Chapter 240: Beginner Mission
The two little kids standing at the head of the bridge weren't as brave as they appeared, and the chubby boy whispered in a trembling voice, "Parker, just now Kevin said how far they were supporting us?" ”
The slightly emaciated little boy next to him was about to burst into tears, but the little courage he had left made him answer the little fat man's question: "I... I don't know... We just left the museum together, and I didn't hear him say anything about the location of the support, maybe they're still there, a mile away..."
“... Hell, even if I'm afraid of being discovered by the devil, I don't have to be so far away for support, I know that Kevin's bastard promised to make me tomato scrambled eggs, it's not a good thing, why did I agree in a daze..."After listening to Parker's answer, the little fat man Garcia also began to feel sorry for himself, but he turned his head to look at the unlucky guy next to him, he was in a slightly better mood, but he was not the only one who was unlucky, "Parker, why did you volunteer to be the bait?" ”
... After struggling for a while, Parker finally spoke, "Hey, it's not Wen Li yet, she promised me not to tell me about the fact that I accidentally saw Uncle Zhen Zhen being knocked into the dirt pit by Uncle Haoyu..."
“... Parker, I think you've been fooled, I remember Uncle Yunqing said that monks of their level are already able to control the surrounding environment in battles, not to mention perceiving a few of you disciples who are just getting started, in my opinion, it's Uncle Zhen Zhen They don't care at all... With Uncle Zhen Zhen's arrogant personality, even if he is seen in public, he won't really take it to heart..."
After listening to Garcia's analysis, Parker stiffly turned his head in his direction, seeing his sad and angry face, the little fat man Garcia was startled, Parker asked in a voice full of resentment: "... Why didn't you say it earlier, oh my God, how many unfair terms I promised for this, I must settle accounts with Wen Li when I go back..."
Looking at Parker's appearance of looking up to the sky and sighing, Garcia put something in his stomach and didn't say it, "Looking at your virtue, I think even if you find Wenli, the famous little witch in our life, most of the losses will be you..."
After Garcia's gag, Parker's first actual combat tension was greatly eliminated, and he began to face the enemy in front of him, "Okay, Parker, you want to go to Wen Li to ask for an explanation, we have to solve the pile of troubles in front of us first, there are no resentful spirits in broad daylight, centaurs and sheep-headed demons are not big problems for us, even if the enemy has any hidden forces, I believe Kevin and they can appear in time, then, according to what we said before, the centaur will be handed over to you, and the sheep-headed demon will be handed over to me." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Well, I'm not going to be underestimated, look at how good I am!" Skinny Parker gave himself a shout and drew his sword from behind his back and charged at the demon, but the sight made the sheep laugh even harder.
"Hahaha, oh my gosh, I can't do it, what's that kid holding that piece of iron, sword? How is it so fine, who will solve him. Broken Horn couldn't stand laughing, lying there hammering the ground with his hand, the Chinese long sword carried by Parker was too slender even for the sheep-headed demon with average physical fitness, in the eyes of the demon, the weight of the weapon directly showed whether the strength was strong or not, of course, except for the magician, but what magician would charge the enemy with a long sword.
"Okay, okay, I'll come, but this kid is so interesting, I'm going to catch him and raise him, and perform demon slayer warriors every day, I think I'll be able to get a lot of performance money from other people." Scarface grinned and walked over to Parker.
"Hey, don't use a weapon, if you accidentally break one of that kid's parts, you won't be able to raise the fare."
"Don't worry, am I still afraid that he will scratch me?"
The centaurs on both sides also put down their rifles, although they thought the tricks of these sheep-headed demons were boring, but they checked around and found no ambush, and they didn't mind watching a good show.
The little fat Garcia is not as harmless as it seems, looking at the rifle in the centaur hand pointing diagonally at the ground, he felt that it was not too safe, and his eyes rolled and he thought of a notice.
"Parker, I'll help you!" Garcia, who was wide and fat, let out a roar and pulled out the heavy sword behind him, his saber looked more powerful than Parker's, with a 10-centimeter-wide blade and a thick sword spine, this quaint imitation of the ancient Chinese Warring States style of the big sword made Scarface slow down slightly, in their opinion, this kind of strange shape of the ancient sword is not excluded from some ancient holy relics, maybe it will emit some strange effect, the centaurs also raised their guns and became cautious.
Parker was also a little dumbfounded, this seemed to be a little different from the strategy he had said before, Parker, who was a little slow in his brain, looked at Garcia stunned and overtook him with a big sword held high, "Isn't Garcia a disciple of Zhengyi, and he can also use swordsmanship?" No, I remember that this sword was a replica that I bought for $20 in Chinatown when I was shopping with him, even if I know how to use swordsmanship, I can't be so hasty..."
Before Parker could come to his senses, Garcia seemed to be running too fast, and he fell heavily to the ground with garlic under his feet, and the long sword flew several meters away. Looking at this scene, the battlefield entered a brief silence, Parker and the demon both looked at the little fat man on the ground stupidly, he fell so hard that he seemed to have fainted, and he just lay on the ground straight, motionless.
"Hahahaha..." This time even the centaurs couldn't help themselves, and laughed loudly, and the rifles in their hands were also carried on their backs, because they were afraid that they would accidentally misfire when laughing.
"Oh my gosh, this little fat guy is a genius in the world of comedy, I'm going to take him on tour with that skinny boy, I feel like I'm going to get rich." Scarface smiled and walked over to them.
Since the view was blocked by his slightly fat body, no one noticed that an inconspicuous copper coin hanging from Garcia's chest emitted a faint yellow light, and the corners of the funny little fat man's mouth also showed a sly smile.