu wanted to cry without tears, twisted his eyebrows, gritted his teeth, and let go, "Even if I want to, can you do it?" ”

"Okay, you can verify it yourself."

——

To put it simply, this is the story of an arrogant, cold and ascetic prince and a little woman who has no discipline and a small person with three views, fights with wisdom, is bullied by each other, and is tired of it, and the wolf is bèi.

The plot can be guessed, and the characters are quasi-slanderous, but, the author, you have to encourage it.

(In fact, the introduction is not powerful, and the text is better)

Hehe, the third article is to end the article "Arrest the Little Runaway Wife with the Ball"

Introduction:

Legend: The wealthy president of the Shaw family is a beautiful man who is gentle, extraordinary, open-minded, and tolerant......

Phew!

Pure rumors!

That guy has a tall appearance, but in fact he is a ruthless, stingy, black-bellied, and treacherous man......

Intern reporter Miao Xiaoyu just inadvertently kicked Xiao Gongzi's body somewhere, and was forced to lose his job, enter the police station, owe a huge amount of foreign debt, and finally even handed over his body to him and became his 24-hour personal maid.

However, in the face of men's day and night squeezing and endless demands, Miss Miao finally climbed high and shouted!

Who said that she Miao Xiaoyu was obedient and swallowed her anger, she was really blind to his titanium alloy dog eyes, Xiao Nizi is also a black and treacherous person, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is her strength, since she has been bullied and has nowhere to escape, then-Xiao pervert, take it!

【First Acquaintance】

Facing the crowd that surrounded her, a certain woman smiled flatteringly: "Then what sir, should we communicate to clear up each other's misunderstandings?" ”

"No, do you still need to communicate with a stallion?"

"Stallions? What stallion? You heard it wrong, it's Ryoma, that's praising you, praising you Ryoma's spirit......"

A man was speechless: Is there such a boast?

【Chasing Women】

A woman was anxiously rummaging, and the man suddenly appeared and said gloomily, "Didn't you run away?" How did you come back again? ”

A certain woman: "Dwarf oil, who ran away?" What would I do if I ran away? ”

A man proudly raised the bag in his hand: "Come back to find your lost softness!" ”

A woman is in tears, and what the man holds in his hand is all her property!

【Favorite Wife】

"Xiao Yifeng, your subordinates said that I was a dwarf jumping bean."

The man was furious: "Who dares to tell the truth? ”

"It's your big ass secretary!"

"Tomorrow Lao Tzu will fire her."

"No, I'm going to transfer her to the cafeteria and be responsible for frying all kinds of beans!"

"Good"