35, I, Qin Shi Huang, play money
"I'm going with you!"
"No, I can't. Sun Dasheng rejected Bai Ze.
"Why?"
"In the order we received, it didn't say that you could go with us on this mission. ”
"One more person, one more effort. ”
"That's not the case, we don't need someone to hold us back. ”
Tang Nier said that she was very disdainful, Bai Ze's combat effectiveness, she didn't have seen it, if she really fought, this guy was a scumbag.
More than two years ago, if Bai Ze hadn't had a gun in his hand, and Zhao Qingjing had two to one, she wouldn't have been caught.
"You tomboy ......"
Demolish the stage, this is, how deep is this guy's resentment towards himself, sure enough, a woman is a woman, and her heart is so small.
"It's okay if you want to follow, but there's got to be a valid reason. ”
If this is another law enforcement team, it will definitely not let Bai Ze follow, they will strictly follow the order, refuse without saying a word, cold like a machine.
But this law enforcement team is different, they are humane and will deal with it as appropriate, so they need a reason for Bai Ze.
"He ......" Bai Ze dragged the little old man over, "His ability is fortune telling, he calculated, if I, a noble man with a fate, didn't follow this trip, then he wouldn't be able to come back." ”
The little old man is also in the society, and he has been in the old rivers and lakes for decades, and when he heard Bai Ze's words, he immediately understood what he meant, and then pretended to be pitiful and cooperated.
"Yes, yes, this trip is dangerous, you have to deal with so many terracotta warriors, you will definitely not be able to take care of me, you are a master of art and bold, of course you don't care, but the little old man, I, I have no ability to protect myself." ”
Sun Dasheng waved his hand and said: "The people of our heart alliance are not police officers, so they have no responsibility and obligation to protect the safety of personal life and property, this incident was originally caused by you, and it is reasonable for you to die." ”
"Amitayus blessing, in fact, it is a good thing to die in it, it is the tomb of the ancestral dragon, you can have the honor to be buried in it, it is also a blessing, you are a fortune teller, you can change your thinking, with your own body, in exchange for the blessing of future generations. ”
What the monk meant by this is that you don't know how to tell fortunes and look at feng shui?
Although this trip is dangerous, it is not without the value of adventure, and when you get to the place, you find a feng shui treasure as your own cemetery ancestral tomb, so that your descendants can enjoy the treatment of green smoke from the ancestral tomb.
I have to say that this monk seems to be a kind monk, but his mouth is really damaged, and what he said is very reasonable, which makes it impossible to refute.
The little old man was stunned for a while, and then said, "That, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet." ”
"Not yet married, very good, very good, immeasurably long. ”
“......”
Bai Ze didn't know very well what kind of psychology this monk was.
You're happy before you get married, you shouldn't be a member of the FFF group.
This reason can't be said, so there is only one more reason to make up, Bai Ze said after thinking about it.
"Actually, I don't know if you received a text message in the first two years. ”
"What text message?"
"Well, the general content is like this, hello, I am Qin Shi Huang, I took the elixir and did not die, now there are hundreds of millions of troops sealed in the imperial tomb, tens of thousands of tons of gold buried in the ground can not be excavated, now I need you to help me, aid 5,000 yuan, and when I successfully give you ten thousand taels of gold, generalissimo of soldiers and horses, the following is my Alipay ************. ”
The simple summary is, I, Qin Shi Huang, play money!
"Ah, when you say that, I'm a little impressed. It's just that what he sent me was, hello everyone, I'm Sun Wukong, I'm making a big fuss in the underworld, life and death are fighting in my hands, give me twenty yuan, and I'll cross your name off the book of life and death.
I wondered at the time, didn't I make trouble in the underworld, someone dared to pretend to be me, and the price was too cheap, crossing out a person's name, it was only twenty yuan, which really annoyed me. ”
Sun Dasheng said very angrily, Bai Ze was confused at that time, you really think of yourself as the Monkey King.
But this is not the point, the point is not to crook the building, Bai Ze hurriedly straightened the building back.
"Hehe, you may not believe it, but I really gave the other party money at that time. Now the facts are in front of me, Zulong is not dead, Qin Shi Huang is still alive, so I am going to go to the other party to collect debts and let him fulfill his promise. ”
"To tell you the truth, at that time, I was also anxious about justice and righteousness, and remitted 5,000 to the other party, but unfortunately there is still no reply, and now I think about it, the time has not come. ”
This is the little brother who is wearing Hanfu and thinks he is doing cosplay, and he said with a kind face.
"Amitayus longevity, the little monk also remitted 10,000 to the other party. ”
"I didn't give much, because he said he wanted fifty dollars. ”
Sun Dasheng was a little ashamed.
“???”
Bai Ze is completely speechless now, are you stupid and have a lot of money, or are you deliberately joining forces to trick me, I am about to believe it, do you know?
"Then Bai Ze, how much money did you pay the other party. ”
Bai Ze gritted his teeth, blushed, and said word by word: "Five thousand!"
"Amitayus longevity, debt repayment, it is justified, even if he is the ancestral dragon and the first emperor, she has to pay back. ”
"Yes, if that's the case, then Bai Ze will go with us. ”
"Whew!"
Bai Ze let out a long breath, fortunately, the goal was finally achieved, and it was not in vain that he threw his shame aside.
The little old man was speechless and asked in a low voice.
"Did you really pay for it?"
"Do I look like a fool?"
"Not really. ”
"Do you think they look like fools?"
"Hmmm......"
The little old man didn't know what to say.
These words are just ridicule on the Internet, just a stalk, normal people will not believe it, that is, they are just laughing.
But Sun Dasheng and they seem to really believe it, they are very serious, whether it is from their expressions or hearts, they are true.
It's not that they're stupid, it's that they're too simple, they live in their own world, and there aren't many people who can interact with them.
So this also caused them to be simple, and even stupid without heart.
There's nothing wrong with their intelligence, it's just that their ideas are different from ordinary people.
They believe in the world they fantasize about and are steadfast, so their minds, their qualifications, their growth, and their abilities are unique and incomparably strong.
But because of this, they are out of step with the world.
If you think about it, they are a little pitiful, but they are not a kind of happiness.
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