Chapter 568: Yangzhou Slap in the Face 11

I just seemed to have just fallen asleep and then woke up again. Then I felt like I had fallen, just like when I was a child, when I was very young, I was thrown into the water by my brother to learn to swim, and I had the illusion of being thrown into the water and then hit hard by the water.

I felt like I was sinking into the water, but my body was still extremely heavy, or I couldn't feel my body yet, only some vague touches, and I knew that I was surrounded by water. Before my eyelids opened, it was dark in front of me, and I opened my mouth and made a blistering, gurgling sound, and I seemed to unconsciously shake my head, and the gurgling sound became clearer. So I wondered, was I soaked in a nutrient solution like the protagonist in the sci-fi power supply? So I tried to swallow it, but I didn't taste it.

I still couldn't open my eyes, and I couldn't help but panic a little in my heart, but my ears seemed to be very sensitive, and I could hear the gurgling of water very clearly, and I hope it wasn't the rhythm of blinding my eyes and then my ears began to become sensitive. I thought this way, and then I thought: Who could have saved me?

As I thought so, it seemed that at the same time, countless voices of chanting sounded all around me at the same time, men and women, old and young, rough and delicate, and these countless voices suddenly poured into my more and more sensitive ears! Back and forth in it, without any interruption and decadence.

"All appearances are vain!" Childish said.

"All appearances are vain!" The old man said.

"All appearances are vain!" So says the young man.

"All appearances are vain!" The woman, like my fairy's voice, said so.

My eardrums were shaken, and I couldn't help but open my mouth to call out, but it only brought out more gurgling blisters, and then I felt as if I had opened my eyes, but there was still no light, and I couldn't help but be more flustered, and my hands and feet were also moving, but only more blisters were turned.

"Don't be angry when you're angry, don't be impatient when you're in trouble." The old man said.

"Only without thought can we be quiet, and we can calm ourselves in silence." The woman said.

It wasn't my fairy's voice, although it was very similar, but when I heard this voice, I still couldn't help but fall silent.

Once I calmed down, I realized that I was naturally levitating, but I must not have felt suffocated, very strange, very magicalβ€”where was I? Am I dead? I think so.

"All appearances are vain!" And they all chanted together.

What is this, I fell into the middle of a bunch of religious maniacs? I complained silently in my heart.

"Don't say it, you can't say it, it's wrong to say it." Childish said.

"You're very verbose, people think we're religious lunatics." Said in a voice that was more like my fairy.

"It's not my problem." Countless voices said in unison, "This good man, don't panic. Though thou shalt be dead, thou hast asked for nothing, and thy soul has fallen into weak waters, but thou hast not died. Seek heaven and earth, ask for mercy, and now gain consciousness and give blessings. Thou shalt be clear. ”

As a child who stepped into the society after graduating from high school, I said that I don't know how to write Chinese and can't keep up with the rhythm, what should I do?

"Then let's talk about people. You are dead, but your life is good, your soul is still tough, and you can still gurgle and bubble in the weak water. We only uphold the job responsibilities and working principles of the gods and people-oriented universal sentient beings, and give you a chance, what requirements do you have, and carefully state it? ”

Nima, can this really happen to me? As a child who still believes in atheism, I actually prefer to believe that I have traveled to a future with superb medical technology and mind-reading skills, and that you are really immortals?

"Ordinary people still have the appearance of sentient beings, and immortals also have many faces, we are many people, I am also one person, how many distracting thoughts we have, I can also clear my heart. The Buddha said: There is no self, there is no other person, there is no sentient being, there is no longevity. All appearances are vain! ”

I was silent, giving myself a moment to try to come to terms with the reality of my death, and to feel the terrible weakness that soaked me, and indeed felt nothing uncomfortable. Does being blind count?

After I was silent for a while, the surrounding gods or future humans began to hum all the phases again, ignoring me.

Then believe that these Buddhas are immortals? Even if it's not a fairy, it's not the first time for people to play tricks once.

So I thought to myself, I'm going to have another life, okay?

"Thou shalt be broken in flesh, and we will bless thee with the blessing of rebirth. The reborn, as such. ”

I waited for a while, and the gods suddenly fell silent, and there was no reply. I'm wondering, there is a sudden brilliance in front of me, it's a simple special effect dotted with stars, so I can't help but complain in my heart, this special effect is made for five cents, right? But the effect is still good, as soon as the special effects passed, my eyes lit up, and when I looked around, I could see that it was a relatively simple military camp, and I could feel the cold wind blowing in between the gaps in the camp tent, and then hovering inside the tent, and gradually whistling away from the gaps. Looking at the body again, the iron armor is strong, the cold light shines on people, and the powerful power it contains can be felt between the movements of the body. I was pleasantly surprised to pull out the saber on my waist and shine on my face, oops, I'll go, this posture, this demeanor, this wave of smiles, throwing off the standard handsome guy eight streets, at least the standard between the eight-year-old Lori and the eighty-year-old woman, right? Just thinking about it, a bright color opened the curtain of the tent and walked in, a small face that was not enough to describe the country and the city saw me, the eyes of this classical beauty were often full of tears, and she threw away the food plate in her hand with a breath, and threw herself into my arms with a "king".

I thoughtfully raised the green sword in my hand at the same time, I felt two soft flesh across the iron armor to my heart and lungs across the mountain to fight the cow, shocked me that is blood boiling golden rooster stand up, I am high-spirited, haha, if the bell and drum ring, I raise the sword to the sky, heroic dry clouds, read the white said: "Pull out the mountains and rivers to cover the world, the does not pass away, but what can be helped, Yu Xi Yu Xi can not do anything!" ”

Hey! Wrong! This seems to be a bit of a pitfall! Am I in the middle of the wall or what?

There was a chaotic voice from the sky: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, recently, our immortals have also been connected, running towards internationalization, galaxialization and cross-domain, and I accidentally watched a little more jokes, and I got rid of it, and I came again." ”

didn't give me a chance to complain, it was another flicker of five-cent special effects. I opened my eyes and found myself lying down, with an octopus plate grabbing me, oh no, it's a beauty, the flesh is a little heavy, but the figure is really good, the skin is called a white and red, and the white snow is slippery and fat, which is a true portrayal of her. I moved, and sure enough, I was naked, so I shamefully stood up again. "Twice in a row" stood up, I suddenly had a dry mouth, so I subconsciously raised my hand and touched a wine glass next to me, scooped it into the wine pool next to it, there was a sound of water, the beauty on the body moved, and raised a snow-white face without blood but still amazing posture to look at me, a trace of blood on the lips was particularly amazing, the key is that she has a knife in her chest! A knife that has been deeply submerged! I was scared all of a sudden!

The beautiful woman smiled at me and said, "Great King, Da Ji has followed the king all his life, but in this life, he will go first." In the next life, will the king still light a beacon fire for me? ”

With a chirp, the beauty's head was crooked and broken, hanging on my chest, a pair of eyes were still squinting at me slightly, and at the same time, the sound of rushing and killing suddenly sounded in my ears, it was "Kill the King and Kill the Demon Queen", so I suddenly even weakened my legs.

There was a loud bang in the sky, and the gods appeared again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this computer with rebirth software still uses the fork skin system, you know, there will always be a little problem, this time our technician will do it himself, and give you a good life." ”

Nima! It's a good life! It's good that I'm in good condition! Again, who is responsible if it is impotent?

"You have to be responsible for me!" I didn't pay attention to the five-cent special effects because I complained about it.,When I look at it again,There's a cute round-faced little Lori in front of me.,Little Lori said a very cute word.,It doesn't matter if I keep up with the rhythm or not.,Open a mouthful of little tiger teeth and gnaw on my paws.,It's really not painful and the little Lori is really a beauty billet cute and cute.,I'm rough and thick-skinned.,I only think about Lori to develop a cute cuteness in my heart! Well...... My fur is so thick, but fortunately, the hair is soft enough not to hurt Little Lori's mouth, otherwise wouldn't it be a tyrannical thing? At this time, a gentle and mellow woman next to her said loudly: "Sister Ga, Xiao Meow is your lifelong friend, you have to be kind to it." ”

I turned back and meowed at the hostess who was washing and drying the futon in the sun, and she was my next target.

Wait, something seems wrong? I raised my paw to look at the meat ball on it, and fell into a bit of a contemplation that couldn't keep up with the rhythm - I didn't see a female meow, is there a future for my meow?

Wait, that doesn't seem like the point?

The sky roared loudly again, and it was the sound of coughing: "The tenacity of your soul and the consciousness of your mind are really extraordinary, and they have alarmed our leaders, and here is the leader's speech, everyone applauds and welcomes!" ”

The applause rang out, and I was once again "thrown" into the weak water where I couldn't see anything but listen to my own bubbles and the applause of the gods. Anyway, if you have time to applaud, why don't you fish me out and talk about it? It's annoying!

"Hello, I am the person in charge of the Immortal Office in the Oriental Department of Buddhism, if you have any ideas, you can explain them to me carefully." A female voice said a term that I don't know how strong, it seems that immortals are also vast and competitive, fairies are still so mundane, what they said just now, "Where all appearances are many people are also one person" or something, is it really?

"No, all appearances are vain. If you see things that are not like each other, you see them as they are. ”

After being tossed a few times, I already believed that I had met a fairy, and I was a little excited. Suddenly, I was thinking about it and asked in my heart: Why Buddha? I don't believe in Buddhism, but I read Taoism a lot, why Buddha?

"Buddha is the way." The female voice seems to have been rigidly implanted with a wave of advertisements, "Those who are good in their hearts, those who are powerful, are immortals, no matter Buddhism, no matter things, no matter beliefs." Then she added in a businesslike manner, "And you have the root of Buddha-nature and wisdom, so it should be under my separate jurisdiction." ”

Buddha nature wisdom root such a thing can still fall on me as a layman, is the Buddha napping?

"When the Buddha attained enlightenment, he said: All sentient beings have the wisdom and virtue of the Buddha, but they cannot attain it with delusional attachment."

I want to know, why me? Don't fool me with big truths, I chose politics when I was in high school! Now that I've had a hard time accepting theism, don't bother me with all the truth!

The female voice was silent for a while, and then said: "You have great blessings, there is Bodhisattva wisdom in your soul, there is a Bodhisattva protection in front of you, and there is a Bodhisattva guard on the top." The Bodhisattva enlightens your wisdom, obtains great good karma, and has proved Bodhi. ”

I felt my heart suddenly skip a beat, and I felt something, and my heart was suddenly moved and then peaceful. So I thought in my heart and asked, "Is there any arrangement for me that the Bodhisattva has attained enlightenment in advance?"

"Yes." The female voice said, "It is the road of great sorrow, great suffering, and great evil, and you are willing to go with it?" ”

Accompanying you? My heart is ethereal, just missing. Then countless chanting voices rang out again all around at the same time: "Good and good, great sorrow, great suffering, great evil, great joy and great happiness, and so on!" ”

I felt the liquid slowly spilling out of the corners of my eyes again, and I finally asked, "Is she still a bodhisattva?" ”

The immortals said in unison: "If a bodhisattva has the appearance of me, human beings, and sentient beings, he is not a bodhisattva." ”

The corners of my mouth curled and I smiled, knowing that I was already starting to feel my body. So I was inexplicably moved again, and silently thought in my heart: I am willing to go with me.

The sense of touch in the body was slowly returning, and for the last time, they chanted the Buddha in unison.

"When the world was born, when he saw the wind, he walked on foot, walked seven steps in a row, and took a lotus flower at a time. Then he pointed to the sky and the earth with one hand, and said: Heaven and the world, I am the only one. The Buddha also took the lotus as the platform, sat on the lotus platform, hid in the sea of the world, three thousand leaves on the side of the lotus platform, a flower and a world, a sand and a paradise. It is tea for the three thousand great thousands......

"As the World-Honored One says, I am the only one, and this self is the great self of all beings. All living beings have Buddha nature, and once they are enlightened, they are free from all kinds of greed, and there is nothing to confuse you anymore, and nothing in heaven or earth can control you. This is said to be self-respecting, as it is said: a qiΔ“ has a law, such as a dream bubble, such as dew and electricity, should be viewed as such.

"Good man! Good woman! There is no obstacle so there is no terror, and it is far away from the upside-down dream of Nirvana. ”

"It's a bit of a prank, isn't it? A little bit of a favor? "I vaguely heard a female voice say something, and then I lost consciousness completely.