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After sending Lin Xue to the dormitory, Li Bei also returned to the 413 dormitory.

Before I could enter the dormitory, there was a commotion inside.

"Rush over, yes! When the enemy comes, hide first and throw a smoke bomb......" This is Chen Yaoguang speaking.

"Damn! Got a headshot, who's sneaking in behind, damn! This somewhat angry voice was Hu Jie's.

A few days ago, since Chen Yao just bought a computer, there are often such voices in the bedroom, and CS has become popular in this era, popular in the streets and alleys of China, attracting groups of players with its unique charm.

When Li Bei entered, Chen Yaogang and Li Jiang were sitting next to Hu Jie and watching him operate, and it could be seen that Hu Jie was not proficient in the game for the first time, and Chen Yaogang had been pointing out on the side.

However, although Chen Yaogang usually looks like a typical academic bully, he can also lead the way in the field of games, and he is also a good master in the student group.

At this time, it happened to be the end of the first game, and when they saw Li Bei coming in, the three of them didn't play, and came over to surround Li Bei together, and began to laugh with some ill intentions: "Third child, why haven't you seen you lately, is there another woman outside?" ”

"That's right, if it weren't for the fact that I raised a junior outside, how could I not go home and not go back." Hu Jie said with a complaining tone, a resentful woman.

Li Bei was speechless: "Isn't it been busy lately, don't you guys?" ”

"Anyway, it's not right for you to always break away from the organization, it just so happens that we 413 have a big plan recently, and this time you can't be outside the collective." Li Jiang said solemnly.

Hearing Li Jiang's tone, Li Bei was also a little curious: "What plan, so cautious?" ”

Li Jiang said four words at a glance: "Take off-single-plan-plan!" ”

"What? Off the list? Li Bei didn't understand what was going on.

"That's right, in order to realize the great plan of eliminating single dogs in our dormitory, after the study of the 413 dormitory management committee, it is now decided to implement the policy of bullying more and less, and concentrate the wisdom of the four to help everyone find the other half of their lives one by one!" Hu Jie is serious.

Li Bei suddenly felt contempt: "Isn't it just chasing women, saying so solemnly, raising the national flag and playing the national anthem." But don't you have a girlfriend, why are you still so positive? In the end, Li Bei asked strangely.

Chen Yaoguang laughed on the side: "The second brother has been digging the foot of the wall recently, and it is said that the buddy who dug the foot of the wall was born to a tall horse, and his family background seems to be not bad, but the second brother has no confidence." ”

Hu Jie, who was exposed all of a sudden, suddenly became anxious, and immediately ridiculed each other: "You still say that me, you yourself are not much better, you have chased so many girls and you haven't caught up with one until now, compared with me, you are still a little tender." As he spoke, Hu Jie felt good about himself again.

"What about you, boss? What's the matter with you? Li Bei asked with interest.

"Alas, don't mention it, I originally thought that girls were boys who liked to play basketball, so I asked around at the beginning of school, and finally joined the school basketball team, but I didn't expect to find that more than 20 people in the team were almost all singles! And when we trained, there were no legendary beautiful girls to come and watch, it was all a lie! What else to say that as long as you play basketball well, there will be no less chasing girls, it's all! To be honest, where do ordinary girls have the leisure time to watch a group of sweaty stinky men go to grab a dirty ball together, and macho men are not popular in this era. Li Jiang sighed.

After listening to Li Jiang's words, Li Bei couldn't help but smile and said, "It seems that everyone's love life is not easy, OK!" I joined this plan, how to say that we are all buddies, for the lifelong happiness of my brothers I am duty-bound! ”

"Hey, hey! I've told you all about the brothers, what about yourself, the third child, you have to tell us if you're a single dog now. ”

"Well, it should be, but it won't be anymore soon." Li Bei said with a little lack of confidence, Lin Xue is not an ordinary girl, and she is not a veteran of the love field, and the probability of catching up with her in a short period of time is not great. But at this time, how could he be embarrassed to say that he hadn't even pulled the other party's hand, wouldn't that be too shameless.

"Oh, who's that girl? So where has it got? Do you want a few brothers to help you work together? Li Bei's words seemed to have touched the G-spot of several people at once, and a group of people immediately became excited.

"That girl is from the outer courtyard, as for whether you want to help, forget it, I can handle it for the time being. After all, we have limited resources, so we should focus on taking care of the people in need first. Like the boss, he doesn't even have a definite goal, so why should he help them first. Li Bei hurriedly rejected the proposal of several people, the matter between himself and Lin Xue really wanted to involve these unreliable guys, and maybe something would come out in the end.

Li Bei's words made Li Jiang and the others a little regretful, "You kid, you hooked up with the girls in other courtyards quietly, but the fourth brother and I only secretly squandered excess energy against the wall in the bathroom every night, alas, life is really unfair." ”

"I don't see it, boss, you will also have such a lewd time. When did you learn badly from this guy like the second one? Li Bei said in surprise, looking at Li Jiang with a new look.

Hu Jie, who was lying on the side, was also shot, and suddenly shouted: "Third child, you are slanderous, what do you mean to learn from me?" Don't look at the boss's usual sunny and righteous appearance, in fact, it's all **, you don't understand the commotion of an old man's estrus. ”

"Holy! Second child, who do you say, how can it be called a sauna? That's called loneliness! Li Jiang roared angrily.

"It's all the same thing anyway." Hu Jie smiled.

Li Jiang had already experienced the shamelessness of this guy, and knew that he couldn't talk about him, so he only held back one sentence in the end: "You kid really deserves retribution." ”

As he was talking, suddenly there was a "bang" sound from the balcony.

Several people looked over to the balcony.

"It's that thing lacking virtue on the fifth floor again! I don't find a place to pour water. Hu Jie muttered.

When he saw that all the clothes he had hung on the balcony in the morning were soaked with dirty water splashed from upstairs, he was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were born: "Grandma, a bear!" Boss, look at your crow's mouth, my mother happened to have no land on the balcony in front of me in the morning, I just moved my clothes to the back, and I will do this in the afternoon! ”

It is said that Li Bei has a strange thing on the fifth floor of their dormitory building, and he usually likes to pour his used dirty water downstairs.

But this guy is also interesting, usually when there is no one downstairs to splash water, so no one has ever looked for him trouble, but for the bedroom living below the fifth floor, everyone is no stranger to that guy.

This time, the guy probably didn't pay attention when he splashed the water, and splashed it all on the balcony on the fourth floor.

Several people looked at the angry second child, and they all felt funny, and they really responded to the boss's words of retribution.

But how to say that this matter should also be the responsibility of the person who splashed the water upstairs, Li Bei patted Hu Jie's shoulder, "Okay, second brother, mourn, now do you want us to help you go upstairs to find fault?" ”

Li Jiang and Chen Yaoguang also responded, saying that they must help the second child out of this evil breath.

Hu Jie was about to agree when he heard this, but suddenly as if he remembered something, he suddenly smiled a little sinisterly: "Forget it, what can we do if we go up, at most we will beat that bastard, it doesn't make much sense." That bastard went too far this time, and I'm going to have to teach him a little more hatred to teach him a deep lesson. ”

Li Bei and the three of them are all puzzled, Dora is a little hateful? What does that mean?

However, several people quickly understood what Hu Jie meant, and saw Hu Jie directly take his bucket to the bathroom next to him to carry a bucket of water, and then stand on the edge of the balcony.

I looked left and right, and saw that there was no one below, so I took the opportunity to put the bucket out of the outside to adjust the direction and then poured it towards the balcony where everyone was drying clothes downstairs.

Li Bei and the others guessed Hu Jie's thoughts at this time, and they were a little speechless about Hu Jie's behavior, this kid is really bad pus, you can think of such a lack of moral ideas, what kind of student are you doing, it's just a shame not to be a bad guy!

Soon there was a loud scolding sound from the first floor, the second floor, and the third floor, Hu Jie smiled at Li Bei and the others: "I'm going to organize the sufferers downstairs to go to the bastard on the fifth floor to settle accounts, brothers, do you want to go upstairs to have a look?" ”

Several people shook their heads, and Chen Yaoguang sighed: "Second brother, you are a good black man, this time it is estimated that the guy upstairs will not know how to die." As for following upstairs, you don't have to, I'm afraid I can't help but laugh when I see the guys downstairs who were sold by you and counted the money for you, that would ruin the atmosphere. As he spoke, several people couldn't help but laugh.

Then Hu Jie immediately changed his angry expression and went downstairs, and soon a burst of dense footsteps sounded downstairs, until a miserable cry came from the fifth floor, which really made people sad and tearful.