Wei Ming sang and wrote well, Zheng Huanghuang couldn't help it, and finally drank a cup of tea.

This cup of tea is not trivial.

First of all, it is the essence of tea, which greatly improves the quality of tea and satisfies the ultimate appetite, which is irresistible.

Secondly, it is the soul incense medicine that leads straight into the depths of the soul and evokes the most beautiful memory fragments.

Zheng Huanghuang smacked his lips, still unfinished.

A mere cup of tea can't quench the hunger and thirst in your heart at all.

He raised his eyebrows, straightened his chest, waved his hand, put on a swaggering posture, and said, "Let's take another bubble right away!" Wait for the lord well, there must be benefits for you! ”

Wei Ming was in the middle of his arms, his heart was full of joy, he pulled up a long tone, and replied loudly: "Okay~!" ”

According to the Erba culture within the Little Eight Immortals, Wei Ming began to perform tea culture, with a strong personal style.

When boiling water, shout: "A long drought is a rain!" ”

When pouring water, shake his head and chant: "The mountain is not high, and there is a fairy name; The water is not deep, there is a dragon, it is spiritual! ”

When pouring tea, sing a sentence: "Thunder, rain and dew are all graces, drink water and don't forget to dig wells!" ”

In fact, the internal gongfu tea process of Xiaobaxian only has 9 procedures and 9 verses, which is not too simplified compared to the most authentic and complex 108 procedures.

It is said that the most complicated gongfu tea, the first second of meeting, is the first dish - there are friends from afar, and it is very happy!

The first tea, Wei Ming swallowed dates and did not perform with affection.

For the second brew of tea, Wei Ming waited carefully and presented a complete gongfu tea process.

In the third brew of tea, Wei Ming changed to another set of poems to show his poetry background after graduating from the Chinese Department.

These poems are all widely recited and familiar poems, all of which contain long-term emotions and emotions, all of which form a broad and majestic image, and all contain profound and unknown power.

As long as the tea drinker is immersed in it, full of emotion, and meets the attribute requirements of the image, he can obtain the blessing of unknown forces, even if the effect is very low, under the influence of perseverance, it will have a far-reaching impact.

For example, if you are in a happy mood, physically and mentally healthy, your life is more satisfying, your work is more energetic, and your happiness index is rising.

This is the truth that Gongfu tea is inherited, keeps pace with the times, and is always innovative, and it is also the truth that countless people are keen on tea culture.

In this way, the two of them sat opposite each other, you have a cup, I have a cup, and share three brews of tea.

One bag of tea leaves and three brews of tea is the standard of Erba culture.

The initiator Lin Botong once said that you will never drink the fourth bubble, and whoever drinks it will be fired!

Gun is a mahjong term, which means loser.

Wei Ming didn't want to be a "loser", so he picked up the tea cup and wanted to pour out the "tea dregs".

Unexpectedly, as soon as Zheng Huanghuang stretched out his hand, grabbed the tea cup, took out the tea residue, and sent it to his mouth!

Crunch! Crunch!

Zheng Huanghuang chewed on the tea residue, his expression was very enjoyable, and he seemed to enjoy it.

Grunt!

Zheng Huanghuang swallowed the tea residue and said, "It's delicious!" It's delicious! It is a hundred times more delicious than the hairy crabs in Yangcheng Lake! Hurry up and take another dip! ”

Hairy crab meat is fresh and beautiful, it is the first taste of seafood, and it is a prestigious Chinese delicacy.

Hairy crabs in Yangcheng Lake, known as the "king of crabs", have always been the top crabs, and are more delicious and delicious than hairy crabs in Taihu Lake and other places.

However, in the eyes of Zheng Huanghuang, a foodie, it is not as good as a cup of tea dregs.

Wei Ming raised his eyes and found that the tea cup was clean and slippery, and even the tiniest tea crumbs were eaten by Zheng Huanghuang.

This time, he finally put his mind at ease.

More than one part of the soul incense elixir was buried in the tea residue and sneaked into Zheng Huanghuang's body, just like a time bomb in his body, which could explode at any time.

――Hehe...... Tease Zheng Huanghuang, foodie Zheng Huanghuang, family Ding Zheng Huanghuang! Did you know that there is only one last step left to realize the whole plan......

Click!

Zheng Huanghuang took out another bag of tea leaves, threw it on the coffee table, and said, "Make tea!" The lord wants to drink all at once! ”

The success of the plan was in sight, and Wei Ming didn't care about the identity of the future family, and asked: "Is it important to drink tea, or is the recipe important?" ”

Suddenly.

Zheng Huanghuang showed a struggling expression, gritted his teeth, and said, "If you drink it again, you won't be able to delay much time!" ”

Wei Ming flatly refused: "No! I can't be untrustworthy, a cup of tea is a cup of tea! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he stood up, left the living room, and walked to the business room.

Wei Ming stood at the door of the business room, turned around, and urged: "Don't grind, come and grind the ink!" ”

Zheng Huanghuang, who was sitting motionless in his position, was very dissatisfied, very aggrieved, and very strange, and said: "I have a strange feeling, as if everything has been turned upside down!" People who really want the formula are not in a hurry at all; People who are forced to write formulas are more active than anyone else? ”

Wei Ming smiled and asked, "Other than that, do you feel anything else?" ”

Zheng Huanghuang's face was full of doubts, and he replied with a frown: "Yes!" It was an even stranger feeling, as if all of a sudden, you had become a brother we hadn't seen in years, especially when you and I looked at each other! I really can't figure out, what the hell is going on? ”

- That's right! It means that the soul incense medicine has taken effect! As the saying goes, the eyes are the windows of the soul, and the docking of the eyes is the collision of souls......

"If you don't understand, don't think about it! In other words, do you want to continue writing? If I don't have to write, I'm going home! ”

Rise!

Zheng Huihuang quickly stood up, rushed to the business room, and shouted: "Write!" Must write! I'll grind the ink......"

Wei Ming brought a bowl of water, put it on the side of the inkstone, and said: "The next content is the specific proportion of various materials, which is the focus of the whole formula, I hope that every word can be written at the highest level!" In order to achieve the goal, I need your cooperation, closer cooperation! ”

"Oh? How do you need me to cooperate? ”

"Grinding ink! Grind for better ink! ”

"You mean, I didn't grind well just now?"

Wei Ming nodded heavily and explained: "To write regular script, you need a little thicker ink, you will be thick for a while, and light for a while, which makes me very unaccustomed to it!" ”

Zheng Huanghuang was very unhappy when his own efforts were denied, and said: "The waiter just sent a few bottles of ink, the shade is fixed, and it is very convenient to use!" Why do you want me to grind the ink? You're trying to find fault, aren't you? ”

"I'm telling you, the ink is really easy to use, but that's for beginners in calligraphy, not for me! To put it simply, to pursue the artistic effect of the work, we must pursue the quality of the ink, and we must grind the ink...... "Balabala is a big chase, and Wei Ming popularized science.

This is the opportunity that has been created, and it is related to the last step of the plan, so how can you not grasp it?

Wei Ming told Zheng Huanghuang that a good character and a good painting are inseparable from the four elements of pen, ink, paper and people.

The rice paper must be infiltrated with ink, that is, the ink must be eaten into it to have a sense of hierarchy and artistic effect, but it cannot be soaked.

The so-called ink is that the ink spreads from the pen to the surrounding area of the paper, which is the inevitable phenomenon of "paper and ink meet".

In this, it is necessary to grasp the issue of "degree".

Only when it is just right, not rambling or scattering, can it be considered a good work.

If the ink is too thick, you can't open the pen, it is easy to be sluggish, and the words written are very stiff; The ink is too light, and if you use a slow pen, it is easy to slip the ink.

Dipping too much ink, or writing too slowly, may cause serious ink leakage, and it is not a work, but a waste product.

In short, the concentration of ink, the amount of ink dipped in it, and the speed of the pen will all affect the quality of the work.

In front of him, Zheng Huanghuang's skills and experience in grinding ink are not enough, and he cannot provide suitable shades of ink, and he cannot meet the needs of Wei Mingkaishu's creation.

In the past, Wei Ming always grinded ink by himself, and he could have whatever ink he wanted, and there was no problem of shade at all.

These contents are the precipitation of thousands of years of Chinese history, and they are all summarized knowledge, not made up by Wei Ming out of thin air.

As a pure layman, Zheng Huanghuang did not have the slightest suspicion when he heard this knowledge, but felt that he was useless, and he couldn't do even the simplest grinding ink.

His face was full of shame, and he sincerely begged for advice: "For a while, I will definitely not be able to polish good ink, what should I do?" ”

Wei Ming made a bitter face, let out a long sigh, and said, "I can only hold Buddha's feet temporarily, what else can I do?" ”

"It's not impossible to hug Buddha's feet, the question is, how to hug it?"

"I'll teach you, hand in hand! You are a master of strength, with strong perception and agility, and you should be able to master the art of grinding ink in no time! Wei Ming finally said the three most critical words of the entire plan.

All the previous actions, all the plans, were for these three words.

Hands.

To cast Green Apple Soul Incense, two conditions must be met.

First, the target takes the initiative to drink the drug.

Second, the user comes into contact with the target skin.

Put it on Hu Lianhua, it is a bottle of nutritional express with ingredients, and the intimate contact of drinking milk.

On Zheng Huanghuang's body, it is a bag of tea leaves and three bubbles of tea, as well as "hand in hand".

This is the most normal way of contact Wei Ming thought of, and in addition, there is really no more suitable "skin contact" between the two big men.

In other words, even if Zheng Huanghuang is a "" who is willing to contribute, it is impossible for Wei Ming to accept that kind of contact.

"Teach me by hand? It means that you have mastered the art of ink grinding! So, why don't you grind it yourself? ”

"Damn! It's just a matter of effort, but you push back and do, do seven and eight, is it really rare for me? Yes! You hang, you don't grind, I'll grind! Wei Ming was furious, picked up the ink ingot, and sharpened the ink on the inkstone.

The movements were very gentle, very slow, without a trace of pyrotechnics, as if they had been hungry for several days and had no strength.

Change the angle of the ink ingot from time to time, drop a few drops of water from time to time, and observe the color of the ink from time to time, so don't delay too much.

By the time a puddle of ink appeared in the inkstone, the minute hand on Zheng Huihuang's watch had already slipped through dozens of scales, and even the hour hand wanted to move forward one level.

Zheng Huanghuang knew very well that the quality of the ink did surpass his own, but the quantity was scarce, and he would never be able to write a hundred words.

Thinking of the formula of a few thousand words, he felt very painful and asked, "You usually grind like this, slowly?" ”

Wei Ming straightened his chest, was arrogant, and said: "I am a person with pursuits, and my requirements for ink are very high!" As the saying goes, slow work makes fine work, and that's me! ”

Zheng Huanghuang was speechless.

Wei Ming waved his hand and shouted, "Go away!" Flash aside, I'm going to get to work! ”

Zheng Huanghuang lowered his eyebrows and lowered his head, and said, "Let's talk about ink grinding skills!" I'm sure I'm faster than you! Let's work together to finish the recipe as soon as possible, and when I confirm that the effect of the perfume solution is correct, I don't embarrass you. ”

Such a change is not Zheng Huanghuang's subjective will, but the quiet influence of the medicine.