Happy comedy show scene!

After the host introduced Chen Ze's sketch of their group, the whole scene became dark again, and then when it lit up again, I saw Chen Ze and a woman standing on the stage, holding a pair of crutches in her hand. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Ah, big flicker, big flicker!" The woman spoke.

"What are you shouting about, come out today to sell this crutch, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"

Just seeing this, after hearing Chen Ze's words, the audience immediately laughed.

When they just heard the host's introduction, they were still curious, what did this abduction mean, and what kind of sketch did Chen Ze and them want to perform.

After hearing Chen Ze's words, everyone immediately understood that Chen Ze was going to play a fool and sell him the crutch in his hand.

"But can this be sold?" And they thought to themselves,

"If you want me to say this, don't sell it!" The woman who was playing with Chen Ze opened her mouth and raised the doubts of these audiences.

"Because of what?"

"This street is full of good legs and feet, who buys your crutches."

"Don't you know me, and you call me a big fool. I can slant the positive flicker, I can abuse the wilted flicker, I can flicker the sharp flicker, I can make the little couple live very well, I flicker and separate him. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs. ”

"Good!"

Hearing Chen Ze's words, coupled with the confident look on his face, the audience applauded. Along with this applause, there was also their laughter.

"My God, this Chen Ze's words are so well written, coupled with that cheap look, I really think he is a big fool."

"It's so funny, and Chen Ze's tone of voice is too funny."

"Hahaha!"

The audience said one after another, and began to look forward to the next plot of this sketch.

・・・・・・

"Ah, oh, oh! Crutch, crutch! ”

"I said, what are you commanding blindly, you? You know where I'm going to (=__=) and you're going to let me crutch you! Wang Peisi appeared on a small bicycle and said to the woman who was playing with Chen Ze.

"Shout for sale!" Chen Ze spoke.

"Osell! Sell! ”

"What are you selling?"

"Turn!"

"Connect." Chen Zedao.

"Kidnapped, sold." The woman spoke.

"Huh? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap you? Wang Peisi said.

"No, he's trafficked."

"You're going to be trafficked?" Wang Peisi leaned in front of Chen Ze and spoke.

"What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, abduction, I can abduct and sell like this, you buy it?" Chen Ze spoke.

・・・・・・

"Hahaha, that's funny."

"This paragraph is so hilarious."

"This Chen Ze's second sketch is actually so funny."

Seeing this paragraph, the audience couldn't help it again and said one after another. Many people originally thought that the script of the first episode of the sketch was Chen Ze's super long play, but seeing this, although the sketch has just begun, they have a hunch that this second issue of "Selling Abduction" may also be a high-energy, and it is a sketch that will not lose to the first issue.

Next, it was true that Chen Ze's joke caused the audience to laugh, which made the atmosphere of the scene reach the highest.

・・・・・・

"Let's not talk about the condition, I know what you're doing?"

"Ahem, do you know what I do, what do I do?"

"You're a big boss in business!"

"What?"

"That's impossible."

"Nonsense, the big boss has come out on this."

"You're a chef working in a restaurant."

"Huh?"

"Isn't it?"

"How do you know he's a chef?"

"Big head, thick neck, not big money, just a husband."

・・・・・・

"That's your god-level necrosis, suffocating the top."

"That's what a suffocation."

"Below the waist, feet up!"

"Legs!"

"Yes."

"No, there's nothing wrong with my legs."

"Take two steps, take two steps without illness."

・・・・・・

"You can just follow my action, the leg must be sick, come, the leg is raised."

"Stop! Is it numb? ”

"It's numb."

"Hey, what's wrong with him?"

"You stomp, you're numb!"

・・・・・・

"Oh, big brother, what's that, it's only thirty-two yuan for me to add one piece to my pocket."

"Then take it, it's too much!"

"What kind of bike? What kind of bicycle do you want? ”

・・・・・・

"Big brother, don't be angry, just my leg, and basically say goodbye to the bicycle in the future." No, this car is for you. ”

"Good, good."

"No, you can't ask for someone else's bike, you get it back quickly. Big brother, let me tell you, he's cheating on you. ”

"You're cheating on me, why are you doing this? I wondered, they are two people who live together, why is the gap between people so big? ”

・・・・・・

"Are you going too far?"

"What's the point, he still has to thank us."

"Thank you!"

"Look at it!"

・・・・・・

"Let's go, change places."

"What else are you going to do?"

"Find someone with bad legs and sell him this bike!"

・・・・・・

Bang bang!

As Chen Ze pushed the bicycle off the stage, the entire recording studio resounded with a violent, most intense applause.

Along with this applause, there was also the sound of the audience laughing. This laughter has not stopped since Chen Ze started to perform, and every time Chen Ze performs to high energy, it is very intense, as if Chen Ze's sketches make everyone very happy.

Indeed, it's not like, but the sketch performed by Chen Ze really made everyone happy.

"No, I'm laughing to death, Chen Ze is too genius, this second issue of the sketch is so high-energy, it is not lost to the first issue at all."

"Yes, there are too many golden sentences, what you stomp on you are numb, you don't get sick and take two steps, the gap between what is too big to be a person is too funny, it's too funny, it's really funny."

"Chen Ze's sketch is simply to the extreme, it turned out that I thought that Chen Ze's sketch in the last issue was the extreme, and this issue will definitely slip down, who knows that it is still so high-energy, and it is not lost to the previous issue at all."

"I originally thought that Zhang Tianjin's cross talk was already very funny, but compared to this Chen Ze, it seems that he is not an opponent at all."

"It's not that Zhang Tianjin's performance can't work, but Chen Ze has a Gundam here!"

The audience said one after another, and they all praised Chen Ze's sketches in this issue without reservation, and they all felt that Chen Ze's sketches in the second issue were not lost to the first issue at all, and even surpassed them.

Cow, it's really awesome.

And Zhang Tianjin's "Playing Cards", which was originally considered by them to be the best performance, at this time everyone felt that although it was good, it seemed to be completely inferior to Chen Ze.

Hearing the audience's words, Zhang Tianjin and Yuan Lang's expressions became even more ugly, they knew that they not only lost this game, but were actually beaten by Chen Zehang again. (To be continued.) )