Chapter 155: Su Ya, who walks shit luck

Martial Arts Academy Central Dormitory.

A fat man, almost naked and black, climbed quickly from the first floor to the second floor through the water pipe outside the wall, like a gecko.

He finally climbed up, sat on the ground and gasped for breath, sweat the size of beans pouring out, mixed with black impurities sliding down like a waterfall.

This embarrassed figure is none other than Li Qi, who was chased by a large wave of classmates shouting "fuck him".

"You wait for me, and when I finish repairing, I'll do it with you one by one!" Li Qi's eyes showed a fierce light, gritted his teeth, and Xuan Ze was stunned, and added: "Except for Senior Sister Xia Ying......"

When Li Qi walked into the dormitory, an exclamation erupted in the dormitory.

"What are you doing? It looks like this ghost?" Xu Haoran, who was brushing his teeth, looked shocked, and the foam in his mouth kept falling.

"Cultivation. Li Qi said lightly, and walked into the shower room with a helpless face.

"You're not going to practice the dog-beating stick method, are you?," Xu Wei teased.

"Look down on me so much? I practice more than ordinary martial arts such as the dog stick method, I have heard of the Divine Palm, a sharp palm technique that fell from the sky, and the clothes on my body were burned due to the friction of the atmosphere when they fell from the sky. Li Qi rubbed the shower gel on his body while talking serious nonsense.

"Oh oh oh!" Xu Haoran looked perfunctory, and then sneered: "Then why didn't you burn off your layer of fat as thick as a rock layer?"

"Did the fat man eat your rice?" Li Qi suddenly shouted dissatisfiedly, and then slapped his stomach, snapping, "At most, it's like a water balloon, and you don't underestimate me, the fat man is a potential stock, and when I train all my muscles, don't be blown up by my handsomeness." Li Qi said proudly.

"Yes, yes, when you lose weight successfully, what about kneeling and licking you?" Xu Wei said with a smile.

Hmph, not only do you lose weight successfully, but then you will become a big beauty, let you kneel in front of me and sing conquest. The thought popped into Richie's mind and he smiled smugly.

"Brother Wei, Baibu, come and take a look. Xu Haoran clicked on the computer screen, pointed to the screen, and shouted.

Xu Wei and Tang Baibu took a closer look, only to see that the screen showed a website page, which was the page of the bounty hunter, and a title appeared above it: Offer a bounty of 30 million martial arts coins to find the owner of the shoes.

"Just to find the owner of the shoes, the bounty actually rose from 20 million to 30 million, this Song Yuanzhi is also a local tyrant...... Xu Haoran sighed.

"The local tyrant has no humanity, and I feel itchy to see these 30 million. Xu Wei also sighed.

"What, do you want to dress up as a man and a woman and contribute yourself? Pull it down, Baibu is a little more handsome than you, and his women's clothes are absolutely good-looking, hehe." Xu Haoran teased, and deliberately raised his eyebrows at Tang Baibu.

Tang Baibu frowned, his face turned cold, and he directly locked Xu Haoran's throat, and the ruthlessness made him unable to breathe for a while.

It wasn't until Xu Haoran slapped his hand that he let go.

"Ahem. Xu Haoran coughed lightly, his face was a little ruddy, and he shouted: "You girl, you almost strangled me to death, you can't laugh, you kid." ”

"Don't make jokes like that. Tang Baibu said lightly.

"It's still fun for Li Qi, at least he can afford to joke......" Xu Haoran muttered in his heart, and then said loudly to the two: "Don't let Li Qi hear this information, otherwise, with his temperament, he may not contribute his ass for the sake of the 30 million, or even disguise himself as a woman." Hahaha, that picture is unimaginable, spicy eyes. Xu Haoran smiled sheepishly and deliberately shouted loudly.

At this time, the roar of Li Qi came from the bath room.

"I heard it all, and I said it so loudly on purpose?!"

Xu Wei and the three of them laughed heartily.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door of the dormitory, followed by a shrill voice outside the door.

"Brother Wei, Brother Haoran, Brother Baibu, Brother Qi, Su Ya is here to say good morning to you. ”

"It's this Su Ya ...... again," Xu Wei muttered with a slight frown.

"Come in. Xu Haoran said lightly.

The door opened, and in entered, a short, thin, unattractive man, with a shoulder bag slung over his shoulder, thin cheeks, pointed beaked monkey cheeks, and a faint glint in his eyes.

"Hehe, big brothers, it's early. Su Ya nodded and said with a smile.

"You're here to sell something, right? "Xu Wei didn't have a good airway.

"Yo, Brother Wei is really Brother Wei, extremely smart, and he guessed Su Ya's intention at once. Su Ya gave a thumbs up, his eyes widened, and he looked surprised, pretending to be exaggerated, and praised.

Xu Wei sneered, and Xu Haoran on the side sneered: "Do you dare to come? Last time, you actually bought a ghost martial arts book for me, hehe, what can you say to strengthen the body, activate the muscles and bones, and smooth the qi and blood, what is it called 'Seventy-two Styles of Controlling the Room'." As a result, I believed in your evil, and I bought it back and looked at it, and it was full of indescribable pictures that made people blush. Selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, you dare to come to our dormitory again, believe it or not, I will sweep you out!"

Su Ya rubbed his hand a few times, and said with a smile: "Oh, Brother Haoran, it hurts your body to stop your anger and anger, and it hurts your body to stir up the liver fire." Besides, my Su Ya is the most reputable in business, and the book 'Seventy-two Styles of Controlling the House' is genuine, and there is absolutely no deception. ”

"The content in this has the slightest bit of martial arts content, it is clearly not the right thing. Xu Haoran reprimanded.

"Now that Brother Haoran has seen it, have you felt the vigor of qi and blood?" Su Ya said with a sly smile.

Xu Haoran was silent, but his ears were a little red.

"If Brother Haoran, you have cultivated according to the content of this martial art, have you felt that your body has been doubly good recently, your muscles and bones are active, and you feel relaxed?" Su Ya raised his eyebrows and grinned, revealing his two front teeth.

Xu Haoran was still silent, and the redness of his ears had spread to his face.

"Hehe, if Brother Haoran thinks that the 'Seventy-two Styles of the Controlling Room' is too boring, it's okay! There are other versions of Suya here, I make sure you are satisfied." Su Ya raised his eyebrows, his eyes were shining with small single eyelids, and he took out a few so-called "martial arts" books from his shoulder bag, and said with a sly smile: "Look, there are 'one hundred and eight styles', 'one hundred and twenty-eight', and there are also 'sixty-nine styles'......"

Su Ya showed these martial arts one by one, and Wu Haoran's eyes gradually widened, his neck was flushed, his throat kept swallowing saliva, and his fingers kept pinching.

"Enough!" Suddenly, Xu Haoran let out a low snort, pushed Su Ya away, and hurriedly walked out of the dormitory, leaving only the sentence "It's really hot", leaving Su Ya with a blank face.

Su Ya held a few martial arts books, stood in place in a daze, smiled for a while, and turned his head to sell to Xu Wei and Tang Baibu, but Tang Baibu didn't raise his eyelids and ignored him at all.

And Xu Wei glanced at him even more blindly, and said with a cold face: "I don't need it." ”

"Alas, what Brother Wei needs, you can learn. Su Ya smiled slyly, but Xu Wei glanced at him coldly, so he had to smile, sigh lightly, and sit on Li Qi's bed.

"Alas, it's hard to do business these days......" Su Ya Geyou lay on the bed and sighed lightly, "Let's sell these to Brother Qi, he should need it, and Brother Qi is easy to talk to......"

Su Ya lay on his back boredly, his small eyes glanced at Li Qi's closet, and suddenly found a white shoe hidden in the shadows.

Su Ya's single eyelid and small eyes are small, but they are very keen, which is related to the martial arts he has practiced all year round, and he can see many things that others can't see even in the shadows.

Why don't you put your shoes in the shoe closet, but in the closet? Su Yahu wondered, his mind that had been cultivated in business for many years always felt that there was something strange in it.

Su Ya glanced at the dormitory and saw that there was no one else in the dormitory, only Xu Wei and Tang Baibu were wearing headphones and looking at the computer.

Prompted by suspicion and curiosity, he gritted his teeth and quickly pulled out the white shoe from the closet.

The moment the white shoes appeared in front of him, his eyes widened in shock, as if he had won the jackpot.

For a person like him who is shrewd about money, the recent news that a reward of 30 million warrior coins was offered to find the owner of the shoes was very familiar, and he dreamed of getting the 30 million.

He hugged his shoes tightly to his chest, and the image of money raining down from the sky kept flashing in his mind, and a lewd smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Holding the ecstasy in his heart, he repeatedly examined his white shoes.

White Adi Wang, size forty-three, new this year, exactly like the white shoes in the bounty order. Su Ya touched his pointed chin and looked at it, with a strong light in his eyes.

But what kind of dinosaur is this girl Song Yuanzhi is looking for? The yardage is actually forty-three yards? Su Ya smacked his tongue secretly, he shook his head, and then held back a smile and put the white shoes into his shoulder bag.

But how did this shoe end up with Li Qi's place? Is this shoe a pair of the white shoe from the bounty order? Su Ya thought about it for a while, and there were some doubts in his heart.

That's it, let's think about it later, let's keep this shoe first, go back and check the serial number of this shoe, and see if it doesn't match the white shoe on the bounty order. Su Ya thought for a moment, and felt that it was better to take the shoes back and study them first.

Hehe, thirty million, I'm coming!" Su Ya cheered in his heart, and left the dormitory excitedly and excitedly.

However, as he was about to step out of the dormitory door, a thick man's voice came from behind, which startled him a lot.

"Su Ya, when did you come over?"

Su Ya shuddered, stopped the trembling of his arm, turned the shoulder bag to his back, and turned around at the same time, moving in one go. He put on a polite face, looked at Li Qi who was surrounded by a big towel and had a big belly, his eyes purred, and he sneered: "Ouch, Brother Qi, Su Ya has already come, I wanted to recommend a few physical martial arts books to you, but now there are suddenly other customers looking for me, it is a big business, and I can't worry about it, right, so I will recommend these books to Brother Qi next time, Su Ya said goodbye first." Goodbye big brothers!" Su Ya bowed and left in a hurry, no one noticing that his shoulder bag was bulging.

"Eh, why did you go so fast, Xu Haoran bought the 'Seventy-two Style of the Controlling House' from him last time, and I still want to ask him for a few similar copies. Li Qi said depressedly.

"You kid, take it easy. Xu Wei smiled and patted Li Qi's big belly.

Li Qi scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, but at this time, Senior Sister Roy's voice came to his mind.

"Seventy-two Styles?"

"Forehead......" Li Qi was stunned and said: "Senior sister, it is a very, very powerful martial art, but if you cultivate this martial art, it is easy to make people go crazy, and it has a very high lethality rate, so you can't touch it." ”

"Blessings and misfortunes lurk, and misfortunes and blessings depend on. Often, how much danger there is, how much gain there will be, since you say that this martial art has a very high lethality rate, it must be accompanied by extremely high benefits, it is the same as the red dragon vajra body, success is heaven, failure is hell. Luo Yi said lightly, and Xuan Ze added: "That's it, I'm quite interested in this martial art, if you have a chance, you can collect it, and I'll study it." ”

"Forehead......" Li Qi's eyes widened, and his face was embarrassed.

Senior sister, curiosity kills the cat...... No, it should be curiosity that killed the pig! Li Qi raised his forehead and smiled bitterly, he had already expected a tragic picture, a picture of Senior Sister Luo Yi who had watched the "Martial Arts of the House" and burned him alive into a roast pig.