Chapter 1 Becoming a Joke
Ten miles of red makeup, the world is amnesty, and the country of the underworld is full of festive flavors, but ...... Passerby A: "Have you heard that there is no wedding of the Nine Princes today." ”
With a hint of joy and a hint of sorrow.
Passerby B accosted him and said: "Yes, but I married the princess Yi Linger of the neighboring country, I heard that the princess is lawless, brutal and willful, and the most important thing is that she is extremely ugly......
Passerby C: "That's right, that's right, there is a birthmark on my face, and it is still blood-red, and when I go out, I am scared to death for a large number of miles!" ”
"Although our prince has a bit of a problem with intelligence, who doesn't know that our prince is the most beautiful man in the Lingying Kingdom, but he wants to marry the princess of the Yuebai Kingdom, which is really wronged by our prince."
Passerby A continued to hold grievances for their prince.
Why do you react like this when you mention them?
In fact, there is a reason, it is said that although the Nine Princes are stupid, they are very good to the people of the Spirit Underworld.
Running out twice for three days, throwing silver into the piles of the poor at every turn, really won the hearts of the people.
But it's a pity, it's a fool, otherwise who would throw silver every day.
I heard that my IQ was only ten years old, and when I was picked up when I was ten years old, I broke my mind.
And that ugly princess, when others heard it, they were frightened, sneered, ugly and pungent.
Although the two of them are a bit unreliable, the father is still very interesting (no matter how you say it, it is also the princess and the prince) and look at the ten miles of red makeup, amnesty for three days.
(The whole country of the spirit underworld celebrates, although I am not very optimistic about the princess, but who dares to say it, no matter how the prince says, he is also a ten-year-old king, and everyone is a poor little common people!)
The emperor and the queen of Xiangwangfu sat on the main seat, and the emperor's face was full of bright smiles, and the traces of time did not hide his demeanor, but the queen did not have a smile on her face.
I really don't know what the emperor thinks that he used eighteen cities as a dowry, and also exempted Yuebai Country from paying tribute for three years, just to get an ugly daughter-in-law for his stupid son, but it is difficult for the monarch to guess, and no one dares to make a mistake.
Look at the stupid prince again, dressed in red today, his demonic face is full of smiles, childlike innocence, people can't take their eyes off, he is worthy of being the first beautiful man in the spirit of the underworld, if he is not stupid, I don't know how many infatuated girls will be killed!
The courtyard is full of officials, all with smiles on their faces, and they don't know how many unknown thoughts they hide!
The idea of watching a good show is all in my heart, a fool marrying an ugly daughter-in-law feels that he is a natural match, but he also thinks it is a joke, which is worth savoring after dinner.
The stupid prince led Yi Ling'er into the hall, and when he saw so many people, he was a little overwhelmed, and he didn't know why he was here, his eyes were full of confusion.
The bride next to her shouted in a high and festive voice: "Worship heaven and earth." ”
The slave next to her helped the two men salute.
One is reluctant, the other simply doesn't know what to do.
Forced to bend over, curiously peeked at the person under the red hijab, with a smile on his face, exuding the unique aura of a fool.
The person under the hijab bit his lip and held back his anger, what a fool, even I dare to marry, I will make you regret being born.
Yi Linger slandered someone in her head a few times before she felt better.
Xi Niang shouted again: "Second worship high hall." ”
Looking at these two people, I couldn't help but roll my eyes in my heart, and the surface was calm.