Chapter 31: Possession of the Gods
It's also thanks to this grandson who came up with it, to give chocolate to the people of the Song Dynasty, if you want to stuff people with durian, you won't be killed on the spot......
Out of the alley, our group of three went straight to the old man's pointed position, Jiangcheng is not big, and the road is very narrow, before the entrance of the vegetable market has been bustling with people, like a long queue, at a glance it is simply black. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
There are so many people, where can I find Zhang Shun......
You say that these people are also tm full of food and have nothing to do, just kill people, as for that? I don't know if I think I go to the temple fair, I guess, it's also because there was really no entertainment in ancient times, and these people used this as a horror movie.
The closer I got to the entrance of the market, the more crowded it became, and the center was almost full of guards all the way down, making the already narrow streets seem to have no place to stand, and I felt like a sardine locked in a can at this moment......
"Look at Song Jiang and they are about to be escorted over, you said that we don't know any of the people in Liangshan, how will we meet in a while?" Zhu Houzhao took a pergola and looked around, and I also followed his gaze to look around, but I didn't know if I didn't see it, but when I looked at it, it amused me.
I couldn't help but laugh 'poof', and Zhu Houzhao said curiously: "What are you laughing at? ”
I pointed to a man wearing a hat not far in front of me, and said, "Who said TM doesn't know each other, aren't they holding name tags?" ”
Zhu Houzhao looked at the old man for a long time: "What a famous brand." ”
", these people in Liangshan really want to think of it, for fear that others will see their true faces, they all wear hats to cover their faces, what is the difference between this and holding a name tag and saying that they are here to rob the Dharma field?"
Zhu Houzhao was surprised: "Why are you from Liangshan, and there is no rule that you are not allowed to bring a hat." ”
I pulled him closer to my side and whispered to those people wearing hats: "Look at the man with red hair under the brim of his hat, with a fierce face, needless to say, I know that it is the red-haired ghost Liu Tang, you look at the tall man next to him, compared to our old Lu Du, who is this, it is clearly King Kong Song Wan in the clouds, and the dwarf next to him, isn't that the bantam tiger Wang Ying?" ”
"Hey! You're really sharp-eyed, and you'll recognize it. ”
Zhu Houzhao admired me for the first time, presumably he was not complimenting me, but really felt that I was right.
The two of us are chatting without a sentence to find a good man in Liangshan, just like playing 'everyone comes to find fault', just talking, suddenly my waist and eyes tightened, looking back, once upon a time, there was an extra man wearing a hat behind me!
"Little brother, your eyes are poisonous enough!" The man bowed his head slightly and covered half of his face with a hat: "Who are you?" ”
Seeing that he was also wearing a hat, Zhu Houzhao bent down and stared at the man's face for a long time, and then shook his fingers and smiled: "Hehe, you are also from Liangshan, right?" ”
"And who do you tell me?"
Zhu Houzhao laughed: "When I see you, you are Ruan Xiaoer." ”
The man looked dazed: "How do you say that I am Ruan Xiaoer?" ”
Zhu Houzhao said proudly: "I see that your face is bloodless, your eyes are dark, needless to say, you know that you are a kidney defect, not who Ruan Xiaoer is?" ”
it! This Zhu Houzhao is like TM is sick, is Ruan Xiaoer called Ruan Xiaoer because of kidney deficiency?
"Phew! Blind your dog's eyes, grandpa is the white-faced Langjun Zheng Tianshou. "It is estimated that at the beginning, Zheng Tianshou thought that we were also here to save people, and his tone was not bad when he spoke, but Zhu Houzhao's words just now did hurt people's self-esteem, and Zheng Tianshou's emotions were uncontrollable for a while, and he slapped him, but Zhu Houzhao was very clever, and he squatted down and dodged, he dodged, but there was an officer and soldier standing behind him to maintain order......
Zheng Tianshou's slap was impartial, and he just slapped the officer and soldier in the face, but the guy was carrying the guy in his hand, only to see the officer and soldier covering his face and quickly turning around, and said angrily to Zheng Tianshou: "Enter your mother, why are you beating me." ”
Zheng Tianshou looked innocent: "I'm ...... I didn't mean to......"
This Zheng Tianshou is also yes, you stand behind someone's body, round your arms, what else does this explain? Even if you shirk and say that you didn't fight yourself......
The officers and soldiers don't care if he did it on purpose or not, these people were arrogant, and now they have been beaten for no reason, so can they spare you? He didn't talk nonsense, he stepped forward to slap Zheng Tianshou in the face is a beating, and he didn't know whether this Zheng Tianshou was here to save people or make trouble, anyway, this person's temper is not small, seeing that the officer and soldier started beating himself, he was also excited, turned his head and fought with the officer and soldier, and scolded with the one in his mouth: "Into your mother, I told you, the turtle grandson, that grandpa didn't mean it." ”
It was originally a very small matter, but because of Zheng Tianshou's counterattack, the surrounding officers and soldiers surrounded them, and these people saw Zheng Tianshou and his colleagues fighting together, so they naturally helped their own people to fight Zheng Tianshou!
It's good now, the already crowded streets are in chaos in an instant, I stomped my feet in anger on the spot, TM's Song Jiang and their prisoner car haven't come yet, let's mess up first, in case Jiangcheng has a defense, in the end, this Song Jiang can't be saved, I can be regarded as a big disaster, change the course of history, this black cauldron is not something I can afford.
Perhaps because I was afraid of disrupting the overall plan, I saw a lot of people wearing hats around, but none of them came up to help Zheng Tianshou, so Zheng Tianshou was surrounded by a group of people on the ground and beat violently......
Originally, I didn't want to help, but Zheng Tianshou is also a person who has a seat in Liangshan, and he wants to let the officers and soldiers click on the scene, where can I find a Zheng Tianshou to fill it!
In a hurry, I was also helpless, and I yelled at Lu Bu, "Why are you still stunned?" Help! ”
Lu Bu looked dazed: "What else does this help?" So many people are beating around, can that kid still survive if I go up and kick him again? ”
He saw Zheng Tianshou and Zhu Houzhao quarreling just now, and thought that I asked him to help the officers and soldiers beat Zheng Tianshou......
I was speechless: "I'm asking you to pull these officers and soldiers away." ”
After listening to me, Lu Bu was unmoved, he just shook his head slightly: "Didn't I tell you, I don't want to fight with people anymore." ”
This bastard is annoying enough, he will drop the chain for you at a critical moment, seeing that Zheng Tianshou was beaten and shrunk into a ball, I couldn't care about the screams in my mouth, and stood in the middle of them without saying a word: "Don't fight, why are you soldiers so unreasonable, do you beat the people to death like this?" ”
The officer and soldier who was pumped just now was still angry, and he punched me in the chest, and shouted at the same time: "What's the matter with you?" Don't upset your military master, otherwise I will fight you together. ”
"Damn, are you tm officers and soldiers or bandits?"
As soon as I finished speaking, I suddenly felt a hot spot on the right side of my face, and I was trying to see what was going on, when the officer and soldier who had been smoked before slapped me on the left side of the cheek again: "Are you kid looking for death today?" ”
It's the first time that I, Jiang Xiaoming, have grown so big and slapped two slaps from outsiders left and right, so I can swallow this breath!
Just look at a wooden tanker truck next to it, this thing is wet all over, and the whole body stinks, don't think about it, this should be a dung truck in the Song Dynasty to dig out dung, I am also angry from the heart of the evil to the side of the guts, without saying a word, I stepped forward to pick up the dung scoop on the car and dug a spoonful of dung!
Suddenly, I was like a god possessed, holding a dung scoop and slashing the heads and faces of the group of officers and soldiers......
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Tickets, tickets, tickets, tickets!
Let me make it clear to you, the dung scoop in Brother Jiu's hand is not a vegetarian, be conscious! (To be continued.) )