Chapter 40: The Emperor of Africa

Lu Bu didn't even sweat when he walked down from the ring, and Yang Jianping hadn't fully recovered until we left the sports institute, and thanks to Lu Bu who didn't make a dead move, it was estimated that the last punch would have knocked Yang Jianping's head off......

parted ways at the gate of the sports institute, Huang Simeng didn't say a word to me in the end, I don't know if she was too shocked or sulking at me, I didn't have a way to deal with her situation, there was a song that sang well, "Don't guess the girl's thoughts, boy, you can't guess if you guess." ”

If I don't understand, I'll guess a yarn, and I'll talk about it next time we meet......

When I returned to the warehouse, my car had not even advanced into the yard, and as soon as I entered the door, I saw a person standing in the root of the wall, and I was so frightened that I almost didn't jump up.

It's not that I'm scared, I'm used to the phenomenon that people often get into this courtyard inexplicably, and the courtyard wall is as if there is none...... The reason why it scares me is because the people who appeared in front of me this time are different from the people who came before!

This man was not very good-looking, his face was black and red, as if he had just been taken off the barbecue grill, although he was not much taller than me, but his body was very broad, and his face looked like a coal worker...... However, although his appearance is ordinary, the clothes he wears are really diǎn.

The man was wearing a dragon robe......

This has the meaning of diǎn, the emperor who looks like a coal worker, my brain is about to explode, but I didn't find a worthy number......

"Yo! Who are you? "It's the first time I've seen an emperor-level figure with my own eyes, so how can I care about parking? Walked straight up, to him, for a while I don't know what etiquette to greet him, according to the scene in the movie, I should kowtow to him a few times and bury my head and shout long live or something, which is more in line with the development of the plot, but now that I am in my land, then I have no reason to kneel.

After saying hello, I stretched out my arm to shake his hand, but I didn't feel right when I stretched my hand, and they didn't seem to have the etiquette of shaking hands at that time.

I was embarrassed, but the emperor listened to me talking to him, glanced at me, and then snorted coldly, and craned his neck to show a disgusted expression.

In the movie, this should be called Long Yan displeased......

Scold! Greet him also ⊕dǐng⊕diǎn⊕小⊕ said,.←.↑os_(); No, this person doesn't feel good, in order to ease the atmosphere and close the distance, I snorted and slapped him on the shoulder: "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I don't have much culture, you can take care of it." ”

My action is actually the normal conditioned reflex that everyone in modern society should have, I usually greet them like this with the Yellow River Book, I am used to it, but I never thought about how incredible my behavior would be if it was placed in ancient times, this is like something, a person walking on the road, just happened to meet ****** to inspect the people's situation, and as a result, he patted people on the shoulder without saying a word: "Hey! Aren't you the one on TV? ”

It is estimated that in this case, the person concerned would have been killed on the spot......

And the nature of this action I am doing subconsciously is no different from tapping ****** shoulder, so can people be happy?

I saw that this master was immediately furious, pointed at me and shouted: "Presumptuous, my dragon body is also something you can touch?" ”

"Who's going to put five? Singing! Nezha got out of the car and ran upstairs, and when he passed by the emperor, he came to such a sentence, which made the emperor angry, and pointed at his back for a long time speechless.

Lu Bu also patted his ass and wanted to go upstairs at this time, but when he walked to the emperor, he stopped, and saw that this thing reached out and touched the dragon robe without saying a word, and then turned his head to me and said, "Eh! Mingzi, his clothes are very thin, and he will take a military coat to change for him in a while, and don't freeze and catch a cold on a snowy day. ”

I agreed, Lu Bu didn't stay long after listening, and followed Nezha back to the house, and was ignored one after another, and the emperor was also depressed......

With a pestle in the middle of the road, the emperor was really angry this time: "I am the Son of Heaven, the Ninety-Five, you dare to be so rude......"

Before he finished reading to Bai, Bai Qi's already dissatisfied arm pushed him aside: "Good dogs don't get in the way, this noon meal hasn't been cooked yet, and after a while, the gang above will start calling who is responsible!" You? I've died once, and what kind of score are you still putting here? It's like paying for food. ”

Now the people who have paid money to me are Bai Qi, Zhao Kuo and Yang Jian, they are now superior to others, and the working people are the most glorious......

The brother went upstairs, and now there are me and the emperor who doesn't know the identity left in the courtyard, and I turned around and locked the door, and I began to wonder who this product is, looking at the style of his dragon robe should be from the Ming Dynasty, we all know that the Ming Dynasty is a wonderful dynasty, such as Zhu Qizhen, the first emperor in the history of the Ming Dynasty who was tied to a meat ticket, Zhu Youxiao, a professional carpenter, and Zhu Houxi, who was poisoned by alchemy.

Looking at the color of the person's skin in front of me, I think there are only two people, one is Zhu Yuanzhang, the Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, he used to ask for food, and it is understandable that he is tanned like this, and the other is Zhu Yuanzhang's grandson Jianwen Emperor Zhu Yunwen, this person likes to engage in revolution, and was later reversed by his uncle Zhu Di, and finally the road is unknown, and I don't know where he ran away, if the person in front of him is him, then it is estimated that he went to Africa at that time......

After locking the door, I took out a cigarette and prepared to have a good chat with this long live master, who would have thought that the emperor hurriedly blocked him with his hand, and exclaimed: "This ...... What happened to that flame just now? ”

I casually shook the lighter in front of him: "What's the matter, lighter, hey!" I told you that you didn't know, you didn't have it at the time. ”

Stuffing the lighter back into my pocket, I spit out the smoke and said, "Okay, let's tell me who you are, I don't know what to call you for a long time." ”

"Salutation!" Long Live Lord looked me up and down, and once again put on that arrogant look on his face: "Just you, a Diao Min, do you still want to call me by my name?" ”

", Your Majesty, your brain is fine." I really can't accept his pretending momentum: "There is a diǎn, you must make it clear, now is not your time, is it appropriate to put this emperor again?" ”

"Even if it is a later generation, then you have to respect me as an emperor."

This person is really tough enough, and he amused me: "The first emperor is a fart, let me ask you, if Qin Shi Huang suddenly appears in front of you one day during your reign, you will salute him!" Isn't that? Come on, if you want to say it, I'm going upstairs, if it's cold or you want to eat, come with me, I don't want to play with you downstairs to build a snowman. ”

After I finished speaking, I looked at him for a long time, but this person always stood still with a proud face, and he probably wouldn't go with me because of his virtue, sighed, I didn't persuade again, and turned around and went upstairs.

He has just come down from the position of emperor, and it is estimated that he will not be able to accept it for a while, so it is better to let him calm down in the snow.

When I returned to the house, the oncoming heater kept the cold snap out, and as soon as I took off my coat, Bai Qi said to the side: "Huh! Why did you come up alone and wear the yellow one? ”

"Hey! Collapse him, like a donkey, don't say who he said, and don't want to go upstairs, s.b, let him freeze. ”

I was about to throw my clothes on the bed as I spoke, but I had barely taken two steps forward when I suddenly noticed that there was an extra woman on the sofa!

This is a girl dressed in ancient costumes, beautiful and beautiful, although she sat there without moving, but it made me feel a feeling of being high above and untouchable, which is simply amazing!

, Li Jing actually led my sister! It was too unexpected.

I froze in place: "You...... Beauty, you are ......"——

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Yesterday was Kavin.,It just happened to be adjusting the schedule for the shelves.,So I didn't update.,It's delaying everyone to read.,Brothers and sisters, you must forgive me!