Yang Jian also sweated when he saw it: "Heavenly King, why are you holding a corn?" ”

Li Jing's face was ugly as if he could wring out water, and he made a silent gesture at us, and only after a while did he say, "Didn't you ban our spells?" You can't use magic weapons...... My third son was upstairs, and I was afraid that he would see that something was wrong, so I had to break a corn to fill the façade......"

"What!" I was so shocked that my jaw didn't hit the instep of my foot: "You are really a corn...... Those who know say that you sent someone, but those who don't know think that you sent food......"

Li Jing looked at the second floor and waved his hand at me: "Whisper, don't let my son hear it." ”

"Hey! You let me say what's good about you, what's going on with you and your son? ”

"It's hard to say, you don't care about it." Li Jing patted me on the shoulder as he spoke: "Jiang Xiaoyou, I hope for jade...... You and Zhenjun have kept a secret for me about the Colorful Exquisite Tower, don't let my son know, in order to thank you, I'll help you think about the cost of living, what do you think? ”

Hey, this Li Jing is really enough, he didn't tell Heavenly Court about my lack of money at all, and it is estimated that this time he was also controlled by us, so he made such a promise.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but be a little angry, the status of the commander of the Heavenly Court garrison has dropped another notch in my mind since then, seeing that I didn't speak, he thought I agreed, and hugged my fist: "Jiang Xiaoyou, Li will please." ”

As I spoke, I suddenly saw a flash of silver light on Li Jing's body, and in the blink of an eye, he was like a reflection in a haha mirror, his figure was elongated and shortened, and he disappeared directly after shaking for a while......

"He's gone." Yang Jian greeted me: "Let's go back to the house too." ”

"Don't worry. Wait a minute. "I stood still and didn't move. I really can't figure out why Li Jing would hold the corn in his hand. Yang Jian was also curious: "What's wrong?" ”

"I'm still thinking about corn......

"What's there to think about, Li Jing was afraid that San'er would know that he didn't have the Colorful Exquisite Pagoda in his hand to trouble him, so he brought a piece of corn, I said that, you understand, right?"

I looked dazed: "Uncle Li is afraid that San'er will trouble him?" Is there anything going on between these two fathers and sons? ”

Seeing that I don't look like I'm not dead in the heart of the Yellow River, Yang ∑dǐng∑diǎn∑ Xiao∑ said, .★.£os_(); Jian also knew that I wouldn't go upstairs if I didn't make it clear to me today, so he sighed and said, "You know about Nezha's troubles in the sea, right?" ”

I diǎn diǎn head: "You know, this is not often played on TV when I am young......"

"Then do you know that the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas gathered in Chentang Pass at that time. threatened Li Jing to flood the people if he didn't hand over San'er. ”

I frowned: "I know all this, and later San'er cut the flesh and returned the father to the father and the mother to have such a saying as the lotus incarnation, can you just pick up the heavy diǎn and tell me no?" I keep asking why this is going on. ”

"Okay, I'll just pick up the heavy diǎn and say." Yang Jian cleared his throat and said: "Back then, San'er cut himself off because of the persecution of Li Jing and the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and because of this, they married a beam between the father and son, and the first thing San'er did after his resurrection was to do it back, but San'er is a disciple of Taiyi Zhenren, a magic weapon all over his body, which is Li Jing's opponent?" I'm going to die. As a result, at the critical moment, the Lantern Daoist came out to disrupt the situation, and sent Li Jing such a magic weapon to deal with his son. Thanks to this magic weapon, Li Jing has the opportunity to live until now, even if the beam of the two of them has not been untied after our physical sanctification, and the truce agreement is all maintained by the colorful exquisite tower, if San'er now knows that his father does not have the colorful glazed tower in his hand, I don't need to say the consequences, right? ”

"Oh! It turns out that this is the case, co-authoring Li Jing as the commander of the court garrison for such a big day, and he has been afraid of his son for a long time! ”

Yang Jian clapped his hands: "Yes!" You've finally figured it out. ”

I sighed: "I thought that this episode was only in our mortal world, 'the rebel son beating the old father', but I never thought that the gods also had such a play, it was simply breathtaking......"

"Hey, if you want me to say that in fact, this is not to blame Li Jing, it was San'er who was too skinny back then, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a rebel, not to mention the East China Sea rubbing bath, this is not a problem, there are fewer swimmers in the East China Sea in the summer? I didn't see Ao Bing catch one by one, right! But you rub the bath and rub the bath, what are you stirring up in the sea? In the end, the Dragon King of the East China Sea vomited...... It was under the water, and how scary his vomit was! It's all over the place, I don't believe you can try it in the pool one day and see how disgusting it is under the spitting water......"

I covered my mouth with my hand and tried to vomit: "Uh...... This paragraph can be omitted. ”

"Okay, okay, omitted." Yang Jian waved his hand again and again: "Let's go on, it's not right for San'er to mess with Tianya in Shanghai, and he has successively killed all the Yaksha and the third prince of Long, there is no royal law, I feel that no matter who it is, such a son who has brought disaster to the country and the people has to be eliminated for the people, in fact, Li Tianwang is really not to blame back then." ”

I diǎn diǎn head: "I can figure out the contradiction between their father and son when you explain it like this, but there is one more thing I haven't figured out." ”

Yang Jian frowned: "Why do you have so much?" Say. ”

"Even if Li Tianwang is afraid of San'er's revenge and has to take a tower at any time, does this have anything to do with the corn? Even if the nether magic weapon can't be used, how can he hold a real thing in his hand is better than a togan crop, right? ”

"Why are you so donkey? Nether magic weapons are all banned, what if you lose them? That's an immortal artifact! Of course, it's safer to put the heavenly court. ”

He was right, but I was even more puzzled after listening to it: "No, when San'er came, his whole body was full of magic weapons, and the Chaotian Aya Qiankun circle was still piled up in the corner, why didn't Li Jing remind him?" What should I do if I lose it? ”

Yang Jian was speechless: "Li Jing wishes that San'er's magic weapon would be left behind, how can San'er go against him without these things?" It's a miracle that your IQ can live so much......"

After he finished speaking, he didn't want to continue to pay attention to me, turned around and walked upstairs, I snorted up: "Second brother, I found that you speak so funny, it's completely different from what is written in the book." ”

"I've lived in the mortal world for thousands of years, and if I didn't find myself diǎn lehe, I would have gone crazy a long time ago, you think it's easy to live for thousands of years......"

I didn't say anything all night, I got up early the next day, and after I was busy with the storehouse, I took a car to the second-hand motorcycle market in the city.

As soon as I entered the market gate, there were a few second-hand dealers around, I haven't been to this place before, I don't know which one is good, looking at a few people in front of me gossiping about selling melons in that Wang Po, for a while I don't know who to choose.

"Don't shout, there are so many of you merchants, which one is the cheapest for me to go to, okay?"

As soon as I finished saying this, a bald man took my hand: "Big brother, you must not be greedy for cheap when buying a car, especially second-hand, safety is the most important." ”

"Pull it down." As soon as the bald voice was spoken, a middle-aged man from the Mediterranean rushed to my arm: "Everyone has said that they want to buy the cheapest, what are you still mixing here?" If you want to say that the cars on the market are cheap, I am second, then no one dares to rank first, brother, go to my place. ”

The bald head pouted: "Yes, their car is really cheap, just ride and ride down the parts, last time a buddy bought a car with him, and it didn't take half a day to ride back, and the two wheels were stunned by him to ride into a unicycle, as if playing acrobatics, brother, do you say scary or not?" ”

"It's scary." I wiped my sweat, this is too exaggerated, I don't believe it when I hear it, I haven't seen a car on the road falling down, just thinking about it, another man in a fur coat next to him said again: "Bald head, how long did you say it took to lose a wheel?" Last month, he sold a car and had another accident, haven't you heard? A buddy also bought a car from him, and the two of them fell off halfway through the ride, and a good motorcycle was ridden into a maglev ......"

Me: "......" -

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Li Jing is afraid that his son will be specifically mentioned in the original book, so don't worry about it, there is really such a thing (to be continued.) )