Chapter 3: I'm a witty boy

Squeak...... The door opened, and Zhao Jing walked in with a few convenient bags.

"Oops, how did you get up on your own. What should I do if I stand and blow the wind without a jacket? Hydrops in the lungs are not afraid of pneumonia, so lie down quickly. ”

Tang Tianchen couldn't laugh or cry. I'm overboard, and I'm not breaking my leg, so why can't I get up and walk around on my own? Besides, how can you catch a cold on such a hot day?

Although he was heartbroken, Zhao Jing was still the head teacher of his 3 years after all, and he still put on his coat obediently.

Zhao Jing moved the table to the bed, took out all the things in the convenience bag and put them on the table.

A porridge, five peaches, and a bottle of orange and colored ......

"What is this?"

"Porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork! It's delicious, and the doctor said you should eat this now. ”

"I mean this bottle...... What is it? ”

"This ...... Isn't it orange soda? Aren't you the favorite to drink this? You shouldn't drink soda, it's not because you're afraid that you'll be sick to your stomach when you see it! ”

Indeed, after all, they are all full in the pool...... Soda, childhood memory, there are two words written on it "Bingfeng", but the workmanship of this packaging bottle is a little rough.

Tang Tianchen was reminiscing, and Zhao Jing slammed on the corner of the table skillfully. The cap of the bottle fell off, and the soda was handed to him.

"Don't be in a daze, eat it! Doesn't it taste good when it's cold? ”

Tang Tianchen took it and took a small sip, well, not bad. Took another big sip, and it was delicious.

"It's good, but I'm still used to drinking Coca-Cola!"

Zhao Jing mercilessly gave him a big roll of his eyes, and said with contempt:

"What are you blowing with me, Coca-Cola costs 3 yuan a bottle, can you drink it?"

"Just kidding, isn't Coca-Cola always 3 pieces? What's too much to drink? ”

"It's like you've drunk it, and you can eat in the school cafeteria for four or five days for 3 yuan. Are you willing to do it? Your mom knows she's going to kill you! ”

"Funny you! You can't even afford a bucket of instant noodles for 3 yuan? Still eating for 5 days? Just drink water! ”

"You are so strange, a pancake is a dime, a roast cake is a dime, a green vegetable is a dime, and a food stamp is a cent. Unless you eat meat every day, how can it not be enough? ”

It's so two, I almost forgot that this was the early nineties, and the prices were so low. Besides, the school canteen must also have a certain subsidy, which is definitely cheaper than outside. But Coca-Cola is really black, and now it sells for 3 yuan this year, which can be regarded as a luxury!

"Ahem...... Zhao Jing, how much is your parents' salary a month?

"Hmm...... Why do you ask this?...... Last month my mom was 132 and my dad was 157. ”

Tang Tianchen remembered that he had seen a post on the Internet before, saying that it was from 1990 to 2010. The salaries of civil servants have increased almost 40 times.

Later, a person downstairs who claimed to know broke the news that the salary of civil servants in the early 90s was about 30 to 60, and the length of service was only more than 100, and about 300 in the mid-90s. By the end of the nineties, it had risen to 800.

It turns out that the price of goods at this time is so low! So how much money do I have? No, it's to see how much money my dad has left?

"How much is a pound of rice now?"

"One cent, four cents and seven cents, and you don't have food stamps, why are you asking this? What are you rummaging around? ”

"Money? What about my money? ”

"! You've borrowed money from me three times this month. Aren't you following me to the cafeteria every day? Oh...... It turns out that you are still secretly hiding money, hurry up and return me! ”

"When did I borrow money from you?"

"What? You liar, not only do you owe money and don't pay it back, but you also want to repay it. The girl was so angry that her face turned red.

"Okay, okay, I'm kidding you. Don't get so excited, I'm asking you how much to borrow? Kind of forgot. ”

"Hmph, who knows if you're really forgetful! Hurry up and pay back the money, a total of 273 yuan and 5 cents. ”

"What, so much? It's not that you can eat for 5 days for 3 yuan, you didn't lie to me! ”

"Hmph, I know you want to pay the bill, see for yourself." The girl said with disdain. Then he took a small notebook from his pocket and threw it at him. ”

Tang Tianchen opened the page and flipped the page, which recorded in detail the amount, time, place, and date of each loan from his father, the first one started two years ago, and there were several repayments in the middle, but there were still more loans. And each stroke is signed with a few big characters of dragons flying and phoenixes dancing...... Tang Changwen. It seems that it can't be faked.

"Girl, are you stupid? Why did you lend so much money to my dad...... Didn't I mean to lend it to me, this is borrowed but not returned, and I keep borrowing? ”

Could it be that Zhao Jing, such a smart and clever person, was so young and simple and so easy to deceive.

"You...... Didn't you say...... Well...... Will you give me your payroll card for safekeeping in the future? I'm afraid you won't pay back this money. ”

A flush rose on her face at a rate visible to the naked eye, and her voice grew quieter and quieter.

Tang Tianchen smiled secretly in his heart, Dad, you have the ability to be a little girl, and you will come as soon as you open your mouth. But why didn't you inherit me a little bit? Then I don't have to worry about finding a wife.

Zhao Jing, you still have to be a teacher in the future. In vain, you are better than a ghost when you catch me on weekdays. You believe such obvious lies.

Who are you my dad? How could he give you the payroll card? You're not his wife...... Wait a minute...... Wife......

Tang Tianchen chuckled in his heart, wouldn't it...... Something is wrong! The person in front of him lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes, and his expression was twisted. Don't...... She and my dad ...... There's a woman's love!

Damn, Dad, you're too bad...... Pit son, you've done a good job of secrecy! It's been 3 years in high school, and I never knew that the two of you were actually high school classmates, and you still have a leg.

When I said how I was studying, Zhao Jing treated others like a spring breeze, soft-spoken, and everyone praised her as a good teacher who was rare to see in a century. How did you get to yourself, you are cold-talking, and you are embarrassed in every way.

And her eyes are staring at Tang Tianchen all the time like a 360-degree searchlight with no dead ends, as long as he has the slightest misconduct, he will definitely be found out immediately and treated as a typical serious treatment, killing chickens and monkeys.

Hey, the days of 3 years of high school are really called water, depth, fire, and heat! Bitter, no, embarrassing, words!

So the root is here!

I'll go, Dad, you're too unparticular. Such a tender and beautiful little girl, you don't say anything about other people's chaos, you actually cheat people out of money, and it seems that you haven't paid it back.

Then you shouldn't have sent your son and me into the tiger's mouth, do you always plan to repay your father's debts? The retribution for your iniquity has been brought to me, and it is too unparticular, am I your own child?

If I were you, I would have hid as far as I could. Then you even went to the parent-teacher conference again and again without changing your color and heartbeat, which simply made me look at your cheekiness.

No wonder you, a college student from a rural area, can trick my mother into being such a beautiful Beijing famous college student as his wife, and I have struggled so hard so far that I have never even tasted a girl's mouth.

It turns out that your old man is not only better than me in appearance, but also in psychological quality, which is eight streets away from me! I, Ye Liangchen, took it!

Zhao Jing didn't know that in just such a moment, Tang Tianchen had already flashed so many thoughts in his heart.

took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat on his forehead quite naturally, and said with a smile:

"Look at your scare, who really wants you to pay it back? If you are urged to pay it back, this will be separated soon, if you return the money to me, who knows if you will remember me in the future? ”

"Remember, remember, must remember, you are such a beautiful country, flowers and moons, no one can forget you."

Tang Tianchen said that there is no difficulty in talking nonsense at this level, and he will naturally open his mouth.

"Hmph, who doesn't know you men...... Coax women one by one. My mom used to say that if a man is reliable, a sow will go up a tree. ”

Then you should really listen to your mother's words, why was it so easy to be cheated of so much money by my father, and in the end, he ended up with both people and money. Alas, the too young, too simple Tucson breaks!

Zhao Jing suddenly changed her words, and her two big watery eyes stared straight into his eyes, smiling like flowers.

"Brother Changwen, why do you think Teacher Shen is very beautiful! It's very feminine!

Tang Tianchen felt that the temperature in the room had suddenly dropped. Whenever she laughs like that, something bad must happen. I must not be fooled by her, I have been fooled by her many times in my previous life. Dry laughter:

"That Teacher Shen? I don't know! But in my mind you definitely come first, there's no doubt about it. "When it is time to show faithfulness, show faithfulness. Looking at her smile, she panicked, the sweeter she smiled, the harder she started later.

"Really? It's Teacher Shen Yingshen, who taught us English class yesterday! Your eyes were about to sink into other people's eyes yesterday, how could you not recognize them! ”

said that his hand was naturally coiled around his waist, and he couldn't say that the next moment was mainly the ancestral "tendon and bone hand" to work.

Fools also know that they should pretend to be confused at this time, and people can't get along with their waists.

"Oh, you said it was that! Don't worry, I've never been interested in old women......"

I felt the hand on my waist relax, well, I was really a witty boy.

As soon as the words fell, he suddenly heard the door slamming and was pushed open forcefully, and Teacher Shen Ying Shen walked in without saying a word.

Tang Tianchen felt that the world was spinning, and he was not filming a TV series, how could it be so coincidental?

Shen Ying coldly squeezed out a few words from between her teeth: "Student Tang Changwen, the school doctor said that you can go back to class today, but now please rush to the Academic Affairs Office immediately, listen, wait, deal with, and reason." ”

I couldn't hear the joy and anger in my voice, but the more I was like this, the more weak Tang Tianchen became. Shen Ying left without looking back.

Zhao Jing seemed to be startled by the teacher's sudden push of the door in, and her face was not so natural.

Tang Tianchen barely squeezed out a wry smile.

"You say, this Teacher Shen must not have heard what I just said, right?"

Zhao Jing didn't speak, smiled at him, and then got up and started to clean up the table.

Tang Tianchen had no choice but to put on his shoes and walk towards the Academic Affairs Office.

He didn't see that as soon as he stepped out of the door with his front foot, Zhao Jing immediately showed a weird smile and began to hum a song:

Hum! Old Woman ...... Fight with me...... Fools, high heels can't even hear...... Lalalala......

On the other side, Shen Ying walked into the office and said to Huang Guangdi, the director of education:

"Director Huang, regarding the disposal of Tang Changwen, let's do as you say!"

Huang Guangdi said strangely: "But didn't you just say that you hope that I want me to consider that he is a first-time offender, and his performance in the past is also good, and he is about to take the graduation exam, so I hope the school will deal with it lightly?"

"I thought about it later, I'm young and inexperienced, and I have to listen to you for this kind of thing."

Huang Guangdi was obviously very useful, and bowed slightly.

Hmph, my aunt and grandmother are only 24 this year, okay? Old woman? Let you taste the power of my old woman!