Chapter 279: Tomb Robbery Notes: Animals (Part I)

As a young man of the 21st century, Ling Fan had never thought of robbing tombs in the past, but he had read a lot of novels about tomb robbing, and he had read all the ghost blowing lamps and tomb robbery notes, and he knew everything about the horrors in the tomb. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Ling Fan may not have believed in the events described in the book before, thinking that the theory of gods and ghosts was nonsense at all, but now that the event of soul rebirth really happened to him, it was impossible for Ling Fan not to believe it.

At this time, Ling Fan's mood was very excited, and for those burial goods buried in the tomb that had not yet arrived, he couldn't wait to fly away immediately.

However, it seems that Ling Fan hasn't thought about it yet, how to deal with those burial items, it is impossible to deal with them himself as a hamster, right?

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"Rhubarb, we've been walking for almost half an hour, why haven't we arrived yet?"

Ling Fan, who was sitting on Xiao Mi's back, asked while chewing on the dried fish while looking at the scenery in the mountains.

Rhubarb, who was leading the way at the front, glanced at the top of the mountain, turned around and said to Ling Fan with a smile: "It's almost there, it's half an hour away." ”

"What, half an hour?" Ling Fan looked at the two of them with strange eyes, your sister, this is a little too far, right?

Originally, Ling Fan thought that Rhubarb would play nearby at most, and the distance was very close, so that he would have enough time to explore the tomb by himself, but now it actually gave such an answer, it was really enough! Hey, I hope that the first exploration of the tomb will go smoothly, and don't delay too much, otherwise it will be too late to go back, Liu Yiyi will not see herself, and she will be anxious again.

At this moment, Ling Fan's mood suddenly became depressed, and he felt bored looking at the scenery along the way.

"Maruko, let's take a break."

After walking like this for more than ten minutes, Xiaohua stopped and said breathlessly.

Ling Fan was about to open his mouth and say, what to rest, wouldn't it be good to rest slowly when you get to the place? However, he found a strange gaze staring at him. Ling Fan sighed and said, "Okay, let's take a break and then hurry." ”

"Ah, great, it's finally time to rest." When Xiao Mi under Ling Fan heard this, her body fell directly to the ground. In fact, Xiao Mi has long wanted to rest, although half an hour's journey is not far, but this has been climbing, and the burden on the body is extremely heavy.

Especially, since following Ling Fan, Xiao Mi's weight has been increasing, which is also a big burden on his body.

Looking at Xiao Mi's tired appearance, Ling Fan was a little speechless, "Xiao Mi, are you a little too fat now, it's time to lose weight, right?" ”

"Fat? Maybe a little. Xiao Mi, who was lying motionless on the ground, squinted her eyes and replied directly without thinking about it. At this time, Xiao Mi suddenly thought that it was absolutely impossible for the boss to ask himself this question for no reason, and immediately changed his words: "Boss, I don't think I'm fat, my current figure is perfect, how can it be described as fat, at most plump." ”

"Poof." Ling Fan couldn't help but laugh when he saw Xiao Mi change his words, "Xiao Mi, plump is mainly used to describe women, and there are males who use plump to describe it." ”

Seeing that Xiao Mi still wanted to explain something, Ling Fan spoke directly, "Don't explain, after I go back, you will give me a good weight loss, and all the dried fish in the future will be mine, so you don't want to eat it." ”

"Meow, don't!" When Xiao Mi heard that there was no dried fish to eat, her cat face suddenly wrinkled, looking so aggrieved.

"Wang, what don't you want, Xiaomi."

Rhubarb, who had finished peeing under the corner of the tree in the distance, shook his body and ran over with some interest.

It is worth mentioning that Rhubarb originally planned to pee under the corner of the tree where Ling Fan was resting, but was scolded by Ling Fan, your sister, we are resting here, you actually pee here, do you want us to smell your urine?

But Rhubarb didn't care, and ran to the corner of the tree in the distance to pee with his big tongue.

"It's nothing, it's just that Xiao Mi is going to lose weight in the future, and she wants to share all its dried fish with me." Ling Fan replied with a smile.

"I ......" Xiao Mi looked aggrieved, wanting to say that I was not ready to lose weight, let alone divide the dried fish, but when I saw my boss's eyes staring at me, I immediately held back the words.

After listening to Ling Fan's words, Rhubarb's face was overjoyed, and he said timidly: "Maruko, what, let's discuss a matter." ”

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Looking at Rhubarb's embarrassed look, Ling Fan could probably guess what it was going to say, it couldn't be a matter of dried fish. Since Xiao Mi tasted dried fish for Rhubarb, Rhubarb has always been obsessed with dried fish, and often follows Xiao Mi to ask for dried fish to eat.

Sure enough, as Ling Fan expected, Rhubarb gritted his teeth and smiled, "Can you give me some dried fish that Xiao Mi doesn't eat?" ”

"Meow, don't!" Xiao Mi cried with a cat face, and shouted loudly, I can't eat dried small fish in the first place, this guy Rhubarb even beat me with the idea of dried small fish, meow, I'm not alive!

"Xiaomi, don't you want to lose weight, just let me help you solve the problem of dried fish."

"Meow, boss, I don't lose weight, okay?" Xiao Mi didn't pay attention to Rhubarb, but looked at Ling Fan with a pleading expression.

Looking at Xiao Mi's pitiful appearance, he also knew that he couldn't tease it, that's right, Ling Fan asked Xiao Mi to lose weight just now, but he was just teasing it.

"Okay, we're not losing weight."

"Really? Top dog. Xiao Mi put away her crying face and looked at Ling Fan in a daze.

"Really, the boss was just kidding you." Ling Fan touched its head and comforted.

Xiao Mi looked at Ling Fan resentfully, and said in a low voice, "Boss, don't you tease me like this in the future, okay?" ”

Seeing that Ling Fan played a little too much this time, he made Xiao Mi have a psychological shadow.

"Well, not anymore." Ling Fan gently scratched Xiao Mi's chin, Xiao Mi touched her eyes and enjoyed it.

"Wang."

The rhubarb on the side was dumbfounded, and the small dried fish to his mouth flew like this, Ben Wang was so sad......

"Rhubarb, balls, Xiaomi, you're thirsty, hurry up and eat the fruit." At this moment, Xiaohua came out of the tree beside her, holding a branch in her mouth.

"Xiaohua, can you eat this wild fruit?" Ling Fan saw that the branches of the tree were full of small red fruits, which looked a little like small apples.

Although Ling Fan is a foodie, he cherishes his life very much, but he doesn't dare to eat these wild fruits indiscriminately, who knows if it is poisonous or not? (To be continued.) )