Chapter 255: Stand-up comedy

Pei Qin listened to the buzzing voices outside, grabbed a short gun and stuck it in his waist, and strode out. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Xiao Yong immediately protected her and gave Lu Hai Liu Feng and his people a look, in case someone took advantage of the chaos to assassinate her.

The soldiers outside the gate of the manufacturing bureau looked at the black pressure on the sea of people, and they couldn't stand it, and they kept wailing in their hearts. O General! How can you be a woman!? You're not...... No...... All right! I didn't deceive their feelings, but this is deceiving the feelings of these girls, right? Look at them going crazy!

Pei Qin came out and looked at the blazing eyes of everyone in the courtyard, and was stunned, "You guys...... Was it so shocking? ”

Everyone nodded in unison: Shocked!

"It's not just a woman, what's so shocking! It's not like you haven't seen it! Pei Qin rolled his eyes.

Everyone shook their heads in unison. It's a woman, and they've seen it, and they've seen it every day. But they were shocked that the legendary god general Pei, who they admired so much, turned into a woman! Just shocked! Just shocked!

Pei Qin coughed, "Okay! I'll go out and take care of the outside business first! ”

When he was about to walk to the door, Pei Qin turned his head and asked Xiao Yong, "I'm already short, and I'm still short when I wear inner height, will I be submerged directly when I go out like this?" ”

Xiao Yong looked at her and smiled, picked her up and flew up to the roof.

She did all this when Mo Heng was away. Lu Hai gathered his mind, and Liu Feng and a few others quickly flew to follow.

The people below immediately saw them, "General Pei! General Pei is out! ”

"Nope! How did General Pei's face turn white? ”

"It can't really be a woman, right!?"

"General Pei! Some say you're a woman! Is it true!? ”

"Quiet!" After Pei Qin finished speaking, few people below reacted, and some people were even more excited when they saw her come out.

Pei Qin directly took out a short gun and shot it into the sky.

There was a loud bang, and everyone suddenly fell silent.

"Be quiet first!" Pei Qin put away the short gun, looked at everyone and explained, "I am indeed a woman!" I'm Pei Hansan, and I'm also Pei Qin! It's the Lady Yuanyang you've heard of! ”

Many people can't accept it, "How can General Pei be a woman!?" ”

Someone saw her admit that she couldn't stand it anymore, "My General Pei..." Woo woo woo ....... ”

Pei Qin waved his hand to silence everyone, "I didn't mean to hide and deceive you, and I didn't reveal my true identity until now...... I'm doing what I'm told! It's not allowed by the emperor! She directly buttoned her hat to the emperor, before it was Emperor Chu Wen, and now it is Emperor Yongle, if you want to find it, go to the emperor!

As soon as everyone heard that the emperor did not allow it, that is, the emperor and the civil and military officials already knew that she was a woman!?

"That's right! They already knew! Pei Qin nodded and continued to explain, "When the tile spur entered the pass, our Great Chu city was lost one after another, the people were displaced, and the tile thorn cavalry died tragically. I was ...... Mo Heng came with bad news in Xiningwei, I went to Xining to look for him, but I didn't find it, I hated the tile thorn to the core, and wanted to kill him as soon as possible. But women are not allowed to join the army, I can only pretend to be a man! But they dislike me for being too white, too girly, and I smeared my face black in a fit of anger! It turned out to be too dark, and they didn't want it! So, I changed places, and the men I brought into the army, they all knew martial arts, and they had to accept me! Buy 2 get 1 free! That's it, I joined the army, and then I had more people, and I stole the return cannon of the tile spur, and got it back for research, and it turned out to be black powder! Lao Tzu will too! Lao Tzu will make a more powerful one and blow you up directly! ”

She kept saying, and the people below kept listening with their heads up, and the more they listened, the more fascinated they became.

The gatekeeper under the wall looked at her and at the people below who looked up and listened, and this kind of divine reaction made them can't help but look at the sky. That's it! Their general fooled people, a top man! These individuals were originally in awe and awe, but they were fooled by her, and it was over!

As a result, a noise turned into a meet-and-greet. An explanation turned into Pei Qin's stand-up comedy.

"On that day, it was autumn, and it was raining heavily! It's all drenched in soup for me! Feverish! How much does it burn? It is said that I was confused, and someone got a few eggs on my head to prepare fried eggs, and if it hadn't rained, the eggs would have been cooked for them! ”

The people below couldn't help but laugh.

"This has gone through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, rushed to the bank of the Yellow River, and as a result, it ran into the main army of the prince of the tile spur, Gu Liqi, good guy! 150,000 cavalry! There are few of us! They're still at the gate, so I'm just sitting there and thinking! Think! I thought about it for three days and three nights! Good! Finally got me up with a trick! I put wings on the bombs and let them fly! Grandma's! I don't believe that a bomb fell from the sky, and they could dodge that bunny cubs! ”

That night, the night was dark and windy. Seeing the power of our mortars, the coulee dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, desperate, desperate, and dying! Then he crossed the Yellow River with a large army to kill the emperor! Kill the Emperor! We were waiting for those grandchildren to take the bait! When they reached the middle of the Yellow River, we put a bunch of Kong Ming lanterns and bombs hanging underneath! They were blown up on the spot, and even the turtles in the Yellow River were disgusted! ”

"The emperor drove the expedition in person, and the grandsons of those thorns were scared when they saw it! Let's fight all the way, all the way to regain the lost ground, all the way to the capital! What is the name of the second prince of the spur, he was directly frightened and foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes, lit a fire for himself on the spot, and sent himself to the west sky! The one that burns is called a splendid flower! ”

"But they don't give up, they keep trying to kill me! Recovering the capital, they finally seized the opportunity and released an arrow at me, huh...... The first emperor cried urgently! Look everywhere for the elixir of fairy mushroom. Mo Heng spent a lot of effort, three days and three nights without eating, drinking, or sleeping, and found an antidote to revive me. ”

Pei Qin sighed, she was so thirsty! People who say stand-up comedy are really making money with their ropes! She's still free! Looking at the pair of eyes below that were waiting to be fed, Pei Qin continued, "Originally, I was going to retire like this, I had nothing to do to make a bomb or something, and let those bastards who bullied our Dachu subjects lie there honestly!" As a result, someone made a rumor that I was dead, and they set up a fucking mourning hall for Lao Tzu, crying to me every day! I, who was dying, made them cry alive! I've wiped out those bandits and robbers with my troops! ”

"And those turtle grandsons of the Rong clan! That's a sinister and cunning, vicious damned! They were afraid of our bombs and artillery, so they used our people in Liaodong as human shields, and there were still a few months old dolls, and Lao Tzu was angry at that time! Blow up the nest of the grandson of the mother Giller's turtle. Play with our Da Chu, let's play them to death! Now that grandson is still crying in prison! I'm going to tell him when I'm free one day, let's have a woman in Dachu and their whole clan will be finished! When thousands of our people face them, no one is our opponent! Let's each have a gun and kill their turtle grandson! ”

"Good!" There was a cheer from below.

As soon as the applause sounded, everyone immediately looked over.

The man who read and heard the book was applauded by this, his face was flushed, and he thought that he had committed public anger, so he stiffened his neck and asked, "Then General Pei is a woman and is still in the army, this is not appropriate...... Rules...... Rules, right!? ”

Pei Qin chuckled quietly, his eyes flashed with wisdom, and he said in a deep voice, "The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband." ”

Everyone was shocked, and they all looked at her with wide eyes, as if she was shrouded in holy light. The prosperity of the country is the responsibility of the husband! Oh, yes! If General Pei hadn't stood up, Da Chu wouldn't exist now! They would have died long ago under the sword of the Tile Thorn! The prosperity of the country is not the sole responsibility of the courtiers and the emperor, but the responsibility of all their subjects in Dachu! Everybody's responsible!

"Each and every one of you is doing your duty for the country! You spin and weave cloth, farm and harvest grain, buy and sell goods, facilitate all those who need it, and support the entire Great Chu State, although the strength is meager, but each of you is doing your duty, you are working hard for the Great Chu State like me, and jointly resisting foreign enemies! If it weren't for you, if there weren't thousands of troops, I would be exhausted, and no matter how many bombs I have, I won't be able to return to the sky! Therefore, we were born in the same heaven and grew up in the same land, and we are all Dachu people! The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband! Those who transgress my territory will be punished even if they are far away! Pei Qin's face was serious and serious, but his teeth were actually very sore. These words are really sour! But the more sour, the more they believe! Look at! Someone is crying!

The crowd below was excited, and some people cried and shouted, "We are all Da Chu people!" The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband! ”

"We are all Da Chu people! Those who transgress my territory will be punished even if they are far away! ”

"The prosperity of the country is the responsibility of the husband!"

Xiao Yong stared at her, the sun hit her slightly pale face, gilded with a layer of golden light, so charming, he couldn't help but control his soul.

Liang Jinhua and Xiao Guangcao in the teahouse in the distance were also looking at this side.

"She is indeed a once-in-a-century genius, she is really dead, it's a pity!"

Xiao Guangcao turned her head to look at her, her cold eyes flashed with a faint pity and regret, and she couldn't help but chuckle, "What?" Want to save her? ”

Liang Jinhua shook his head, his cold eyes quickly recovered, "If there was really a way, Mo Heng would have found it a long time ago." He didn't stay in the Rong tribe for a long time, looking around. ”

Xiao Guangcao's eyes fell on Pei Qin on the wall, "God is jealous of talent, God is jealous of red face, she is both talented and popular, she is doomed to die." ”

Liang Jinhua looked at it coldly, "If she dies, Mo Heng will attack you." ”

Xiao Guangcao chuckled, "He didn't have a chance to attack me!" ”

Liang Jinhua's eyes twinked slightly, "What now?" ”

Looking at the sea of people, Xiao Guangcao's eyes were full of murderous intent. Pei Qin can't live as a god in their minds, let alone die as a god. Those little minions of the Pei family are not useful!

------Off topic------

I was fooled into doing my hair, and as a result, I did it all afternoon to night, and I lay down in a groove!

I'll be more tomorrow ~ estimated at three o'clock ~/(tot)/~