"Teacher Shang, according to the usual practice, the new subject teacher should add the QQ group of our classmates, and then communicate in the future. Our group number is this, please join our QQ group as soon as possible! ”

A beautiful female classmate took a small note and handed it to Shang Zhenwu, who nodded and took the small note. Shang Zhenwu is a teacher who has just come over in the past few days, he has just graduated from his junior year of college this year, and he came to the No. 6 Middle School in Anzhou City for an internship, temporarily serving as a trainee teacher, responsible for teaching Chinese courses in the first year of high school. As a post-90s generation, he graduated from Tiannan Normal University, a famous normal university, and Tiannan Normal University is a famous university in the country, which is included in the first batch of admitted undergraduates, and is also in the so-called "985" project and "211" project list. Therefore, Shang Zhenwu is barely a high-achieving student who graduated from a prestigious school. He studied the education of Chinese language and literature as a foreign language, and if nothing else, his goal was to train as a teacher. Even, he is not just an ordinary teacher, he is a Chinese language and literature with the word "foreign language", and he can fully assume the responsibility of teaching Chinese to foreigners.

As a high-achieving student who graduated from a prestigious school, he easily got an internship opportunity, as long as the internship is completed, he can get a graduation certificate, which is considered graduation. Many schools offered him an internship invitation, but he finally chose this Anzhou No. 6 Middle School for an internship, because his family is in Anzhou, and he is from Anzhou. Of course, he chose this sixth middle school because he graduated from this middle school and is considered an alumnus of this middle school.

"Thank you, Lin Tingting, I'll join this group right away." Shang Zhenwu said.

In these years, teaching should also keep up with the development of science and technology, and exchanges between teachers and students should also be strengthened. Students start to form QQ groups in classes and even schools, and teachers must keep up with the times and take the initiative to join the QQ groups formed by students to communicate. Even, the official of this sixth middle school school also took the initiative to order each class to set up its own class QQ group, and then all subject teachers must also enter it to be responsible for communication. That's why there are now classmates who come to send the class QQ group number to Shang Zhenwu.

Shang Zhenwu quickly opened his QQ, and then applied to join the group. Shang Zhenwu's QQ has also been used for many years, and the points have long been a crown, and he has been using it since elementary school. When his application to join the group was quickly approved, he was not hindered in any way.

"Didi, your QQ version is seriously lagging behind, please update the version as soon as possible."

Shang Zhenwu subconsciously clicked OK, but after clicking OK, he immediately wondered: "Isn't this the latest version of QQ2016?" Why do you need to upgrade? ”

But when Shang Zhenwu looked at the download progress bar, the result was suddenly blinded, this progress bar actually showed that this newly downloaded QQ has a full 2GB size software, when did this QQ become so hard disk consumption?

"Good! I want to see who played a prank on me, and even the teacher dared to fool me! Shang Zhenwu complained a little.

Shang Zhenwu obviously thought that this was a ghost played by the students in a certain school, because the school's network was an intranet, and if you wanted to access the Internet, you had to go through an advanced gateway. Therefore, people from the outside will not easily invade the internal network of this campus, and only people from the inside will relax their control so closely. So Shang Zhenwu thought that a certain student was deliberately spoofing some software. This situation is not uncommon, after all, there are countless geniuses who can play with computers these years, and some of them are senior hackers at the age of fifteen or sixteen, and this Shang Zhenwu has never heard of it.

When it took more than an hour to download, Shang Zhenwu opened the software.

"QQ2050 version, do you want to install it?"

"Hahahaha, I really don't know which student is pranked, and he actually pranks with the teacher! O my younger brothers! Shang Zhenwu laughed, but he was not angry.

Shang Zhenwu clicked to install, but the installation was very fast, and it was completed in less than a minute.

"Warning, warning, warning, system configuration is too low, system configuration is too low. In order to ensure the security of the computer, QQ2050 will automatically cut most of the functions and automatically match the functions that can be used. The intelligent secretary system is turned off, the intelligent 3D projection function is turned off, and the body perception system is turned off...... Shut down...... Shut down...... Close ......"

This QQ2050 actually said more than a hundred closures in a row, and each shutdown, if nothing else, represents a function of this QQ2050. What surprised Shang Zhenwu was that many of these functions were unheard of to him, and many of the terms were high-tech terms, and many of them were conceptual functions that were currently being studied. For example, the artificial intelligence secretary, this is only in the process of research, and there are not many things that can be come out. But this QQ2050 actually said that there is an artificial intelligence secretary, isn't this too ridiculous?

"I'm the most advanced laptop I just bought, and it's not impossible to be a game enthusiast's computer, so you told me that it was so backward?" Shang Zhenwu wondered.

Shang Zhenwu also felt a little interesting, he wanted to see the "methods" of these students to play tricks on the teacher, and see what the situation was. Shang Zhenwu entered his QQ number and password in this so-called QQ2050, and actually took the initiative to log in, and then countless messages appeared in it, which suddenly made Shang Zhenwu almost faint. However, Shang Zhenwu thought that he was "prepared", he knew that he might have been fooled by those students, he spent a while clicking on all these messages, and then closed them without looking at them.

In the end, he finally restored the normal QQ interface. However, he found that this QQ was completely different from the QQ2016 he used, and the interface and window were different. And he found his address book, and then he posted a sentence in the QQ group of the fifth class of the high 15 level he was responsible for just joining.

"Who are you fooling the teacher so much? Is it fun to fool a teacher? Shang Zhenwu sent a sentence.

But after about half an hour, someone finally got the news back.

"You were a business teacher in the sixth middle school of Anzhou City?" One replied.

"Of course, of course I'm Teacher Shang!" Shang Zhenwu replied.

"Teacher Shang, I haven't been in touch for many years, why did you suddenly get on QQ? For so many years, we couldn't find you, your QQ was not online, we sent you a lot of messages, and you didn't have any reply. It's been more than 20 years since I logged in to QQ. Why did you log in all of a sudden? We have almost forgotten you as a person, you don't go to every class reunion, no one knows where you went, we mobilized a lot of people to look for you, and you even seem to have evaporated from the world? ”

When Shang Zhenwu heard this, his face immediately turned dark, and he replied: "The world has evaporated? Is this a description of a teacher? ”

"Mr. Shang, since we graduated, we haven't seen each other for decades, and now you are finally on QQ, where did you go before? We haven't seen or even heard from you in decades. ”

Shang Zhenwu's face immediately became even more gloomy, and then he said, "Okay, there should be a limit to you fooling the teacher, don't continue." ”

"Teacher Shang? What did you say? We fool the teacher? We are all over half a hundred years old, how can we still be interested in fooling teachers? ”

"Ah, you pretend to be old in front of the teacher, if you are over half a hundred years old, then I am not at least fifty-five years old?" Shang Zhenwu complained.

"That's right! Based on the teacher's age, you should indeed be fifty-six years old! ”

Shang Zhenwu was furious: "Okay! Who are you teaching students who have problems with this math problem? ”

However, at this time, another person replied: "Teacher Shang? I haven't seen you in years! Where have you been? ”

Before Shang Zhenwu could answer, a large number of people began to reply, and everyone discussed where this "missing" teacher Shang had gone for more than 20 years. Shang Zhenwu who watched it was also strange for a while, if it was a student who deliberately fooled himself, it would be reasonable, but if dozens of students fooled himself together? Originally, Shang Zhenwu thought that someone was deliberately fooling himself by playing multiple roles in a cameo, but he found a situation next, which was not quite reasonable. And Shang Zhenwu also has a list of QQ numbers of the whole class in his hand, which records this QQ number in detail. And the QQ numbers of these people who are discussing together are all correct, and there are no errors or omissions. So Shang Zhenwu also thinks that this should be the person who uses the QQ number. So many people's QQ numbers, in the end, shouldn't all be concentrated in one person, right? Those classmates will allow others to use their QQ to play tricks on the teacher? This is also unrealistic, after all, QQ represents a lot of individuals, and few people will borrow it casually.

"Forget it, ignore these pit teachers' students, I'd better go see my old friends!" Shang Zhenwu said.

Shang Zhenwu found another list of his contacts, which was in the group of his college classmates, and then sent a message.

"How's everybody doing?" Shang Zhenwu asked.

"Oh? Are you an old businessman? Are you really an old businessman? Damn, you're really an old businessman! I haven't heard from you for more than 20 years, and you are finally willing to contact me on QQ? There are so many classmates there, and you don't come. Even your classmates' QQ group doesn't have any news about you, where did you go? For more than 20 years, I have almost forgotten about you, where are you now? ”

Shang Zhenwu saw the news and immediately asked, "Lao Zhu, what kind of wind are you smoking!" Didn't we just use QQ to contact yesterday? ”

"Old Shang, what nonsense are you talking about? We haven't been in touch for more than 20 years, and it's as if you've evaporated from the world. I used to mobilize my friends in the officialdom to find out your whereabouts, but I didn't even find a ghost shadow, how strange it is! It's strange, you can't see people alive or dead, you finally get on QQ now? Where have you been all these years? Leaving us old friends behind for more than twenty years, you have to invite us to a drink and tell us where you've been for more than twenty years. Although the government is busy, I have to ask for leave to go with you. Remember, you still owe me three packs of Langwei Fairy, and you have to pay it back! ”

Shang Zhenwu's brows furrowed, obviously feeling extremely strange. Because he knows Lao Zhu, this person will not joke casually. What's more, he can be sure that this person should be Lao Zhu, because the reason he can determine is the allusion to the last "Three Packs of Langwei Immortal". This allusion is that when he first entered the school, Shang Zhenwu robbed him of three packs of snacks, which is three packs of "Langwei Fairy", which most people don't know about during this period. This thing will only be said in private, after all, both of them are college students, and it is not good for college students to steal snacks. This is something that the two of them often use to joke in secret. So he can be sure that this guy is that old Zhu.

But since the other party is Lao Zhu, how could he say such an out-of-tune thing? What hasn't been news for more than 20 years, what is this? Those students just now also claimed that they hadn't seen themselves for more than 20 years, and they didn't even have news of themselves, which made Shang Zhenwu feel very strange.

At this time, someone in Shang Zhenwu's university QQ group immediately spoke again.

"Are you an old businessman? I haven't heard from you for more than twenty years, where the hell have you been? There's no news of you in the whole world, what's the mess up with you? Your roommate Lao Zhu is amazing, and now he is a senior official of a certain ministry of the Central Committee and a deputy minister. And there are parentheses at the back, and it is a ministerial-level treatment. ”

And the old Zhu just now said regretfully: "Hey, don't say it." I'm just waiting to retire, I'm afraid I won't be able to go up at my age. At the age of fifty-six, I haven't yet obtained a ministerial-level actual position, let alone become a national leader, I can't do it if I want to, and that's all for my life. I envy you, Old Song! Lao Song, you went abroad for further study, and now you are the principal of a world-class famous school, who in the world does not know that you are the principal of a famous school? Even the leaders of our country have to respect you very much, and I am not as good as you! ”

"Okay, we got along well among our classmates, and you also had a father who was the deputy mayor back then, so your career started very smoothly. And I'm in trouble, I don't have a good old man to cover me, I have to work hard by myself. I envy you for having a good old man! Lao Song said.

"That's why I admire you even more! You don't have a good old man, you have come to this day, then I have to obey! I have a good old man, I can't go up! ”

Soon, the group also became two people complaining to each other and praising each other.

Shang Zhenwu couldn't help it and sent a sentence.

"Are you snake spirits sick?"