"You think this is a cop movie?"

"Playing a road chase, huh?"

"Do you want another drug dealer to come out?"

Guo Lu's movement was like a finger squeezing a rubber band, moving step by step, step by step, and attracting the attention of everyone in the car.

-- Just between the eyes of Guo Lu and the strong man.

---for-tat against Maimang, if there is a fire bursting.

Clear-eyed people can see that something is wrong, but in view of Guo Lu's previous mental illness and playing with the air, they can't see the specific things, they only know that the police in front of them may be impostors, and Yan Hong, as a tour guide, came with a fiery temperament, so he immediately shouted loudly, and squeezed left and right, and squeezed in front of Guo Lu, raised his head and glared at the strong man in police uniform: "Hey, hey, hey, I said you-"

"Your grandma is a bear! Am I still a fake cop? The strong man didn't wait for her to finish, and immediately glared back.

When everyone saw it, they were all silent.

But others were stunned by his loud voice, and also at his huge body, but Guo Lu was not stunned, and he also had the momentum of a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers: "That's not necessarily!"

"I heard that in 04 years in Shengjing, there was a famous actor on TV, just out of the night market, in front of his car, was blocked in the middle by a fake policeman, the reason is, 'You are suspected of a traffic hit-and-run case, please follow us back to the police station to assist in the investigation', as a result, he was deceived with a few forged police cards, and finally contributed to a kidnapping case, and even that person, he was almost killed."

"A lesson from the past, a teacher from the future."

"In recent years, there have been an endless stream of scammers and a thousand tricks, how do we know if you are playing the same trick?"

"I'm not!" The strong man immediately choked back again.

"Then take out your police ID card and report your police number as well." Guo Lu continued to deal with it indifferently, looking like he was familiar with the road.

"Why?" The strong man glared again.

"Hmph, why?" Guo Lu also raised his eyebrows, and then said solemnly: "Article 34 of the "Administrative Punishment Law" stipulates: 'If a law enforcement officer makes an administrative punishment decision on the spot, he shall show the law enforcement identity document to the party'. Article 23 of the "People's Police Law" stipulates: "People's police must dress in accordance with regulations, wear people's police emblems or hold people's police certificates, and maintain a strict appearance and dignified manners." ”

"Do you think that just by wearing your crippled clothes, you can prove that you are a police officer?"

"Or do you think you're a policeman bigger than the law, and you can do whatever you want?!"

"You!"

Everyone was stunned by Guo Lu's words, but Guo Lu was full of righteous words and awe-inspiring appearance, not afraid at all, and not letting go of half a step, which made everyone almost believe it and believe it.

The provisions of the law are so good that they are like a few treasures, how can this be false?

Since this side can't be fake, then if there is a fake, it must be the other side.

So, as soon as their eyes brushed together, everyone's expressions were a little unkind.

The short driver who fell at the end, the cold sweat on his forehead, suddenly became more, and the old man in the middle was still calm and calm, silent, but the yin owl that flashed between his eyebrows revealed his slight annoyance and impatience, and the strong man swept around, noticed that the situation had changed, and felt quite tricky, but he still insisted on the tiger's voice, and asked for the second time: "Boy, why did you look at us like that just now, and can you hear our conversation?"

Are you stupid?

Did you ask someone that?

Is there such a cliché?

Don't think you're stupid as a pig and your opponents are all pigs, okay?

Rolling his eyes, without hiding his contempt, Guo Lu immediately pushed him back again: "Are you sick?" You sit in that car, I take this bus, the highway is staggered, what is so strange about me glancing outside? As for me, I can hear you—"

"You have grass in your head, right?"

"Hahahaha......"

"Hahahaha, I didn't expect a fool to be stupid......"

"Hahahaha, the fool is reasonable, reasonable......" The car was full of people, laughing.

Guo Lu twitched the corners of his mouth, but he still held on: "I think you just can't report the police number, and you can't get the police officer card, right?"

The strong man's eyebrows suddenly stood up like a sword halberd, and he groped twice angrily, then he really threw out a document, and said angrily: "Check it for you!" The police number is on it! ”

Seeing that he was upright and arrogant, his eyebrows raised, and Guo Lu's heart immediately beat a drum.

It's just that after taking it, he laughed again, and then said coldly: "Your police officer card is really 'novel', it's 2010, and Huaxia has entered the international stage, and there is not even the word 'Police' on it, tsk......

"Sister Yan, give it to you, you can help check it." As soon as he handed it over, he handed the certificate to the tour guide in front of him, Guo Lu did not forget to sneer, and added, "After 110 is connected, remember to turn on the speakerphone, don't let people find the opening, saying that we are 'self-directed and self-acting'." ”

"Hey, good!" Yan Hong took it easily, and then dialed 110, "Hey, hello...... 110 dispatch center...... No, no, no, we didn't want to call the police...... If you don't call the police, you can't ...... You show me some respect, and be careful that I complain about you...... That's it...... Well...... Well...... Right...... Help me find out this police number......"

“…… Sorry, the number is not available in the feed......"

"Buzz!"

The whole bus exploded in an instant!

"Okay, you dare to lie to Lao Tzu!"

"What the hell are you......"

“MD！ Copy guys! ”

"Punch! Give me a hard beating! If Lao Tzu doesn't beat his ass and bloom, Lao Tzu will ......"

"Bang!"

"Bang!"

"Boom!"

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ”

"Hey, hey, call the police first, and then say ......"

Everyone flocked to the aisle, threw things, smashed things, but Guo Lu stretched out his hand and shouted, "Hey, don't call the police, be careful that they jump over the wall in a hurry......"

After the strong man was dumbfounded, he just wanted to curse and curse, but he was immediately shouted and beaten by everyone, and was brutally suppressed.......

…… A group of three people escaped from the door.

……

……

A storm soon calmed down.

After passing the Luoshan crossing, the bus completely returned to its original state, sleeping and sleeping, lying down, and the one who made a fuss was also out of energy.

And the tour guide Yan Hong-

Pretty is pretty, neither tall nor short, big eyes, baby fat, and a white face...... But it's just too TM hot.

Guo Lu was afraid that if he was not careful, he would be recognized, and then ...... will even detonate her directly.

So as soon as the Yan tour guide sat close to him and only introduced himself in half a sentence, he didn't stop breathing, and perfectly blocked what she wanted to say at the door:

"Hello, I'm Yan Hong, the tour guide this time-"

"I know, your name is Yan Hong, 21 years old this year, graduated from the School of Tourism of Zhejiang University, as the tour guide of this trip, it is the first time after obtaining the tour guide certificate, if there is any unpleasantness, I hope you will be considerate and understand."

"After introducing myself, it should be the main topic, but I'm not good at communication, so if it's a compliment, a 'witty' is enough, if you want to set my words, it is estimated that you won't get anything, if it's purely curious, and want to talk a few words casually, then I'm willing to briefly introduce you to the DF system I wrote, if you want to learn, I can even teach you the havs language beyond the times, of course, anyway, the fee is not low......"

"But since I'm in a hurry right now, I probably don't have time right now. If you are willing to communicate further in the future, you can leave me contact information, leave all the problems in the future, and solve them all at once......"

"Can I add it perfectly? Not less, right? Didn't miss it, right? If you don't miss it, go back to your seat, remember to fasten your seatbelt, I'm going to write a program. The speed of speech was fast, he lowered his head and ignored it, and hundreds of words were snapping in his mouth, and Guo Lu concentrated on "playing" with the air in front of him.

Yan Hong listened and watched, first stunned, then puzzled, frowned, disgusted, slightly angry, and then puffed up.

――In the blink of an eye, we are extremely close to the critical point of air explosion!

……

……

At the same time.

On the black car, the old man also frowned, and looked at the embarrassed strong man beside him: "When the old master went out, how long did you keep this police uniform for you?"

The strong man was a little dazed, thought for a while, and then scratched his head and hesitated: "Uh...... I don't remember exactly, it seems to be ...... I think it was when the country was founded......"

Just now, he was already unjustified, and he was wronged, and he was so aggrieved, at this moment, when the old man heard this, he suddenly stared at a pair of round eyes.

"Founding of the country?!" The old man screamed.

"Yes, Jianguo, what's wrong with Jianguo?" The strong man was still suspicious.

"What's wrong with Jianguo?! Do you fucking know how many years it is? 2010 Ah! Founding! Founding! I'll let you build a state! ......" split his head and covered his face, and countless slaps suddenly hit the strong man's head, and the rain covered it like a plantain.

"Ah, ah, ah, third master, third master, tap, tap, tap......" The strong man was stunned on the spot and began to scream.

"Call! Call! Call! Call it again! The old man was getting more and more energetic, roaring in his mouth, spitting and flying, an old face, red with excitement, dancing and dancing, as if he had rejuvenated.

"What the hell is wrong with Jianguo?!"

"What do you say happened to Jianguo?"

"It's been sixty years!"

"You pig!"

"I got the police uniform and police ID card at that time, and now I use it ......"

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