Chapter 8 One will succeed and ten thousand bones will wither

The students of the third and second classes discovered a strange thing, Tang and Zhao, who were not separated from Meng in the past, seemed to have a cold war recently, and I heard that it seemed to be the sequelae brought about by Tang Tianchen's teasing of Teacher Shen last time.

On the contrary, Tang Tianchen began to get very close to Huang Yaoshun, and the two went to the toilet together, chatted about gossip, and ate...... However, no one thinks that Tang Tianchen is really friends with Huang Yaoshun, but he is just using him as a meal ticket! Even Huang Yaoshun himself thinks so.

But Huang Yaoshun didn't mind, for the first time in so many years, someone took the initiative to befriend him. What's more, Tang Tianchen is humorous and witty, as if every sentence speaks to his heart.

Huang Yaoshun enjoys this feeling of being friends with celebrity classmates, and the boys who ignore him on weekdays will now ask him to play together. The girl who never took the initiative to talk to him before, sometimes when she gave the snacks to Tang Tianchen, she would not forget to hand him a ......

Huang Yaoshun knew who brought about this change, and this feeling of attention and respect was something he had never felt before.

What made him even more ecstatic was that when he and Tang Tiancheng passed by the door of the fifth class classroom together yesterday, he obviously felt that Xue Qi looked at him twice, which made him almost overjoyed.

As for the issue of food money, Huang Yaoshun said that he did not care. His own family conditions are good, his parents also give him a lot of pocket money, and he is usually more frugal, so he has quite a lot of money.

What's more, today is May 28th, and the exam will be over on the 8th of next month, so how many days can Tang Changwen eat with him?

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After two days of getting along, Tang Tianchen felt that the time was ripe, and he didn't have time to wait any longer. It's time to start your own plans.

After self-study on May 30, Tang Tianchen pretended to ask casually:

"Lao Huang, do you like Xue Qi from Class 5?"

Huang Yaoshun was stunned for a moment, a little shy, but still nodded. Many people in the school know about this, and there is nothing to hide!

Tang Tianchen said meaningfully:

"This will graduate soon, and if you don't seize the opportunity, you won't have a chance at all in the future."

"People don't like me? So what can I do? Besides, I'm not worthy of anyone! ”

"What is not worthy, if you don't fight for it, how can you have a chance! I have a way to get you after her in three days, believe it or not? ”

"What? Three days? Really? You're not going to tease me, are you? ”

"Hehe, what are you teasing for? If you want to listen to me, you will be guaranteed within 3 days, and let her personally agree to be your girlfriend. ”

"Really? If you can really do it, then you will be my own brother from now on, no, closer than my own brother. Brother, you don't have to pay back the few dollars you borrowed from me, I still have 10 yuan for you to spend, whether it can be done or not, I will accept your love! ”

"How embarrassing is this...... Tang Tianchen said in his mouth, but his hand took it very honestly. patted Huang Yaoshun on the shoulder, put on a peerless appearance, and said slowly:

"Ahem...... Immeasurable Tianzun, poor Dao has studied the art of picking girls for many years, and now it is a little successful. Pretty boy, I see that you have strange bones, and you are a pickled girl wizard that you have not met in a century. In the future, the task of maintaining world peace will be entrusted to you, okay? This "Thirty-six Strategies for Chasing Women" is a priceless treasure, I think it is related to you, and I will charge you 10 yuan to teach you......"

Huang Yaoshun: "......"

Uh, pretending to be a failure, there is no humor at all, and the current children don't understand the stalks in Xingye's "Kung Fu".

Tang Tianchen continued: "There are three keys to the technique of picking up girls, and the seven-character proverb is the foundation of this door. He is both "bold", "careful" and "thick-skinned". As long as you master these three tips, you will naturally be invincible! ”

"Bold, careful, and thick-skinned? Incisive! Huang Yaoshun was thoughtful.

"Now let's talk about the first plan - hiding from the world: chasing girls, it's not that you don't want to be sincere, but some deceptive methods are inevitable. Some lies tend to make her believe in them, and it is clear that others will ...... to hear them."

"The second plan - sound and attack: Sometimes, when you see your ideal object and don't know what to do, you can pretend to tell her that you want to chase a certain girl, but you don't know how to chase her, and ask her to be your military advisor or staff officer......"

"The third strategy - long-distance friendship and close attack: In fact, in the process of chasing girls, the woman's friends are often the key to victory, and sometimes it is clear that it is ...... fast"

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"The thirty-sixth plan - stealing the dragon and turning the phoenix: chasing girls is not everything smooth, in the case that both parties are not familiar at the beginning, girls will be more or less wary of you. Therefore, if such a situation occurs, my personal advice is to retreat and advance and "bow" to the other party......"

Huang Yaoshun was fascinated when he heard this, and his eyes when he looked at Tang Tianchen were even more respectful, and when he heard the third article, he had already taken out a pen to make a record.

Tang Tianchen was secretly amused, 20 years later, these so-called "Pickle Girl Cheats" and "Chasing Girls Treasure Book" have long been rotten on the Internet, but now they are no less than magic cheats for these high school students who are not deeply involved in the world.

Tang Tianchen in his previous life also naively thought that as long as he was familiar with these routines, chasing girls would naturally be caught. It turned out that this was useless, and it was enough to pick up a girl with only two points, handsome enough and rich.

Tang Tianchen suddenly changed his words: "Ahem." Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, but you and Xue Qi are in a special situation, and the time is too short, so all of the above are not very applicable. ”

Huang Yaoshun was immediately deflated, it turns out that you are talking so much nonsense! However, looking at Tang Tianchen's unfathomable appearance, there must be something to follow. Hurriedly cooperate with him to curry favor and say:

"Presumably, there is still a high opinion in the big wet, please give me some advice."

"Originally, the trick of pressing the bottom of the box was not prepared to be passed on, but I see that your heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, the seal hall is shining, and your eyes are bright. What a great blessing! Since you and I are destined, you can come here with your ears......"

After listening, Huang Yaoshun expressed skepticism and said:

"Isn't it? Will this work? It's too old-fashioned! ”

"What's the matter with being old-fashioned? It just works. If you do what you do, you will see it in three days. Tang Tiancheng looked confident, thought for a while and continued:

"But you have to make some other preparations, such as buying some snacks to bribe her girlfriends or something, I can help you with this. In addition, you have to get a haircut, change into clean clothes, you don't wear shirts, change into vertical striped shirts, don't look fat......"

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The next day, Huang Yaoshun really cut his hair short and changed into a brand-new blue striped short-sleeved T-shirt with white background. After a good time, I was really more energetic.

After Tang Tianchen's repeated instigation, Huang Yaoshun finally mustered up the courage and handed Xue Qi a love letter written by Tang Tianchen in person. Of course, I didn't get any response from Xue Qi.

It didn't cause much attention. Because they are about to graduate, this situation is not uncommon, and the number of high school juniors who have confessed and become couples in the past few days is increasing day by day, and under the pressure of the college entrance examination, this kind of thing is not surprising.

But what happened after that was more dramatic, Xue Qi was harassed by hooligans and hooligans on the way home after school that night, Huang Yaoshun, who has always been timid and afraid of things, bravely jumped out to protect his dream lover and person this time, although he was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, but fortunately, Xue Qi was safe. So Xue Qi, who was deeply moved, agreed to be his girlfriend as soon as his mind was hot.

I heard that the boys in Houwu Khan No. 4 Middle School were so jealous that their eyes were red, this kid really walked, and luck! Why can't you encounter such a thing as a hero saving beauty? Otherwise, you can pick up a girlfriend who is like a flower for nothing!

Huang Yaoshun, who successfully held hands with Xue Qi, was obviously very excited, and after staying in the infirmary for a day, he bought a lot of snacks and gave them to Tang Tianchen, wanting to share the good news with his great benefactor first.

"Changwen, I, Huang Yaoshun, have never admired anyone in my life, but you are definitely one. You're amazing, you're really amazing, I'm so grateful to you...... I didn't expect such a vulgar routine of heroes to save beauty to be so effective! ”

Tang Tianchen waved his hand, with a calm expression, in fact, he didn't think that this plan could succeed from the beginning.

But what does it matter? As long as you deceive Huang Yaoshun and believe it.

His mind drifted back to the grove at the back door of the school after the evening self-study the day before......

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Xue Qi was obviously a little surprised to see Tang Tianchen here, hesitated for a moment and sneered:

"What are you asking me to do here? How? Frustrated by Zhao Jing, came to me for comfort? ”

"Uh...... No, I'm not here today for myself. That one...... Huang Yaoshun likes you, you know? ”

"Well, and then what?"

"He's ready to confess to you, and I hope you'll promise him."

"Huh...... Promise him...... Why, just because he's a good friend of yours now? Just because he liked me, I said yes to him. Then I used to like you! Why didn't you promise me? ”

"Uh-uh...... This one...... Emotional matters cannot be forced. ”

"Since you know that you can't force it, then what else do you want me to promise?"

"Don't you really have any feelings for him? Actually, others are quite good, you might as well learn more about it, and consider ......"

"Hehe, we grew up together, I knew him much earlier than you! What kind of person he is, I can't know it, it's absolutely impossible for me and him! ”

"Uh...... Just coax him! Anyway, he graduated in a few days, so he was happy for two days. Even if I beg you, can't I? ”

"Are you sick? Why should I do this? ”

"Well, you see that's the case, you help him, I owe you a favor. Didn't you apply for the Shanghi Art Academy? I've heard your score may be a bit up in the air. In case, I mean in case, maybe I can help you! ”

"Oh...... How can you help, empty mouth and white teeth, it's not lying to me, right? ”

"My uncle is very familiar with Ji Yihong, the director of the recruitment and student office of the Hi Art Academy, and he can speak for others. His wife Ma Xuemei and son Ji Feiming, I have seen them all. Don't you have a cousin studying at Shangyi? I don't believe you, let her inquire. ”

Xue Qi hesitated, not knowing if what Tang Tianchen said was true or false? However, looking at him by name, with a nose and eyes, it shouldn't be like lying.

Besides, I'm just pretending to agree, anyway, it's just a few days, and there's nothing to lose. If you can't get the art exam, your family conditions will definitely not allow you to repeat it. Maybe......

After pondering for a moment, Xue Qi sighed again, and seriously pinched Tang Tiancheng's eyes. Asked:

"What you say is true? Can you guarantee it? ”

"Well, I've always been a man of words. I promise. Tang Tianchen nodded heavily.

In fact, where did Tang Tianchen know Ji Yihong, but Ji Yihong's son Ji Feiming was his boss in his last life, so Tang Tianchen knew a little about his family!

The reason why Tang Tianchen dared to make a promise was because he knew that his so-called relationship was useless at all. Xue Qi's strength can be admitted to Shangyi, but she is a little lacking in self-confidence! With his assurance, she can be more confident and play better!

Xue Qi couldn't help but look at him two more times and left without saying a word.

Hey, Tang Tianchen thought there was no drama this time. Unexpectedly, after taking a few steps, she turned back and said:

"Remember your words!"

This time it's really gone.

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"Hey, Changwen, what do you want!"

Huang Yaoshun pushed Tang Tianchen's shoulder and pulled his thoughts back.

"It's fine. Congratulations, you've got it! A smile appeared on the corner of Tang Tianchen's mouth.

"No, it's all up to you, let's go, please drink soda!"

Tang Tianchen, who walked out of the classroom door, suddenly remembered a sentence somehow:

One will be a success!