Chapter 160: Jokes
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If Shen Monong is a noble peony that people dare not desecrate, then Shen Yuxin is a pure lily, which makes people can't help but want to get close to her.
Liu Fei and Zuo Jian have known each other for a few years, and they also know a lot about Zuo Jian, who prides himself on being a flower. Zuo Jian is not a saint, nor is he Liu Xia Hui, he is not moved by beautiful women, it is all false serious, bragging - he really doesn't believe that when a beautiful woman takes the initiative to give him a hug, Zuo Jian can be as unmoved as a saint.
If such a situation really happened, Liu Fei could even imagine that Zuo Jian would definitely be like this - while pretending to say: "Don't, this is not good...... while speaking, he moved his hands and feet there, unceremoniously taking advantage of the opportunity.
Although I don't know what the relationship between these three people is, with speculation, Liu Fei believes that Shen Yuxin should be regarded as the survival of such a role as a sister-in-law, but in this way, the question arises - can Zuo Jian endure such a pure and playful sister-in-law every day?
Just like that sentence said, it's not that the brother-in-law is not a person, but the sister-in-law is too charming!
Besides, a woman has an almost blind absolute trust in a man, could this be a simple relationship between a brother-in-law and a sister-in-law?
No way!
It's definitely not that simple!
"To be honest, I don't have as much faith in the boss as you do." Liu Fei said, straightened up slightly, moved the ashtray on the coffee table to the front, and took out a cigarette from his arms. (hua.
"No smoking in the house!" Shen Yuxin glanced at him, "You don't have confidence in Big Brother Zuo, it only proves that you don't know him." ”
Non-smoking? Liu Fei looked at the ashtray in amazement, the seven or eight cigarette butts that looked new in color, from the color of the cigarette butts and the words "big mountain" on it, he knew that this was definitely the remaining cigarette butts that Zuo Jian smoked.
At least, he had never seen Zuo Jian change to another brand of cigarettes.
"Ahem." Liu Fei coughed and pointed to the cigarette butts in the ashtray, "Beauty, since smoking is prohibited, why are there cigarette butts here?" ”
Shen Yuxin threw off the slippers, coiled up**, ten smooth and white toes were exposed, wrinkled her nose, and said: "I am in charge of my territory, haven't you heard of it?" Smoking is allowed before you come, and after you come, smoking is prohibited. ”
Liu Fei looked at her dumbfounded, "Beauty, I protest, you are discriminating against, why can Zuo Jian smoke, but I can't?" ”
"Protests are ineffective." Shen Yuxin glanced at him, "Can you compare with Big Brother Zuo?" There was obvious disdain in her words.
"Why can't I compare to him? Where am I worse than him? Liu Fei's self-esteem can't accept it, in fact, no matter who it is, I'm afraid I won't feel comfortable - the girl you like, in front of you, unabashedly praise how good another man is, I'm afraid no one can accept it.
Shen Yuxin didn't speak, but looked at Liu Fei from head to toe, and then, Liu Fei clearly heard a slight snort from her nose, as if she was laughing at herself, you are worse than him everywhere.
This is an unacceptable result for Liu Fei.
Although, in his heart, Liu Fei also admires Zuo Jian, but in front of his favorite zero-level god/19181/girl, he will never admit defeat!
"You're talking about it. Read the full text of the latest chapter. Liu Fei put on a posture of not figuring it out and vowing not to give up.
"Are you bothered?" Shen Yuxin was a little unhappy, "What? Do you have to be happy if I hit you? ”
"Hit me?" Liu Fei's chest straightened, and he said confidently: "What are you kidding?" I may not be able to compare with others, but compared with Zuo Jian, I still have a little confidence, don't say anything else, let's just say a little first, at least I'm more handsome than him, right? ”
"Hmph." Shen Yuxin pursed her lips, "Vulgar!" What's the use of handsome? A little white face one! Men are used to rely on, not to go to beauty pageants, from your words, you can feel your superficiality, like Brother Zuo, a mature and stable, and humorous man, is a real man, as for you, tsk, far from it! She thought to herself, since you want to be hit so much, then I will fulfill you.
Mature and steady? Funny?
Hearing Shen Yuxin's description of Zuo Jian, Liu Fei's jaw shattered on the ground, was there any mistake? is a person like Zuo Jian, who runs a train with a mouth and is as thick as a city wall, but some people think that he is mature and stable, humorous?
Liu Fei said unconvinced: "How can he be mature and stable, humorous?" Isn't it just a few jokes that aren't funny at all? Who wouldn't! ”
"Oh?" Shen Yuxin pouted and said, "Then you can tell a few 'very funny' jokes to hear?" ”
"Well, I'll think about it." Liu Fei searched for the jokes he had heard before, and at this time he realized that the jokes he could remember were actually some colored jokes...... I can't think of any of the jokes.
"Huh?" Shen Yuxin looked at him with a smile and teased, "Why don't you talk about it?" Some people just said that others are telling jokes that are not funny at all, so why can't they even tell jokes that are not funny at all when it is their turn? ”
Hearing her sarcastic taunt with thorns and guns, Liu Fei suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind and said, "I remember, listen well." ”
"Okay." Shen Yuxin was in high spirits, holding her chin with both hands, waiting for his joke.
Seeing the girl holding her cheeks and staring at herself intently, Liu Fei instantly felt an indescribable feeling in his heart, he cleared his throat and said seriously: "One day, before he got off work, Lao Li slipped back to the house in advance, and then, he saw the director and his wife ...... in the bedroom" Speaking of this, he deliberately stopped, sold a pass, and asked: "Do you know what happened then?" ”
After all, Shen Yuxin is still young and has a tender skin, and when she heard such a joke, she immediately blushed and said, "Phew, rascal." Is this a joke? ”
"Hey, it's an absolute joke." Liu Fei shouted injustice, "Are you thinking about it yourself?" ”
"What do you mean me to think crookedly? It's obvious that what you're talking about is not serious! Shen Yuxin blushed and tried to argue.
"The conscience of heaven and earth, I am indeed telling a joke." Liu Fei shook his head, didn't sell it, and said, "Okay, I'll tell you everything...... Seeing the director and his wife in the bedroom, Lao Li hurriedly returned to the unit in fright, thinking, it was so dangerous, he was almost found out by the director and left early! ”
"Huh? Early? ”
Shen Yuxin was dumbfounded, and immediately, she couldn't help but burst out laughing, she never thought that the ending would be like this!
Seeing Shen Yuxin, who was smiling, Liu Fei said proudly: "How is it?" It's a joke, isn't it? ”
Shen Yuxin covered her stomach and laughed for a while before she stopped, thinking of this god-like turning ending, the corners of her mouth showed a smile again, "Well, it's indeed a very interesting joke, but it's a bit too fake, right?" ”
Liu Fei said eloquently: "Hehe, a joke is a joke, as long as it can make people laugh, it doesn't matter if it's true or not." ”
"Well, there's a little bit of truth to what you're saying." Shen Yuxin wrinkled her nose and said half-truthfully, "I can't see it, you still have ideas." ”
After receiving Shen Yuxin's praise, Liu Fei was suddenly shocked, and said with a smile: "Thoughts are like underwear, although you have them, you can't take off your pants when you meet people to prove that you have them, right?" ”
This sentence made Shen Yuxin laugh again, "You are so interesting." ”
Finding that Shen Yuxin's feelings about herself were obviously a little different, Liu Fei struck while the iron was hot and said, "I'll tell you another joke?" ”
"Okay." Shen Yuxin was also interested.
"In other words, Lao Li found out that his wife had an improper relationship with the director, but he was born stupid and timid, one day he relied on the courage to interrogate his wife, and his wife denied it in every possible way, and in the end, he reluctantly admitted that he had only had a relationship with the director once, Lao Li was angry, pointed to his wife and said, you, you, you are modest!"
By the time the joke was finished, Shen Yuxin was already lying on the sofa laughing and couldn't get up, "I'm laughing to death......
Shen Yuxin's two slender **, very imageless, put on the sofa, tight jeans, her slender ** shape, the outlined curve was exposed, so that Liu Fei's eyes were straight.
After a long while, Shen Yuxin relieved herself and sat up, her pretty face was still slightly red, I have to say that after these few little jokes, the slightly embarrassing atmosphere that Fang just entered the door has disappeared and disappeared, and between the two, it seems that it is not so strange all of a sudden.
After chatting for a while, the topic of the two involuntarily shifted to Zuo Jian's body.
Although he had absolutely blind trust in Zuo Jian in his heart, he was still a little worried in his heart, and with a sigh, Shen Yuxin said: "I don't know how Brother Zuo and my sister are doing now......
"Don't worry, your sister will be fine." Liu Fei swore in his mouth: "The boss is out, and there are few things that can't be done." ”
At first, it was originally Shen Yuxin who had absolute confidence in Zuo Jian, and ridiculed Liu Fei for not having confidence in Zuo Jian, but now it has become, Shen Yuxin is a little worried, and Liu Fei has confidence, and unconsciously, the current situation of the two of them happened to be swapped when they entered the door.
None of them thought that at this time, Shen Monong, who was far away in Xihai City, was saying the same thing, emboldening himself, "As long as you let me go, you can ask for as much as you want, otherwise, when my boyfriend comes, it will be too late for you to regret it......"