Early the next morning, I got up and looked in the mirror and wanted to cry without tears. Eight. The egg took turns to bless the divine fist, and it made me feel like I had just finished performing a big stone in my chest, and I was directly bruised all night......

Speaking of Huang Simeng, she was quite positive, and rushed to the warehouse early in the morning, and there was a car with her, which was full of work clothes of the gods and some props. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Unloaded everything, Huang Simeng sent the driver away as soon as possible, seeing that I was sitting on the second floor and languishing, she hurriedly beckoned me to help move clothes downstairs, I waved my hand with difficulty: "Don't count me if I have physical work these days, I can't move." ”

She didn't understand what I meant: "What's wrong with you?" ”

I pulled my clothes down, revealing the black mass on my chest, and looked at her with an aggrieved expression, almost crying without tears.

She looked surprised: "Wow, your chest hair is so dense!" ”

I was about to cry: "Breasts your sister's hair, this Nima was beaten last night......"

After breakfast, everyone took their clothes and went downstairs early to wait for the training camp, not that they were active, mainly because they had not seen what the modern training camp looked like, and it felt fresh, in their eyes, it was similar to playing.

This time, in order to meet the occasion, Dong Xiaoya took great pains, in order to make customers feel immersive, he didn't even use the security guard's uniform, but made it all into the kind of fast catch, looking at the style, it should be from the Ming Dynasty, in order to appear more real, even one person was equipped with a prop waist knife, which looked like a trouble.

However, this dress may be worn by Zhao Kuo, but it will not be possible for those generals who are charging into battle to wear it, think about it, how highly recognizable Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and others are!

You let him wear this, what does it look like? Zhang Fei is not to mention, just his swallow jaw and tiger whiskers, leopard head and eyes, give him a long sword He is Zhong Kui, and the two axes are Li Kui, and there is no problem with Bao Zheng when he shaves his beard, the key is that he can even COS coal after taking off his clothes, such a person is fierce and evil, but wearing a fast clothes and pretending to be a public security, how nondescript you say......

When everyone was almost there, Huang Simeng raised his head and came down from the second floor, and glanced at the chaotic god, Huang Simeng frowned: "Stand up for me, look what do you guys look like in this mess?" Come, listen to my command, and all stand in a line. ”

The gods don't know what to do with them standing in line, anyway, people call to stand up, and a group of people make a fuss to line up, but the training camp hasn't started yet, because of the problem of queuing, the brothers almost didn't pinch up.

Zhu Houzhao is short, but he wants to stand at the head of the queue, his reason is very simple, his identity is the emperor, of course the emperor wants to stand at the head of the line, this reason Lao Wu and Temujin both agree, but they also have differences, the three are all emperor-level, who should stand at the head of this row?

Not only did they have differences between them, but also the generals did not recognize their status, under unanimous opposition, everyone quarreled because of disagreement, Huang Simeng heard a head and two big: "Don't quarrel, the tall stand in front, the short stand behind, is it so difficult to line up?" It's not a salary, but also a queue, hey, Bai Qi, Du Fu, why are you two standing here? ”

The two old guys were looking for a place to stand in line, and when they heard Huang Simeng shouting, they were also confused: "Didn't you let the training camp?" ”

Huang Simeng waved his hand at the two of them: "Don't train the two of you, one cleaner and one vigil are so old, and those who don't know at the door still think that there are two zombies at the door......"

The two old men walked away, looking at the gods who had already stood in order of height, Huang Simeng cleared his throat: "Although you are all well-known figures in history, but since you have arrived here and received the company's salary, you must be more formal, intensive training, and military training is almost the same, now you are equivalent to soldiers, since you are soldiers, you must be bound by the standards of soldiers, first of all, what is the image of a soldier?" ”

A group of soldiers below, even if Zhu Houzhao is like this, have self-styled the title of 'mighty general', they must know too much about the soldiers, listening to Huang Simeng's question, everyone replied: "Can fight well!" ”

"Obey orders, not afraid of death!"

"Orders are forbidden, and they must be obeyed."

Huang Simeng nodded: "That's right, but you're just security guards, and security guards don't need to let you go out to fight, so you don't need anything that can fight well and be fearless of death, what you have to do is just stand there with a tall posture, how to stand well?" That's the military stance! Okay, now I'm going to teach you military posture first, first of all, we need to keep our feet together. ”

Huang Simeng made a demonstration of putting his feet together while talking, the gods didn't know why, so they followed along, seeing that everyone realized very quickly, Huang Simeng continued: "After the feet are together, then the chest is raised and the abdomen is closed." ”

She made another chest and abdomen movement, but her chest was so big that I almost didn't have a nosebleed, and I reacted like this, and the gods naturally did the same, all brushing and looking at her chest.

Huang Simeng's face flushed: "What are you looking at?" Let you hold your chest, not look at my chest, continue to hold your chest, yes, tuck your abdomen, next, look up, look up, Zhu Houzhao, I asked you to look up, didn't you hear? ”

Zhu Houzhao looked aggrieved: "I lifted ......"

I went over and kicked him in the crotch: "Who T.M asked you to lift the bottom, let you lift the ...... on your neck"

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